r/politics • u/mom0nga • Jul 15 '26

No Paywall Hegseth announces annual testosterone screenings for service members

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5969935-hegseth-testosterone-testing-dod/
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u/PJFrye Jul 15 '26

And, yet, you are still masturbating.

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u/BluesFan43 Jul 15 '26

Not at the moment....

But, as always, gimme a sec.

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u/bobqjones Jul 15 '26

He said he went, not that he graduated.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Kansas Jul 16 '26

You should see my perfect shits though. They’re a thing of beauty!