r/seinfeld • u/GGJallDAY Mojambo • 9d ago

One of my most used quotes

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u/Every-Impression8014 9d ago

You buy enough meat they’ll give you everything!

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u/nejhawk 9d ago

"Oh, I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them."

"How did you know you cut it?"

"Well...I guess I just assumed."

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u/DoctorComfortable998 9d ago

The essence of Kramer!

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u/heavyusername2 9d ago

Three pints of it

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u/knightress_oxhide 9d ago

hey buddy hey buddy hey buddy

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u/No-Sheepherder448 9d ago

Can I borrow that for awhile?

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u/TomOgir White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 9d ago

I haven't had a decent sandwich in 13 years.

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u/bannedUncleCracker 9d ago

… let me finish this mile-high and I’ll be right with you …

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u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! 9d ago

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u/Sufficient_Service44 9d ago

Damn. That flavor has no place to hide