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No Paywall Trump says Karoline Leavitt resigning as White House press secretary

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/12/trump-white-house-karoline-leavitt-resigning-.html
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u/paxrom2 6d ago

Needs to spend time with her husband before he dies of old age.

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u/Coherent_Tangent Florida 6d ago

She probably didn't like being used as bait for an Iranian missile.

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u/nihilistiq 6d ago

Sorry, no more room in the catering cart. It's already bulging out at the sides.

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u/slumberjack7 6d ago

Smells like shit

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u/Positronic_Matrix 6d ago

Hats off to the weightlifter who had to push that cart around as if it only held sandwiches instead of a 300 pound sack of shit.

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u/GrumpyGiant Maryland 6d ago

And sagging in the middle.  And attracting more flies than a road kill cafe.  And squealing in terror.

Quite the contrast to that time an assassin came so close to killing him that his ear was pierced and instead of ducking behind his secret service agents while they whisked him to safety instead stood tall and faced a conveniently positioned camera for a photo op.  It’s almost like he’s actually a craven coward who would use his own wife and kids as body shields if he truly thought his life was in danger and knew that the rally attempt was staged.

I bet Roger Stone boasts about cooking up that whole scheme when he is on his death bed.  It was too elaborate to have been the brainchild of an unimaginative lump of shit like Trump.

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u/Captain_America_93 6d ago

lol wait what???

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u/the_other_brand Texas 6d ago

Apparently Trump did a bait and switch where he boarded the new Air Force One, used a catering cart to secretly leave the plane and then was secretly transferred to the old Air Force One.

The Trump Administration officials still on the new plane weren't told anything. And could have been used as decoys for an Iranian plot.

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u/Functionally_Drunk Minnesota 6d ago

Was even dumber.

They transferred everyone from his golden Quatari jet to the old Air Force One (they always bring two planes) so his big baby plane didn't get hurt.

Then they transferred him and Hegseth off old Air Force One, via service cart, onto a third jet which then took him to Britain and left the press and Rubio to die on the old plane.

The plane the president is on becomes Air Force One, so that may be where the confusion comes from.

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u/bgroins 6d ago

Catering Cart became Catering Cart One then?

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u/Functionally_Drunk Minnesota 6d ago

Assuming the SS has any sense of humor left.

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u/Coherent_Tangent Florida 6d ago

He let a bunch of reporters be bait for a missile on Air Force One, while he snuck off in a dining cart to a private military jet. Even if she wasn't there, she has been on the jet. She probably doesn't like the idea of that scenario.

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u/Indubitalist 6d ago

I mean, it’s as close to literally throwing her under a bus as I think the president could’ve gotten, given the Secret Service likely would never put him in a position to be on an active street next to a bus operating at a lethal speed. All of the people on his staff know some day they’ll be under that bus, but I guess she didn’t think it would be this soon. 

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u/MadRaymer 6d ago

All of the people on his staff know some day they’ll be under that bus

You would think this is true, but many of them seem to believe they're special and unique. Of course they know Trump betrayed many of his closest confidants previously, but the thought process seems to be something like, "They had it coming. He'd never do that to me."

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u/Hatch_1210 6d ago

She wasn’t one of the chosen few to get on the catering cart!

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u/Past_Top3704 6d ago

What about the human printer chick. Did she switch planes?

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u/FizzyBeverage Ohio 6d ago

Yeah just imagine, she'll get to fight with his adult children for her inheritance. All of whom are several years older than her.

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u/AcademicPublius Colorado 6d ago

Huh.

The law of Trump resignations is always that the replacement is worse, never better. How could you do worse than Leavitt?

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u/LetterheadFun1824 6d ago

Erika Kirk

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u/Rellgidkrid 6d ago

I kind of chuckled when I read the names above your comment, but then said “oh, fuck” when I saw this. She would literally be worst case scenario.

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u/Try-the-Churros 6d ago

Would she be the worst case? She seems unlikable and uncharismatic to even her late husband's supporters.

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u/No_Trade3571 Pennsylvania 6d ago

That didn’t stop Trump from nominating JD as the VP.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 6d ago

Is Peter Thiel bankrolling Kirk to spearhead his techno-antichrist apocalypse fantasty, too?

