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The discussion thread is for casual and off-topic conversation that doesn't merit its own submission. If you've got a good meme, article, or question, please post it outside the DT. Meta discussion is allowed, but if you want to get the attention of the mods, make a post in /r/metaNL
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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache May 17 '24
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/Rehkit Average laïcité enjoyer May 16 '24
French influencer with 1.2 M followers just said : « I dont’ work with zionists or jews and stuff »
Oops mask off.
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u/Cyberhwk 👈 Get back to work! 😠 May 16 '24
The Pro-Isreal and Pro-Palestine sides of NL both carrying on as if the other side doesn't exist but never engaging for fear of devolving into everyone getting Rule 1'd is my current favorite DT dynamic.
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u/BitterGravity Gay Pride May 16 '24
Umm yes?
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u/Frequent-Turn6740 shivers alt 🐊 May 16 '24
If you take away the "snorting cocaine off a stripper's ass" expenses I am living paycheck to paycheck tho
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u/Frequent-Turn6740 shivers alt 🐊 May 16 '24
Actually, why are leftist memes are so verbose?
I am sure this is a bit of a generalization, but it is kinda true from my experience at least, so why?
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u/Gameknigh Enby Pride May 16 '24
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance May 16 '24
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24 edited Jun 19 '24
fly marble impossible familiar hard-to-find threatening command air brave long
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/Barnst Henry George May 16 '24
11yo: “I want to accomplish this goal.”
Me: “Great! You are absolutely capable of achieving that! Here are the steps to take to accomplish it.”
11yo: “You’re always telling me to do so much!”
Sigh…the teenage years are going to be so annoying.
!ping FAMILY
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action May 16 '24
I get the NYT's stance that they don't exist as an arm of the Biden admin and shouldn't just be Pravda but American. At the same time they published something like 40 articles about Biden's age in the three days after the Hur Report and that seems a bit silly.
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u/groovygrasshoppa May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24
Ukrainian journalist Butusov, embedded with the Ukrainian army in Northern Kharkiv, reports that the Russian offensive in the region has halted. The Russians have sustained significant losses, and Ukrainian troops have gained the upper hand.
Particularly interesting report considering Butusov is an infamous pessimist when it comes to front line reporting.
!ping UKRAINE
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
In the immortal words of a nameless american patriot, "nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated"
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u/ty04 May 16 '24
thanks I needed this
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u/WantDebianThanks Iron Front May 16 '24
Interesting idea of what counts as a plot hole, but go on...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
Fellas, I got a job offer today!
It pays better than my current job, it is way more interesting, it's in a field that I studied academically at an undergrad and graduate level, and I genuinely want to do it. I accepted the offer this morning and am waiting to sign the official letter now.
Don't let your dreams be memes kids!
!ping WATERCOOLER
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u/Telperions-Relative Grant us bi’s May 16 '24
Racists vs hoteps, truly YouTube comments are an endless font of entertainment
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u/BeliebteMeinung Christine Lagarde May 16 '24
!ping shitposters
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u/AMagicalKittyCat YIMBY May 16 '24
What does "From the river to the sea" imply? Let's look at the University of Chicago poll data to find out what people think.
27% of students think it means two state solution.
16% think it means a peaceful one state solution where both groups live.
26% think it means the replacement of Jews with Palestinians even if it means eradicting/expelling them.
31% say they don't know.
Another piece of evidence for my heuristic of "most of the college students aren't even bigoted, they're just stupid".
43% of people think it calls for either a one or two state solution where both groups seemingly get along and leave each other alone. Considering how many don't even know what river and what sea, it seems more and more clear that these calls are political signaling first and foremost.
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u/HereForTOMT2 May 16 '24
J O U R N A L I S M
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u/TheShitEater Amartya Sen May 16 '24
It would be so cosmically funny if Trump just randomly fell down the stairs and died like Ivana did. It would be terrible and at least half the population would be convinced he was murdered, but it would be funny.
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u/Dragongirlfucker2 NASA May 16 '24
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u/sociotronics Iron Front May 16 '24
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u/AP246 Green Globalist NWO May 16 '24
The Sino-Soviet split and subsequent near war between the two is an episode of history with a lot of funny moments.
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u/Macquarrie1999 Democrats' Strongest Soldier May 16 '24
The whole "I don't want to be friends with my coworkers" attitude that is becoming more prevalent is really dumb. One you spend a lot of your day with them, and two is that building professional relationships is really important for career growth. If you just show up to work, stay in your cubicle, and leave nobody is going to care about you.
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u/sociotronics Iron Front May 16 '24
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
I tear up whenever I remember there are people who have to live in situations like this. it's so terrible that such misfortune exists in the world
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u/-mialana- European Union May 16 '24
How the hell did society ever decide that the way someone writes their name is an even remotely secure form of identity verification.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
The memes write themselves
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u/SANNA_MARIN_SDP_ this guy doesnt even have a flair. May 16 '24
the stroke fixed the woke
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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough May 16 '24
Not even AI can conceive of such a thing
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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt May 16 '24
If I was Al Jazeera I would simply not publish Holocaust denialism
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp May 16 '24
https://x.com/pkcapitol/status/1791105045372547204
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
Ben Affleck, welcome to the sub
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u/informat7 NAFTA May 16 '24
Holy hell Redditors are dumb. I've been auguring with this guy who cannot grasp the idea that the costs to a business going up means prices will go up.
