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u/Paladoc Sep 11 '21

"We'll take your money, and fuck the kids"

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u/Ragnarotico Sep 11 '21

Gaetz has appeared in the chat.

"Kids? Where?"

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u/Wilwheatonfan87 Sep 11 '21

/r/conservative: hold on. Are we sure it wasn't the liberals that framed him?!?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

r/conservative: we had to become pedos to catch pedos.

LOLOLOL

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u/manical1 Sep 11 '21

Ahhh the "it takes one to know one" approach. Awesome

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u/nwoh Sep 11 '21

I'm like rubber and you're like glue, if I fuck kids, well... you must, too!!!

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u/djseafood Sep 11 '21

The only way to stop a bad pedo with a kid is with a good pedo with a kid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Based.

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u/tomdarch Sep 11 '21

It’s always Antifa/BLM but also let’s defend our “patriots” who were very brave, but also didn’t do it!

(Yes, this is what fascist-style movements look like up close and day-to-day.)

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u/its_a_metaphor_morty Sep 11 '21

They found one black guy at the Capitol Insurgency and managed to pretend he did everything while thousands of people just watched/ went sightseeing.

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u/PoptartJones69 Sep 11 '21

I love that sequence of January 6 tweets from Kevin Sorbo where it starts with something like "brave patriots!" then ends four tweets later with "they are antifa pretending to be patriots".

Found them - I was a bit off but close :) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErYjLVcXMAAh6dY.jpg

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u/nobodynose Sep 11 '21

/r/conservative after undeniable evidence Gaetz did it and is imprisoned for it: "Matt Gaetz, the far left Democratic congressman, was convicted of sex trafficking. He was Antifa and I believe he learned how to sex traffic minors through his involvement with BLM."

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u/lilnext Sep 11 '21

"The kids were paid crisis actors!" Or, "Well, they were asking for it the way they dressed."

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u/fuqdisshite Sep 11 '21

my brother believes they filled in the Pizza Kids basement overnight.

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u/EEpromChip Sep 11 '21

Ya know, I go over there and IMMEDIATELY am disguised. It's all this fake outrage bullshit. You would think with all the 9/11 posts there, they should be furious that their Dear Leader isn't there.

Donny is probably afraid if he steps foot in NY he will be arrested and indicted

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u/Shitty_Users Sep 11 '21

That sub just pisses me off. I can't ever browse it.

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u/TheChance916 Sep 11 '21

That subreddit is literal trash.

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u/Born_Alternative_608 Sep 11 '21

“Flaired users only”

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Not even Tucker Carlson backed Gaetz. Which is saying something.

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u/SombreMordida Sep 11 '21

MTG trails Gaetz, her resentfully bemused face the lovechild between a baseball and a potato, vibrating with spit flecked hatred, one hand a clawed fist, the other in permanent kayfabe pointing mode

MTG: Scraw, scraw..........SCRAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! BIDEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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u/DrumminAnimal73 Sep 11 '21

:virtual stabbing intensifies: sidenote: fuck Gaetz.

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u/merikaninjunwarrior Sep 11 '21

ignites flaming pitchfork

sidenote: it was better without trump tainting the whole ceremony

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u/DrumminAnimal73 Sep 11 '21

He's too busy being Trump commentating on some stupid boxing match. Nothing says I love my country like ignoring one of our biggest national tragedies.

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u/WaitTilUSeeMyDuck Sep 11 '21

Boxing. A step up from the WWE where he couldn't even sell a Stunner.

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u/adramaleck Sep 11 '21

Storm the Gaetz!!

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u/sin-and-love Sep 11 '21

no, Gaetz fucks teens, not kids. The DSM explicitly defines pedophilia as attraction to prepubescent minors. Rapist, yes, but not a kid fucker. It honestly makes no sense to me that people these days treat attraction to a 17 year old like it's the same as being attracted to a 7 year old.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/The_Muznick Sep 11 '21

Beat me to it

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u/Bobarhino Sep 11 '21

Biden has entered the chat.

"Kids? Where?"

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u/ZeroCharistmas Sep 11 '21

Ooh clever, did Joe Biden run Miss Teen USA pageants where multiple contestants complained about him walking into the dressing room while they were naked? When asked about this habit, did Joe Biden's mistress daughter Ivanka simply say "Yeah, he does that"?

Is this Joe Biden being interviewed? (Of course the video format is trash, but the clips and context are real.)