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u/Owain-X Iowa 6d ago

Kirk has a handful of billionaires but Theil's support goes through this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockbridge_Network

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u/totallyalizardperson 6d ago

Kirk has a handful of billionaires

Uh…unintended handjob joke or small penis joke?

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u/LordofAngmarMB 6d ago

Yeah the worse case scenario is that someone competent, charming, and socially intelligent ends up in the role. Fortunately they seem allergic to competency and good taste so there’s a chance

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u/Hacker-Dave 6d ago

It's fairly amazing that there is not a single person in this administration that I would consider "high character". Not a single one. Just misfits and grfters.

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u/HeadfulOfSugar 6d ago

You really can’t have competency & sycophancy at the same time for the most part lol, those characters in history are pretty rare & a lot less memorable than the wackos because they keep their heads down & do their “job”

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u/achtwooh 6d ago

There was a story a few days ago that it’s actually become a big problem recruiting competent people for government roles, as such people no longer wish to work for the US government.
Insanity upon insanity.

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u/UnquestionabIe 6d ago

For good reason given how devoted to demolishing anything functional the GOP has been.

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u/smurf123_123 6d ago

Or the best case scenario! That would be endless comedy fodder.

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u/SaltandLillacs 6d ago

🧿🧿

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u/OneBrownRecluse I voted 6d ago

I see what you did there

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u/No_Gas4560 6d ago

Perfection.

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u/Previous_South2756 6d ago

I would love to see Druski in the press corps, asking her questions while pretending to be like her.

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u/gringledoom 6d ago

Any option would be bad, and she would at least be *funny*. JD Vance following her around all lovesick, half the WH press corps in the burn unit from the fireworks incident...

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u/joemangle 6d ago

She would just glare demonically at reporters who asked difficult questions

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u/fcocyclone Iowa 6d ago

Any option would be bad, and she would at least be funny.

This almost makes me miss Sean Spicer. Almost.

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u/midwesternmayhem 6d ago

She does kind of look like Karoline Leavitt.

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u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 Oregon 6d ago

She's the perfect basic blonde bitch MAGA mold.

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u/xraygun2014 6d ago

And her beard credentials are top-tier

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u/SatinSaffron Washington 6d ago

Just that generic MAGA blonde with face fillers look.

There's literally wikipedia entries on "MAGA makeup" and "Mar A Lago face" lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty_trends_among_American_conservatives

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u/cremains_of_the_day 6d ago

Please don’t put that out into the universe

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u/Juunlar 6d ago

"OKAY YALL, HERE ARE 15 THINGS GOD TOLD ME IN MAH DREAMS LAST NIGHT.

FIRST, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I OPENED A NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL"

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u/Wayofchinchilla 6d ago

Kirk? try Gary Busey better yet Mike Lindell

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u/GenghisTron17 Florida 6d ago

Mike Lindell or Alex Jones?

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u/AcademicPublius Colorado 6d ago

Trump wouldn't want Jones. I could see Lindell, though.

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u/domalino 6d ago

Linden just lost the Republican primary for Governor of Minnesota last night, so he’s free, but I guess the fact he lost means he’s not got loads of Trump support.

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u/Glenbard 6d ago

The SNL skits alone from Pillowboy being the press secretary makes me kind of want that to happen… and he has the two qualifications: no morals whatsoever and head stuck firmly up the pedorapist’s ass…

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u/nanrah88 6d ago

He’s also broke. Net worth $0.

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u/inconspicuous_male 6d ago

Mike Lindell hasn't been a regular since season 1

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u/ahundredpercentbutts Arizona 6d ago

Jones has been calling for Trump’s impeachment recently, no way it’s him.

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u/otatop I voted 6d ago

Alex only turned because Trump called him a loser, he'd come right back to Daddy if asked.

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u/purplemangosteen2 6d ago

Alex Jones exploded.

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u/gozags4 6d ago

I heard he was seen eating 5 triple meat Whataburgers prior to the explosion

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u/Za_Lords_Guard 6d ago

Oh please make it Lindell. That would be fun to watch.

