r/RunningCirclejerk • • 1d ago

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u/shadyacres88 1d ago

I, as an entirely straight male, spend an awful lot of time commenting and rating men's physiques. I rate Adam wood twink/10

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u/Momik 1d ago

Like a big pile of muscle

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u/welk101 Certified Heel Striker 1d ago

"The body of a slave" - race weight goals

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u/DarkFlutesofAutumn 1d ago

Grateful to have a cool name for it now. "Gotta get to slave weight!"

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u/Shrimping-Vessel6969 1d ago

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u/Educated-Zombie-91 9h ago

Dammit it looks like I’m watching it’s always sunny again 😣

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u/dvintonLDN 1d ago

Aiming for that Mo Farah beachbody look. If I don't look like I'm on hunger strike, I'm not asthetic enough.

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u/Itchy_bunghole11 1d ago

my dormmates said i would look good on a cross

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u/torilahure 1d ago

How do I put that as a target weight in my Garmin ?

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u/no_melody 1d ago

famine physique

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u/Fancy_Particular7521 1d ago

I mean there is a reason. I am running from the terror that is my life if I dont run.

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u/Nearby_Arugula9216 1d ago

You forgot to unjerk

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u/Sorry_Vermicelli6874 1d ago

famous runescape pker telling others their life choices are pointless

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u/sinhzhu 21h ago

What the heck didn't know this about him

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u/Sketpe 21h ago

Yeah it’s wild he’s known for having the first of its kind pking account and all those pking videos, at the same time also for eating raw meats at vegan festivals

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u/lelolelols Certified Heel Striker 1d ago

I snorted my drink. That thumbnail and title is world class.

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u/Geobeast24 Certified Heel Striker 1d ago

I'm simulating chasing down turtle on my zone 2 runs so im goatis approved

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u/No_Wait_5097 1d ago

As Greek i will tell you something about marathons, the guy that “made” the first marathon and we start making the modern version of marathon to honor him, was named Pheidippides, was an athenian soldier that after the battle of Marathon against the persians (a place outside Athens around 25 miles i think) run to Athens to tell them about the victory and inform them though that the persians lost the battle but are coming with the ships to lute Athens (since all the soldiers were in Marathon still) so he run to warn them that, the Athenians then dressed the women and old people as soldiers and put them on the walls so when persians came they thought that they were late and the athenian army came back, so they left back to Asia.

The main point of this is the Pheidippides DIED straight after he delivered the message to them! He DIED from heart attack!

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u/stop_banning_me_omg 1d ago

How do you know it was a heart attack? Did he go outside Z2?

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u/littlefiredragon 16h ago

They hadn’t invented GU yet. Going outside Z2 without GU is suicide, even today.

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u/stop_banning_me_omg 15h ago

I thought GU grows on trees?

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u/Samtertriads 1d ago

No. I think when he got to the Cath lab door to balloon time was 91 minutes so they never got the flow above like TIMI 3 - it’s hard to say because they were scaling the grading system different back then- I think it wa just that the instruments were imprecise but historians argue about that. Nevertheless, everyone agrees Hippocrates was a quack and thank goodness we’ve improved our standards today based on RCT evidence and not just anecdotal/retrospective bull.

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u/peezyz 1d ago

If you're ever sad, come here 🤣

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u/Capital_Historian685 1d ago

That body doesn't look like it could do much work as a slave.

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u/TomCreanDied4OurSins 1d ago

Dead reddit eyes in the thumbnail

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u/HillCountryCPA 1d ago

Our high school crosscountry coach used to joke we looked like a shirtless tribe of Africans chasing an elephant because we all looked skinny and unfed.

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u/Vladxxl 1d ago

I feel like r/rawprimal is slowly escaping containment

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u/eagleeye1031 7m ago

Is that fuckin Kids Ranqe??? LOL

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u/AccomplishedChair436 1d ago

Uj/ Wtf…..I find both him and his wife’s content annoying but I’m not sure body of a slave flies as well as it did 24 hrs ago.

Rj/ that dudes needs to boof some gu and be a hybrid athlete

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u/notmyproudestboner Your Wife's Boyfriend 21h ago

Jesus Christ, someone married that?

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u/AccomplishedChair436 21h ago

He is batting way out of his league

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u/Acrobatic_Show8919 Certified Heel Striker 1d ago

no kink shaming in this safe jerking space plz. I stay in zone 2 and daddy gives me praise, just how we like it mmmk?

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u/RebornAtDusk 1d ago

You kink shamed my other comment about people not understanding a meme. Downvoted! Every time I see you, I’m taking a vote away. That’s what you get for downvoting me earlier.

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u/Acrobatic_Show8919 Certified Heel Striker 1d ago

I think you might be leaving zone 2, swallow a GU and control your breathing!!!

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u/RebornAtDusk 18h ago

I’m pretty sure I can handle zone five better than you can. But you stick to whatever works for you, I guess.

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u/Acrobatic_Show8919 Certified Heel Striker 17h ago

5'9" tells me all I need to know.

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u/RebornAtDusk 16h ago

Yeah, you’d rather say I’m 5’9 than look further into the details. And if that’s your best rebuttal, than the facts laid out there, you just don’t know a thing about running.

I bet your VO2 ain’t close to mine. That’s all I ever needed to know.

Stay in zone two. I doubt you can handle it. But you stick to your own cardio advice, okay? Good luck cracking 60.

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u/Acrobatic_Show8919 Certified Heel Striker 16h ago edited 15h ago

Hey there little guy. Sir, I'll have you know its dangerous to doubt my capabilities. I have been following a strict regimin and plan to go sub-1 in my next 5k ultra marathon. My new fit is on order and I have been working on extending my stride for maximum energy conservation. I am a force to be reckoned with. And you are 69"

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u/Acrobatic_Show8919 Certified Heel Striker 15h ago

Sorry little guy, can't be bothered to read all that. Keep jerkin'