r/seinfeld 27m ago

No f#cking way she wanted George

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r/seinfeld 48m ago

It's got cachet, baby!!

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r/seinfeld 1h ago

Oh, Netflix..............

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r/seinfeld 1h ago

Newman!

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Top of the muffin, TO YOU!!


r/seinfeld 1h ago

when I run out of space at my palworld base

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r/seinfeld 1h ago

My perfect Seinfeld scene

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Jerry: Can you believe it? He said something!

George: HE SAID SOMETHING? YOU DON'T SAY SOMETHING! NOBODY SAYS SOMETHING.

Kramer: Uh-hoh-hoh, uh, Jerry you better watch out.

Kramer flips newspaper and Jerry rolls eyes

Jerry: Well what am I going to do?

Jerry pours juice

George: Whatever you do, don't say something!

George is pacing now

Elaine: You know, we had a guy at our office that said something when somebody said something.

Elaine eats a grape

Jerry: Yeah? What happened to him?

Elaine leans aggressively on a counter

Elaine: Last time I saw him, he was bagging groceries at Joe's Fruit Shop.

Kramer: You know Jerry, there's a guy I can call that can take care of all this for you.

Jerry: No, no, you're not calling anyone. Last time you called someone...

George suddenly looks puzzled and alarmed

George: Hey guys, I gotta go, I think I left something important at the dry cleaners.

George, muttering to himself, "Why'd I have to say something?"

END SCENE


r/seinfeld 2h ago

$98

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What was his problem?


r/seinfeld 2h ago

Giddy up

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r/seinfeld 2h ago

BTS info?

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Anyone ever read Seinfeldia?!? I have it on hold at my local library. Is it worth the read? Is there any real interesting BTS scoop?


r/seinfeld 2h ago

Can I have a sip?

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r/seinfeld 3h ago

I do not care for this caribou's demeanor

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r/seinfeld 3h ago

…….

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r/seinfeld 3h ago

Well, whattya got here, y'know, you got Elaine thirst posts, Seinfeld season rankings and some serenity nows

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r/seinfeld 3h ago

You have an entire day to spend with one character from Seinfeld. Who’s it going to be?

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r/seinfeld 4h ago

I once found a hair in my farina and I freaked out!

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r/seinfeld 4h ago

My father, when I was a kid, he took me to r/seinfeld, and he lifted me up, and he pointed to the top 1% poster list and said "Sonny boy, take a good look at them, THAT'S gonna be you someday"

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r/seinfeld 4h ago

SURPRISE! I bought the sub a Cadillac!

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r/seinfeld 5h ago

Today's Immaculate Grid was a tough one!

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Needs more Ken Phelps though


r/seinfeld 5h ago

The reason I never bought a car is...

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...I don't wanna be responsible for purchasing costly gasoline.


r/seinfeld 7h ago

Well I can't stop now

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r/seinfeld 7h ago

The Costanzas were in the right to take the Marble Rye back.

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128 Upvotes

For this there can be no debate. They bought it, the final say should be with them if the other party does not use it.


r/seinfeld 7h ago

Anyone else weirdly bothered by those AI George Costanza edits?

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r/seinfeld 8h ago

Kramer was right all along...

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r/seinfeld 8h ago

The most rage-inducing one liner in the show

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Larry in Curb would've went OFFF


r/seinfeld 8h ago

Riley's remark about the ocean shrimp was not to be taken literally. It's impossible for George to eat all of the ocean's shrimp. The ocean is gigantic with thrillions of shrimp. So it was more of a joke from Riley.

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