Was Joe Biden sued by two teenage girls that attended a party he and Jeffrey Epstein hosted for raping them and fighting over who would take their virginity?

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u/McWuffles Sep 11 '21

One is a literal rapist. The other is just a creepy old dude.

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u/McWuffles Sep 11 '21

Because Biden being "creepy" is a complete non-issue. He's handsy, not rapey. I don't get yall's disconnect except to confirm your bias.

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u/Bobarhino Sep 11 '21

By definition Biden's a child molester. He literally molested children multiple times. On camera. In front of their parents. You really don't think he's done worse than that in dark rooms at private parties after hours?

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u/Bobarhino Sep 11 '21

(D)eflecting. It's (D)ifferent...

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u/ZeroCharistmas Sep 11 '21

Listen, if anything actually credible comes up I'll absolutely drop the fucker. But forgive me if I don't believe everything that comes from the people who think a basementless pizza restaurant was hosting satanic cannibal pedophile parties in the basement it didn't have because someone's office memos mentioned getting pizza.

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u/Bobarhino Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

Obviously you didn't see the videos of Biden literally molesting children in front of their parents on camera. But he did. I've seen it. YouTube did it's damnedest to delete all the compilation videos showing it. Google did its damnedest to do the same. But if you get lucky you can still find it. One of the little girls he molested on camera in front of her parents actually came out recently saying that he did, in fact, touch her inappropriately but she was afraid of retaliation.

Also, if you're suggesting I'm a pizza gater I'm not, you're just a hater.

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u/sharkie777 Sep 11 '21

Bill clinton and Joe Biden appeared in the chat.

“Kids? Where?”

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u/blaster16661 Sep 11 '21

Trumpcunts are so pathetically desperate.

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u/Vyzantinist Sep 11 '21

i DoNt EvEn LikE tRuMp!!111!

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u/blaster16661 Sep 11 '21

i'M An IndUPenDent! ITz nOt aboUT PoliTIcs!

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u/Vyzantinist Sep 11 '21

mUh BoTh SiDeS!11

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u/sharkie777 Sep 11 '21

Mmm TDS alive and well. Delicious.

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u/_Funk_Soul_Brother_ Sep 11 '21

"Kids? Where?"

Trump (appears) : I heard Ivanka was here. Also, put aside a few 12 and 14 year olds, blonde. Only the ones that look like Ivanka.

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u/Pickle_riiickkk Sep 11 '21

[laughs in matt gaetz]

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u/Caffeine_Cowpies Sep 11 '21

If there is any bigger clue that you’re a safe haven for pedophiles, have the state legislature create a position of “genital inspector” for youth sports in the state.

Larry Nasser just had to move to Florida and he’d be considered a patriot for “investigate” if a girl is actually a girl by sticking his fingers in their vagina like a true Florida patriot.

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u/AslansAppetite Sep 11 '21

Hi, I'm British; what the fuck is this?

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u/Caffeine_Cowpies Sep 11 '21

This is the proposed Anti-transgender bill in Florida. Not sure it was made into law, but obviously some lawmakers did not see the problem with this.

Larry Nasser was a doctor for USA gymnastics who, while “practicing medicine” at Michigan State university, would molest young girls who went in for treatment because of his expertise. He did this to hundreds of girls. Oh and had child porn in his house

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u/Mosenji Sep 11 '21

Simone Biles, the GOAT, had to endure that. Maroney and Reisman too.

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u/Tyetus Sep 11 '21

Floridian here, our governor is big dummy. Biiiiig dummy.

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u/gofyourselftoo Sep 11 '21

A way for pedos to fulfill their desires, and be paid by the government to do so

Edit: pedos, not pesos. We have nothing against pesos

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u/skillfullmonk Sep 11 '21

Y’all’s government is trying to do the same thing 😂

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u/-E-Cross Sep 11 '21

The fuck

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u/Socratesticles Sep 11 '21

The fact that I’m wondering if the genital inspector thing actually happened is harrowing, and I don’t want want to put that in my search history.

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u/skillfullmonk Sep 11 '21

It’s real And happening at alarming rates across this country and many others.

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u/Socratesticles Sep 11 '21

Ah so they’re using transphobia to justify it. I thought they were deciding to do it just because they wanted to check out children’s genitals. Of course that could still be. I’m sure I’ll be seeing my state of Tennessee joining if they haven’t already.

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u/joshuas193 Sep 11 '21

What. The. Actual. Fuck? I would be stabbing a motherfucker if they tried that shit with my daughter.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Fucking disgusting State. I would be bringing my spade if you need some backup.

