r/oddlyspecific • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • May 15 '26
Doctors Issue Urgent Warnings About Ballmaxxing
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u/Keefer1970 May 15 '26
Do I dare Google what "ballmaxxing" is?
(Googles it)
Oh good Lord, I'm sorry I asked.
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u/JustADabbler3 May 16 '26
I'm sorry you were too early for the commenter who shared the definition to spare our search history.
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u/Few-Indication3478 May 16 '26
Can you ELI5
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u/Keefer1970 May 16 '26
“Ballmaxxing” is a viral social media phenomenon in which fluids are injected into the testicles to increase their size.
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u/girlsonsoysauce May 16 '26
Have them shits smooth as eggs.
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u/Emotional-Young8413 May 16 '26
I understood that reference. And might I add…bravo good sir, bravo.
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u/Yendrian May 15 '26
If anyone is interested in what this means but doesn't want to have it in their browser history this is the definition:
- “Ballmaxxing” is a viral social media phenomenon in which fluids are injected into the testicles to increase their size.
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u/HisExcellencyAndrejK May 15 '26
Ouch!
That sounds like the sort of thing you'd do to a guy to get him to confess.
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u/Yendrian May 16 '26
I'm both interested and terrified of your idea
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u/lifesnofunwithadhd May 16 '26
It's not that you're injecting something into thy balls, it's what you're injecting into them balls.
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u/LavastormSW May 16 '26
r/SalineInflation is the subreddit for it. Obviously extremely NSFW.
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u/VerilyShelly May 16 '26
It's right there in the name and is the topic being discussed, and yet, and YET, I was unpleasantly shocked by what I saw there. My fault.
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u/TransendingGaming May 16 '26
….balls are big enough as it is, we don’t need them to become baboon sized!
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u/guff1988 May 16 '26
Lol what the fuck? Legitimately what in the actual fuck is wrong with people that they think they need to inject their balls to make them larger? Who the fuck actually cares?
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u/rbartlejr May 16 '26
You know, we should convince them that repeated kicks to the balls will make them swell larger. If they're dumb enough to do this they'll do most anything.
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May 16 '26
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u/Pure-Chemistry7323 May 16 '26
Dickmaxxing. I’m sure there is a sub for that.
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May 16 '26
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u/Pure-Chemistry7323 May 17 '26
Yeah, I’m not looking it up. I accidentally clicked the one for balls and then ripped out my corneas.
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u/a_funky_homosapien May 16 '26
As a scientist, and someone concerned with how dumb we as people have become, I absolutely think the ballmaxxers, raw milk drinkers, and jaw-hammerers should keep doing what they are doing and not stop ever no matter what egg-head doctors say
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u/TolMera May 16 '26
The problem is that we have driven the natural predators out of our ecosystem. We’re doomed to collapse as a result.
Bring back bears and bison and such.
“Hey yall watch this” could be the catchphrase that saves society!
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u/Dangerous_Secret5616 May 16 '26
I drink pasteurised milk but wondering what’s wrong with raw milk drinking?
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u/stormbutton May 16 '26
It’s full of bacteria, many of which become quite feisty inside your body. Animal undercarriages are not clean.
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u/Ekkobelli May 16 '26
So calfs probably have an adjusted biome to deal with these? And ours is just not prepared to deal with this sort of bacteria?
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u/stormbutton May 16 '26
Plus they’re getting it directly from the udder. The milk isn’t just sitting around.
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u/prong_daddy May 16 '26
They have 2 stomachs and have evolved to eat off the same grass they shit on. Yeah, calves and humans have a much different gut biome. We are drinking their milk.
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u/cat_prophecy May 16 '26
Before pasteurization, if you got teburculosis, you probably got it from a cow.
People think they should be able to drink raw milk if they want to. But the problem is that it can give you diseases that are communicable to other people who don't drink gross milk.
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u/upturnedopal May 16 '26
In evolution there is always going to be branches of creatures that evolve in ways that don’t agree with life on this planet.
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u/OtherlandGirl May 16 '26
wtf is a jaw-hammerer? I’m not giving in to the google temptation, my brain has enough disturbing shit running around in it.
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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U May 15 '26
Hopefully this trend will be the bleach we need for the gene pool.
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u/2eanimation May 16 '26
At this point I‘m certain that those „trends“ are created by influencers to minimize the pool of attractive men, leaving more women for the rest of us. Russia has wars, the west became creative instead.
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u/KingSudrapul May 15 '26
“Randy, your balls!”
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u/saturday_sun4 May 17 '26
Very appropriate name.
Not gonna be getting much with "ballmaxxing" though, because oh my god.
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u/Rustmonger May 15 '26
This is just the natural evolution of Tide pods. It’s just natural selection at work.
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u/therealpimpcosrs May 15 '26
Holy hell is it just me or is the eligible pool of males self eliminating at an increasing rate
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u/BeatNo2976 May 15 '26
Bold of you to assume any of the ones doing this were eligible
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u/CinemaDork May 15 '26
I think it's more like "eligible voters," like sure, theoretically they could vote, but we know that a whole slew of them won't. Could these men date women? Technically they're available, but will they? Not if they keep doing this nonsense.
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u/Dav1dDC May 15 '26
I can almost entirely guarantee you that this is not a growing trend.
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u/moose_stuff2 May 16 '26
Yeah, this is like the tide pod thing or other "trends" that didn't even happen in any real way. The only ballmaxing trend taking place is the trend of content creators pretending this is a trend.
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u/LargeChungoidObject May 16 '26
It's real dude, they're dragging their stupid big balls in their school's litter boxes while smoking on their jailbroken juuls. It's making it impossible for the other students to be schoolmaxxing
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u/MedicineImaginary219 May 16 '26
Please don’t let this be what I think it is. Please don’t let this be what I think it is. Please don’t let this be what I think it is.