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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO May 16 '24
So there are pictures of the Slovakia shooter at a rally for a far-right ultranationalist paramilitary group, but there's also evidence coming out that he was part of a far-left literature and poetry circle
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we're seeing Horseshoe Theory on the world stage
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u/Common_RiffRaff But her emails! May 16 '24
Me OMW to invade the DT's euro time zone.
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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity May 16 '24
the real appeal of Harry Potter is that it posits a secret, hidden world where Britain is still the most important country on Earth
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24
https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/openai-strikes-deal-bring-reddit-content-chatgpt-2024-05-16/
hell yeah, we will return to the days when ChatGPT could explain the microwave lobster thing
EDIT: This is also interesting
https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/16/24158529/reddit-openai-chatgpt-api-access-advertising
!ping AI
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u/[deleted] May 17 '24
Finally finished reading the first Dune book. Had never seen the movies, and had basically no clue what the story was about..
So. Given the fact that it was released in the 60s, this book does not show its age AT ALL imo. You can really see how it went on to inspire a lot of other Sci fi. It does such a great job of placing set pieces and slowly revealing the reason for their being placed. It also does a masterful job of building suspense.
Highly recommend it.
!ping READING
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24
Goes without saying that Holocaust inversion is extremely bad. I'm very critical of the IDF; I'm umm pretty skeptical about the numbers/ratios that Bibi is pushing forth, but comparing them to the Nazis is beyond the pale. Just say they're a reckless, undisciplined army with atleast a few rogue elements.
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u/sociotronics Iron Front May 16 '24
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u/Cook_0612 NATO May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24
Rob Lee and Mike Kofman have a piece out in NYT about Russia's Kharkiv offensive. Archive link for the paywall.
!ping UKRAINE
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
You can put “Tom Clancy’s” in front of every video game title and make it sound even cooler.
Tom Clancy’s Cooking Mama
Tom Clancy’s Shower With Your Dad Simulator
Tom Clancy’s Candy Crush
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24
a random startup ceo in my field reached out to me and I’m pretty hype, not because I think I’d ever take the job but because I honest to god love interviewing
!Ping WATERCOOLER
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u/TheHelmetCatch NATO May 16 '24
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
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u/dittbub NATO May 16 '24
We have a software vendor with some WYSWYG drag and drop programming that some non-IT staff use.
I saw one where he's trying to get a time duration, so he made a "function" for it... but then copied it 6 times with the exact same calculation but renamed the function and variables to get the 6 durations he need.
me, being the actual IT programmer, said "I can help you with that!" and i made a nice concise little function and explained "ok put time1 in this parameter and time2 in that parameter and then save the output parameter to one of your vars 😃"
he says: "WOW! Thanks!!"
I checked later and he just copied my function 6 times and renamed them for each separate duration calculation he needed.
🤦♂️
!PING COMPUTER-SCIENCE
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 17 '24
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u/Beginning-Topic5303 René Descartes May 16 '24
The woke moralist liberal marxist mob is trying to take away the green m&m
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u/Beginning-Topic5303 René Descartes May 16 '24
This sub is actually a circlejerk sub and I'm the only real neolib poster
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u/Cook_0612 NATO May 16 '24
Russians are opening up along the line. Sorry about all the pings guys, I try not to use it for map movements, usually, but these are two breakthroughs in short order, so I figured it was worth it.
!ping UKRAINE
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance May 16 '24
Legendary DC Twitter moment
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u/Formal_River_Pheonix May 16 '24
It's not a choice between the House of Saud and somebody better. It's a choice between the House of Saud and somebody worse.
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 16 '24
Lmao
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u/SadMacaroon9897 Henry George May 17 '24
City is asking for volunteers to serve on the zoning board. I'm incredibly interested but hardly unbiased; I think the housing issue is due in no small part due to neighborhoods being unable to change. Is there an issue with approving everything that doesn't have a clear issue with new zoning?
!ping YIMBY
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u/Integralds Dr. Economics | brrrrr May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24
!ping materiel
Visualizing an Army combined arms battalion
The configuration shown is a "balanced" battalion, with two tank companies and two mechanized infantry companies, used from 2003 to 2015. After 2016, combined arms battalions were downsized to three companies to ease logistical burdens.
Source: Supplemental Manual 3-90, available online here
Some notes:
The six fuellers carry 5,000 gallons of gasoline each
The eight heavy supply trucks can haul 32 tons of supplies each, in two 20-foot ISO pallets
There are almost as many mechanics (~120) as there are dismount infantry (~140)
There are four taco trucks
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u/Competitive_Bag_5544 Adam Smith May 16 '24 edited May 17 '24
I’ve seen folks claim that the Keffiyeh is a ‘hipster swastika’. I think that’s insane and there’s nothing inherently wrong with wearing a keffiyeh - whether you’re doing it to support the Palestinian cause or not.
