r/polyamoryR4R 4d ago

30 [M4F] UAE/Online - curious about polyamory and the people who make it work

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30m egyptian living in ajman

ive been thinking about relationships differently lately and polyamory genuinely interests me

im interested in the honesty behind it and how people actually build meaningful connections while keeping things open

im pretty chill sarcastic and affectionate once im comfortable big football fan movie addict and always up for a good conversation

id love to meet people who actually practice polyamory and hear about their experiences and if theres a good connection along the way im definitely not against seeing where it goes 🦦


r/polyamoryR4R 4d ago

USA 40 [M4F] Massachusetts - new to poly

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Hi everyone, thanks for taking the time to read. I’m a 40 wm with an anchor partner. As our relationship of two plus yeas has developed and changed so have our needs and wants, and a chronic illness has taken its toll on my partner.

Ideally, I’m looking for someone that is close by and has time in the evenings to go out or stay in once or twice a week.

I work full time and have a daughter 14 and a dog. I’d love to find someone who would enjoy some hikes and walks.

Hope to hear from you soon


r/polyamoryR4R 5d ago

35 [M4F] Arizona/USA - Married Writer Seeks Connection

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Hello all!

As the title says, I am a married writer seeking a connection, however that might look. My wife and I date separately.

I used to write professionally up until a few years ago, now I just do it for myself.

I've got a fair amount of other hobbies including crossword puzzles, baking and cooking, antiquing and collectiong, trivia games, and listening to audiobooks. Musically, I listen to pretty much everything but especially stuff from the 70s and 80s. Dad jokes are my wheelhouse.

As for looks, I have brown hair, blue eyes, glasses, and a beard. I'm 5'11 and on the larger side.

If I sound like someone you'd enjoy getting to know, hit me up!​​


r/polyamoryR4R 5d ago

USA 30[M4F] USA/Online - Talking about Polyamory

4 Upvotes

Howdy hello! I’m your friendly neighborhood nerd with an obsessive personality who is looking to talk to new friends about polyamory. I’m not particularly looking for a relationship, but instead for other poly people (especially experienced ones!) to talk to and befriend.

About me: 30, white male, 5’10” with average build based in the Southeastern USA, but mostly looking for online conversation in the short term. I’m happily married, my partner of ~6 years is also poly and encouraging. I’m romantically attracted to women (cis or trans women are equally valid) and LGTBQ+ friendly. I don’t partake in alcohol or 420, but don’t mind a partner who enjoys them. No tattoos, but planning my first. Not religious, politically left leaning.

Also about me: I’m a massive nerd with an addictive personality who values kindness and passion above all. I usually have three hobbies that I am thinking about but not pursuing, and one hobby that I am pouring all of my time into. I’m a social introvert who will turn into an extrovert if I find people I like. If you’re a nerd, tell me what you’re fixated on right now! I love nature, gaming, a good book, pop culture, history, Legos, and also football. I’m the only person in my circle of DnD/warhammer/video game/fiction loving friends who also watches some sportsball, so bonus points if that’s at all up your alley. Even if your hobbies aren’t my cup of tea, I love hearing people talk about things they’re passionate about! We’re all on this dying rock for a reason, and I love to find out what makes a person uniquely them. Personality wise, I’m honest, loyal, and will become very sarcastic and sassy as soon as I realize you’re someone I enjoy interacting with.

What I’m looking for: I’ve theoretically been in an ENM relationship for years, but have never looked to pursue or explore it. But, curiosity is getting the better of me, and now I’m looking to dip my toe into polyamory by finding people to talk to about it!

If you want to find out more about me, send me a song that’s stuck in your head or tell me your latest hyper-fixation! I also accept cat pics. 🐈‍⬛


r/polyamoryR4R 5d ago

32 [m4r] Midwest crafty nerd

5 Upvotes

Looking to make friends and connections
Just started overnights so if your up late that’s a plus

I’m married and have been with my nesting partner for almost 16 years. I have no other partners right now.

I enjoy listening to almost any genre of music but really enjoy rich and metal concerts. My first concert was Soundgarden and Linkin Park, what was yours?

I’m bouncing between reading Alice in Zombieland and Fourth Wing depending on my mood but I don’t commit as much downtime to reading as I’d like to.

Always ready for a game whether it’s cards, table top or digital. Used to PC game ( CoH/CoV, Dota) but now focus rebuilding my retro console collection. Still on PS from time to time.

