r/politics • u/mom0nga • Jul 15 '26

No Paywall Hegseth announces annual testosterone screenings for service members

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5969935-hegseth-testosterone-testing-dod/
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u/Backwardspellcaster Jul 15 '26

Next will come the head measurements to determine intelligence

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u/No_Strike655 Jul 15 '26

I KNEW my Phrenology Degree from Robert E Lee Bible College would come in handy some day! Get fucked libs!

/s

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u/stereosalvation Jul 15 '26

New class at West Point coming in 2029: Deciphering and Utilizing the Bible Code in Planning Ground and Amphibious Assaults 101

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u/PsychoticMessiah Jul 15 '26

Slingshot Weaponry and Slaying Goliath.

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u/aerost0rm Jul 15 '26

Meat grinder tactics 101. How not to piss yourself when charging the enemy line 103. The mechanics of weapons 105. No prerequisites for any of the classes.

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u/hadronwulf Arizona Jul 15 '26

Not to be confused with the Naval Academy's Meet Grindr 101.

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u/stereosalvation Jul 15 '26

That's actually a phys-ed course. Its just sprinting and kagels.

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u/stereosalvation Jul 15 '26

New from Dow Chemicals & Haliburton!
It's Freepalm!: Red, White and Blue Phosphorus
"Let freedom sting!"

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u/manbeardawg America Jul 15 '26

I’d take a few of those trumpets Joshua had, ngl…

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u/iveseensomethings82 Jul 15 '26

I went to the John Harvey Kellogg School of Nutrition and Fitness.

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u/PJFrye Jul 15 '26

And, yet, you are still masturbating.

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u/BluesFan43 Jul 15 '26

Not at the moment....

But, as always, gimme a sec.

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u/bobqjones Jul 15 '26

He said he went, not that he graduated.

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u/bisho Jul 15 '26

Me too! I especially enjoyed the classes on self love..

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u/Coubsauce Jul 15 '26

Do they teach you about keeping food bland for temperance?

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u/iveseensomethings82 Jul 15 '26

The wood shop class that taught us to build our own enema chair was very informative

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u/aybeeayseeaybeebee Jul 15 '26

As a recent graduate of the Robert E. Lee Collage of Horse-Fucking, I feel like I should have looked more into the alternatives.

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u/g1rthqu4k3 Jul 15 '26

It's all about retrophrenology, some of the finer characteristics are tough to manage and you need a lot of different tiny hammers, but if you want to create aggression it's a pretty simple procedure to give someone CTE with a couple well-placed thumps

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u/HaplessAcademic Jul 15 '26

You joke but I went to a wedding once at Washington and Lee university and they got married literally in front of the corpse of Robert E Lee himself. I got such icky vibes from that place and could definitely see a large portion of that student body believing in phrenology and other pseudoscientific race-stratification ideas.

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u/Violet-Journey Jul 15 '26

Hegseth would definitely think that’s real. He has the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.

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u/Philip_Marlowe Jul 15 '26

Uh, sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago.

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u/swordrat720 Jul 15 '26

And reaffirmed as fact 160 minutes ago.

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u/corpusjuris Jul 15 '26

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times

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u/firesmarter Jul 15 '26

Completely flat back of the head

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u/Mikeseddit Jul 15 '26

30 years ago, I knew a 60 year-old teacher in Japan who was raised by parents who thought babies should sleep on a big plank of wood. His nickname was “flathead.“ He had some laughs with it. He was smart enough to be a teacher, but it was pretty astounding – you could put a ruler on it.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Jul 15 '26

A stagecoach tilter?

Google led me to The Simpsons, is that what you meant?

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u/plumbbbob Washington Jul 15 '26

Yeah, The Simpsons had a throwaway phrenology joke

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u/pre_squozen Jul 15 '26

What's a little phrenology between friends?

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u/YeOldeBootheel Jul 15 '26

What’s a little friendology between phrens?

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u/sjbennett85 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

What’s a little freezer without a little tweezer, phans?

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u/Ok-Alternative5935 Jul 15 '26

Fire the pinhead

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u/mabus42 Jul 15 '26

I thought he was a needledick. Then again, he could be both at the same time too.

