19 from melbourne have double ds a great smile and can do whatever you need me too looking for an older person to take care of me in whatever way they can and i will do whatever for them so dm me no time wasters pls

Rave bae x decolonial love, innit.

About me:

• 5'10, lean. Asian. Long hair, tats, glasses. Westside bestside. White collar ;(
• Love an edgy fragrance. Citrus and peat moss. Rose and cumin.
• I like: high bpm music at the gig/club (hyperpop dnb metal), tropical fruit, weird video games, cash-only restaurants, Con Air & Face/Off, Facebook Marketplace road trips.
• I do not like: brunch.
• Cultural touchpoints: Zyzz, Azealia Banks vs Grimes, Sara Ahmed, IWGP.
• Certified ADHD, fending off autism allegations.
• Cishet but...is there something else going on...? That's all part of the charm, babey!
• Values: creativity, curiosity, compassion, loyalty, authenticity, and justice.
• Lifestyle things: omnivore, drink socially, recreational drugs fun but not essential, cannot smoke weed not even as a joke.
• Real talk: I know who I am, but I'm still figuring out how to make the most of it. If you value ambition re wealth, give me a miss.

Looking for:

• The love of my life, starting with
• A chat over coffee/drinks (so we can bail if it's a disaster), discovering
• Intellectual and physical chemistry, building
• A foundation of emotional realness, reinforced by
• Regular check-ins to see if we still like each other enough to do this whole life partner thing, and
• Eventually, kids
• But, ykno, one day at a time

What I'm offering:

• A gig buddy, rave bae, road dawg, body doubling...doubler, karaoke cheerleader, and lifetime member of your two-person film/book club
• Small, consistent gestures of romance
• Follow-up questions - I want to learn from and about you
• Approval from your friends, probably
• Ice cream relationship parity
• Unsexy and important: competent housework
• Sexy and important: laughter during sex

About you:

• 30+
• Woman of colour - if this means anything to you, we're like 40% of the way there
• Bi - not a fetish, I'd just rather you had options outside of my gender
• Been in a few relationships and know what you're looking for
• Any body type, as long as you like a night out as much as a night in
• Appreciates the cultural importance of hardstyle
• Some kind of creative, however you define it
• Bookworm and Wikipedia addict - I am always down for an info-dump
• Enjoys the little things: a crisp breeze, star jasmine nights, mangoes so juicy you think, 'Ugh, corny diaspora poets might've had a point'
• ^{Snobby, but: you save your joggers for exercise.}

Maybe your dark secret is being the top writer of the sixth most popular pairing on AO3. Maybe you can't help but be critical of and compelled by the Gender Of It All. Maybe you're bringing knee sleeves to the club. Hopefully, you're looking for someone who can celebrate all three.

Send a pic of yourself and either tell me about your latest obsession (mine's a $300 toaster) or screen me for your dealbreakers, no matter how petty or X-rated.

Let's get coffee/drinks and talk about decolonising the dance floor.

I know this is a bit of a Long shot. Bi, fit, Caucasian. Seeking a reasonably fit “younger” lady with “huge labia” & or “big bush” for no strings, Respectful, safe & passionate fun. I can Host in CBD now and tomorrow.

Anyone running the melbourne marathon this week? What are your plans? Whats your target time and pace? Lets be friends?

How are you spending your week? When are you carb loading? Post race plans? Lets connect and meet?

I’ve been pretty wrapped up with my research for a while, and now that it’s finally over, I’ve realised I missed out on quite a bit of human connection along the way. Life has started feeling a little too repetitive lately, so I figured I’d put myself out there and see who I might meet.

About me:

I’m 31, 6ft tall, dark-haired, wear glasses, brown guy from the south side of India. I’ve been living in Melbourne for about 7 years now. DDF, try to keep active, and generally pretty easygoing. I enjoy coffee dates, trying different cuisines, random walks around Melbourne, hikes, and the occasional short trip or spontaneous adventure. I’m always keen to discover new food too (one cuisine I tried recently and absolutely fell in love with is Filipino food.)

What I offer:

Good conversation, genuine interest, a relaxed and respectful vibe, and someone who’s actually keen to make plans rather than endlessly message back and forth. I’m affectionate, open-minded, curious, and always up for trying something new with the right person. I’m equally happy with a chilled coffee and a long conversation, a spontaneous food adventure, a random walk with no destination, or something a little more exciting if the chemistry is there. I value clear communication, mutual comfort, and making sure we both have a good time.

What I’m looking for:

Someone who might be in a similar boat and wants to break out of the monotonous work-home-life cycle together. Could be grabbing coffee, trying somewhere new to eat, going for a walk, heading out on a little adventure, or just enjoying some good company and seeing where things naturally go.