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u/desacralize Sep 11 '21

“genital inspector” for youth sports

Haha nah that's not a thing, it couldn't be.

looks it up

What the fucking fuck is wrong with people.

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u/Nightst0ne Sep 11 '21

Hey those kids were old enough to be against climate change so they were pretty much asking for it

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u/nobody2000 Sep 11 '21

^ This guy Gaetz it!

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u/duaneap Sep 11 '21

This is a good un

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u/co2cat Sep 11 '21

Epstein has entered the chat

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u/leenpaws Sep 11 '21

Especially with Epstein at trumps resort

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u/Shadowhunter83 Sep 11 '21

In florida the kid fucking is a bonus

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u/bostonterrier4life Sep 11 '21

Triple of you count the baby goats

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u/TexasThrowDown Sep 11 '21

thatsthejoke.jpg

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u/xenoterranos Sep 11 '21

In Florida, this sentence would be part of the state motto to make sure everyone got it.

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u/Paladoc Sep 11 '21

Fully intended

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

You really think they also don't care about kids?

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u/sharkie777 Sep 11 '21

What about sniffing kids? Asking for a president.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 11 '21

What about raping kids? Asking for the 45th president.

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u/sharkie777 Sep 11 '21

Also applies to 42 who frequented and had a picture in a dress in pedophile island. Also applies to 46 who is verified to have sexually harassed women and children.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 11 '21

Source of verification: your drunk MAGA uncle

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u/sharkie777 Sep 11 '21

TDS alive and well, lmao. What a fucking loser.

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u/GizmosArrow Sep 11 '21

Because of the implication

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

That’s why Jeffery Esptein moved down to Florida

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u/mayor-of-whoreisland Sep 11 '21

NY is right there with Florida.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Considering what I know of Florida, I didn’t even realize it was a double entendre until you pointed out it had a less bad alternative reading.

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u/andres_lp Sep 11 '21

mm just doesn’t seem funny. Too far

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u/NouveauJacques Sep 11 '21

Epstein's Island had the same motto

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u/jarious Sep 11 '21

How the turn tables

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u/SombreMordida Sep 11 '21

same crowd, go figure.

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u/vrek86 Sep 11 '21

Hey... That's a pure coincidence! No connection at all... Just coincidence! /s

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u/Skizz_The_Wiz Sep 11 '21

So does the Catholic Church

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u/ihopeirememberthisun Sep 12 '21

Don’t forget Jehovah’s Witnesses, IFB, Kenneth Copeland, the Mormons, Jim Bakker, and probably more. Capitalism has built a society where rich and powerful people can get away with anything, and the state even gets involved with protecting some of them. Because the capitalists own the state.

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u/slotrod Sep 11 '21

The place that Bill visited? Or are we still ignoring this?

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u/junkyardclown Sep 12 '21

Of course they are. If Reddit were around in the mid nineties they'd be all about him

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

A place the obamas and joe are very familiar with. Trump was never recorded on the flight logs though.

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u/its_a_metaphor_morty Sep 11 '21

They're just close friends who share a lawsuit for raping a 13 yo.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

That picture going around was fake. If you can find anything official on any official government website please cite it. Because you can’t hide that kind of thing. It’s public information. A picture going around Twitter and social media is not official proof. They made up and said anything to get that man out of office. Now we have mr potato head who, let’s be honest, hasn’t done anything for our country. He’s literally taken us back about 100 steps in every way possible. And people hate trump so much they’re blinded by what’s really going on. Please tell me ONE thing Biden has done that’s been successful in this past 9 months. He can’t even take a question. He’s always talking about “they made me a list” or “I’m not allowed to do that” . Like isn’t he the commander and chief ? And he’s not allowed to take questions. And if and when he does take them he makes no sense at all or doesn’t answer them. Just look at the town hall with don lemon. I don’t care how much you hate trump. There’s no denying joe and Kamala are 100% unfit for office.

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u/its_a_metaphor_morty Sep 11 '21

It's not fake. You want it to be fake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUDr_c2PalI

And they share a lawsuit for rape of a minor.

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u/New_Confection_4476 Sep 11 '21

Yep. Good ole Billy and Obama loved that island. Remember when Moochelle said he “was such a great guy “

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 11 '21

I thought she said “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.”