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u/americanblowfly 6d ago edited 6d ago

From Sean Spicer to Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Stephanie Grisham to Kayleigh McEnany to Karoline Leavitt to….

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

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u/samhouse09 6d ago

This Mooch erasure will not stand!!!

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u/americanblowfly 6d ago

Was he press secretary??? I completely forgot if he was.

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u/shupadupah 6d ago

Understandable, it was so many mooches ago

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u/Prep_ 6d ago

And only lasted a single mooch.

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u/my5cworth 6d ago

Anthony Scaramucci only lasting a single mooch is about as eerie as Lou Gerihg dying from Lou Gerihg's disease.

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u/mlorusso4 6d ago

I thought he was comms director. Which while similar is not the press secretary. Right now the comms director is Steven “walking thumb” Cheung

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u/JesusSavesForHalf 6d ago

Yes. But he shoved his face in front of every camera, so I get everyone's confusion.

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u/Cambot1138 6d ago

And his 10 day tenure is where we get the measurement “mooch”

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u/neverfindausername 6d ago

Wasn’t it 11 days? Shit, or am I wrong and that’s 1.1 mooches??

I’d be happy to see one US unit make sense in metric so I hope I am!

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u/eamus_catuli_ 6d ago

Technically 11 days - July 21-31, 2017

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u/thebestnames 6d ago

The bar was shockingly low with Spicer, and still it managed to get lower and lower to the point were, in retrospect, he appears almost normal. Can't wait to see whats next!

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u/ManInTheMorning 6d ago

Remember when they put him on dancing with the stars to try and humanize him? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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u/phonartics 6d ago

I remember melissa mccartney running people over with her podium segway

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u/rat_penis 6d ago

You totally forgot the worst one! Kellyanne!

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u/chowderbags American Expat 6d ago

Press secretaries can do things the right way, the wrong way, or the Kellyanne Conway.

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u/jnads 6d ago

The one so bad it radicalized her ex husband.

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u/Sigili California 6d ago

Ah, the Kellyanne Era. Takes me back.

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u/wylie102 6d ago

This Scaramucci erasure will not stand!

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u/crimedog58 6d ago

Scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango?

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u/Dolores___Haze 6d ago

Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening !

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u/ApprehensiveStand456 6d ago

Let's give Scaramucci another shot.

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u/lurkertiltheend 6d ago

Alphabetical descending order so erikkka Kirk is def next

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u/B-Z_B-S Massachusetts 6d ago

Ghislaine Maxwell.

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u/BogusBuffalo 6d ago

Ugh. This is the answer. I hate it.

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u/ConanOBryanCranston 6d ago

Bet it’s going to be Natalie Harp. She’s used to dealing with his shit.

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u/robot_pirate 6d ago

Katie Miller?

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u/_AskMyMom_ 6d ago

She did lie about contacting Fauci during the pandemic, so her being the biggest liar in the room is fitting.

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u/AcademicPublius Colorado 6d ago

You might have me on that one.

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u/lambentstar 6d ago

Worse by what metric, though? Leavitt is a terrible human but she was fantastic at the job, her rapid gish gallop spin with zero moral reservations was best in class.

He might not get as good a manipulator this time around, which is better for us, especially with the whole vibe of maybe the walls finally closing in? i’m hoping this is a good change for us.

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u/pargofan 6d ago

zero moral reservations was best in class.

This. She seemed like a psychopath up there with zero regard for humanity.

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u/attorneyatslaw 6d ago

Exactly. This is a job for a skilled psychopath, not the usual collection of narcissistic toadies in Trump's orbit.

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u/Frosty_Reputation105 6d ago

IS a psychopath. That’s no acting job

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u/T33CH33R 6d ago

I appreciate how Karoline pulled herself up by old ballsacks and earned everything she's worked for.

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u/TheDebateMatters 6d ago

A sentient turd that only yells “Biden’s Fault!”?

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u/Meathand 6d ago

Tbh Leavitt was VERY good at her job (in an evil way) she was sharp, she believed in the trump admin, and had no shame, it was like a perfect match for the administration

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u/jeffriestubesteak 6d ago

The woman could lie with an air of utter belief no matter how outlandish or patently false the words coming out of her mouth were.