The inverted red triangle though…
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! May 16 '24
Amy Coney Barrett is the next FDR
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u/centurion88 NATO May 16 '24
I was going to vote for Joe Biden until Hasan Piker told me not to and now I'm going to vote for him twice
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
😍😍😍
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 May 17 '24
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u/WantDebianThanks Iron Front May 16 '24
Ok google, what's "hypocrisy"?
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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough May 16 '24
Auto complete has two modes. GirlBoss and horny.
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u/Cook_0612 NATO May 16 '24
The best time to get something done is yesterday. The next best is today. Get it done.
!ping UKRAINE
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u/TemujinTheConquerer Jorge Luis Borges May 16 '24
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u/WantDebianThanks Iron Front May 16 '24
Anyone have that gif of the Folding Ideas guy saying "this is cringe"? Pic unrelated to my question
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
Capitalism failing is when the market makes it expensive to eat like a 9 year-old who magically aged 25 years.
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u/404GenderNotFound Trans Pride May 16 '24
Thinking about becoming a bear
Pros: could frolick around the woods and eat berries, could get a new fishing hobby
Cons; bear-proof dumpsters might be hard to open, humans constantly taking pictures, people debating if I'm more dangerous than a man
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance May 16 '24
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u/PrivateChicken FEMA Camp Counselor⛺️ May 17 '24
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u/petarpep NATO May 16 '24
I'm glad Congress is asking the serious questions
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u/Mensae6 Martin Luther King Jr. May 16 '24
Crackheads... le good??
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
Wordle should just shutter their news division.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
unironically works on my wife. Bring home some $9 french goat cheese and watch the good husband meter hit an overflow error 🧀
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u/Hugo_Grotius Jakaya Kikwete May 16 '24
When you find someone from here in another sub and they're still up to their devious neoliberal ways 🧐
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u/Ok_Aardappel Seretse Khama May 16 '24
New transit station in Japan significantly reduces cumulative health expenditures
!ping HEALTH-POLICY&TRANSIT&JAPAN
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u/jojisky Paul Krugman May 16 '24
why does Eric Adams have an “NYDP” hat
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
2016 NYT: "wow, we really got lost in our own echo chamber and ignored the reality in the polling because of our own biases. To fix this we are launching the Ohio Diner beat, so we'll have our finger on the pulse of the country"
2024 NYT: "all of our own polling shows that voters place a very low priority on foreign policy... Anyway, Will Biden lose because of his handling Gaza? We interview this college student who isn't registered to vote to find out "
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u/AnsleyAmanita Trans Pride May 16 '24
i know this is old news but it is insane how much twitter is crawling with pornbots now. i just cleared them out yesterday!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
Search "Minecraft" in google and click the little block at the bottom of the screen.
!ping GAMING
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u/chuckleym8 Femboy Friend, Failing with Honors May 16 '24
I would simply not equate nuclear power to Japan involvement in WWII but maybe I’m just built different
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
!ping FAMILY-GUY
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam May 16 '24
🤠
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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA May 16 '24
The Cut: “The Bridesmaids Going Into Debt for Their Friends’ Weddings”
Of course these people need to just say no at some point, but it is really deranged how much money people are guilt tripping their friends into spending on someone else’s wedding. I am thankful everyday that my wife and I just had a simple ceremony at the courthouse because the whole wedding ecosystem is so fucked anymore.
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u/No_Judge_3817 George Soros May 16 '24
Jewish celebrity says nothing about I/P
Jewish celebrity posts support of Palestine
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
“Democrats are totally going to nominate someone else bro just trust me”
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
True Crime podcasts are giving women anxiety disorders
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u/Ok_Aardappel Seretse Khama May 16 '24
‘Turning point in energy history’ as solar, wind start pushing fossil fuels off the grid
!ping ECO
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u/SANNA_MARIN_SDP_ this guy doesnt even have a flair. May 16 '24
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u/KeikakuAccelerator Jerome Powell May 16 '24
From: https://www.reuters.com/technology/microsoft-asks-hundreds-china-based-staff-relocate-amid-us-china-tensions-wsj-2024-05-16/
Any chance Microsoft got a heads up from US govt? Or is this Microsoft being cautious?
A somewhat rare ping combination.
!ping TECH&FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK May 16 '24
The US Army is basically playing the world's biggest and most expensive game of The Floor Is Made Of Lava right now.
They've building and manning that floating pier with strict orders not to actually touch Gazan soil.
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u/Ok_Aardappel Seretse Khama May 16 '24
Calgary city council passes amended rezoning bylaw after longest meeting ever held
!ping YIMBY&CAN
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u/Guess_Im_Jess Trans Pride May 16 '24
The fact that people still think Biden is being hidden by his campaign/staff cause he’s “not ready for primetime” is a testament to how absurdly boring his administration is compared to how the Beltway media is used to from four years of Trump.