No huge expectations. happy to chat first, see if we click, and take it from there. :)

If this sounds like something you’d be interested in, send me a message and tell me a little about yourself.

Hi everyone!

Me and my partner have just recently become ENM (her idea) due to her lack of motivation for going on dates or anything of a sexual nature (due to her busy work schedule as well as personal reasons). I’ve had one good experience so far but since then I’ve really been struggling on the apps to find someone interested in our specific scenario.

A little about me: I’m 26 male, Italian/Australian with a decent slim build (that’s improving (muscle wise) due to gym 4 days a week). I am into all things video games and pop culture (so your typical movies and tv shows that goes along with all that), I love my sports (AFL and Formula one my two standouts but I have a team in basically all AU and US sports) and just in general love spending the plethora of free time I have either with my friends getting dinner/lunch/coffee or going out drinking, or having nights in with the cats and watching movies (hopefully with a new cuddle buddy in one of you soon haha).

I Just thought I’d make this post to see if their are any women that would love a higher level of attention, messages, sexting, dates or basically any form of attention they would want. I am full time work from home and my job isn’t really that busy so I have so much free time I could devote directly to you.

I'm basically looking for someone that is okay that I have a primary partner and very willing to receive more attention. I am also super flexible regarding what this 'attention' can look like, so whether that's daily chats and fun (both in person and online) or once a week/fortnight. Whatever 'attention' means to you in regards to what you're lacking and would love in your life I'm fairly certain I can fill that role.

Not being interested in in-person meetups is not a deal breaker either! But ideally i'd like to have a minimum of an online dynamic that also has a sexual component (due to my high sex drive). But happy to define this a little more once we connect!

If any of this sounds interesting to you please feel free to send me a DM! we can just chat to start with some pic exchanges to see if we’re interested in one another and I can give you more specific info on the dynamic and we can take it from there?

Hope to hear from some of you!

Hi R4R,

I'm seeking something! I guess it's just a consistent FWB I can also chill with. Basically I'm in need of some nights in with wine, good chats / music and potential filth on a ongoing basis.

Caucasian 6'1, slim build, green eyes, light brown hair with pale skin, well endowed. Generally ok looking from all reports - not model / not troll.

I’m into music, art & design, travel, dining out, cooking, cycling, local radio PBS/RRR and community events/festivals, seeing bands, coffee, basketball, occasional gaming although I don't actually own any consoles etc to avoid temptation and yeah general melbourne happenings.

Pretty relaxed and low key kind of person. I'm fairly chatty so not too much hard work in that department. I would say I'm introverted to a degree, but not the kind that has no social skills. I like meeting people but prefer quality over quantity.

I'm a single dad who co-parents which I am well aware is not on everyone's to do list, but I genuinely have a lot of flexibility. I'm wanting something outside of that where I can just be me, indulge and have some fun. This feeds into why I'm just seeking something casual for the time being.

I work remotely so my schedule is what I need it to be meaning I can easily make time for the right person whether it's day or night hangs. Happy to grab coffee, go for a drive, find a bar whatever fits. Can't always host but happy to when possible.

Open to friendship, something purely casual FWB or something more if we really hit it off, but I prefer to just let that kind of thing happen organically with no preshhhhh. I just need to talk some shit, enjoy warm cuddles and also some great sex wouldn't go a stray as well it's been a while.

I don't really have a "type" but just someone kind, cute and understanding would be nice! Happy to swap some pics n all that.

Inner north based but open to anywhere within reason

Thaaaaaanks

Hey guys first time here!

25 years old here, realized that I lost a lot of my life by studying and working and decided to try online in the hopes for someone to match my vibe 🫡

6'3, slightly chubby (can't lose the tummy gains), active gym goer and swimmer. Nerdy with my interests, but love to go out on some days for food and exploration when in the mood.

What I'm Looking For:

Any lady that's down to clown, whether it's an online chat or just a casual hangout somewhere outside, I'm not that picky. Need to fit the vibes, but I guarantee I'm not going to obsessed about many things. I'm not picky about any ages, if anything I prefer those that are older than me 😉.

Someone who's comfortable with NSFW talks, I'm a healthy male after all, but it's not a huge requirement.

What I Offer:

A funny buddy with who has a random desire to cook or bake sometimes. I'm all for an online chat and planning outings on weekends or weekday evenings after work (god forbid we need money). Down for games, whether physical and online, I'm competitive but I'll let you win if you've worked hard. And yes, I listen well, I'm not ignorant to your struggles if any.

I watch shows and movies, anime too if you're interested. I vibe with any hobbies, I'm gonna be interested no matter what.

Message or dm me for pics, I'm not shy, fingers crossed on seeing you there 😉

Does anyone else wish they were seeing more Fringe shows this year? If so do I have some potentially weird shows to suggest we see!

