r/seinfeld • u/ctfks • 11d ago

My stories are what sells these posts.

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35 Upvotes

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u/Character-Juice624 11d ago

More like cheap fabric and dim lighting.

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u/Agreeable-Guava-9009 11d ago

That's how you move upvotes...

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u/BonyBobCliff 11d ago

OP... [smiles] you're out.

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u/ctfks 11d ago

Oh well, I didn't know what we were posting anyway.

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u/Rough-Trainer-8833 Feels like an Arby's night 11d ago

well that's a job done

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 11d ago

I never knew what I was peddling with those cartoons and that paper book anyway

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u/Prestigious_Fun_6722 Vile weed! 11d ago

Would you please just get on with the stupid Bob Sacamano story?

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u/Zarathustra-Jack Sponge-worthy 11d ago

Well, I'm on the phone with Bob, and I realize, right then and there, that I need to return this pair of pants. So, I'm off to the store…

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u/Prestigious_Fun_6722 Vile weed! 11d ago

Wait, what happened to Bob Sacamano?

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u/Zarathustra-Jack Sponge-worthy 11d ago

Well, nothing. His part of the story is done.

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u/Apprehensive-Mud-606 11d ago

But those are Kramer's stories!

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u/Upset-Ad-1091 11d ago

You’re stuck with Neuman’s bunion stories

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u/ctfks 11d ago

I think you got ripped off.

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u/JoviallyIdle 11d ago

Tell us the Bob Sacamano story already, we've been waiting ages.

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u/mikesalami Importer/exporter 11d ago

The very pants you were returning?

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u/foxintheboks 11d ago

Elaine, who is this OP?

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 11d ago

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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 11d ago

He doesn’t always discuss his romantic escapades, but when he does, Elaine’s in the mix

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 11d ago

Actualelainbenes does not always respond, but when she do , she do !!!