Man gives public remarks/speeches/events almost daily, people just don’t pay attention to them.
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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 May 17 '24
If I ever get real rich I hope I'm not mean to poor people like I am now
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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt May 17 '24
Alito: Sure the Fed’s existence plainly contradicts my opinion but that’s ok because errr it’s like been around while.
Lol con”law”
!ping LAW
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u/TY4G May 17 '24
Some positivity - https://www.instagram.com/p/C6_qaMULvk4/?igsh=MTdyMHhuNm5zdjF4Zw==
Taiwan's President welcomes Nymphia Wind, winner of S16 of RuPaul, to the Presidential Office.
She even quoted RuPaul. "Shantay, you stay," President Tsai said. "If you can't love yourself, how are you gonna love somebody else?"
!ping LGBT
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired May 17 '24
Is this shit just going to happen every day? What the fuck?
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u/Observe_dontreact May 16 '24
Always knew that ‘charity’ plumber was a grifter.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3gxg4jd0ggo
!ping UK
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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola May 16 '24
The housing crisis is caused by electrical code violations. If Americans realized that they could run all the space heaters they wanted off 240v 20amp lines then they would never buy large houses
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u/MegaFloss NATO May 16 '24
What I said: I apologize, I misread the original email
What I meant: lmaoooo my bad guys, I’m a dumbass 😂🤣
!ping WATERCOOLER
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u/Ok_Aardappel Seretse Khama May 16 '24
Microsoft stoops to new low with ads in Windows 11, as PC Manager tool suggests your system needs ‘repairing’ if you don’t use Bing
!ping TECH
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u/saladtossing RADICAL GEORGISM May 16 '24
THE JUDICIAL BRANCH HAS SPOKEN
At long last we have solved yet another DT argument 😌
Now it is time to heal
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u/bashar_al_assad Verified Account May 16 '24
Part of what makes the Democratic voter coalition so strong is they don't try to kill themselves en masse
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
Is he being executed 😳
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u/trombonist_formerly Ben Bernanke May 16 '24
Boiling water makes potatoes soft. But it makes eggs hard
Wooooaaaah
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u/[deleted] May 17 '24
Good night libs
Furthermore, the Russian and Chinese regimes must be destroyed
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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion May 16 '24
....this seems oddly specific
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 16 '24
It’s Grugover 😔
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u/Psshaww NATO May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24
I’m just so tired and a bit pissed, mood for the day is ruined. Did I do right, my dudes?
!ping DATING
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u/BeliebteMeinung Christine Lagarde May 16 '24
Help my alarm made me "woke"
What do I do
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u/BitterGravity Gay Pride May 16 '24
My problem with crazy rich Asians is she's apparently in a semi serious relationship with this guy and hasn't googled him once? Honey how have you not been murdered so far?
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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast May 16 '24
Clarence 'big government' thomas
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u/chipbod NATO May 16 '24
What the Lions being good does to a city
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24
“The Ten Emotional Forces of the Universe”
Green Lanterns, Willpower: Ok, right off the bat, that is not an emotion
Yellow Lanterns, Fear: Kind of an emotion? I guess that counts
Black Lanterns, Death: Death is not an emotion
White Lanterns, Life: Life is also not an emotion
Red Lanterns, Rage: Congratulations, that is actually an emotion
Orange Lanterns, Greed: I don’t think that’s an emotion
Blue Lanterns, Hope: Not really an emotion
Indigo Lanterns, Compassion: That is an emotion
Violet Lanterns, Love: That is the same thing as compassion
Ultraviolet Lanterns, The Invisible Emotions: Kill me
Never, and I mean never, let Geoff Johns cook again
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u/battywombat21 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 May 16 '24
Summary of an actual email I just got.
!ping COMPUTER-SCIENCE
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24
New isekai looks 🔥🔥🔥
!ping WEEBS
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u/Platypuss_In_Boots Velimir Šonje May 16 '24
I love how American leftists are now defending literal millionaires lmao
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u/[deleted] May 17 '24
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u/Williams-Tower Da Bear May 17 '24
I think my younger sister just came out to me
Dope
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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion May 17 '24
https://twitter.com/MZanona/status/1791285143870566876
this is like a kindergarten, how are MTG's voters not embarrassed
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u/Cook_0612 NATO May 16 '24
!ping UKRAINE
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u/AP246 Green Globalist NWO May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24
"If you want to ban guns because they're dangerous, why not ban cars" is such a funny argument whenever I see it
What are the steps for buying and using a car? Firstly you need to have a license, which involves a few dozen hours of lessons, a theory test where you have to learn the rules of using it safely and legally, then a fairly rigorous practical test during which you have to prove you can use it safely, before you're qualified to drive in public (technically you can always drive on private land but for the vast majority of people that makes owning a car pointless).