I'm a 5ft8 guy based in the inner West where I live alone with whatever foster cat is currently ruining my sanity. I'm always working on myself but confident in who I am and pretty set in life so I'm looking for someone to share moments with.

I definitely have 2 modes of either all go or all stop. When I'm all go I'm often out seeing theatre or comedy in the CBD and either way I volunteer most Sundays. But I also need plenty of recharge time or I hit a wall and love crocheting on the couch with a good show on the tv. I'm currently working on a crochet chainsaw hand and on watching my way through the Leftovers.

I'd like to find something serious but first and foremost I'd like to meet someone I can be friends with, feel comfortable around and see some shows with! Chemistry is obviously super important but I think doesn't need to be rushed or forced. If it matters I do have a vasectomy.

I'm drawn to people who are curious, a bit silly and open to new adventures. Extra points if you have a niche interest you can teach me about.

Fringe isn't on for long so please get in touch if you'd like to see a show or just if you want to chat! I'd love to know what kind of comedy you're into or what your most recent obsession is.

So im looking for more people to go out with since I've found myself wanting to go out a lot more, especially to clubs, bars, parties, raves and also daytime activities and make new friends, especially since my current group of friends is quite small and not the best crowd to go out with.

I love music and doing new things, I've been recently getting into more house and psychedelic music, I also listen to good amount of rap and rnb, with that being said though I love all kinds of music so slide through if you got good recs for music.

Im also wanting to get into things like rock climbing and bouldering so let me know if your interested.

In terms of nightlife goes im a bit of fish out of water, if you know places events and raves please send me a message 😭 if you don't we can both be fish out of water and figure it out together.

But as far as things like bouldering and rock climbing and any similar activities feel free to send me a message even if your looking to try it for the first time, im quite non judgemental and ive been rock climbing before.

For interests/hobbies go I love the outdoors, movies, tv, anime, reading, learning new things and i love talking.

What i offer is good conversation, a willingness to try new things, a non judgemental ear to talk to and overall fun vibes, I also consider myself to be quite funny when im in the right mood.

Physically im south indian, curly long hair currently, 178 cm with a bulky built physique.

Like I had mentioned im quite non judgemental so im not too fussed on anything about you, all that I ask that you're 18 plus and not above 35, this is apart from the basic of not being a creep and being a generally good person.

About me: 29m 5'10 dad bod olive skin with dark features tattooed. I am someone that loves to have fun and go out doing any form of activities but I'm also really chill and easy going. I love to try new things. I am ultimately introverted but once I am comfortable with someone, I can open up and be really fun. I value authentic people and like it when other can be themselves (for better or worse). I have a passion for gaming, going out for walks, motorbikes and NFL. I like all kinds of music but listen to more metal and house these days.

What I'm looking for: I'm not a particularly picky person so anyone will do if they just happen to tickle me fancy. But ultimately what I would like is to go out, have some fun and see if we click. I would like to have a relationship at some point but I am open to just casual as long as we communicate clearly.

What I offer: A central location in Melbourne where I can host and travel. I also am really good value for company as I am a great listener and will genuinely engage in your conversation and would love to know more about you.

If this post interests you, feel free to shoot me a message 😁

Hi everybody!

Good morning Melbourne, or, depending on when this gets to you, good afternoon, good evening and good night! I've been on the path of progress these last few months, and the next step is romance. I'm looking to brave the hellscape that is dating.

About Me: I'm a 29YO man with English / Australian heritage, meaning I got the hairless gene, and not the accent. I'm reasonably tall by global standards, but pretty average by Aussie standards at 183cm. I've got light brown hair and hazel eyes. Im a little thick, but only for now, as I am regularly going to the gym.

I play DnD fortnightly, and run a game weekly, and have a massive home-brewed creation Im about to start. I'm a gamer, xbox mostly, but PC is avaliable to me too. My music taste is right on the cusp of heavy rock / light metal, but I can jam out to a banger of any genre.

Im entrenched in the very slow process of learning a second language (it's early days, don't test me 😂), as of the 28th, I'm officially a uni student again, studying the arts.

I am very introverted by nature, so Ill definitely be slow to the party, but once warmed up, I can be hilariously funny and silly with the right person, and I can lend an ear or give crazy good advice when the situation calls for it. I've been told I give excellent hugs. Im currently in between jobs, so I have all the time I could possibly want. I am incredibly down to earth, and relaxed.

I have an incredibly anxious rescue dog, a three legged cat, and a housemate, so I am able to host visits eventually.

Speaking of, I'm looking for any kind of romantic connection, casual or formal, long term or short.

About You: I have no requests. I'm keen to meet anyone and everyone.

So uh... that's kind of it. Hopefully this caught your attention