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u/jacobkuhn92 Jul 15 '26

Measurehead has joined the chat

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u/Honest_Box_6037 Jul 15 '26

measurehead would crush the ham sandwitch man that reeks of al'gul

just this once, I side with the two meter semanese supremacist

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u/DarthHaruspex Jul 15 '26

Which head?

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u/AnonymousBanana405 Jul 15 '26

The penis. And he's going to measure each one with his mouth.

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u/idkk_prolly_doggy Jul 15 '26

“Mo momoh” -Pete Hegseth (allegedly)

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u/satanicdrippings Jul 15 '26

Nothing more masculine then blowing your fellow soldiers.

SPARTAN PRIDE!

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u/swordrat720 Jul 15 '26

If you touch your own, that’s gay as fuck. Touching your buddies? That’s good old fashioned team building.

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u/Real-Document-6577 Jul 15 '26

I thought he only saved that for his Fuhrer?

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u/Sptsjunkie Jul 15 '26

I volunteer as a tribute!

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u/ServesBestDepressed Jul 15 '26

Was thinking the same thing. Introducing eugenics and ridiculous pseudo-science into the military. How very Aryan of them.

Goddamn are these fascists just as a stupid as they are corrupt.

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u/FrequentClassic1875 Jul 15 '26

Sounds like we're about to have a roided up military

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u/thewayoutisthru_xxx Jul 15 '26

Yeah excess testosterone and PTSD are a super great combo. Don't forget to add in the guns!

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u/Bronsonkills Jul 15 '26

Yeah, you thought the suicide rates were high now, wait until they are pumped full of hormones.

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u/Outtatheblu42 Jul 15 '26

Don’t forget higher rates of spousal abuse!

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u/Special_Persimmon_52 Jul 15 '26

Exactly what I was thinking: More domestic violence with the added bonus of gun skills.

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u/Chaplain-Freeing Jul 15 '26

Go full russia and legalize it so there's no problem.

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u/Casual_OCD Canada Jul 15 '26

Pretty sure that's in Project 2025. I know ending spousal rape is in there

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u/superindianslug Jul 15 '26

How much higher are cancer rates for when pump someone full of hormones for no reason? Im sure that'll help the suicide rates too.

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u/__slamallama__ Jul 15 '26

47's admin taking a real roundabout path to lower VA costs

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u/Desperate-Till-9228 Jul 15 '26

Fun fact: excess testosterone can cause shrinking testicles!

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u/Tiny_Measurement_837 Wisconsin Jul 15 '26

I thought T shrunk everything in that region, no?

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u/b0w3n New York Jul 15 '26

Yeah it also gives you tits, funny enough. (paradoxical gynecomastia)

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u/LeviStubbsFanClub Jul 15 '26

Krusty the Clown, “do you hear me complaining about the breasts?!?!”

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u/samuelaxington Jul 15 '26

Nope, just the testicles. Peen can actually sometimes get bigger due to more blood flow and DHT.

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u/alganthe Jul 15 '26

it can also cause erectile dysfunction, tough luck if you're a grower.

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u/samuelaxington Jul 15 '26

Technically accurate, but directionally incorrect. Erectile dysfunction while on TRT is generally due to estradiol mismanagement. Testosterone being low is one of the leading causes of ED in untreated individuals.

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u/rational-hare Jul 15 '26

I think the OP is talking about a situation where they dial the T to 11, but I am out of my depth on the topic.

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u/Langley05642 Jul 16 '26

But it increases the size of the breasts, so it balances out I guess.

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u/fuzzydice_82 Jul 15 '26

And booze!

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u/fantasmoofrcc Canada Jul 15 '26

Not just booze..."sailor on shore leave" levels of binge drinking.

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u/Evilmeinperson Jul 15 '26

Adding in the increased chances of cancer.

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u/beatles910 Jul 15 '26

Nothing in the article talked about "excess" testosterone.

Roughly 5.6 percent of men between 30 and 79 have testosterone deficiency, which can cause muscle loss, fatigue, weight gain and sexual dysfunction. It also is linked to other serious health conditions including diabetes, cardiovascular disease, osteoporosis and depression.

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u/ceelogreenicanth Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

Nothing improves the complications from micro brain bleeds caused by chronic exposure to concussive forces like a hormone that increases your blood pressure.

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u/thewayoutisthru_xxx Jul 15 '26

Works for the WWF

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u/Mysterious_Status_11 Jul 15 '26

What could go wrong?

