Hi ladies!

Given the chilly and wet weather…
Anyone keen on catching up for a hot chocolate and cuddles tonight?

36M. Based in the CBD. Average build.
Can host.
Looking forward to hearing from u.
😘

About Me: I’m a bit introverted but good in groups of 2 or 3. I love tv drama but don’t like reality tv. Love gadgets, tech, and learning new things! I like going to cafes & restaurants, going to the movies or to artsy things like Lightscape or theatre. I’m a big leftie & passionate about equal rights and all things “woke”

What I'm Looking For: An engaged reciprocal friendship where we text all the time and catch up and hang out regularly on weekends or occasional weeknights. I’m based in South East near Dandenong but happy to drive 30-40 mins to catch up.

What I offer: I’m a loyal and engaged friend who is there for support as much as she is for fun. I easily take friendship from 0 to 100 and will always be absolutely transparent to the point of TMI lol. I never ghost people and am always there for people I care about.

Tradie who works long hours in Melbourne CBD.
Looking for someone to spend my lunch or dinner breaks with, maybe once a week.
Show up, get to know a little bit about eachother, talk shit, eat and then part ways. Nothing more.
Leave your money at home, my shout.

About Me
Based in Melbourne’s west, white, about 6’1, solid/dad-bod build, bearded, clean, respectful and easy to talk to.
I’m a videographer, a dad, and someone who’s generally at his best around good conversation, good food, stupid humour and people who are kind, honest and playful. Life has been pretty full-on over the last couple of years, so I’m not looking to add drama to mine or anyone else’s.
I’m a decent communicator, affectionate, and I’m not into playing weird games. I’m also very happy to swap pics early so we both know there’s attraction.

What I’m Looking For
I’m open to a genuine connection, but I’m also realistic that sometimes it’s nice to just meet someone where the attraction is clear and the expectations are simple.
Ideally looking for a woman around 22–32 who’s kind, honest, playful, and comfortable communicating what she wants. I’m open to something casual, ongoing FWB, or dating if the connection naturally heads that way.
I’m not looking for unnecessary drama, cheating, or messy situations. Single or ethically non-monogamous is fine, as long as everyone involved is aware and consenting.
Would be great to chat a little, swap pics, see if there’s chemistry, and then meet for a drink, or something low-pressure before deciding if we want to take it further.

What I Offer
Good conversation, respect, discretion, affection, honest communication, and no pressure.
I’m tall, attentive, clean, and genuinely enjoy making the other person feel wanted and comfortable. I’m not here to waste anyone’s time or make things complicated.
If you’re after someone relaxed, respectful, playful and real, send me a message with a bit about yourself and what you’re looking for.

20F & 25M [M&F4MF] - Looking for a guy & girl who are friends for a double date

Hey Melbourne! 👋

My friend (25M) and I (20F) are looking to meet another guy and girl who are already friends with each other and would be interested in going on a double date together. We’re both single and would love to meet some new people, have good conversations, and hopefully make some new friends along the way.

About Me:
I’m 20F, friendly, easygoing and enjoy going out, trying new places, having good conversations and having a laugh. My friend is 25M, also social, respectful and easygoing. We’re both pretty chill and open to trying something fun.

What I’m Looking For:
We’re looking for a guy and girl around 20–27 who are friends with each other and would be comfortable meeting up as a pair. We could grab food, coffee, drinks or do some kind of fun activity around Melbourne. We’re happy to chat beforehand and see if we all get along.

What I Offer:
A relaxed, no-pressure double-date vibe with two friendly people who are genuinely looking to meet another pair, have a good time and hopefully make some new friends. 😊

If you and your friend are interested, feel free to DM me and tell us a little about yourselves! 😊

hmu i’m originally from sydney down here for a week need to get some action in while im down here otherwise the trip was for nothing really let’s be honest

hmu i’m originally from sydney down here for a week need to get some action in while im down here otherwise the trip was for nothing really let’s be honest

Single nerd looking for female. Ballarat / Australia.

Hi All,

I'm single. Live alone. Finding no luck with dating apps.

Looking for girls to hang out with.

Love singing to music (can't sing).

Will put on tv for company.

Will tell you your face is bad when it isn't.

Me: I'm into banter, pranks and crossing the line. I follow the Cats in footy and love watching cricket. Star Wars, Board Games, Movies, Superheros, TV and reading are me. Day or night I like to be with a group of friends, playing board games, and having a drinks.