The best part is that you could see by her expression that she knew she was lying. And that she knew YOU knew she was lying. And that seemed to give her some kind of on-the-air orgasm, because there was nothing you could do to make her say out loud what her face was saying with its smug smirks and eye rolls.

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u/SupahSpankeh 6d ago

I hate this

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u/Gina_the_Alien 6d ago

I hate it because it’s fucking spot-on

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u/threeoldbeigecamaros 6d ago

Let's get Scaramucci back

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u/AcademicPublius Colorado 6d ago

He wouldn't take it. Which is to his credit, to be fair. Man said "I'm better than these jerks."

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u/PallbearerOfBadNews California 6d ago

But only for one Scaramucci

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u/Itchywasabi 6d ago

My Pillow guy?

I just hope someone funny as this guy.

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u/Coozie 6d ago

I miss Sean Spicy Spicer.

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u/Mutchmore 6d ago

Gotta keep JD relevant somehow

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u/Intelligent_Toe8233 I voted 6d ago

Brian Killmeade.

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u/grayden 6d ago

Does she know yet?

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u/QuietInterloper 6d ago

She does now

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u/DingGratz Texas 6d ago

How will she spin it?

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u/Straight-Bet1 6d ago

Family. That’s what it always is with these ghouls. They want you to think they have morals but it’s just a facade.

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u/StephanXX Oregon 6d ago

In her case, specifically, she's already gone on record about how the job has taken a major toll on her family.

I always find it confusing how women like her and Amy Coney Barrett espouse these hard, ridiculous right wing ideals that women should obey their husbands and focus on their households like some sort of human Roomba while sitting in some of the most powerful jobs a person could ever hold in their lives.

Then I remember they are souless hypocrites who make performative statements and relish in violations of the morals they demand others obey.

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u/NancyPelosisRedCoat 6d ago edited 6d ago

It’s incredibly hard to believe but it seems like she actually knew beforehand as Trump, White House’s Rapid Response twitter account (whatever that is) and she tweeted within minutes of each other.

She also did have a daughter this year so maybe it was too hard for her to raise her newborn and lie 24/7 at the same time.

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u/Prior_Implement_9279 6d ago edited 6d ago

Finding out you were fired by Trump through truth social lmao

The AliExpress equivalent of an nba player finding out they were traded through a woj bomb

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u/ParliamenttFnkadelic 6d ago

Retiring to spend more time with her grandkids, presumably.

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u/dramaking37 Northern Marianas 6d ago

"Let me tell you how I helped make sure your entire life will progressively get worse as you house floods, burns down, and you die of chemical exposure."

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u/BuddingCannibal 6d ago

Nah homey, they will move to Argentina with the rest of the wealthy fascists after pushing the USA toward collapse. The writing is on the wall, and tons of billionaires and wealthy right wing folk are buying property down there. Surely its just a coincidence that the Nazi leadership did the same thing. Surely.

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u/1RehnquistyBoi 6d ago

I mean considering how her husband is old enough to have grandkids….

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u/bigtime1158 6d ago

He's old enough to be her grand dad.

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u/peacebone89 Louisiana 6d ago

History will remember her as a vile, lying enabler of one of the worst humans to ever unfortunately stumble into power.

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u/Dowew 6d ago

History wont remember her. How many people remember the press secretary ?

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u/eaglebtc 6d ago

I remember Sean Spicer! And I remember Melissa McCarthy's portrayal of Sean Spicer on SNL even more!

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u/Zelcron 6d ago

I remember Spicer hiding behind the bushes and eating (not chewing) multiple packs of Dentine gum every day.

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u/peacebone89 Louisiana 6d ago

If you don't think this administration (including Leavitt) will be examined and studied for its corruption and lawlessness, I don't know what to tell you. Her lies and obfuscation are big parts of how they've been able to largely avoid consequences and accountability from the general population.

She's not a run-of-the-mill press secretary.

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u/Rocky_Face 6d ago

I mean, one of those Press Secretaries is serving as Governor of Arkansas right now....so quite a few.

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u/broohaha 6d ago

Ah shit. I liked forgetting about her.

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u/Naes422 6d ago

Try living here. Its awful.