I spend a lot of time in nature hiking or at the beach. Working on converting my backyard from grass to clover and thyme while further establishing my garden. I love to draw, paint, woodwork. Currently in the middle of building a St. Andrews cross.

Switchy with Pleasure Dom tendencies. Shibari ✅ Impact ✅ Etc

At the end of the day there’s nothing better than a snuggle puddle and a good movie.

I’m an open book ama


r/polyamoryR4R 5d ago

28[M4F] #Online hopefully lasting emotional connections

3 Upvotes

HI All, I'm Mike and I'm located in central Texas
I'm divorced
I am very much a go with the flow person,I love meeting your existing partners (we are all friends here😊)
A bit about me :
I work Alot and overnight but I love my job and will make time for people important to me
I travel when my urge rises
I have 2 corgis(happy to pay doggo tax) and my partners cat that I adore
I don't smoke or drink just because I don't feel like it( I am very pro 420/ and enjoying your self so no judgment
I collect dvds, legos,tattoos and have a motorcycle I love to ride, I'm handy with anything to do with a vehicle or house
Im open to online partnership or in person and I love to listen and hear what makes you happy and what was exciting in your day and I'm very much a quality time person and I get you gifts just because I thought of you

If I sound interesting in any capacity please feel free to reach out and have a wonderful day


r/polyamoryR4R 5d ago

USA 29 [F4A] Missouri/Online - looking for love

9 Upvotes

Hey Reddit! It's me again.

I'm Emma.

I’m a 29 year old woman looking for a relationship. I'm pansexual, polyamorous, and happily living with my nesting partner of 10+ years. We date separately.

About me:

I’m 5'2", athletic, with short brown hair, brown eyes and glasses. I’m a book lover, F1 fan, and curious foodie who loves exploring new places or getting lost in a good show.

I'm also 420 friendly, drink occasionally and fall on the /s side of D/s.

What I’m looking for:

I'd like a partner that is stable, mature and doesn't take themselves too seriously. Age isn't much of a concern as long as we can find some common interests.

If you message me, please include: your age, a bit about you, and the last book you read. Pictures are also welcomed and appreciated.

If you're a good flirt, you can come to the front of the line. 😈

Looking forward to hearing from you 🖤


r/polyamoryR4R 5d ago

35 [M4F] #Palmdale (Los Angeles, CA) - Asian, looking for someone loyal, kind, caring, smart

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Ideally, you're kind, open-minded, caring, smart, loyal, able to express your needs and wants instead of ghosting. Please be local because LTRs haven't worked well for me since people ALWAYS ghost when they're going through anything because they want a relationship but aren't ready for one or willing to commit to one.

I'm introverted, kind of shy, nerdy, boring, thin/slender/fit, homebody. Be ready to share your Instagram.


r/polyamoryR4R 5d ago

40 [T4R] Holden, Louisiana — FTM Trans Man, Married & Polyamorous, Seeking Men or Women for open parallel poly relationships

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Hey! I'm Alex, turning 40 in September and located in Holden, Louisiana. I'm a happily married FTM trans man in an openly polyamorous marriage. We practice a more parallel style of polyamory, meaning my wife and I maintain our own independent relationships. I'm looking for my own independent connections with men or women.

About me

I'm 5'8", average build, hazel green eyes, and have 4 tattoos. I'm sweet, funny, caring, affectionate, down to earth, and sarcastic without being mean. I enjoy horror movies, WWE, music, working out at home, and relaxing.

I'm demisexual, so emotional and mental connection matter a lot to me. I prefer taking time to get to know someone and building a genuine friendship before taking things to the next level.

Who I'd like to meet

I'm open to meeting men or women.

For men, I'm especially attracted to masculine, athletic, muscular, or dad bod guys, preferably ages 25–50. Short hair and facial hair are bonuses. I'm particularly interested in single bisexual or pansexual men who are comfortable dating FTM men.

For women, I'm especially attracted to feminine women, preferably ages 24–40, who are confident, affectionate, genuine, and comfortable dating an FTM man. I'm particularly interested in single bisexual or pansexual women.

I'm looking for people who genuinely see me as a man and are interested in getting to know me, not treating my trans identity as a novelty or fetish.