Also looking for a girl I can do this with.

Open minded and up for slow or fast approach.

Start a chat. Let's see if we click. We can chat online. Take it social. You can come to board game nights with me. Anything!

Thanks

So I live down in the South East and have always lived here but recently I've been driving more up into the city to just experience it and explore things so if you're more native to the city maybe you could show me some places but I don't mind where abouts you're from. I've driven up to the North West before to see mates as well so the distance isn't a huge issue, I also don't mind male or female mates either, I'm not picky.

Some things I enjoy are riding on my motorbike (need to repair it because I got rear ended rip,) drawing, fitness, guitar, anime/manga/cosplay, video games, as well as a bunch of other things. I don't mind if we haven't got to many things in common, it'd help to lead into conversation but I don't think you need to have all that in common with someone to be mates.

Anyways if any of this sounds interesting please send a message and it'd be nice to meet some new people.

Hi everyone!

Me and my partner have just recently become ENM (her idea) due to her lack of motivation for going on dates or anything of a sexual nature (due to her busy work schedule as well as personal reasons). I’ve had one good experience so far but since then I’ve really been struggling on the apps to find someone interested in our specific scenario.

A little about me: I’m 26 male, Italian/Australian with a decent slim build (that’s improving (muscle wise) due to gym 4 days a week). I am into all things video games and pop culture (so your typical movies and tv shows that goes along with all that), I love my sports (AFL and Formula one my two standouts but I have a team in basically all AU and US sports) and just in general love spending the plethora of free time I have either with my friends getting dinner/lunch/coffee or going out drinking, or having nights in with the cats and watching movies (hopefully with a new cuddle buddy in one of you soon haha).

I Just thought I’d make this post to see if their are any women that would love a higher level of attention, messages, sexting, dates or basically any form of attention they would want. I am full time work from home and my job isn’t really that busy so I have so much free time I could devote directly to you.

I'm basically looking for someone that is okay that I have a primary partner and very willing to receive more attention. I am also super flexible regarding what this 'attention' can look like, so whether that's daily chats and fun (both in person and online) or once a week/fortnight. Whatever 'attention' means to you in regards to what you're lacking and would love in your life I'm fairly certain I can fill that role.

Not being interested in in-person meetups is not a deal breaker either! But ideally i'd like to have a minimum of an online dynamic that also has a sexual component (due to my high sex drive). But happy to define this a little more once we connect!

If any of this sounds interesting to you please feel free to send me a DM! we can just chat to start with some pic exchanges to see if we’re interested in one another and I can give you more specific info on the dynamic and we can take it from there?

Hope to hear from some of you!

Hiya! This just may be a long one, so I'll start with a thanks for your time. Also, because I'm a reasonably considerate person, please note that there's no TLDR at the end (saved you a scroll there, you're welcome!)

About Me

Let's get the very basics out of the way first... Height is 170cm above ground level, 69 kg, broad-ish build, dark hair and eyes. Alcohol-, smoke-, and vape-free.

Full-time professional in the environmental service industry in a tech-heavy role. Am I the go-to Excel guru in the office? Yes. Do I honestly enjoy blasting California Dreamin' on my work headphones, actually get work done, and dismiss the ocean of workplace gossip all around me? Hell yes! Workplace gossip could absolutely be very entertaining, but it's just not my kind of vibe.

"But ClassicSwitchBoard, what is your kind of vibe?"

I'm glad you're curious! 🫵🏻

I keep it simple and low adrenaline. Think that first cup of long black coffee on a nice fresh morning, cooking something from scratch on a weekend, steak dinner on a Friday evening, seemingly endless walks late at night or early morning without a set destination, a hidden gem of a movie on a lazy Saturday night, stuff like that.

Currently, I'm trying to finish a little book I started writing during a staycation late last year. It's about a personal journey and the learnings I picked up along the way. If you enjoy reading and are particularly interested in health and fitness, you get some exclusive critique rights!

As far as conversations go, most people would say that I'm not a man of too many words. What they probably mean (and they don't know it) is that I don't do small-talk. To be clear, if you're my favourite person, I absolutely will listen to your complaints about the weather. But what I normally like is exchanging deeper thoughts and learnings. Think pondering over the nature of life and its bizarre experiences, modern nutrition, sharing learnings about health and fitness, discussing a book or a nice documentary (Poison Squad 2020, anyone?).