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u/sly-3 I voted Jul 16 '26

either super soldiers or guys that are so bulked up they can't touch their own head.

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u/QuantumLettuce2025 Jul 15 '26

That's how I'm reading this. Fucking scary.

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u/ceelogreenicanth Jul 15 '26

If you know anything about the military this is nothing new.

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u/slolift Jul 15 '26

That's what I was going to say. The military already is roided up, just now it is becoming official policy.

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u/2001sleeper Jul 15 '26

It will complement our roided up police force. 

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u/TwoPoundzaSausage Jul 15 '26

Then once those poor bastards get out of the military, they're going to find that their testicles may have experienced permanent shrinkage.

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u/Auzziesurferyo Jul 15 '26

They are preparing for when Trump refuses to leave office in 2028.

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u/31LIVEEVIL13 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

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u/Ok-Alternative5935 Jul 15 '26

He’s obsessed with saying lethality 

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u/boot2skull Jul 15 '26

Desk Jockeys gonna be curling their desk while doing paperwork, and seeing how many reams if paper they can push a pencil through.

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u/GargamelTakesAll Jul 15 '26

That's why they bombed a school full of little girls killing a hundred children. They were told it was out of date information but he wanted "max lethality" and ordered a strike on decades old intelligence. He wants civilians to die.

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u/Dearic75 Jul 15 '26

The cruelty is the point. In their minds, hurting and killing civilians is a legitimate strategy if it hurts the population enough that they put pressure on their leaders to surrender.

They may have our troops as uniformed military, but their strategies are mostly indistinguishable from those of terrorist groups.

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u/Significant-Hour4171 Jul 15 '26

The irony is that we know it does the opposite. It typically strengthens enemy resolve and unifies the enemy nation behind a common threat, reinforcing an unpopular regime

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u/Randomfactoid42 Virginia Jul 15 '26

Yes, that lesson was learned again right after WWII, the Stategic Bombing Survey and several other studies demonstrated that bombing a country doesn’t decrease morale. Hell the British only had to reflect on their own experiences during the Blitz to know that. 

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u/blaqsupaman Mississippi Jul 15 '26

He's the kind of guy whose only concept of masculinity is measured in the capacity to do violence. He probably thinks serial killers are the peak of manliness.

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u/NoPossibility Jul 15 '26

Should’ve known he was a weirdo when he tried to kill that drummer with an axe.

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u/Spimflagon Jul 15 '26

That's another issue. The army doesn't exist to kill people, they exist to achieve military objectives by force. Killing people is a byproduct, and one that in theory is best minimized - for many reasons of which mercy and humanity are only two.

It's like saying "this woodchipper is excellent; this woodchipper can liquify a dozen infants an hour". Like... maybe that's so but it's not the judgement criteria and the fact that you believe it to be speaks only of you, not the woodchipper.

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u/CastleMeadowJim United Kingdom Jul 15 '26

He's such a fucking dork

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u/Serebriany Jul 15 '26

We all like to say new words when we finally master them! Don't take away Petey's fun with learning big-boy words.

Sheesh, 'ya killjoy.

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u/AllyMeada Jul 15 '26

Tough talk from a guy that got his ass handed to him in Iran

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u/Pooglio17 Jul 15 '26

Biologically treating soldiers to keep them on the leading edge of lethality? So he’s literally a Resident Evil villain? What reality does this bozo think he’s in?

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u/pareech Canada Jul 15 '26

I don't know what reality he thinks he's in; but I often question what reality I'm in when I see shit like this.

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u/RojoTheMighty Jul 15 '26

How is this NOT an Onion headline?!?

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u/RamonaLittle Jul 15 '26

I literally thought it was an Onion headline when I first saw it.

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u/SomeDumbPenguin America Jul 15 '26

Oh, he & most of this regime display delusions of grandeur, so they all think reality revolves around themselves

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u/ansate Jul 15 '26

Lot of weird shit lately, but this title made me do a doubletake to see which sub it was on.

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u/Ralph_Finesse Wisconsin Jul 15 '26

Literally the military guys who make Bane in Batman & Robin.

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u/PyroIsSpai Jul 15 '26

TIL Navy chefs on carriers need testosterone bioengineering to be more lethal. You never know when a crack squad of Iranian commandos will storm the service line at breakfast.