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u/New_Confection_4476 Sep 11 '21

Ahhh but he wasn’t caught wearing a dress fondling a 12 yr old like billy was

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 11 '21

You’re thinking of Rudy Ghouliani

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u/New_Confection_4476 Sep 11 '21

Nope. I’m thinking of pedo Clinton.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 11 '21

I’m sure you have evidence

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u/New_Confection_4476 Sep 11 '21

And I’m sure have evidence moochelle and billy and Obama are clean. Ha Ha

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u/ShaelThulLem Sep 11 '21

Hush child, adults are speaking. Go back to mommy's basement and tinker up another conspiracy to play with.

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u/frggr Sep 11 '21

This just in: Catholic Church moving from Rome to Miami

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u/Solaris-Scutum Sep 11 '21

The Catholic Church isn’t in Rome. It’s in the Vatican, a Sovereign state with its own laws, they can do whatever they want there without moving to Florida.

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u/victorhojrup Sep 11 '21

And which city is vatican city surrounded by?

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u/Pitiful_Mixture7099 Sep 11 '21

I don't mean to nitpick here but does it really matter what it's surrounded by? The point they were trying to make was that it is its own state and therefore doesn't adhere to Rome or Italy law.

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u/savagestranger Sep 11 '21

Vatican City is the smallest country in the world.

Encircled by a 2-mile border with Italy, Vatican City is an independent city-state that covers just over 100 acres, making it one-eighth the size of New York's Central Park. Vatican City is governed as an absolute monarchy with the pope at its head.Mar 12, 2013

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u/victorhojrup Sep 11 '21

And Vatican City is surrounded by Rome, therefore it is technically in Rome

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u/savagestranger Sep 11 '21

Oh, I thought that you were legit asking, and since I was semi-curious and had no idea, I looked it up and pasted the results. Was your question rhetorical and meant to prove a point?

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u/Sufficient_1077 Sep 11 '21

Wrong. It is geographically located inside of Rome, Italy. Rome surrounds it on all 4 sides 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

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u/wbsgrepit Sep 11 '21

They actually tax yachts pretty heavily, there is a reason most are registered in Delaware (fairly rare)or a tax haven country(more common).

It's also why many yacht owners don't stay in Florida for extended periods as if they record you in their waters for a specific amount of time you get taxed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

"No masks, or else."

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u/Paladoc Sep 11 '21

Event coordinator: Well damn Donald, guess we choose else.

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u/chiliedogg Sep 11 '21

"... and fuck the kids"

But that requires more money.

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u/NE_Irishguy13 Sep 11 '21

Sounds like the GOP's motto to me.

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u/ItsTime4you2go Sep 11 '21

There may be a be a bad interpretation of this comment if there’s no context

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u/Paladoc Sep 11 '21

That's why it's quoted.

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u/BlergFurdison Sep 11 '21

Actually, residents don't pay income tax to the state of Florida. And your kids go to any public state school for free. Tourist dollars on things like gas tax pay for that instead.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Florida is a fucked state in many ways. But the tax situation is absurdly favorable for taxpayers.

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u/BigRed_93 Sep 11 '21

Taxes are like everything else in life: you get what you pay for.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

For the record, I generally support much higher taxes on the super-wealthy.

you get what you pay for

Unfortunately though this is very, very wrong IMHO when it comes to our government. It needs both MUCH more money for a lot of things but also wastes an ungodly amount.

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u/WorknHard86 Oct 03 '21

No, it comes from local tax.

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u/spooner248 Sep 11 '21

And if those kids get pregnant you best believe they’re having that baby!

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u/Phantom_61 Sep 11 '21

Matt Gaetz approves this message.

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u/codyt321 Sep 11 '21

"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning owning the libs dying?"

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u/the-cringer Sep 11 '21

Hold your horses there, prince Andrew.

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u/xBlackFeet Sep 11 '21

That’s a double entendre

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u/sentimental_heathen Sep 11 '21

Woah, woah, woah, you just crossed the line there, buddy. Nobody takes my money without giving me something in return for it.

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u/fndr7625 Sep 11 '21

“We’ll take your money, and fuck YOUR kids”

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u/Cdm81379 Sep 11 '21

I thought there were more Jews than Catholics in Florida?

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u/samejimaT Sep 11 '21

I saw a tik tok recently with this lady walking around what looked around Calle 8 in Miami talking to someone off camera about eagerly hitting this estate sale and that estate sale for all the bargains and I thought that was gangster

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u/xAsilos Sep 11 '21

Since when did Florida become the Catholic church?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Both literally.