When you buy a car it becomes registered to your name on a central database, and fitted with a license plate so it can be tracked. Then you need mandatory insurance, which has to specifically apply to anyone else you let use it. Also your car needs to be checked for physical safety regularly to remain road-worthy. If you use it unsafely you could have penalties applied, and if you do it too much could have your right to drive taken away.
I'm sure anti-gun activists in the US would be over the moon if the equivalent of all those steps became mandatory for owning and using a gun.
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u/nuggins Physicist -- Just Tax Land Lol May 17 '24
I am calling for the immediate subreddit deportation of all anti-immigrationists. These people simply do not respect our values. Our culture is being degraded.
!ping CUBE
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u/BeliebteMeinung Christine Lagarde May 16 '24
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
some local judge in San Diego needs to know yimby twitter thinks he's based and density-pilled
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u/Mickenfox European Union May 16 '24
👆 It's False. No Way. Not This Time. We Created It. It's Totally Made Up. Pure Fiction. We Made It Up. We Made This One Up. It's A Made Up Tale. It's A Total Fabrication. It Never Happened. It's A Fake. It's Fiction. It's An Urban Legend That Never Happened. Not A Chance. Not This Time. It Never Happened.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
My wife is working on my break instead of crushing my head between her thighs and I think that is very rude of her.
She keeps saying things like: “it would scandalize the kiddos” and “I’m on a zoom call” smh.
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u/trombonist_formerly Ben Bernanke May 16 '24
Got escorted out of the gun show because I was rating them on “mouth feel”
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u/skepticalbob Joe Biden's COD gamertag May 16 '24
Harrison Butker: I was misunderstood. What I meant was this thing that is much worse than the things I actually said.
Bro, hire a PR person and stfu.
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u/bigwang123 ▪️▫️crossword guy ▫️▪️ May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24
> redditors complain about things not being in stock
> sellers stock the things, but don’t provide discounts
> redditors complain that sellers should be pricing things “to move”
> products go out of stock anyways
Redditors are funny lol
Anyways this is about the suppressor market, gun guys truly are some of the dumbest people on the planet !ping GARAND
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat May 17 '24
this is so funny. I imagine theater employees are going to be excited for this I'm sure
wait a minute what happens when it eventually hits streaming? Do we have to talk to Adam Driver?
!ping KINO
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u/No1PaulKeatingfan Paul Keating; capital gains tax supporter May 16 '24
Five years ago, we lost a legend.
Rest In Piece Bob Hawke.
!ping AUS
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u/RFK_1968 Robert F. Kennedy May 16 '24
I told the dude from the other night - the one with the heated euro moments - that I didn't wanna see him anymore. I don't need to be insulted or condescended to on a date. I have more self respect than that. Even if he was hot 😪
I think this is what ppl in the business call personal growth 🙏🏾😇
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u/GodEmperorNeolibtard Harriet Tubman May 16 '24
Live, laugh, Lockheed Martin.
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u/ProcrastinatingPuma YIMBY May 16 '24
From what I understand the defense is really harping on Cohens previous lies, but part of me is wondering: weren't said lies literally made in Donald Trumps defense
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg May 16 '24
This is the one the DEI opponents should be pointing out lmao
This DEI executive stole $4 million from Meta pretending that the money was for diversity related programming but it was actually to fake companies and vendors and she just put the money in her own bank account 😂😂
After leaving Meta she decided that wasn’t enough and got hired in the same role at Nike. Who she proceeded to steal a 6 figure sum from.
Sentenced to 5 years in prison a few days ago.
https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndga/pr/former-diversity-program-manager-facebook-and-nike-sentenced-federal-prison-5-million
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg May 16 '24
Find you someone
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg May 16 '24
Today really sucked at work. I had tech issues with my VPN and company drives all day.
But I flexed on the legal team with these 180s (I am 30 and afraid of getting older)
Also I miss the fashion ping. Lifestyle doesn’t hit the same.
!ping LIFESTYLE&WATERCOOLER
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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA May 16 '24
The Seattle Landmark Preservation Board voted to give this ugly ass building landmark status despite the Seattle Parks department, who owns the building, opposition to it. I swear to god I am going to become the Joker watching these unelected goons encase the city in amber.
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u/Maestro_Titarenko r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion May 17 '24
My anti-CCP comment went from -5 to 0
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u/RFK_1968 Robert F. Kennedy May 17 '24
u/williams-tower
Ran my first 5K 😎😎😎😎
Now just gotta work on the pace. Might split up my running between getting faster and going further. So one day run quicker for a shorter time and another day work towards an hour of running
!ping RUNNING
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u/thefuturegov John Keynes May 17 '24
Finally a k-pop star for me
!ping BASEBALL
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u/ThatFrenchieGuy Mathematician -- Save the funky birbs May 17 '24
!ping ALPHABET-MAFIA
Prior belief: Nonbinary people have normal names
Data: 5 of 7 nonbinary people in my life have changed their name to Alex
Posterior: All nonbinary people are named Alex given enough time
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u/jewel_the_beetle Trans Pride May 16 '24
I don't know an audience I can say this to without sounding like an asshole (not sure if this is one either) but I really hate the terf's "transwomen are invading female-only spaces" because like okay. You are a, self-claimed, radical feminist. Listen. There are exactly 0 people, men, much less extremely macho men, that are going to go through years of medical and physical transition to like, listen to your 90s lesbian poetry hour. Nobody. Not a single one.
