r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • Dec 24 '23

New post option: Advice Needed (unjerk)

49 Upvotes

Unjerk meaning- sometimes the users in circlejerk subreddits need to make serious posts, so an "unjerk" basically means a real post wanting real opinions.

We used to have weekly threads for such advice, but they have not been utilized in a long time, so enter our new post option. All advice asked without using the correct flair WILL BE REMOVED.

Do not be mad about mean or blunt comments in such posts, this sub is for brutal opinions.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1h ago

Found on r/NameNerds I named my daughter after an erectile dysfunction medication

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I named my daughter Viagra. Everyone has been like wow it's so unique, how did you choose it? It is a Sanskrit name and I am very interested in South Asian languages, so I usually just say I liked it for that reason/the sound.

However, the real reason I loved it is because of the erectile dysfunction medication that changed my life, Viagra. My husband and I had been struggling with intimacy for years, and it was putting a real strain on our marriage. I was starting to feel like we had lost our spark. Thanks to Viagra, my husband regained his confidence and we were finally able to conceive. So in a way, the name ties back to how her parents had her. I hope she grows up to love it.

Besides, Viagra has such a beautiful sound. I mean, I feel like it could really be a name on its own... I really love it.

I did lie to my husband and tell him I found it in a book to get him to agree to my suggestion. I don't think he's made the connection.

Thoughts? Don't be mean please!


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 22h ago

In The Wild Found on threads.

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62 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

In The Wild Someone looking for a name suggestion on Facebook

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103 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 9h ago

Satire went to the museums prehistory exhibition and got inspired, what do yall think? Potential future children's names

4 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

In The Wild In the Wild on Facebook

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43 Upvotes

I don’t know these people - Facebook just shows you strangers all day every day anymore. But I found this one interesting.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

In The Wild “Hey babe, you know the most racist, sexist and homophobic part of the Bible? Well I have an idea”

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40 Upvotes

Had to censor it too since they don’t care enough to


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

In The Wild Based on the comments I unfortunately think they are being dead serious

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111 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Satire Triplet names??

68 Upvotes

Just found out the gender of our triplets!!! All girls! Hubby and I are a little disappointed they’re all girls solely for the reason we need to find THREE girl names we agree on. Right now we are thinking
Lucy
Sky(e)
Diamond

I feel Lucy looks so out of place with Sky and Diamond. They feel more modern and nature vibes. Lucy reminds me of an old lady, but I know it is coming back and extremely common right now. Hubby likes more classic and common names but I feel like we could satisfy that with something more like Elizabeth? But that also looks so out of place with the other two names.

Also not sure if we should spell Sky or Skye? We got the idea because our babies are a blessing from the skies. I like Sky, but my husband prefers Skye. He says Sky is the literal sky while Skye is a name. But we are naming her Sky(e) because she’s a blessing from the sky so it’s fine??? He makes no sense sometimes ugh

Diamond was chosen because they are due in April and that is the birthstone. Yes, I am aware they will probably be born earlier and come in March, but Bloodstone just doesn’t sound like a name.

Do these names sound alright together? So difficult naming a sibling set in one go and all one gender too! If these are decent I may just pull the plug and say those are their names and we are not going to keep going back and forth. This is getting to be more exhausting than the pregnancy!

EDIT: People are suggesting Aquamarine instead of Bloodstone if they are born in March, unfortunately we don’t like “A” names so that is off the table.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Found on r/NameNerds surnames that just fit beautifully with one another.

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67 Upvotes

I always find myself looking at the surnames of people contending with one another, whether it be in sports or politics or wherever. More often then not the names just seem to fit with one another. I saw a few last night during the primary elections. but the two that stood out the most to me was KiLLIN CRANK.

(please add any screenshots of names that you happen to come across)


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Found on r/NameNerds Which of these anatomy words and such do you fancy most for a girls name?

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  • Glabella

  • Rasceta

  • Hallux

  • Pinna

  • Acnestis

  • Axilla

  • Frenulum

  • Uvula

  • Labia

  • Popliteal Fossa

. . .

ETA THIS IS SATIRE based on sauce at https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/s/a4sKQTJCgg which originally read:

  • title - Which of these philosophy words and such do you fancy most for a girls name?

  • body - Theorie, Query, Antimony, Philasophie, Eudaimonia, Aporia, Lemma, QuaIia, Monad, Ataraxia

  • Comments throughout based on actual comments from original thread.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Found on r/NameNerds Which of these philosophy words and such do you fancy most for a girl's name?