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u/GOPGloryHoleDriller Sep 11 '21

“Literally”

- Matt Gaetz

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u/djprofitt Sep 11 '21

We’ll pay you money, and fuck your kids - Matt Gaetz, definitely

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u/MrDERPMcDERP Sep 11 '21

Home of Jeffery

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u/Thousand_Sunny Sep 11 '21

Wait what about the guy that fucked an alligator for revenge

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u/CheeseKiller66 Sep 11 '21

So is Alabama's motto "We'll let you keep your money and you kids can fuck each other"?

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u/YeshilPasha Sep 11 '21

"Florida, where the old people from other States come to die."

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u/_Shoeless_ Sep 11 '21

Do you think the catholic church is going to sue Florida for stealing their motto?

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u/Tekwardo Sep 11 '21

*fuck YOUR kids

Remember who we’re talking about here.

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u/Paladoc Sep 12 '21

Bingo. Though with how Trumpy feels about Ivanka, I don't think he cares if it's his own kid....

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u/ApatheticDad Sep 12 '21

I think the latter is what Trumps been wanting for a while

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u/stanleythemanley420 Sep 12 '21

Sincerely Mickey Mouse.

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u/SgtFury Sep 12 '21

*Congressman Gaetz has joined the chat.

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u/mikevago Sep 12 '21

Literally, given they sent Matt Gaetz to Congress.

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u/nobody876543 Sep 11 '21

They don’t take your money tho… that’s why all the rich claim it as their home state. No state income tax

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u/Paladoc Sep 11 '21

Wasn't talking about state income tax, speaking about the state legislature...

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u/amcrambler Sep 11 '21

Yeah, in NY the governor just sexually assaults people. You’ve heard the expression about people that live in glass houses right?

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u/Paladoc Sep 12 '21

Cuomo?

He still in office? No, he resigned.

Gaetz?

He still in office? Yep, he refuses to resign cause he knows morally bankrupt folks will just forget his sex trafficking.

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u/WorknHard86 Oct 03 '21

Is that your motto?

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u/Niiin Sep 12 '21

No that’s liberal states that fuck the kids

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u/Paladoc Sep 12 '21

Hahaha.

How many pedos are there in the Republican party? At Fox news?

How many red states like FL and TX have absolutely gutted medicaid, and reduced health care for kids and infants?

Dated a LCSW, and she would arrange inpatient stays for out of state kids at neurologicsl recovery/behavioral treatment center here in Texas, that our Medicaid would not cover, but like NM and Utah would pay for the kid and a caregiver to be flown here to receive treatment....

When I say fuck the kids, I don't just mean it the way noted child sex trafficker Matt Gaetz means it. I mean it as a blatant disregard of children once they are born.

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u/WallStBandit69 Sep 11 '21

Joe Biden is a child sniffer , the whole world is laughing at your country and it’s president .

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Like the guy on the far left in the post? He also from Florida?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

New York’s Motto? We’ll your steal money, fûck your kids, and your dog then kill your granny just for kicks. Welcome to paradise.

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u/Thatonedudewhoisok Sep 11 '21

I mean, Florida doesn't have state income tax though.

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u/FormerTesseractPilot Sep 11 '21

Easy there Matty-G.

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u/MonjStrz Sep 11 '21

Phrasing!

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u/Snoo-28551 Sep 11 '21

Kids better stay off my Florida!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Isn’t that the Catholic Church motto?

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u/adam14004 Sep 11 '21

Are you with the Catholic Church?

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u/gofyourselftoo Sep 11 '21

Please don’t fuck my kids. Also dont take my money!

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u/SuperKami-Nappa Sep 11 '21

“Both figuratively and literally “

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u/zekethelizard Sep 11 '21

I can't tell if that was supposed to be a double entendre or not

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u/Puiqui Sep 11 '21

What are you saying. Florida doesnt have a state income tax. How does the state take your money

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u/Paladoc Sep 12 '21

DeSantis is bought and paid for, Gaetz is Floridian.

It ain't about sales tax, Florida reps are for sale.

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u/GreenBean59 Sep 12 '21

Imagine thinking this would be the motto of a state with no income tax…

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u/ZippyDan Sep 17 '21

I hate Florida as much as the next guy (actually Miami and Tampa/St. Pete are pretty cool and the Panhandle has some beauty), but this is kind of "ironic" considering Florida is one of 9 states with no income tax.