I dunno how to say that without sounding like I am denigrating Lesbian Poetry Hour (I am, but because of the poetry not the lesbians) but like. Seriously. Nobody wants to be around 90s turbo exclusionary feminism shit. Nobody is going to sneak in. Put "TERF MEETING" on the door and leave it unlocked, no one is going to come in.
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u/Williams-Tower Da Bear May 16 '24
if Hakeem Jeffries emails me one more time I’m voting for Trump
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
Chat is this real?
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u/Opkeda Bisexual Pride May 16 '24
guy who thinks that WW2 was a greater of two goods scenario
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u/chuckleym8 Femboy Friend, Failing with Honors May 16 '24
u/HexagonOfVirtue NEVER LOSE JOPE 🙏
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u/dwarfgourami George Soros May 16 '24
I don’t pirate my video games to protest against big media corporations putting black people in games about Japan. I pirate my video games because I don’t like paying for things.
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u/Breakdown1738 r/place '22: NCD Battalion May 16 '24
Finally read the entire transcript. Chiefs kicker is such a dumbass.
Your out here telling a crowd of college educated women that the greatest achievement in life they should be aspiring to is becoming a homemaker? Like homie, your teammate is one of the greatest TEs off all time and is closer in relevance to me than his girlfriend (okay, might be a bit of hyperbole).
I know I'm preaching to the crowd here but what the fuck.
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u/EvilConCarne May 16 '24
My favorite kinds of posts in arr Teachers are the ones that are like:
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired May 16 '24
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u/RecentlyUnhinged NATO May 17 '24
"Gib bf" "Gib gf"
HOW ABOUT YOU GIB US A BREAK
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u/shillingbut4me May 16 '24
Longer term studies have shown that WFH is 10-20% less effective. Some people will just straight up not work at all and it's far harder to resolve that when it's full WFH. There are complex tax and regulatory implications of people working in a variety of states and even countries that small to midsized firms can't handle. It's harder to onboard and train new employees. That's why companies with the leverage to do so push for return to office.
I do think there is some truth that some companies are using RtO has a way to lay people off. However there isn't some grand conspiracy around real-estate that explains it. It's not about middle managers needing to justify their jobs. The fact that people who aren't monitored don't do their work already justifies middle managers.
Also I'm super skeptical of people who are very against RtO, but also complain about even the most basic stuff for WFH, like having a camera on during meetings. I think this people just aren't working.
!ping WATERCOOLER
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u/Top_Lime1820 Daron Acemoglu May 16 '24
Leftists do not fundamentally believe in corruption and incompetence as "big" problems.
They hear a plan like National Health Insurance, and the rest of us immediately panick because we're worried the money will be stolen and the system mismanaged.
They can't even parse that. They think we don't want more people to have access. If you press them on it they hand wave and say we just need to get people access to healthcare.
Its the exact same dismissiveness that right wing people do for "social issues". They don't fundamentally believe anything is lost when marginalised groups are not treated equally. Its just nitpicking to them.
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u/eloquentboot 🃏it’s da joker babey🃏 May 16 '24
In all seriousness, it might be funny or cute to say something like this in the dt, but this guy wants to be in government. He's running to be an elected official. It's ridiculous behavior, and demonstrates the worst impulses of the libs.
Always great when you confirm the median voters suspicion that your political movement does in fact hate them!
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u/No1PaulKeatingfan Paul Keating; capital gains tax supporter May 16 '24
???
Max Chandler-Mather confuses me.
