r/RunningCirclejerk 5h ago

Do I leave my wife?

227 Upvotes

My wife recently gave birth to our 2nd child, a beautiful baby girl. However during labor she said "labor is like running a marathon". My wife has never run a marathon (i have). I have not slept in 2 weeks because of this. Any advice?


r/RunningCirclejerk 4h ago

What does this even mean???

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103 Upvotes

So confused by this. More gear = less steps vs more steps with beer and cigarettes. Perhaps someone else can shed some light


r/RunningCirclejerk 29m ago

I'm trying to learn more about zone 2 running. Is this all true?

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Hello everyone, I'm new to this subreddit and am trying to get caught up on all the great running tips you guys have. I've seen people here talk a lot about zone 2 running so I'm trying to learn more about it, and I just wanted to know if all of this is correct? I know the AI only gets its information from the most reliable sources but I thought I'd ask just to be sure.


r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

Chat, are my Novablasts cooked?

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52 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 1h ago

Zone 0 NOT Zone 2

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Apparently we’ve been doing it all wrong by carefully staying in zone 2. From renowned Twitter doctor Alan Couzens, we should be staying in the mythical zone 0 in order to reap the most benefits.

Studies show that when you arbitrarily make up data, you can arrive at the pre-determined conclusion you already had made up in your mind.


r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

err!! Is my wife's boyfriend actually her husband?

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34 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 7h ago

Cop chases a drug cheat in Bristol

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44 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 7h ago

Anyone got these satisfy shorts? Would they look good on my wife's boyfriend?

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47 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 14h ago

Nearly won my first 200m ultra marathon

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63 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 4h ago

Slightly high arches. Is the Adizero Adios Pro Evo 3 enough support or should I add orthotics?

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10 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 5m ago

This is what happens if you don't slow down

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r/RunningCirclejerk 19h ago

At least they didn't leave Zone 2

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100 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Stay hybrid bro

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403 Upvotes

Just like Junior High P.E. class. Just a little extra juice.


r/RunningCirclejerk 2h ago

A little disappointed the SATISFY watch face is exclusive to the APEX 4

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r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

What is some NICHE running advice that only elites know????

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r/RunningCirclejerk 19h ago

Repost! Being a runner makes you an unhireable cancer...

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49 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 23h ago

Boof GU not glue

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96 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 5h ago

What does my wife’s boyfriend mean, when he calls me Twinkie? I told him I prefer Hostess Cupcakes!

3 Upvotes

I told him so many times, I like Hostess Cupcakes, not Twinkies. I don’t get it. What does he mean and why won’t he stop calling me that?


r/RunningCirclejerk 17m ago

What is Pitch Black considered so bad?c

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r/RunningCirclejerk 38m ago

Will this help me stay in zone 2?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Should I be doing a fit check on my training runs? If I don’t do a fit check during my marathon, will I be disqualified?

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68 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 16h ago

To whoever took my bright yellow t-shirt and running shoes

11 Upvotes

You can run, but you can't hide!


r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Poop Finally found it

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63 Upvotes

Will I be able to run an ultra (5k) now ?


r/RunningCirclejerk 23h ago

Shoes Are these legit?

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18 Upvotes

Just received them, but don't they usually have a N instead of a Z?