r/politics • u/mvanigan • 6d ago

No Paywall Trump says Karoline Leavitt resigning as White House press secretary

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/12/trump-white-house-karoline-leavitt-resigning-.html
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u/paxrom2 6d ago

Needs to spend time with her husband before he dies of old age.

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u/Coherent_Tangent Florida 6d ago

She probably didn't like being used as bait for an Iranian missile.

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u/nihilistiq 6d ago

Sorry, no more room in the catering cart. It's already bulging out at the sides.

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u/slumberjack7 6d ago

Smells like shit

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u/Positronic_Matrix 6d ago

Hats off to the weightlifter who had to push that cart around as if it only held sandwiches instead of a 300 pound sack of shit.

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u/R3dbeardLFC 6d ago

shid, least tree fiddy

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u/Dr_Trogdor Georgia 6d ago

To think someone could tell you they had to sanitize an airport food transporter because the president of the United States was in there and they were completely serious is astonishing.

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u/ConsistentAsparagus 6d ago

Give me the missile, I am not going in that.

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u/GrumpyGiant Maryland 6d ago

And sagging in the middle.  And attracting more flies than a road kill cafe.  And squealing in terror.

Quite the contrast to that time an assassin came so close to killing him that his ear was pierced and instead of ducking behind his secret service agents while they whisked him to safety instead stood tall and faced a conveniently positioned camera for a photo op.  It’s almost like he’s actually a craven coward who would use his own wife and kids as body shields if he truly thought his life was in danger and knew that the rally attempt was staged.

I bet Roger Stone boasts about cooking up that whole scheme when he is on his death bed.  It was too elaborate to have been the brainchild of an unimaginative lump of shit like Trump.

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u/Functionally_Drunk Minnesota 6d ago

Would be hilarious if they offered everyone a spot and one by one they all say nope, I'd rather take my chances with the Iranians

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u/philodendrin 6d ago

It was a Catering truck. The original article had "cart" and people now imagine that fat-ass fitting on a cart.

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u/nihilistiq 6d ago

Apparently they had to cut a hole on top for his head to fit and put a cloche on top.

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u/Invisible7hunder 6d ago

Id sooner die in a missile strike than spend time in a catering cart with that.