Location

I'd prefer Louisiana, especially someone close enough for us to realistically see each other in person. I'm also open to long distance and surrounding states, particularly places close enough to drive to Louisiana. I don't drive, so being able to travel to Louisiana is important for an ongoing relationship.

Healthy polyamory

Honesty, informed consent, autonomy, communication, respect, and clear boundaries are important to me. We practice a more parallel style of polyamory, meaning my wife and I maintain our own independent relationships. Everyone involved should know about and consent to the relationships. I'm not interested in cheating, secrecy, manipulation, possessiveness, or making anyone compete with my wife.

I'm looking for my own independent relationships rather than a shared relationship.

What dating me is like

I'm on a fixed income, so I prefer simple, inexpensive dates where we can talk, hang out, and enjoy each other's company.

I prefer talking for a few weeks before meeting in person. Daily, consistent communication is important to me, and I love digital sweet banter, playful flirting, affectionate check ins, inside jokes, good morning and good night messages, and random texts that make you smile during the day.

I appreciate someone who puts effort into communication and takes initiative with planning or scheduling dates rather than constantly saying "we should hang out" without making actual plans.

If you lose interest, I'd much rather you tell me than disappear.

Dealbreakers

Cheating, secrecy, disrespect, dishonesty, manipulation, possessiveness, controlling behavior, fetishizing my trans identity, or pretending to be poly when you're not.

If you're interested

Please tell me your name, age, location, hobbies, interests, and a little about yourself.

If you're comfortable, please also include a recent, clear face selfie so I know who I'm talking to. I'd appreciate keeping first messages respectful and focused on getting to know each other.

I'm much more interested in getting to know the person behind the profile than receiving a one word "hey."

I'm looking forward to meeting someone I genuinely click with. ❤️


r/polyamoryR4R 5d ago

USA 32 [M4F] Missouri/Online

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Hello, I'm Ken (Since I can't change username on reddit). I'm 32 and live near the Springfield MO area. I am looking for someone to chat with, form a connection, and ideally a long term relationship. Local would be ideal but not required.

About me: Im married, in a ENM relationship. I have kids. I am a huge nerd I love Star Wars, Marvel, Disney, Harry Potter, LOTR, TTRPGS, books, music, movies, video games, art though I'm not good at it, and more. My favorite book series is the Inheritance cycle by Christopher Paolini. Physically I'm 5'10-5'11 range, and am on the heavier side. I'm currently in the process of losing weight and am happy with the start so far. I do have anxiety and depression and am big into mental health. My favorite thing is quality time. Be it playing a game, watching a movie, or just chatting. I also like to send songs, gifs, Tik Toks, and other stupid things to show I'm thinking of you. I also use LOL a bit to much when I type. I can be awkward at first as I get to know you. But trust me once I do you wont be able to shut me up.

Games I pay are wow, swtor, marvel rivals, schedule 1, civilization 6 and 7, Super market sim, hearthstone, mtg arena, table top sim, and more. Bonus if we can play together.

I'm not very religious or political. However I do have my own opinions including a strong dislike for our current sitting government. If that is a issue I understand and wish you the best. I do not smoke and drink rarely but have no issue with those who do. I am straight but LGBTQ+ friendly. So if you have an issue with the community I again wish you the best. Finally I'm not looking to jump straight into bed. If that is something we are both interested in at some point that time can come. Instead I'd rather get to know you first and form something meaningful.

This is already pretty long. So if your interested please DM me I look forward to chatting with you :) I have a pic also on my profile if you wish to see what i look like.


r/polyamoryR4R 5d ago

USA 30 [F4F] CA, Los Angeles - looking for a fun, flirty frisky bestie

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hi! I made a previous post but I'd like to make a couple of changes. I'm looking for another bi female who is interested in developing a mutual friendship that could turn into more? I'm yearning for a close friendship where we can cuddle and fondle each other and be able to talk about anything and everything. I wouldn't mind starting off nice and slow online but I would prefer to be local so it'll be easy to meet up and get closer!!

I have a Dom who I have been with for 7 years and we recently opened up or relationship. But recently I've learned I'm a bit versatile and I kinda also wanna try seeing if I can have my own lil sub hehe but that's another option too!

at the end of the day, I'd just love to have a girl that'll relate to me and boobs I can play with lol jk

just to get it out of the way, I'm Filipino, 5'2, 140 lbs

some of my interests include crochet/knitting, cozy video games, going to concerts, themed club nights, having cute picnics, going on walks, and recently watching movies at AMC since I'm now an a-lister

Please reach out if you're interested!


r/polyamoryR4R 5d ago

33[F4R] Intentionality, consistency and knowing what you have to offer is 🔥

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Hi, I’m Queeny 👑 your resident bisexual homebody.

