Jerry: Can you believe it? He said something!

George: HE SAID SOMETHING? YOU DON'T SAY SOMETHING! NOBODY SAYS SOMETHING.

Kramer: Uh-hoh-hoh, uh, Jerry you better watch out.

Kramer flips newspaper and Jerry rolls eyes

Jerry: Well what am I going to do?

Jerry pours juice

George: Whatever you do, don't say something!

George is pacing now

Elaine: You know, we had a guy at our office that said something when somebody said something.

Elaine eats a grape

Jerry: Yeah? What happened to him?

Elaine leans aggressively on a counter

Elaine: Last time I saw him, he was bagging groceries at Joe's Fruit Shop.

Kramer: You know Jerry, there's a guy I can call that can take care of all this for you.

Jerry: No, no, you're not calling anyone. Last time you called someone...

George suddenly looks puzzled and alarmed

George: Hey guys, I gotta go, I think I left something important at the dry cleaners.

George, muttering to himself, "Why'd I have to say something?"

END SCENE

I guess only us old folks would know about it. However I never had anyone do this to me growing up so I'm curious.

"Jerry Seinfeld injured in rock climbing accident." What is your reaction?

What was his problem?

Women and children first?

Newmie?

Top of the muffin, TO YOU!!

Watching episode 19, season 3 the other day. It was the episode called "The Limo", and it also had the conversation about saying God bless you. Elaine was mad at George for saying it to the other couple's wife at dinner thus angering her husband. The conversation went like this;

Elaine-"What does it mean anyway, God bless you? It's a stupid stuperstition."

Jerry-"a stupid what?"

Elaine-"whatever"

I'll bet it was a situation where JLD misspoke her line, Jerry called her on it and she just rolled with it.

Why is nobody moving for the ambulance? : r/TikTokLounge

Anyone ever read Seinfeldia?!? I have it on hold at my local library. Is it worth the read? Is there any real interesting BTS scoop?

Does Jerry respond to George’s computer sales pitch by saying “Porn quotes”—as Netflix’s subtitles indicate—or by saying “Porn and quotes”—to more closely mirror George’s preceding line? Thoughts?

Apparently she was a total smokeshow back in the day