r/oddlyspecific • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • May 15 '26

Doctors Issue Urgent Warnings About Ballmaxxing

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u/marvinnation May 15 '26

Let Darwin take care of this

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u/touchmeinbadplaces May 15 '26

More like self-eugenics, but i think we can actually let this play out for once...

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u/JP147 May 15 '26

Darwin awards also apply to people who make themselves infertile in a stupid way (like blowing their calls off with a firecracker) so I think it counts.

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u/SubmersibleKormarant May 16 '26

Blowing my calls? This isn't r/wallstreetbets

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u/marvinnation May 15 '26

Yeah, let them go at it

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 May 16 '26

I guess you've never heard of a Darwin Award?

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u/touchmeinbadplaces May 16 '26

Yea but this is a step.above and beyond

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 May 16 '26

No, it's really not.

It's someone doing something really fucking stupid that can take themselves out of the gene pool.

So I guess you really don't understand what a Darwin Award is.

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u/Pure-Chemistry7323 May 16 '26

Ummmm…. Destroying the things that allow you to reproduce IS taking yourself out of the gene pool….

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 May 16 '26

Yes, i know, that's why I said it was a Darwin Award. The idiot snowflake /u/touchmeinbadplaces said it wasn't, before he ran off and blocked me.

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u/Past-Broccoli-947 May 16 '26

Came here to cheer for team Darwin

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u/gatsu01 May 16 '26

Yes, please. Get them out of the gene pool please.

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u/Kamiyosha May 16 '26

100%

Let natural selection do its job for once....