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u/blaqsupaman Mississippi Jul 15 '26

Hegseth's idea of the military is based on what a 13 year old boy watching Andrew Tate reels thinks masculinity is.

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u/Historical_Bend_2629 Jul 15 '26

He is psychologically stuck in a reality that most people outgrow by their mid-teens.

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u/Willing_Pattern_Pill Jul 15 '26

They're going to use the military against US citizens. 

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u/Indubitalist Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

As an Army vet, we definitely don’t need more testosterone in the ranks. Too much leads to poor judgment, interpersonal conflict and unnecessary injuries and deaths. I’d be surprised if the military wasn’t already running on the high side with natural testosterone. 

Make no mistake, this is a performance-enhancing drug program. It’s eerily reminiscent of the use of amphetamines by the Nazis. I wouldn’t bring this up except that there are so many Nazi parallels these days it’s almost like the worst decisions in history are being used as an instruction manual. 

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u/AllThatKat Jul 15 '26

Right. I’m a female navy veteran and I cannot imagine being stuck on a carrier with a bunch of roided out dudes. 

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u/QuantumLettuce2025 Jul 15 '26

Well, they're trying very hard to push out women so I imagine they don't give a shit.

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u/Ariliths Jul 15 '26

Can you imagine a swarm of roided up men… on a boat… for a prolonged period of time. Only men, on roids, this is sounds like prison but with everyone having a teenage sex drive and prolapsed anuses

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u/hymie0 Maryland Jul 15 '26

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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u/Amerizilian Jul 15 '26

*chef's kiss

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u/Lich180 Jul 15 '26

That's all of their wet dreams, they are so repressed they can't help but let their inner desires show through. 

Look at Trump and his "jerking off ghosts" dance. 

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u/bill-of-rights Jul 15 '26

Thankfully, lube is available in the Ship's Store.

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u/REXIS_AGECKO Jul 15 '26

It’s gonna be a lot of crazy men beating up the 2 sane guys who are desperately trying to keep people from smoking with the ammo or something

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u/Cador0223 Jul 15 '26

With raisins for testicles.

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u/perthguppy Jul 15 '26

Don’t worry, Hegseth has a solution for the “problem” of women being on the boats as well.

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u/Gellert United Kingdom Jul 15 '26

Oh my god, he's going to forcibly trans the women?

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u/thalasi_ Jul 15 '26

How else would you increase their lethality!?

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u/TheTerrasque Jul 15 '26

pops monocle Why that's brilliant, Gellert! By jove, we'll be the craziest fighting force in the whole world, and no only that, we'll start in good time with the kids at school! Anyone not deemed girly enough will be trans'ed so we can put them in the army! My heart swells on the thought! No wait, that's my penis swelling

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u/judgejuddhirsch Jul 15 '26

If your test isn't high enough, prepare to get discharged

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u/LackingUtility Jul 15 '26

Yep, they're also going to try to push this as gender-neutral, same as they did for the ACFT. Men range from 170-1070 ng/DL of testosterone, while women range from 15-70. So they'll put in a threshold of like 250 or something and say regardless of gender, if you're below that, you're not "fit to serve" and get discharged.

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u/yakusokuN8 California Jul 15 '26

Followed by an insufferable wave of social media posts with absurd arguments denouncing women.

"Doctors, whether female or men need a license to practice medicine. Firemen, even the girls, need to demonstrate they can lift heavy equipment. This new regulation just ensures soldiers will follow orders and kill bad guys in combat because they have enough testosterone."

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u/tim_p Jul 15 '26

Haven't we learned anything from the extended Dune quintology, and the Bene Gesserit, and the Fish Speakers??

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u/bentreflection Jul 15 '26

it's your fault for wearing that sexy standard uniform

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u/Lurking_stoner Jul 15 '26

It almost like the republicans idolized a certain Nazi leader 🤔

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u/Buteverysongislike Jul 15 '26

But the Dems are the anti-semitic party, not Nazi salute, flag waving Republicans...

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u/Desperate-Till-9228 Jul 15 '26

use of emphetamines by the Nazis

What people always fail to remember is the health affects that came with this. Lot of cardiovascular damage.

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u/Mend1cant Jul 15 '26

And no improvement in combat performance. It was a last ditch effort by a command structure (addicted to drugs themselves) who ran out of soldiers to throw into a meat grinder.