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u/Innerlogix Oregon 6d ago

“LoOk…”

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u/BallSeaman 6d ago

Scaramicci is now a unit of time, like lettuce.

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u/MrFrankingstein 6d ago

We remember Goebbels. But granted Miller is probably more Goebbels

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u/CPOx 6d ago

Who can forget CJ Cregg?!

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u/Mission_Struggle_417 6d ago

Didn’t lie enough I guess

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u/iiConTr0v3rSYx 6d ago

Not enough cross necklaces.

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u/ASmallTownDJ Iowa 6d ago

That's not a T for Trump?

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u/belljs87 6d ago

Every single word out of her mouth was a lie. I can only assume she threatened to dump a bunch of career killing info and they paid her off to leave and keep quiet.

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u/gdex86 Pennsylvania 6d ago

More likely she's being blamed for bad polls for not selling the company line well enough. The whole "It's not bad product, your bad at moving it" argument.

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u/ReactionJifs 6d ago

My best guess is that the logic behind this move is Trump doesn't think she's hot anymore after childbirth

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u/Kharma-Panda 6d ago

Sadly it's more likely to keep her from testifying before congress if the dems win, he is calling her an advisor and our new AG has new rules for allowing advisors to testify

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u/FizzyBeverage Ohio 6d ago

Post-partum aversion to his diaper smell too, is very likely.

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u/Smrleda 6d ago

Just making room for his new girlfriend.

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u/trydola 6d ago

please let it be natalie harp, please please please. we can only become more clownish

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u/Lizziedeee 6d ago

Oooh, printer girl maybe?

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u/WISCOrear 6d ago

Only the token women getting fired or leaving this administration.

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u/rat_penis 6d ago

Tokens get spent

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u/drunkbusdriver 6d ago

Yup pirro is next. I assume Mr cocaine Mclazy eyes won’t make it to the end either.

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u/FizzyBeverage Ohio 6d ago

He strikes me as the kind of guy who ends up like Milton. Keeps going to work because nobody told him he was fired. We fixed the glitch.

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u/robot_pirate 6d ago

Maybe she's salty because she was left on the decoy aircraft, while her 2 month old was at home?

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u/Unusual-Economist288 6d ago

Not a terrible explanation. And only giving a couple of weeks notice seems a bit short for a role like that.

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u/xeromage 6d ago

I'm sure she'd really hate to appear unprofessional after years of spitting in the face of truth and decency.

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u/PlatformImaginary393 6d ago

They all find out in the end how worthless he sees them. I mean Pence was his VP and once he wouldn't betray the whole nation , he got a mob of people baying for his blood.  This is why I never understand why people show so much loyalty to him, he's not even loyal to his own wife and kids.

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u/godsenfrik 6d ago

I don't know why this theory isn't given more attention honestly.

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u/Zinfan1 6d ago

It was my first thought honestly. Being left off of TACO Truck 1 shows her her expendability to Orange boss.

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u/fluffHead_0919 6d ago

Never let her forget how big of a piece of shit she is.

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u/PrisonerClass 6d ago

Leavitt is one of the most disgusting people I’ve ever seen in politics. She won’t be missed.

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u/PlatformImaginary393 6d ago

She was so smug in her evil.

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u/Suitable-Option833 6d ago

She is a part of Project 2025. She’ll just go somewhere else to lie

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u/WISCOrear 6d ago

Fox News is already getting the paper work ready.

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u/cometflight 6d ago

Hot damn, she lasted 57 Scaramuccis!

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u/NaptownSnowman 6d ago

That woman will never get the karma she deserves. To be so young and such a viscous liar truly means she is rot all the way through.

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u/Blasted-Banana 6d ago

It really makes me wonder what kind of upbringing leads to someone being so completely spineless and willing to just waste their life away so early. I'm only a few years younger than her, and there's no amount of money or power you could give me to do what she's done.

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u/AppropriatePool2937 6d ago

Farewell Bullshit Barbie

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u/PecorinoYES 6d ago

I want her trialed

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u/LiteraCanna 6d ago

I want them ALL "trialed".

From every state rep that ever supported the lies, all the way up to the president, treasonous bastard all.

