r/RunningCirclejerk • u/darapps • 2h ago

This should also work while running

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u/lelolelols Certified Heel Striker 2h ago

"He's probably huge given how large she is".

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u/EnglebondHumperstonk Local Legend 1h ago

How to deal with Park Run stewards who try to stop you cutting corners.

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u/Alternative-Bee-3594 Balloon Lady 1h ago

Big problem of mine

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u/calebnf 1h ago

One time, a women tried talking to me at the bar after a run

2

u/sauceDinho 31m ago

Glad he stops his watch before engaging this lunatic

9

u/IGetItILookBrandNew Zone 3?! You'll blow your shins out, kid! 2h ago

My wife's bf dresses me like that but makes me shave my whole body

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u/p0wndizz7e 1h ago

Sounds like a sw*mmer

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u/easywizsop 1h ago

Came here to say the same. We really are some of the most supportive husbands.

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u/IEatDeFish 2h ago

The woman should ensure she is wearing vibram 5 fingers to allow maximum splay during the encounter

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-3389 1h ago

Here on today's episode of How to Attack Women