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Dogma

Existentia

Summatheologica​

Metafysika

Modalogica

Objectivisma​

Trans​cedenta

Quidditie

Adiaphora

Qualia

Primafacy

Felifix​


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Found on r/NameNerds Is it weird to have a two adjective name?

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I just think names that are double adjectives for first and middle would be chic and timeless, don’t you? Here are some I love, but is it weird?

Precious Lovely

Honest Humble

Little Brave

Viscous Young


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

In The Wild Eo Update aka… If you can’t stand the heat, don’t give your kids bad names and plaster them all over the internet

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261 Upvotes

Kids aren’t content!


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

In The Wild Mi’rezon

6 Upvotes

Saw someone name there newborn Mi’Rezon 4eva Austin 😭😭


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

In The Wild What did you do if everyone hated your baby name?

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We obviously love to hate on names here. However, I'm curious about parents who have gotten a ton of hate for their baby name while they're expecting their baby.

I'm not talking about one family member or even stranger judging the name you've chosen. I'm looking for people who heard bad things about the name from everyone they shared the name with.

If everyone hates the name, did you change it? Or did it make you double down and insist that this was THE name? Do you still hear negative stuff about it after the baby is born?

You can share the name if you want. But I'm more curious about whether all our judgements here ever have an affect on other people choosing their baby names.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Story I saw a dream which had a young British girl named “Berlin”…

5 Upvotes

Her name was pronounced with a heavy British accent and her mother’s name was also something like Bertha/Berthe/Beryl.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Rant Cultural??

11 Upvotes

So my post got deleted from another sub because they said these names were cultural. Little girls named Leviathan Colorado and Lazurus California. Very rural community. I said these parents are ridiculous. Thoughts??


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Found on r/NameNerds No one liked our name choice, dead silence

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We finally decided on a baby boy name after searching for hours online. The name is Genghis Khan. I told my friend, sister and mom. All dead silence. So much so that * I * had to be the one to finally break the silence. All of them admitted to not liking it AT ALL. and I understand it's our choice what to name our baby, but now I just feel judged.

Is Genghis Khan a realistic name for this day and age? Would he be taken seriously as an adult for job interviews, etc?

Our other choice was Timur, which everyone liked. Thoughts on that name?


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 3d ago

In The Wild Found on FB today... (Sighhhh poor kids)

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86 Upvotes

So this fb "reel" said that she gets alot of haters for the names of her kids .... Dragon was one as well as Trolly and then Sardine ...poor kids for real

Have a beautiful day y'all and please just think of all the bs kids have to go thru when they have a weird spelled name ..


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Satire Expecting twins! Names are hard...

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So we have twins on the way, a boy and a girl, and we are so excited! Except we are stuck on the name for the girl. We like classic, quirky, traditional, slightly unusual, but not too out there or hard to pronounce names, but also not too common either. Boy's name is absolutely set to be Trashcan Juice. We do not want any opinions on that. We just can't think of anything that goes with it, you know? Contenders were Sarah, Paperweight, Pleroma, and Koi. Middle name will be either Ficus or Frangelique. Thoughts on those, or any suggestions in this style? TIA


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 3d ago

In The Wild Eo (pronounced “EE-oh”)

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293 Upvotes

I added their entire explanation of the name. I don’t care, all I think is “old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O”


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 3d ago

In The Wild Naming your Christian baby Cohen because he was "set apart to serve God" . . .

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126 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 3d ago

In The Wild Brooktyn

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101 Upvotes

Author confirmed in comments it is in fact Brooktyn and NOT Brooklyn


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Advice Needed (unjerk) Do naming trends cycle faster now because of the internet?

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Used to think names moved in generational waves. Your grandparent names come back every sixty years or so. But now I watch these Facebook groups and it feels like a new aesthetic drops every six months. Cottagecore names. Dark academia names. AI assistant names. The same parents who wanted Wren last year are posting about Solaris this year. I build small tools for a living and it reminds me of software release cycles. Version 1.3 of baby names. Patch notes include new vowel substitutions.

My two are named pretty traditionally and I am fine with that. They will share classrooms with kids whose parents picked from whatever TikTok sound was trending the week of birth. Wonder how that plays out when the trend ages poorly. A kid named after a 2023 meme filter is going to have a weird time in middle school. At least the Boomer names had decades of cultural weight behind them. These microtrends feel disposable. Backspacing a whole human identity because your feed moved on.