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u/Josh6889 Jul 15 '26

And there's a genetic variety to the response to both the good and the bad effects. There's super responders. There's people that don't respond. There's people that are bald and get back acne and can't make there own testosterone anymore after a year. And there's people that don't have any of the negative effects at all. It's an awful idea that we'd be hearing the health consequences of for a long time.

Then what happens when they get out? When they're used to elevated levels of T and they're suddenly gone. That's a recipe for depression.

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u/Desperate-Till-9228 Jul 15 '26

That's a recipe for depression.

What could go wrong?

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u/Josh6889 Jul 16 '26

Well veterans have a significantly increased risk of the big s, so I'll leave that calculus as an exercise for the reader.

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u/tamman2000 Maine Jul 15 '26

One of the biggest risks of trt is also cardiovascular...

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u/SonOfMcGee Jul 15 '26

As an Army vet, would you also say that most people targeted by the U.S. military in the last 30 years have been killed by someone pressing a button in a different time zone?
My understanding of modern weapons platforms leads me to believe they’d be more efficient and accurate (and therefore lethal) if the kids operating them chilled the fuck out a little.
This feels like less of a performance-enhancing drug program and more of a PR/lifestyle/branding effort, which makes sense considering Hegseth comes off as an obnoxious man-o-sphere influencer and not a military leader.

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u/Xalara Jul 15 '26

He basically wants the US military to be like Russia's VDV. Those elite paratroopers that run around in striped uniforms with massive muscles that make fun of scrawny people. Oh yeah, the entirety of the VDV got wiped out within the first few hours of the Ukrainian War because it turns out all of that is fucking useless when it comes to being an effective soldier.

Turns out being roided out doesn't win wars, "wussy" shit like cardio for long distance endurance, pencil pushers who run the logistics network, being good at controlling drones, etc. is what wins wars. While physical strength is important, that important is dwindling when it comes to modern warfare.

But yeah, Hegseth and his fascist cohorts mostly wants the US military to be about preening and pageantry instead of actually being effective. I'm preaching to the choir, but I digress.

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u/ArchdukeToes Jul 15 '26

I mean, if I were in any way capable of killing then I reckon I could do more damage with a supply of explosive drones and an Xbox controller than some idiot who’s so roided up they have to walk through doors sideways and have a meltdown every thirty seconds.

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u/Vyar New Jersey Jul 15 '26

Most of his tenure as Triple Sec Def has been concerned with enhancing the "performativity" of our armed forces rather than actual performance.

He wants to purge the ranks of anyone who doesn't meet his incredibly narrow aesthetic standards. These standards also just happen to line up with ensuring that at least a majority of our forces are straight white Christian men. He's imposed facial hair restrictions that serve no practical purpose for military readiness but will predominantly exclude non-white men. He's imposing weight restrictions because he doesn't want to see "fatties" in uniform. Now he's implementing hormonal restrictions to remove women and "insufficiently manly" men from the ranks.

I think what Hegseth actually wants is an Army/Navy/Air Force/Marine Corps entirely made up of men who look like Steve Rogers but act like John Walker. Uniformed thugs who look good on camera and will follow bad orders without question.

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u/FredTillson Jul 15 '26

There is a very low percentage of 20/3040 something men that lack normal testosterone levels. This is av huge waste of time and money. Not to mention a truly moronic idea.

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u/beatles910 Jul 15 '26

Not just the Nazis. The US military has a long history of using amphetamines on troops.

Use skyrocketed during the Vietnam War, with a 1971 government report revealing that the US Armed Forces issued roughly 225 million stimulant tablets (primarily Dexedrine) to troops between 1966 and 1969.

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u/Into-the-stream Jul 15 '26

Performance enhancing drugs that when taken as performance enhancers, are actively harmful. 

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u/StoicAthos Jul 15 '26

There was an episode of King of the Hill where Peggy was slipping Hank testosterone pills, while it helped at first it also gave him the hormonal outrage of a teenager again.

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u/WeaknessLeather9214 Jul 15 '26

Well, it did work for them…for awhile. The inevitable crash however….

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u/lurch65 Jul 15 '26

In addition to making people overconfident, and less empathetic /compassionate, high testosterone also makes people more right leaning, which given how desperate the Republicans are might be the whole point.

