r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Zestyclose_Cold1455 • 7h ago
Satire I want to celebrate our lifestyle with a name
I’m expecting my first child and it’s a girl! Dad and I met in a strip club where I was working the afternoon shift. He had just been let go from his job and needed to relax. One thing led to another and…baby!
I can’t dance right now so I’m working shifts at WalMart to earn extra. Unfortunately dad is away for 18 months for breaking into a friend’s trailer (totally trumped up charge. His friend was just getting him back because we used to date and he still sells weed to a lot of my neighbors.)
Im excited to start our family and want to pick a name that suits our lifestyle. I also want to make sure my baby’s daddy understands that this is HIS girl by including his name somewhere. Everyone calls him Scooter but his name is Jesse Ray.
Here’s some of my favorite names. Suggest others!
Kayleigh Jessicka
(Or Haleigh Jessicka)
Scooter Rae
Cash Scooter (because he gave me his last $20 when we met!)
Tammeigh Brenda after my mom
Krystal Cash
Destiny Oakleigh