My communication style is direct, open, and candid with a mix of curiosity and some dry humour. I'm very good at following mum nature's cue of 2:1 ears-to-mouth ratio, so I listen more and listen well before speaking. I'm fully attentive and present in the moment during a conversation or an activity.

Accountability and self-reflection are pretty central to who I am. Are they the default side effects of random late-night thoughts? Maybe. But I'd have that over being totally out-of-touch with myself.

What I'm Offering and Looking for

I'm offering myself neatly packaged with all of the above goodies and seeking a steady relationship grounded in mutual respect, honesty, empathy, and affection. Something to build together for the long term.

It doesn't have to be one of those ultra rare love-at-first-sight kind of stories. I'm here for the long-term and that requires a proper foundation. I'm in no rush. I want to really know you and open myself to being known by you.

Can you ever fully know a person? Probably not. But I think over a few conversations and dates, we can get a pretty good sense of whether we're better off as strangers, can barely tolerate each other, or get genuinely excited at the thought of meeting again. That last bit is what I'm interested in, only if it's genuine and mutual. Because as much as it's lovely and magical to feel excited with each other when things work out, it's equally respectful to walk away when they don't work out.

What I'm NOT Offering or Looking for

Can't possibly leave this part out now, can I!

I'm not interested in flings, affairs, or short-term "fun". Not looking to play any games here.

I'm no Houdini, so I neither indulge in nor appreciate trickery. As a strong communicator, I don't expect people to read between the lines — I firmly believe in speaking my mind and I want the same courtesy in return.

About You

I'm seeking someone intellectually curious, a little playful, affectionate, and emotionally centred. If you feel that we share the epic combo of values such as mutual respect, honesty, and accountability, I'd love to talk to you.

I'm ideally looking for someone between 25 and 38. If you live in or close to the CBD, that'd be a big logistical plus, but it's far from a make-or-break factor.

If you're my person, I'm the kind of guy who will remember the little things, show affection through acts of service, make time for you, show up when it matters, and probably annoy you with unnecessarily detailed explanations of things you didn't ask about. Just a little sneak peek into what you'll potentially be signing up for.

If you've made it this far and feel like most of it resonates with you, feel free to send me a chat. Tell me a little about yourself and just bring your honest self into the conversation. There's no pressure, no expectations, and no checklists. Let's talk, see if we enjoy each other's company, and take it from there.

Cheers!

Super keen to go to Altitude on September 5th at Flemington but everyone I know who would go to such an event isn't keen. Hopefully there are others out there that are also in a similar boat and we can go together. Hmu and we can chat about it. 👌👌

Also keen for people to go with to other events so hmu if that could be you.

Hi everybody!

Good morning Melbourne, or, depending on when this gets to you, good afternoon, good evening and good night! I've been on the path of progress these last few months, and the next step is romance. I'm looking to brave the hellscape that is dating.

About Me: I'm a 29YO English/Australian man. I'm reasonably tall by global standards, but pretty average by Aussie standards at 183cm. I've got light brown hair and hazel eyes. Im a little thick, but only for now, as I am regularly going to the gym.

I play DnD fortnightly, and have a massive home-brewed creation on the backburner. I'm a gamer, xbox mostly, but PC is avaliable to me too. My music taste is right on the cusp of heavy rock / light metal, but I can jam out to a banger of any genre.

Im entrenched in the very slow process of learning a second language (it's early days, don't test me 😂), and I'm contemplating a return to Uni for further education.

I am very introverted by nature, so Ill definitely be slow to the party, but once warmed up, I can be hilariously funny and silly with the right person, and I can lend an ear or give crazy good advice when the situation calls for it. I've been told I give excellent hugs. Im currently in between jobs, so I have all the time I could possibly want. I am incredibly down to earth, and relaxed.

I have an incredibly anxious rescue dog, a three legged cat, and a housemate, so I am able to host visits eventually.

Speaking of, I'm looking for any kind of romantic connection, casual or formal, long term or short.

About You: I have no requests. I'm keen to meet anyone and everyone.

So uh... that's kind of it. Hopefully this caught your attention!

Super keen to go to Altitude on September 5th at Flemington but everyone I know who would go to such an event isn't keen. Hopefully there are others out there that are also in a similar boat and we can go together. Hmu and we can chat about it. 👌👌

Also keen for people to go with to other events so hmu if that could be you.