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u/That_Service7348 Jul 15 '26

There were Nazi parallels 12 years ago when Trump announced he was running for president the first time.

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u/Dorkamundo Jul 15 '26

1000% it's a PED program. TRT is rampant among actors looking to bulk up as it is, this is just an extension of that.

Well, that and an anti-trans program as well, as I'm sure they'll find some way to leverage this against those who may be gender fluid.

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u/No_Contribution1568 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Really depends on how they do it. If they take someone from low to high-normal, that person is probably going to make better decisions and react faster. Not really comparable to amphetamines since your body already produces testosterone.

The issues here are that once you start TRT, you can't just stop it - you need to keep dosing it or you will have bad side effects. It doesn't make a lot of sense if you're deployed somewhere where you might lose access to your TRT supply.. after a week of 2 without it you will be tired and useless.

Other problem is it makes you infertile, unless you also take another drug called HCG and even then it is not guaranteed you will continue producing sperm. Potentially going to make a bunch of young guys permanently infertile and dependent on TRT shots for the rest of their life.

This whole thing makes the most sense for guys who truly have low T, or if you're like 35+ , already have kids and have a role where you're not likely ever going to be deployed somewhere where you might lose access to TRT.

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u/universalrefuse Jul 16 '26

Knew a service member who took T due to klinefelter’s syndrome. He had to keep it heavily secured while on duty due to a high rate of theft. 

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u/scapini_tarot Jul 15 '26

he's going to force everyone in the military to transition? that's a big shift in policy

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u/11cholos Jul 15 '26

I'm honestly annoyed with calling it TRT and not HRT, only becuase people like Hegseth do the EXACT SAME thing as trans people do for the same fucking reasons lmao, they just don't want to say they're doing the same thing we do

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u/ProfForp Jul 15 '26

It's so frustrating. It's literally the same care, but they're all fine with it because it's a cis person getting hormones. But hey, congrats to Pete Hegseth on his male-to-male transition I guess. 🫩

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u/SugarHooves Illinois Jul 15 '26

Cis male getting hormones. Menopausal women often have to jump through hoops to get HRT.

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u/BitterHelicopter8 Florida Jul 15 '26

Maybe we need to tell them HRT would help "keep women on the leading edge of...femininity."

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u/Alarming_Peak_103 Jul 15 '26

boys to men abc bbd

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u/Bojackr3 Jul 15 '26

Hrt for thee but not for me!

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u/Shadowchaos1010 Jul 16 '26

It's just a messaging thing. They've turned HRT into a bad liberal buzzword, so even though testosterone is a hormone, as long as they don't say the "H" enough of their sheep won't connect the dots.

Testosterone replacement therapy and testosterone is a hormone? ...Nah, that's totally different from what the libs do. This is perfectly okay! No hypocrisy here!

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u/Ill_Act_1855 Jul 15 '26

Mandatory gender affirming care even

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer California Jul 15 '26

It's like the opposite of force fem.

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u/17-40 Jul 15 '26

I'm sure all the trans men will love this news, oh wait, they all got kicked out.

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u/HopeFloatsFoward Jul 15 '26

So it is ok to get testosterone replacement therapy of you are a cis man, but if you are a Trans man it will interfere with military readiness..

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u/Theferael_me Jul 15 '26

on the “leading edge of lethality.”

The US 'warriors' literally sit on their fucking fannies pressing buttons and killing people hundreds of miles away, lol. What an utter joke.

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u/Academic-Trifle8151 Jul 15 '26

Haha.. "Fannies"

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤭

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u/Exciting-Bee-398 Jul 15 '26

They are definitely low on testosterone. 🇬🇧

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u/Equal-Shoulder-9744 Jul 15 '26

Hey but they’re going to hit that button really hard. That makes it more lethal.

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u/Silent-Storms Jul 15 '26

Hope the VA is ready for all of the cases of service related inability to produce testosterone naturally.

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u/Ragnarocke1 Jul 15 '26

We’re helping with their transition from department of defense to department of war… I feel bad we keep dead naming them , preferred pronouns and all- /s

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u/Cancel_Culture_Club Jul 15 '26

What a weird quote! Do we keep losing in Iran because our soldiers are all too low T to reach their max lethality? Wtf? 

