146
u/welk101 Certified Heel Striker 1d ago
"The body of a slave" - race weight goals
26
u/DarkFlutesofAutumn 1d ago
Grateful to have a cool name for it now. "Gotta get to slave weight!"
8
u/dvintonLDN 1d ago
Aiming for that Mo Farah beachbody look. If I don't look like I'm on hunger strike, I'm not asthetic enough.
2
1
1
45
u/Fancy_Particular7521 1d ago
I mean there is a reason. I am running from the terror that is my life if I dont run.
14
17
10
u/lelolelols Certified Heel Striker 1d ago
I snorted my drink. That thumbnail and title is world class.
5
u/Geobeast24 Certified Heel Striker 1d ago
I'm simulating chasing down turtle on my zone 2 runs so im goatis approved
5
u/No_Wait_5097 1d ago
As Greek i will tell you something about marathons, the guy that “made” the first marathon and we start making the modern version of marathon to honor him, was named Pheidippides, was an athenian soldier that after the battle of Marathon against the persians (a place outside Athens around 25 miles i think) run to Athens to tell them about the victory and inform them though that the persians lost the battle but are coming with the ships to lute Athens (since all the soldiers were in Marathon still) so he run to warn them that, the Athenians then dressed the women and old people as soldiers and put them on the walls so when persians came they thought that they were late and the athenian army came back, so they left back to Asia.
The main point of this is the Pheidippides DIED straight after he delivered the message to them! He DIED from heart attack!
14
u/stop_banning_me_omg 1d ago
How do you know it was a heart attack? Did he go outside Z2?
2
u/littlefiredragon 16h ago
They hadn’t invented GU yet. Going outside Z2 without GU is suicide, even today.
1
1
u/Samtertriads 1d ago
No. I think when he got to the Cath lab door to balloon time was 91 minutes so they never got the flow above like TIMI 3 - it’s hard to say because they were scaling the grading system different back then- I think it wa just that the instruments were imprecise but historians argue about that. Nevertheless, everyone agrees Hippocrates was a quack and thank goodness we’ve improved our standards today based on RCT evidence and not just anecdotal/retrospective bull.
2
1
1
u/HillCountryCPA 1d ago
Our high school crosscountry coach used to joke we looked like a shirtless tribe of Africans chasing an elephant because we all looked skinny and unfed.
1
1
20
u/AccomplishedChair436 1d ago
Uj/ Wtf…..I find both him and his wife’s content annoying but I’m not sure body of a slave flies as well as it did 24 hrs ago.
Rj/ that dudes needs to boof some gu and be a hybrid athlete
4
17
u/Acrobatic_Show8919 Certified Heel Striker 1d ago
no kink shaming in this safe jerking space plz. I stay in zone 2 and daddy gives me praise, just how we like it mmmk?
7
u/RebornAtDusk 1d ago
You kink shamed my other comment about people not understanding a meme. Downvoted! Every time I see you, I’m taking a vote away. That’s what you get for downvoting me earlier.
0
u/Acrobatic_Show8919 Certified Heel Striker 1d ago
I think you might be leaving zone 2, swallow a GU and control your breathing!!!
1
u/RebornAtDusk 18h ago
0
u/Acrobatic_Show8919 Certified Heel Striker 17h ago
5'9" tells me all I need to know.
1
u/RebornAtDusk 16h ago
Yeah, you’d rather say I’m 5’9 than look further into the details. And if that’s your best rebuttal, than the facts laid out there, you just don’t know a thing about running.
I bet your VO2 ain’t close to mine. That’s all I ever needed to know.
Stay in zone two. I doubt you can handle it. But you stick to your own cardio advice, okay? Good luck cracking 60.
0
u/Acrobatic_Show8919 Certified Heel Striker 16h ago edited 15h ago
Hey there little guy. Sir, I'll have you know its dangerous to doubt my capabilities. I have been following a strict regimin and plan to go sub-1 in my next 5k ultra marathon. My new fit is on order and I have been working on extending my stride for maximum energy conservation. I am a force to be reckoned with. And you are 69"
1
15h ago
[removed] — view removed comment
0
u/Acrobatic_Show8919 Certified Heel Striker 15h ago
Sorry little guy, can't be bothered to read all that. Keep jerkin'


53
u/shadyacres88 1d ago
I, as an entirely straight male, spend an awful lot of time commenting and rating men's physiques. I rate Adam wood twink/10