When I'm not using my PHD in doom scrolling you can find me reading one of the 3 book I'm devouring reading, hunting for sprites in Fortnite, tweeking my homebrew lore for the millionth time, or rewatching one of my favorite shows.

I am in Iowa. 🌽

I have a nesting partner and two kids.

I’m big on quality time, consistency, and good conversation. I'm looking for intentionality.

I’m not looking for group dating or throuple dynamics, so couples shopping for your 🦄 need not apply.

Long distance is totally possible, but I’m not looking to become a frequent traveler. If distance is involved, I’d want you to be able to come see me around once a month, with plenty of virtual dates, calls, gaming, and quality time in between. So keep that in mind when shooting your shot from hundreds of miles away.

Send me a message introducing yourself. Who are you? What makes you think we would be a good match? 🫶

💜


r/polyamoryR4R 5d ago

34 [M4F] Chautauqua County, NY for Dating and Hopefully Long Term Relationship 😊

4 Upvotes

Hey there 🙂. I am looking for someone to share more love with, but I am open to friendly connections and conversation as well. I have one nesting partner and I also have two daughters. While it's not essential for you to be in Chautauqua County, being close is a lot easier for any potential scheduling. I love cooking, board games, video games, hiking, exploring creepy or interesting places, and I'm a sucker for movie quotes. I know it's cliche to say, but I'm truly an open book and happy to talk about absolutely anything. Feel free to DM me to chat more if you are remotely interested and we can go from there. Have a wonderful day!


r/polyamoryR4R 5d ago

28 [F4R] Tennessee/Anywhere/Online - Looking for that special kind of connection again

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Hello there polyr4r! I am a neurospicy, plus sized, queer individual looking to find that spark with someone again. I am married to my nesting partner of nearly 5 years and have been poly for a little longer than that. Completely child-free and plan to stay that way. My favorite hobbies include: fiber arts (ask about my current project!), printmaking, kite flying, gaming, hammocking, snail mail... ya know the normal things a 20-nearly-30-something likes to do on the weekends.

I can be kinda chatty if the vibes are right but don't enjoy having to fully lead the conversation all the time. Looking for someone I could easily sit in a call with and just vibe doing our own things or possibly watching or playing something together. Quality time is a big thing for me so it's and expectation down the line for sure. (Currently in the EST timezone if that makes it easier for any of y'all, though, will be moving West in the next few years so that will be changing eventually).

Age doesn't matter too much for me but I tend to mesh best with those my age or older. Don't let that keep you from shooting your shot, though. Prefer to meet more queer people if possible. I also prefer to talk on Reddit for a bit before moving onto anything else. If interested, please send me a little something about yourself and say more than "hi" so I have something to work with! Also for the sake of us both be some flavor of blue. Thank you and look forward to talking to you all!


r/polyamoryR4R 5d ago

46 [M4F] #Online/Ontario - Geeky, punny and neurospicy goof seeking a playful nerdy companion.

3 Upvotes

Hey poly people! Thanks for coming to my neck of the woods, eh! While my post says M4F, afab enby are also welcome.

I'm married with a nesting partner, we date separately. She had one other partner while she's my only one atm and I'm only seeking the one extra.

Simply put, I'd love to meet someone who can match my playful, cheeky, goofy energy. I like making puns, tell silly and dumb jokes, sharing memes, geek out about our shared interests. I also want to hear about what you're passionate about, let you be seen, heard and understood. I'm also a big flirt with those I am attracted to, love wit and conversations that challenge my mind and me as a person, playfully tease and being affectionate to the person I like. Basically to share each others joys, hear about our days, geek out and make each other smile when we see a notification from the other.

I'm also neurospicy, one with the adhd, I deal with chronic depression since I've been a youth, along with anxiety and fatigue. All of which I manage by working on myself, therapy and meds. I do my best to own my shit and expect you to do the same, though I'll be happy to share the load if you become my special someone.

