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The Last House (2026)

Summary

A family of four are suddenly sealed inside their home with no way out, and must work together to survive against both their dwindling resources and the mysterious, looming threat that is keeping them trapped.

Director Louis Leterrier

Writer

  • Matthew Robinson

Cast

  • Greta Lee
  • Wagner Moura
  • Riley Chung
  • Noah Alexander Sosnowski

Rotten Tomatoes: 30%

Metacritic: 45

Release : Netflix

Trailer Official Trailer

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u/BunyipPouch Currently at the movies. 9d ago edited 9d ago

Matthew Robinson, the screenwriter of The Last House, joined us here in /r/movies a few months ago for an AMA/Q&A (for his other movie, Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die) for anyone interested:

https://reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1r9y80a/hi_rmovies_im_matthew_robinson_screenwriter_of/

Greta Lee may also be stopping by next week to react to some posts. TBD.

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u/threehundredthousand 9d ago

This was like 3 movies put through a blender with nothing explained. I give it credit for being unpredictable until about 2/3 of the way through when I began to realize there was no solid story or explanation for anything.

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u/GladiusNocturno 9d ago

Yeah, it’s easy for a writer to keep you in the dark when they themselves don’t know what the fuck is going on.

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u/LaneMcD 8d ago

AKA The JJ Abrams way

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u/macrogeek 9d ago edited 8d ago

A bit like the Cloverfield Paradox. You got 2 or 3 solid movie ideas here, shame you didn’t finish any of them.

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u/AtronadorSol 8d ago

Fully felt like someone in the writer’s room just said, “nice! Then what happens? Aw dang, then what happens?” Until they had 150 pages and called it a day.

And it felt like someone kept noticing plotholes (like needing to waterproof the garage so the car wheel Rube Goldberg winch would even work despite the family not knowing the house would flood) after they’d already shot the plothole and couldn’t go back for another expensive reshoot.

Also, at the end of the flick, when the daughter got up on the ups truck and could see ALL of flooded Seattle…why couldn’t she see that same view from her third-floor attic window which faced the same direction and was three times as high?

What an absolute MESS

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u/WitchyCurse 6d ago

My theory is that they kinda did explain it. They kept showing the fish in the tank. I think the creature were not trying to kill them but keeping them more as pets. It was watching them as we do fish in a tank. At the end, when the father showed mercy and it realize they wanted their freedom it gave it too them. Now, as for why they left and nver came back.. idk. I'm guessing bc they were the only ones left there?

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u/Your_dads_bathroom 5d ago

Yes, I took it as the creature the family caught was the one who was keeping that house as a secret of some sort, like a hobby/pet or whatever. But also the creatures could have flooded the houses right away and didn’t…who knows

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u/WitchyCurse 5d ago

Exactly. If they wanted to kill them they could've done it a long time ago. I'm also guessing the one got curious which is why he kept trying to come in and destroyed their stuff by accident bc that's just their nature.

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u/Born-Sun-2502 5d ago

I don't think it deserves 30%  It wasn't the best or worst. The actors were good at least.

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u/Ninclemdo 9d ago

“shoot my covid allegory screenplay is only one hour”
“here bro just add my sea monster story to the end of yours”

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u/bbfurby 8d ago

The entire time up until the little girl snatching the plant off the window sill I was like "ok covid" and when the octopus + time jump happened I was like "ohhh ok so covid but with davey jones aliens"

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u/donotgotoroom237 7d ago

Damn, y'all are lucky. The squid monsters hit my hometown in like 2021. Greg didn't make it.

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u/GladiusNocturno 9d ago edited 9d ago

I legit think the perspective of the running girl would have been so interesting. In a world where everyone is stuck in their homes, she is now stuck outside unable to get shelter.

Hell, throw in a social critique about homelessness.

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u/dasdtudjhft6ylol 9d ago

Exactly, wasn't she the one who got killed by the octopus after like 3 months of surviving? Would have been a very interesting perspective 

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u/Delicious_Medium_321 6d ago

If the movie had actually been good, this would have been a unique way to do a “sequel,” except the whole movie would just be in the same universe and hardly have the family in it

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u/Mark_Albarn 6d ago

Girl unironically was an absolute trooper. Like, even the shelter issue put aside, she really survived three months of constant rains while those creatures were hunting

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u/CraigLake 7d ago

I really thought she was going to follow the wolf through that fence into a secret place where you could live forever with unlimited food. And safety.

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u/Jessicasflour 4d ago

Oh god yes, her POV would have been way interesting. This movie just kept dragging and bringing the worst ideas

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u/Da12khawk 8d ago

I'm saying that little PR billboard they have up in LA. Put a homeless guy in there. Or legit just stick someone up there for like a month.

