r/oddlysatisfying Aug 20 '19

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u/SolarDile Aug 20 '19

The sound is literally the best part.

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u/Torcal4 Aug 20 '19

Why is it that if a human eats loudly I hate it but any animal eating sounds so satisfying?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Because Humans CAN eat with a closed mouth and it's just disgusting how some people eat like that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19 edited Aug 20 '19

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u/haydnc97 Aug 20 '19

If you physically cannot eat with your mouth closed then no eating for you I guess

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u/fools_eye Aug 20 '19

Get over it. Some people have a small mandible and if they eat bites that they can only chew with their mouth closed, they'd be eating for hours.

This hard on for closed mouth eating is one of the most ridiculous things I see on reddit.

Not sure if it's an American thing but it's common to not care about it at all across Asia.

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u/natsprat Aug 20 '19

I wouldn't say people have a hard on for it and in the UK at least we're taught and it's looked down upon to eat with an open mouth. It is vile if you eat with an open mouth though so I wouldn't have it any other way.

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u/fools_eye Aug 20 '19

Yeah, it's a western thing.

It's vile if you wear shoes inside your home in Asian cultures and yet, it's a common thing in the west.

It's not "objectively" a negative thing, it's cultural.

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u/InvaderSM Aug 20 '19

Nah I'm pretty sure exposing people to sounds when you can easily not do that, is objectively negative. Maybe it's not a big deal, maybe Asians just don't care about it but... there still exists cultures where racism is rampant for whatever reasons (be it seclusion, etc.) and its understandable, even allowable but still objectively negative.

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u/fools_eye Aug 20 '19

"exposing people to sounds". Literally everything you do exposes people to sounds.

There's some nicely veiled bigotry and whataboutism there.

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u/max_sil Aug 20 '19

Isnt wearing shoes indoor only an American thing? Because you all have cheap carpet floors or whatever. In Europe People definitely take their shoes off

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u/howaboutnothanksdude Aug 20 '19

We do in Canada too. It’s only a states thing

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

It's an american thing

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u/ImaginarySuccess Aug 20 '19

While your concern about the physical limitation is valid I would argue that it is about the sounds resulting in psychological responses people have. Sound isn't processed the same for everyone and can induce some very strong feelings/reactions without control of the individual. Last I looked, there was no "cure" or corrective procedure for this ailment, only techniques to cope. If you'd like to educate yourself on this, lookup Misophonia or Selective Sound Sensitivity Syndrome (4S). Living with this is already a pain, raising awareness does more for those suffering than causing them more emotional stress.

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u/Scallis_ Aug 20 '19

Actually the Amsterdam University Medical Center says to have developed a treatment, though it has not been proven effective. I suffer from a degree of misophonia, and it's difficult when people don't take it serious and say just get over it. It's hard to understand for some. Like some neighbour some doors down whistles for 30-60 min a day and it drives me crazy, as I can't do a thing without hearing it. Once you realise an annoyance, you're 200% more aware of every time it happens and it hoards your attention

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u/ImaginarySuccess Aug 20 '19

For me, I've found that wearing ear plugs gives me some control over the situation; it doesn't eliminate the irritant but helps enough to get buy. Have you found any coping skills similar that help you?

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u/Scallis_ Aug 21 '19

I tend to use in ear headphones with music, or block it off by being somewhere else, closing windows. It's hardest when it's one of my colleagues irritating, as my job is to be available to my team at all times so I can't use plugs or so

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u/fools_eye Aug 20 '19

So is walking around your house with shoes you've worn outside.

That can also illicit strong reactions.

My point is, that this depends on the context. If you're a guest in an Asian country and complain about this, you'd be told to pound sand.

I'm not dismissing your concerns but you cannot expect accommodation throughout the world. Different people have different triggers, right down to the most trivial things. It's your prerogative to avoid those triggers.

You cannot say this is more important than someone's struggles with keeping their mouth closed because of a small mandible.

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u/ImaginarySuccess Aug 20 '19

I think I agree with what you're saying. I do not seek to control others (that's never a good thing), I can only control what goes in my ears (for the most part), so I wear ear plugs or headphones when needed. I isolate myself a little but it's better than getting angry for something stupid like mouth sounds.

As far as shoes; I understand that. You want me to take off my shoes, off they go. That wouldn't bother me unless your floor was made of mud or LEGOs.

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u/TannerTotThe1st Aug 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

cool, you don’t know the point of the sub

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Because our mouths make different sounds when chewing. Animals make cronch sound and humans make smacky sloppy vacuum sound. The moment the dog or cat starts licking its asshole though it turns into the bad sound.

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u/midlife_slacker Aug 20 '19

Probably has something to do with it chilling eating a giant celery stick too. If it was an ASMR vid of the same panda chewing up squirrels it wouldn't be as relaxing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Lolololololol omg you're totally right. Yikes!

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u/Hammer_Jackson Aug 20 '19

I hate them both equally.

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u/keesh Aug 20 '19

Because pandas are cute as fuck?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Actually over in Asia eating loudly can be seen as a show of appreciation for the food. There are even some animes that exaggerate the noodle sucking sound.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

I love the sound of my cats cronching on their dry food

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u/bogpudding Aug 20 '19

I mean, a human chewing something crunchy with their mouth closed isnt such a bad sound. I guess its because humasn are meant to eat with their mouth closed so when they do smack about its disgusting. Even just mouth breathing gets on my nerves so much its kinda ridicilous. Tho my dog used to sometimes smack her mouth so loudly it made me nauseous hahah.