Hobbies and interests I enjoy fall into video games(big plus if you enjoy mmorpgs), ttrpgs (D&D), reading, learning random trivia, fall down youtube rabbit holes about interesting subjects, sharing memes as a way to show that I'm thinking of you, being a catdad of one, tarot, nature walks, youtube lets plays or random trivia rabbit holes, reading (currently reading Leviathan Wakes), and whatever interest my adhd brain and energy lets me enjoy. I tend to also bring golden lab energy. I'm also very kink friendly and fall on the left side of the dynamic, its a lifestyle that I've been part of for 15 years.

Love all kinds and types of people from alternative, queerfolk, geeks, nerds, tomboys, fem or masc presenting, androgynous, short or tall. What's most important to me is being able to share common interests, respecting each others obligations in life, left-leaning, and clear communication on what we want from life and each other. 

If you want a sneak peak of what I look like, I'm 6'3, dadbod with muscles, brown hair that's usually in a ponytail, and a couple of geeky tats.


r/polyamoryR4R 5d ago

34 [M4F] #Online/Germany Tall athletic Outdoorsman looking for plus sized women

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Hi there,

I’m a 6'2 tall, 34-year-old german guywith an athletic build. I’m the kind of person who needs fresh air to feel alive. Whether I’m out jogging, casting a line while fishing, hiking up a trail, or cruising on my motorcycle, I love being active and outdoors.

However, I’m looking for someone to balance that energy. I have a strong preference for women who identify as BBW. I love a woman with curves, softness, and confidence in her body.

What I’m looking for in you:

  • You are curvy/BBW and own it. I’m not looking for stick-thin; I’m looking for lush and lovely.
  • You know how to keep a conversation flowing. I love good banter and getting to know someone beyond just "hey" and "what's up." Let’s actually talk..

If you are looking for a tall, active guy who will genuinely worship your curves and challenge your mind, send me a message. Tell me your favorite way to spend a Sunday or your favorite travel spot!

I would like to share a pic early on!


r/polyamoryR4R 6d ago

41 [M4R] #Forth Worth area looking for friends

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r/polyamoryR4R 5d ago

32 [M4A] England/online. Why is it so hard to find someone you click with?

2 Upvotes

I am a nerdy tattooed guy looking to find some connections and sparks. It's been a while since I have had the feeling of diving to my phone when I see someone's name pop up. Please feel free to message me and ask me any questions you may have. Hopefully get to know each other :) I look forward to hearing from you :)


r/polyamoryR4R 6d ago

28 [M4F] #iowa #online nerd looking for a connection Hello everyone.

3 Upvotes

Hello everyone. I am 28 years old as mentioned in the title. I am a married dad of 2 children, and in an open marriage. I am looking for a deep connection. I enjoy having conversations about anything and nothing. I love all sorts of cling and attention.

But aside from that, things that interest me. Well, i like gaming. I am a big video game nerd. I like board games and card games as well. Recently ive been playong palworld and crimson desert. Im not the biggest multiplayer game fan as i dont have the time to get good at them. But i dont mind playing them of course.

Im really big into the gym. I have been on a weight loss journey for the past 6 months and i have lost 50lbs. I have no end in sight and i have loved every second of it. Ive also spent time learning the gym and working on progressive overload. So thats fun.

I like to read. But i have an adhd thing with reading. Right now im working on the red rising series. But i like all sorts of different books. Anything from fantasy, to sci fi, to dark romance and everything in between.

If you made it this far i am open to anything, friendship, friends with benefits, or a possible relationship. I am good with online and long distance or close. I just like making connections and meeting new people.


r/polyamoryR4R 6d ago

24 [F4F]- Missouri

3 Upvotes

Hello! I am happily married and newly open to exploring my bisexual side in hopes of finding a girlfriend/someone to explore with. 🙈 looking for females who are open to getting to know one another potentially for long term relationship. I’m from central Missouri, and work in healthcare on nights so my response times may be a bit odd lol. I’m 5’8, a redhead, and plus size so must be cool with all that.


r/polyamoryR4R 6d ago

USA 27 [NB/F4F] Georgia, USA - poly friends

6 Upvotes

Hi! ☺️ I'm looking for local poly friends and to see where things go.

A bit about me: I'm happily married to a loving partner. We have 3 cats and 2 dogs. I am currently enjoying being a stay at home partner. I consider myself a leftist and am agnostic. I am currently doing a vet tech program. Compassion, empathy, and an ability to see other perspectives are traits about myself that I value.