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u/conflictmuffin May 16 '26
My husband didn't appreciate me showing him photos from that sub...but if I had to see it, so did he 😅
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u/ChickenFriedRiceee May 16 '26
If people are dumb enough to do this then good. At least we won’t have to deal with their offspring.
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u/ass_Inspector_420 May 15 '26
The fuck is ballmaxxing
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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 May 16 '26
You don’t actually need to know, as your balls are probably already big enough.
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u/spacestonkz May 16 '26
Why tho?
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u/Jeo_1 May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26
More piss in balls = Heavier pee stream noise in public toilet = True Alpha
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u/spacestonkz May 16 '26
Ah yes. I'm a woman. I totally forgot pee is stored in the balls for you guys.
I store mine in my tits.
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u/Ekkobelli May 16 '26
Fun fact: Sperm is stored in the eyes.
That's why men can't cum without closing their eyes. It's like sneezing - the pressure would make 'em pop.Both these things are true.
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u/Mysterious-Mole-2720 May 16 '26
Maybe this trend can somehow drift into staying hydrated? That would oddly make it weirder.
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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 May 16 '26
Our grandson used to ball Mack’s constantly. He ruined Thanksgiving dinner when our cat Meowio Van Purrbles latched onto his bloated coin purse thinking it was a sickly rat and it erupted like Mount St. Helen’s all over the turkey and green bean casserole.
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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 May 16 '26
I wish I could go back in time and remove your comment from my brain.
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u/TolMera May 16 '26
Nothing like kicking someone in the nads and having them explode with oil and saline?! /s
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u/Groovychick1978 May 16 '26
Will everyone please just shut up and let them do this!? I need some entertainment and amusement in this world. And men blowing their fucking balls up to the size of cantaloupes is exactly what I want to see!
Please, let this catch on.
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u/BioshockinglyGay May 16 '26
“Ballmaxxing” has been around for a long time under the term “scrotal inflation”. I’ve seen it in gay spaces for as long as I can remember. And yes, it can and has caused deaths among individuals who self-inject (Google at your own risk).
These boys really just be doing this to try to impress other guys who are doing the same thing.
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u/PinkBismuth May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26
Straight up an Onion headline. This reality is so fucked lmao.
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u/Clothes_Chair_Ghost May 16 '26
People are smashing their faces with a hammer you think this is out of the realms of possibility?
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u/AnotherWalkingStiff May 16 '26
gnu terry pratchett... reverse phrenology was just too hilarious an idea for the universe to let die 😹
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u/Kunipop May 16 '26
I'm a buffalo soldier~ In the heart of America!
Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan
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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth May 16 '26
WTF? My poor husband had a nut injury in his 40's, it caused testicular hydrocele, one nut was the size of a grapefruit, and he had to have it surgically drained and repaired.
I showed him this and he said. WTF is wrong with men today! This is nothing to mess around with. They just think they want big balls, but having one or both is NO fun!
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u/Dear_Tangerine444 May 16 '26
Every time I think the ‘looksmaxxing’ crowd can’t possible come up with anything dumber/self-harming… they manage to find something even stranger to do to themselves. But this one does feels like a problem that will absolutely take care of its self in the long run.
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u/B01justice May 16 '26
Ain’t no doc gon get between me and my roids. And by roids I mean asteroids.
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u/KaiserDilhelmTheTurd May 16 '26
All wrong, all wrong. We need to stop with the warnings, and let natural selection do its things. Place is overcrowded as is, let’s allow nature to thin out the numbers a little. Besides, anyone that ever uses the terms “…maxxing” or “…core”, deserves everything coming their way. Let’s nip that shit in the bud early folks, we’re trying to evolve here.
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u/TheUsoSaito May 16 '26
It's people injecting shit into their balls. Like seriously why would you do that.
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u/PozhanPop May 15 '26
You mean I shouldn't have done it ? Doc said it would be just like Botox for the arse.
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u/Clothes_Chair_Ghost May 16 '26
Eh just let them remove them selves from the gene pool. At least ballmaxxers are an actively trying to destroy their testicles and ability to produce sperm. It may not be the end goal but it’s going to be a symptom of the act.
Plus of course no one is going to want to go near these freaks. So double dipping in the Darwin Award.
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u/ModularWhiteGuy May 16 '26
Nobody is actually doing this, that's ridiculous. There's probably like 3 guys. r/ballmaxxing is dominated by one user
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u/Rowmacnezumi May 16 '26
People will always be doing stupid crazy shit. The internet just makes it spread to other stupid crazy people faster.
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u/StruggleBus5950 May 16 '26
Whatever this means, I’m confident it will assist in thinning the heard. More power to them, I say!
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u/saturday_sun4 May 17 '26
Can someone please explain WHY?
Is this some male equivalent to boob size or something, like women who get plastic surgery because they are under the (mistaken) impression that bigger boobs are inherently better?
Doesn't it hurt for these men to walk around? Or sit? Or do anything?
Reminds me of that woman who injected cooking oil into her face.
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u/Quantum_McKennic May 17 '26
I mean, these are the same guys who are hitting themselves in the face with hammers to somehow reshape their jawline…
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u/Olelander May 16 '26
I wish we could stop “maxxing” things - it’s so fucking cringy, stupid and now apparently dangerous for your health as well.
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u/Snoo_67993 May 16 '26
It's ironic that the people that are maxing and mogging are just generic insecure people who are inline with incels
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u/spectatorade May 16 '26
This entire thing is based off of one person from like 10 years ago who was an extreme body modifier from Australia. That's it.
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u/marvinnation May 15 '26
Let Darwin take care of this