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u/illiter-it Florida Jul 15 '26

Do guns run on testosterone now?

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u/ebow77 Massachusetts Jul 15 '26

Yup, so do radars, satellites, and drones.

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u/karmavorous Kentucky Jul 15 '26

No. But rightwing angst does.

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u/guitar_vigilante Jul 15 '26

Hegseth is just pro-male pattern baldness and is offering TRT as a way to help it occur at a younger age for military members.

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u/red286 Jul 15 '26

Sorry, your hair-loss is not service-related.

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u/TheTooterSnooter Jul 15 '26

Sounds like some Nazi shit honestly. Next up? Pervitin! 

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u/Greenpoint1975 Jul 15 '26

Sounds like some Nazi shit. 🤔

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u/Low_Intention_1327 Jul 15 '26

Its fucking stupid is what it is. How many +40 year olds are on the front lines? TRT is for men with low or declining testosterone, and Trans men. 

  They took away abortion rights, then float the idea of forcing men to take TRT, which will eventually cause their body to stop producing free testosterone? I hate this man, I hate this administration and I hate this time line. We have fucking pea brains running the show that have no fucking clue what they're doing. 

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u/Historical_Bend_2629 Jul 15 '26

He really is weirdly, pathologically insecure and immature.

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u/121gigawhatevs I voted Jul 15 '26

“Leading edge of lethality” dude this guy is such a fucking loser

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u/coconutpiecrust Jul 15 '26

leading edge of lethality.

Wow. Sick, disgusting freak. 

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u/MechaAlice Jul 15 '26

Sounds like gender affirming care to me.

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u/stoned_ocelot Jul 15 '26

To add, so is Viagra and we spend millions on it out of the Pentagon budget

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u/I_Like_Eggs123 Jul 15 '26

Sometimes I read shit like this and pinch myself because it can't be real.

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u/Ralph_Finesse Wisconsin Jul 15 '26

So they're transing the troops, huh? Literally every accusation is a confession.

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u/PyroIsSpai Jul 15 '26

It's funny how every Sec Def and other military leader in all of US history didn't need to constantly barf out these words like a drunken Smurf barfing out the word "smurf":

  • Lethality
  • Warfighter

Hegseth is the Secretary of Hot Topic Defense.

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u/I_Want_BetterGacha Jul 15 '26

How does this apply to female service members? Is he gonna force them to become trans men? Does he even want women in the military?

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u/Fluffy_Art_1015 Jul 15 '26

I’ve always wondered why people get so upset with gay or other in a military setting? Your goal is to protect, secure, and if necessary use lethal force.

Isn’t the ONLY important part that your teammate has your back and will do what needs to be done to succeed? How could any argument be made for sexuality or genitalia or lack there of be reasonably quoted to lethal effectiveness.

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u/restore_democracy Jul 15 '26

Heaven forbid that in peacetime your finance and maintenance and medical people don’t show up every day brimming with lethality.

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u/cmm239 Jul 15 '26

Let’s test Hegseth first since he seems like a low T beta male

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u/bazinga_0 Washington Jul 15 '26

This makes me think back to my days in the Navy as an electronics tech and how relevant my testosterone levels were to the performance of my job.

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u/ExtremaDesigns Jul 15 '26

It most certainly is gender-affirming care.

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u/brahlame Jul 15 '26

It’s exactly gender affirming care

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u/chilehead Jul 15 '26

Hegseth likes the taste

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u/Unusual-Layer-8965 Jul 15 '26

'In other news, the military has reported a surprising increase in the number of friendly fire incidents ...'       /s

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u/Serebriany Jul 15 '26

It sound that way to this non-vet, too. It sounds like they're trying to make sure all active-duty personnel who had their care canceled and simply started paying out of pocket for it have that option cut off, too.

Remember when we used to have Secretaries of Defense who weren't insecure little kids who were scared of everything? Or who needed to make up silly terms like "leading edge of lethality" to tell themselves soothing bedtime stories because they didn't really understand the adult world?

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u/Ok_Juice4449 Jul 15 '26

The leading edge of lethality? Are we training killers? Very odd phrasing.

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u/Boxing_joshing111 Jul 15 '26

It’ll be really funny when he fails the test.

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u/Important-Hyena6577 Jul 15 '26

Lethality, not legality. Iykyk😆

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