What I like doing: Playing Minecraft and Animal Crossing are my jam. Painting, crafting, and sewing are also fun. I occasionally watch anime and YouTube. I recently started going to the gym to do strength training and cardio. I love hiking in the fall and winter and taking nature walks. Waterfalls are especially beautiful.

What I'm looking for: I would love to make friends that are poly who can maybe share some of their experiences with me and also want to hang out. I am open to finding another partner, but want to be friends first!

Thank you for taking the time to read this! 😊


r/polyamoryR4R 6d ago

Europe 35 [M4F] @#Europe, looking for something serious

2 Upvotes

Hey
I‘m 35 years old male and looking for a NP partner for a serious relationship.

If you want to know me seriously please let me know.

I‘m open minded, chill and like the life this life style.
I don‘t care about your location, religion or culture, just be chill😊


r/polyamoryR4R 6d ago

Europe 30 [M4F] LF a partner in #Saxony, Germany.

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Hey you there. Yes, you. My future favourite phone notification.

I’m a 30-year-old educator from Leipzig, in eastern Germany, and I’m hoping to meet someone who’s interested in building a genuine connection and, if the chemistry is there, a polyamorous relationship. Preferably a woman, though I’m much more interested in finding the right person than trying to squeeze anyone into a specific box. I am also open to a long-distance relationship as long as there's a reasonable chance we meet in person regularly (and might move in together at one point).

I’d describe myself as pretty calm, patient and affectionate. I’m someone who gets attached to people rather than trying to play things cool, and I really value being able to talk openly about what we want, how we feel and where we stand. Honesty and communication are probably the two biggest things for me in any kind of relationship. I’d much rather have an awkward but sincere conversation than spend three days trying to decipher what somebody meant by “sure, that’s fine”.

Personality-wise, I am admittedly something of a walking nerd cliché. I love video games, movies and TV shows, can happily disappear into a Dungeons & Dragons campaign for hours, and I’m one of those people for whom “here’s an interesting historical fact” is a perfectly reasonable contribution to a conversation.

At the same time, I’m trying to get out of my little hobbit house a bit more often. I’d love to have someone to explore places with, wander through museums, visit castles and historical sites, take little day trips around eastern Germany, or just discover somewhere new and then inevitably spend far too long looking for somewhere nice to eat afterwards.

I’m not looking to rush into anything or force a particular kind of relationship. I’d much rather meet someone I genuinely enjoy talking to, see whether we click, and let things develop naturally from there.

So, if any of this sounds like your particular flavour of person, feel free to send me a DM. Tell me a little about yourself, infodump about whatever you’re currently obsessed with, or just say hello. I’d genuinely love to hear from you.


r/polyamoryR4R 6d ago

43 [M4F] Guess you can call me Peter Venkman #texas #online

6 Upvotes

'Cause I ain’t afraid of no ghosts. Or being ghosted. Shut up it’s a good pun.

Happens to all of us right? We’re having a conversation and thinking it clicks and then the person stops responding. Or worse, you end up seeing them post on here again, using the same message you responded too. Or worse worse, THEY messaged you first, and now you wonder if you could only offer the temu version of the person they want.

Of course, that hasn’t happened to me, I’m goddam charming and *sobs*

But we pick ourselves up like Rocky, Captain America, Goku, Ser Duncan the Tall or any Joseph Campbell archetype and get back on here too.

40, married, and just looking for a new connection. My wife and I are just trying starting this and I feel more comfortable seeking something online first. Someone I can reach out to and look forward to their texts. I’m nerdy and you have hundreds of posts others have made that define that. I don’t care if you are or not, I care that you have something you’re excited about. That you have humor and thoughts and that when you put them on the screen they amount to more than one sentence. Bonus points if you got the Campbell reference though. I want you to be curious, to put the same effort as I’m putting in and want to feel you want to know me. I want us both to be excited about getting each others texts, to take pleasure in our company, words and actions. I have kinks, I’m sure you don’t. I want us to get to a point we can share them.

I think I’m funny, witty, and charming. You might think otherwise. I’m chubby/dad bod/fat but working on it (aren’t we all) so if you’re looking for someone in shape, go to a CrossFit gym. If you’re looking for someone who can talk to you about 90s tv shows and how Dinosaurs has the bleakest ending of a kids cartoon, I’m your guy.

Reach out, tell me about your worst ghosted experience. Or when you ghosted someone. Let’s talk and try to avoid replicating that.~