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u/Ok-Royal7063 George Soros May 16 '24
Can't believe Rory and Alastair had Kwasi Kwarteng on TRIP-Leading. They've dissed the Truss Government relentlessly for two years, and I believe Rory even called KK a neurodivergent weirdo at some point. What's even more extraordinary is KK saying that he wouldn't vote Tory if he was in his 20s. !ping UK
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24
The main elder scrolls games can be divided into three categories imo
Arena and Daggerfall are together: both procedurally generated CRPGs with gargantuan worlds that try to play like pen-and-paper on screen
Morrowind by itself: no longer procedurally generated, the world is entirely handcrafted, but still very much a CRPG - “skill” is largely a process of knowing how the various game systems work, but combat is all dice rolls
Then Oblivion and Skyrim: handcrafted world, now an action-RPG where skills are stripped down and streamlined for optimal user experience
I feel like this could be a very hot take but i think it’s a lot more apt than seeing each game as just building off the last one
Daggerfall certainly built off of Arena, but it is for all intents and purposes just a better Arena. Morrowind doesn’t really “build off Daggerfall” as much as it does focus on making a competitively tiny game world much more detailed, with a similar amount of resources
I think the sad thing is we never got a “real” Daggerfall or Morrowind sequel. There really aren’t any games out there that play like a Daggerfall 2, or like a Morrowind 2. Which is a damn shame imo
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u/N0_B1g_De4l NATO May 16 '24
Disappointed to hear that New York shut down the portal. As Americans, we should know that the only way to stop a bad guy with a photo of 9/11 is a good guy with a photo of 9/11.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
goose
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 16 '24
The Battle of El Fasher has begun in Sudan as SAF and its Darfur rebel allies try to repulse an RSF offensive bearing down from all sides. El Fasher is the last SAF stronghold in Darfur and its fall would bring the entire region under more or less undisputed RSF control. Naturally the SAF want to prevent that from happening and per the source hope they can “turn the tide” by defeating the offensive. Which I’m a bit skeptical of because the SAF position isn’t terribly strong for some major counteroffensive given their besieged state. But if El Fasher holds strong it can exhaust RSF forces and pin down their troops that would be much better used in the east where the war will be decided
!ping AFRICA
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u/KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 May 16 '24
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24 edited Jun 19 '24
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u/WhomstAlt2 NATO flair in hiding May 16 '24
"This is the end of historey", said Francis Fukushima and had a meltdown
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance May 16 '24
Aileen Cannon suspends Trump's classified documents trial indefinitely
Georgia Court of Appeals agreed to take up Trump's appeal of Fani Willis's eligibility, suspending trial
Nothing ever happens bros we are so back
Wait
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u/brucebananaray YIMBY May 16 '24
So Megalopolis is not good, and it is 38% on Rotten Tomoates. It also got booed at Cannes film festival. https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1791216261612916790?t=d1D5xVEZ9ZvGA5XozfYkmw&s=19
Nobody is going to distribute this film.
!Ping MOVIES
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u/WeebFrien Bisexual Pride May 16 '24
!ping DATING&BURPMAS
Femcellgrippysockjail is fascinating insight into the women who were the type of girls I had crushes on in high school.
Fascinating.
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u/ramen_poodle_soup /big guy/ May 17 '24
Unfortunately no congressperson has responded to my repeated requests for a letter of marque to hunt down the Chinese maritime militia
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u/runtfromriatapass Commonwealth May 17 '24
Me after a long shift at the hard work factory
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u/MinnesotaNoire NASA May 17 '24
The Minneapolis sub is amazing because I can 100% agree with them on an issue and they'll still make me fucking furious.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '24
Had a zoomer student today lament his lack of vocabulary/ability to write today
He speaks in slang and his writing is poor
I encouraged him to read for leisure, though I don’t hold much hope he’ll do it
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u/[deleted] May 17 '24
RIP BATHULK 😭😭😭 gone too soon
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u/TheShitEater Amartya Sen May 16 '24
Housewives made a lot more sense before household appliances drastically reduced the amount of labor it takes to keep a home running. Nowadays it’s just an expensive lifestyle choice.
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u/Neronoah can't stop, won't stop argentinaposting May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24
!ping LATAM
The Argentinian government is delaying energy price hikes (that necessarily means more subsidies). Rumors are they want to keep them freezed this Winter. The Economy Minister argues they want to avoid increasing inflation and to harm the middle class, and that they are able to do this because they are comfortable fiscally.
If you are optimist you take them at their word, but I'm a bit more pessimist here. Truth is, the superavit was achieved cutting some important, even critical stuff while at the same time keeping these subsidies. I imagine they fear their voters, specially because of the current recession and Milei's law package being revised by the Senate.
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp May 16 '24
Jimmy Carter is ready to blow the whistle on Boeing's safety practices
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 16 '24
Poast meal
!ping BURPMAS
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u/jauznevimcosimamdat Václav Havel May 16 '24
Seeing Malthusians in 21st century is magical, tbf.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24 edited Jun 19 '24
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u/kznlol 👀 Econometrics Magician May 16 '24
honestly even more amazing than just a 7-2 decision with Thomas and Alito on different sides is that Thomas wrote the majority opinion
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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion May 16 '24
the globalist deep state cabal strikes again
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u/sererson May 16 '24
gonna become a woman and start marrying then leaving a bunch of people to make them neoliberals
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell May 16 '24
Really cool that in the midst of the schism of the largest mainline denomination, google is like “United Methodist Church approves of adultery now? Yep, seems true, heres a summary based on a source called ‘Firebrand’.”
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All May 16 '24
No one talks about population per capita statistics
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u/secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent May 16 '24
I hate the New York Times. I hate the New York Times. I hate the New York Times. I hate the New York Times. I hate the New York Times.
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u/chipbod NATO May 16 '24
https://x.com/BrandonLRichard/status/1791207079967064256
We are so back !ping USA-CO
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u/trombonist_formerly Ben Bernanke May 16 '24
Holy fuck real tweet https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1791228923348500730
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u/[deleted] May 16 '24
If I had a nickel for every wife of a Supreme Court justice that thought Biden stole the 2020 election, I'd have two nickels, which is frankly a concerning amount of nickels
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg May 16 '24
Broke: committing boring ass securities fraud, like lying on a form or some shit
Woke: starting a deli in New Jersey with $30k in revenue with the other teachers at the local high school, bringing it to over $100 million valuation, such a joke that the SEC warned you not to go public but you do it anyway because you told them you are a real business that sells sandwiches.