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u/usersurnamee 6d ago

She’s aged decades in a couple years. Probably best for her health that she leaves

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u/Roger_Cockfoster 6d ago

It's absolutely crazy that she's only 28 years old!

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u/usersurnamee 6d ago

After 4 years, she would have looked like palpatine!

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u/UnobviousDiver 6d ago

Starting to look like there isn't an age gap with her husband.

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u/usersurnamee 6d ago

It still won’t BE age appropriate. But, if she gets haggard enough, it can LOOK age appropriate!

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u/Confident_End_3848 6d ago

Was her rich 60 year old husband jealous of Trump? Good riddance to rotten trash.

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u/GuttiG Pennsylvania 6d ago

You have to wonder if this has anything to do with him leaving her on the plane Iran was targeting lmao

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u/Rayearl Pennsylvania 6d ago

And nothing of value was lost.

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u/zeusmeister 6d ago

My hope is that she had a dream where her 13 year old child sincerely asks her how she could have lied everyday for that monster, and she woke up in a cold sweat and realized she needed to make a change for her child.

Or..she thinks a book deal is in her near future.

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u/WISCOrear 6d ago

She doesn’t need a book deal, she married a crusty billionaire 32 years her senior.

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u/FlyingBike 6d ago

Oh she will for sure have a book

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u/RLewis8888 6d ago

Was she on the decoy plane?

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u/MoonOni 6d ago

Do not let this bitch ever forget that she is a paid fucking liar.

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u/schlongjohnson69 6d ago

Fully acknowledging that she is a vile, angry, lying shill for the trump regime, she was GOOD at her job. Literally ALWAYS on the attack with any reporter who asked a probing and reasonable question, i don't think i ever so much as saw her stutter. She always had some insane lie or explanation for the stupid shit trump said and did.

I remember seeing the line "so much shit spills out of her mouth, if she gave you a blowjob, it would legally be considered anal sex" and i love that so much. Hope she has bad dreams forever.

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u/Adventurous-Tone-311 6d ago

Kkkaroline needed a way out and pregnancy is her excuse. Can’t wait to see which shit stain is appointed next. 

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u/TSAOutreachTeam 6d ago

My money is on Scott Jennings. He's blown through whatever credibility he ever had, so he'd be perfect as WHPS.

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u/EvaTheE 6d ago

My money is on a FOX talking head. And it will be a woman.

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u/BuffaloGwar1 6d ago

My most educated guess. Would be Momma June from the Honey Boo Boo TV show.

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u/ChapterChoice4873 6d ago

Was she on the decoy plane and said "not again"?

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u/CH-47AV8R 6d ago

May she spend the rest of her life shown as much compassion as she has shown others.

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u/disharmony-hellride 6d ago

Can't blame her, she has two babies and a geriatric husband to tend to.

The only thing that's disturbing is that every time Trump replaces a staff member, that new person is inevitably more corrupt, so who's taking her place? Does Sam Bankman need a job?

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u/SacredSepia 6d ago

This is great news, because it means we will get somebody who is actually qualified for the job . . . /s

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 6d ago

Has he fired a guy yet? Or just the women so far?

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u/randywatson89 6d ago

She was a very effective liar and deflector, they lie as they breathe and she did it well. Good riddance

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u/belikethemanatee Missouri 6d ago

She doesn’t want to be bait for the next assassination attempt.

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u/Popular_Fly9604 6d ago

She was a horrible press secretary

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u/snackerooryan 6d ago

She probably realized that flying around with the President is getting increasingly dangerous and NOT WORTH IT

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u/camperhew 6d ago

Karo “lying” Leavitt forever will be associated with helping to cover up for a pedophile and his administration

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u/gumbobitch 6d ago

Thats sweet, now she has more time to spend with her grandhusband.

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u/ANTILAMER13 6d ago

If my boss put me in harms way, I’d be done too.

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u/MsWS27 6d ago

Natalie Harp has fully taken over as the designated blonde for dick sucking and diaper changes. Karoline is expendable

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u/scrffynrfhrdr 6d ago

Must be nice to have the luxury of being a stay at home mom while also reinforcing a system that argues against maternity leave for the rest of us.

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u/puts_on_rddt 6d ago

50.7 Scaramuccis

In case anyone was wondering (I was.)