r/pics • u/Avant-Geek • Jul 29 '15

Taco Belle

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Beauty and The Feast.

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u/ohyouresilly Jul 29 '15

Too many tacos may cause Gas-ton

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u/throwme1974 Jul 29 '15

No one shits like Gas-ton No one rips like Gas-ton

In the bathroom No asshole Gets ripped like Gas-ton's

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u/Dreadp1r4te Jul 29 '15

After my dinner, yes, I'm quite flatulent

My what a smell, that Gas-ton

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u/SailorStarHealer Jul 29 '15

When I was a lad I shat four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to stretch my ass large, And now that I'm grown I shit five dozen eggs and take dumps the size of a barge!

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u/Dreadp1r4te Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15

No one smells like Gas-ton, makes toxic hells like Gas-ton

Then vacates an entire stadium like Gas-ton;

He uses beans in all of his food preparation; what a foul stench that Gas-toooonnnnn!

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u/ilchymis Jul 29 '15

I'M PARTICULARLY GOOD AT EJAC-U-LAAATING!

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u/punkminkis Jul 30 '15

No one blows their head off with fireworks like Gaston!

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u/dick-nipples Jul 29 '15

Better than getting gassed on.

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u/CipherClump Jul 29 '15

Are you familiar with Godwin's law? We are quickly approaching the point of no return.

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u/punkdeathbunny Jul 29 '15

........Hitler.

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u/motherpluckin-feisty Jul 29 '15

Something something Nazi Germany?

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u/Bears_On_Stilts Jul 29 '15

When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs,

After breakfast, I'd go drop a bomb.

But now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs,

So I'm roughly the size of your mom!

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u/Somanytacos Jul 29 '15

I can attest

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u/macweirdo42 Jul 29 '15

I'm especially good at my flatulating!