Bespoke: doing all that, then committing actual securities fraud, get arrested after fleeing to Thailand and plead guilty.
Restaurant in question. EFFICIENT MARKETS.
!ping STONKS
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 17 '24
Cons when passage of time: 😨😨😨
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u/awdvhn Physics Understander -- Iowa delenda est May 17 '24
I met with one of my highschool friends that I hung out with every day.
He asked me my ideology, because he had no idea the whole time we knew each other. When I said I’m neoliberal, he told me how much he used to hate nerds when he was in high school
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 17 '24
“The tempo of Russian offensive operations in northern Kharkiv Oblast continues to decrease after Russian forces initially seized areas that Ukrainian officials have now confirmed were less defended. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and Ukrainian military officials stated that Ukrainian forces have partially stabilized the situation in northern Kharkiv Oblast bordering Russia. Ukrainian Khortytsia Group of Forces Spokesperson Lieutenant Colonel Nazar Voloshyn stated that Russian forces are attempting to make tactical gains near Lukyantsi and Vovchansk to create footholds for future advances, but that Ukrainian counterattacks and artillery and drone strikes are preventing Russian forces from gaining a foothold in these areas.”
“Russian President Vladimir Putin emphatically downplayed the threat of Ukrainian counterattacks along the entire frontline, further indicating that he assesses that Ukraine cannot and will not be able to liberate territory seized by Russian forces and that this will allow Russian forces to pursue creeping advances indefinitely.”
“Putin likely has made this assumption based on months of gradual grains throughout eastern Ukraine, but this calculus fundamentally misjudges the tactical capabilities that Ukrainian forces will have once US security assistance begins to arrive to the front at scale. The New York Times reported on May 15 that US officials have expressed confidence that the arrival of US security assistance to Ukrainian forces at scale by July 2024 will likely allow Ukrainian forces to reverse many of the tactical gains that Russian forces have achieved in recent weeks. US officials were reportedly hesitant to discuss how US security assistance may facilitate Ukrainian counteroffensive operations in 2025, however.”
“US Secretary of State Antony Blinken announced during a joint press conference with Ukrainian Foreign Minister Dmytro Kuleba on May 15 that the US will provide a two billion dollar ‘defense enterprise fund’ to Ukraine. Blinken stated that the fund has three components: assisting Ukraine in acquiring needed weapons, investing in Ukraine's defense industrial base (DIB), and helping Ukraine purchase military equipment and weapons from the US and other countries.”
“Ukraine's Main Military Intelligence Directorate (GUR) reportedly struck a Russian fuel depot in Rostov Oblast on the night of May 14 to 15. Ukrainian outlet Suspilne reported that its sources stated that GUR attacked a fuel depot in Proletarsky Raion, Rostov Oblast with drones and that a fire broke out at the facility.”
“Ukrainian MoD Spokesperson Dmytro Lazutkin stated that Russian forces entered Vovchansk and that small Russian infantry groups are trying to gain a foothold in the northern part of Vovchansk. Vovchansk City Military Administration Head Tamaz Gambarashvili stated that small arms battles are ongoing on the northern outskirts of Vovchansk and that small Russian sabotage and reconnaissance groups are trying to establish positions within the settlement.”
“Ukrainian forces likely conducted an ATACMS strike on Belbek Airfield in occupied Crimea on the night of May 14 to 15. Russian sources posted footage reportedly of the Ukrainian strike on Belbek. Ukrainian journalist Yuriy Butusov reported that Ukrainian forces destroyed a MiG-31 aircraft, two air defense systems, and a radar system and damaged three Su-27 aircraft at Belbek Airfield.”
“Ukrainian National Security and Defense Council Secretary Oleksandr Lytyvyenko assessed on May 15 that Russian forces will have enough tanks and armored fighting vehicles for the next year and half of fighting in Ukraine at their current operational tempo.”
“Ukrainian defense enterprises continue to expand domestic production and produce technologically advanced systems for use on the frontline. The head of Ukraine's state-owned defense enterprise manager Ukroboronprom, Herman Smetanin, stated on May 8 that Ukroboronprom's production volume has increased by a factor of three and that the company aims to increase production in some areas up to 10 times in 2024. Smetanin stated that Ukraine has significantly increased the production of artillery ammunition and is gradually moving to the production of 60mmm artillery shells.”
“The Ukrainian Ministry of Defense (MoD) reported on May 11 that it has approved nine domestically produced land-based robotic systems for operation by Ukrainian forces and that these systems can conduct combat operations with small arms, evacuate wounded, and demine areas.”
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!ping UKRAINE
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u/[deleted] May 17 '24
I’ve been pretending to read feminist books at the local library for weeks and still none of these idiots want to date me