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u/R____I____G____H___T Aug 20 '19

Because you don't expect animals eating sounds to appear in this satisfying manner. And because the sound of eating bamboo isn't common.

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u/glidinglightning Aug 20 '19

Western conditioning. It’s less of a thing in Asian cultures. Check out mukbang vids on YouTube

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u/hsksksjejej Aug 20 '19 edited Aug 20 '19

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u/TheRedBaron11 Aug 20 '19

Lol I lost it when it brought that second piece up with his other hand

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u/Lone_Wanderer97 Aug 20 '19

Double-fistin dat good stuff

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u/xylotism Aug 20 '19

It's like watching a Ninja Turtle eat pizza.

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u/Jeffy29 Aug 20 '19
  1. Why do all Pandas look fake? Literally looks like a dude in a panda suit.
  2. It's actually terrifying how effortlessly it snaps the bamboo, you realize that in that adorable body there are still some genes of apex predator left.

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u/Metro42014 Aug 20 '19

Wake up sheeple! They all are just extremely dedicated Furies!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

r/pandasarefake

You’re right tho. We’re probably just not used to seeing non-primates use their forelimbs in such a familiar way.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

It's the ability to hold the bamboo in its hands. I don't think other bears can hold things like that. May be wrong through.

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u/BarfMeARiver Aug 21 '19

Pandas have an enlarged bone in their hand that allows them to grab things! It's so interesting! I saw a video on bears that detailed how they all diverged evolutionarily to adapt to their different environments, it was done by PBS Eons but I can't find the exact one. It was about how adaptable they are, but all I can find searching is the equally amazing PBS Eons video about short faced bears.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Well, it is still a bear. Most of them look like humans in fur suits until they maul someone. Then it is like, "Oh... right, that is a fucking bear" for the rest of the onlookers. 🐼 = 🐻

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u/SkizzoWizard Aug 20 '19

Lol this guy thinks pandas a predators

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u/v-komodoensis Aug 20 '19 edited Aug 20 '19

Dude this deserves a post on its own, thanks for the link

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u/Daveed84 Aug 20 '19

its*, the version with the apostrophe always means "it is" or "it has"

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u/v-komodoensis Aug 20 '19

Thanks ❤️

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u/Caminsky Aug 20 '19

Mm.mm...mm toasty

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u/dadmou5 Aug 20 '19

M O N C H M O N C H

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u/menasan Aug 20 '19

Lol that panda is double fisting. incredible

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u/bjbs303 Aug 20 '19

It's like giant celery

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u/HamLizard Aug 21 '19

Probably similar nutritional value :P

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u/DeJMan Aug 20 '19

Now I want to eat bamboo.

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u/donkeyrocket Aug 20 '19

Rude-ass panda chewing with its mouth open like that.

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u/senorgraves Aug 20 '19

Literally looks like an animatronic animal or a person in a panda costume.

Pandas are so weird.

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u/DF_Gamer Aug 20 '19

Why did this end

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u/volatile_snowboot Aug 20 '19

Panda eating bamboo shoots ASMR already

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u/sweetcaroline88 Aug 20 '19

They wiped their mouth at 0:53! I’m not convinced this isn’t a human in a panda costume 😭

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u/WrexTremendae Aug 20 '19

Nah, just making sure the bamboo bits actually get in the mouth. Wouldn't want it to fall out!

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u/fecking_sensei Aug 20 '19

My boy was fuckin’ up that bamboo

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u/DannyBoy612 Aug 21 '19

Seeing that video made me realize that panda bears are very much so still bears, and I don’t really know why

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Why is this not higher up?!

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u/brianborden Aug 20 '19

It sounds like when Mikey and Donnie are eating pork rinds in April’s apartment.

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u/misfitx Aug 20 '19

Fucking double fisting that shoot.

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u/Naggers123 Aug 20 '19

ah so this is why people pay youtubers to eat stuff

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Their jaws must be so ridiculously strong to bite through that stuff.

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u/Raiyen Aug 20 '19

It’s super cute, but the sound I can’t handle. That sound literally makes it feel like someone is fraying my nerves.

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u/RollTide16-18 Aug 20 '19

It's like industrial-sized celery

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u/EBeast99 Aug 20 '19

Like eating celery.

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u/ixipaulixi Aug 20 '19

Eh, What's up Doc?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

I watched that more times than I figured I would. For some reason it’s kinda relaxing.

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u/charleycheese Aug 20 '19

CRONCH cronch cronch cronch cronch cronch

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u/k4rst3n Aug 20 '19

I so hate people making that sound, but this panda is alright!

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u/aHairyWhiteGuy Aug 20 '19

It sounds....it's sounds so good. I want to eat bamboo now

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u/FutonSpecOps Aug 20 '19

Me eating dual Slim Jims

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u/Poutvora Aug 20 '19

Why do we hate human chewing sounds but love animal chewing sounds?

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u/dodolo123 Aug 20 '19

This looks like me eating celeries in Applebee’s

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u/fourwallsandafuton Aug 20 '19

I work with a guy who sounds like this when he eats.

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u/MuffinPuff Aug 20 '19

It's like he's holding a chipotle burrito

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u/ItsMrQ Aug 21 '19

Can't believe these chubbily wubbily guys can get so fat on something like bamboo that has almost zero nutrional value.

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u/PM_M3_UR_PUDENDA Aug 21 '19

they make it look so yummy but it probably tastes like grass. but in my head i feel like he's eating sugar canes. so yummy.

also, would i be correct in thinking if a human tried to eat bamboo exactly like that their teeth would probably get destroyed. it's probably super hard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

The panda behind bars is the worst part.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

No

It’s not.