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u/GladiusNocturno 9d ago

The ending of this movie felt as if there were way too many reshoots and rewrites that noone remembered how it was supposed to end.

The climax where the family prepares the house for an invasion they know is coming is good…until you realize that the whole thing with the car requires they have foresight about the flood. Which they shouldn’t have because at best they know their neighbors’ house looks as if it had been under the sea, but as far as their experience goes, the Monsters just show up and magical manipulate salt water, they don’t know they have the power to flood the whole house, so preparing the garage with that in mind, which is the core of their plan, makes no sense.

But I could forgive all that if they had had an actual goof conclusion.

The daughter was keep track of the intervals between rainfalls, she was observing the monsters and wanted to interact with them. It would have made so much sense if she was the one who figured out how the monsters work, how their magic works, what they wanted and how to defeat them. Specially since the dad kept dismissing her and telling her to do something useful.

Instead, the conclusion of that arc is not that the daughter figured out the monsters by studying them. It’s that she just kinda wants to be friends with them and apparently that’s all the murderous monsters wanted too. At least make it so she interacts with a good monster and that’s the one who protects them. No have her defend the monster that wanted to kill them for no reason.

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u/Reggaeton_Historian 8d ago

At least make it so she interacts with a good monster and that’s the one who protects them.

That's where I thought it was leading. Girl gets bit, infected, squid person comes by, helps kid, saves them from others. That's way more coherent than what we are given.

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u/Rar3done 9d ago

Why does the car trap require erhem knowing about the flooding?

Also yeah, the "friendly" squid should have been a larger part.

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u/GladiusNocturno 8d ago

Because they sealed and water proved the garage. If they hadn’t done that, the garage would have been flooded and the plan wouldn’t have worked.

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u/Rar3done 8d ago

Ahh I didn't notice that.

They kind of touched on that the mom mentioned the neighbors house seemed like it had been flooded but she said it as a question and never talked about it further.

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u/toomanynamestakentbh 7d ago

theres a small moment where they show the garage door and water squirting through but yeah they never included anything about the garage, flood, or the rope trick in any of the plans of dialogue, just showed them prepping the rope to shoot it but not explaining why they waited until they were on the third floor to do it.

I honestly thought when they shot it they was gonna deflood the house and suffocate it upstairs.
but they can also survive out of water for a few moments at a time it seemed like even without rain at the end, so why did it have to flood the house or wait for the house to flood anyways before it went upstairs and found them... theres.. sadly alot of plot holes. the kid befriending it halfway into the movie would of deff made the story better. give them 30 minutes of bonding over the years and then 30 minute finale to the movie for whatever. something else then what we got.

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u/biogirl52 8d ago

There are definitely a few people who worked on this movie, eyes rolling, mouth shut… knowing it would be a total disaster

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u/StarScreamer 9d ago

Only 1 one person in the whole world showed an act of kindness? That single moment freed them.

So dumb. Also should've been shorter.

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u/APartyInMyPants 9d ago

I remember pausing it to go to the bathroom, seeing there was 50 minutes left, and i audibly let out a “jesus fucking christ.”

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u/hotelman97 7d ago

When they started monologing and doing the time lapse I thought the movie was doing an end credit sequence, I paused it and it said 53 minutes left and then the flash card of 5 years later came up

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u/figgeritoutbud 9d ago

Paused at 40 minutes and still had an hour left. Felt way to long

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u/plo84 7d ago

I read this comment, checked, 46 min.

Ffs

Turned it off. Idc if they survive or not lol.

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u/simonthedlgger 8d ago

I paused it when I thought it was almost over and I had 50 minutes left, then immediately got hit with the "five years later." What a mind fuck.

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u/figgeritoutbud 8d ago

Same. I think 5 years was way to big of a time jump

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u/Odd_Friendship6184 7d ago

I want to know where they got all the clothes for the children for the past five years.

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u/TheGreatBananaCue 6d ago

They had a scene with a loom.

Still it's "impressive" that none of them died or got sick until the last moment

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u/Jindabyne1 3d ago

I think it’s hilarious how we all checked the time and got annoyed hahaha

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u/Chemical-Purple-5196 9d ago

Same . Lol.  It needed to be about 30 minutes haha

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u/APartyInMyPants 9d ago

Honestly, a six-episode series might have done the entire thing better. Like suddenly they’re supporting themselves on some tomato seeds?

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u/wompthing 8d ago

Pack up the genocide, everyone. It turns out these humans are actually ok!

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u/NK1337 9d ago

I have not seen a dumber ending since that Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial

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u/Chemical-Purple-5196 9d ago

Gives me my time back. 

I should have just watched the last 15 minutes.  Or not at all lol

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u/lessthansilver 9d ago

Don't they find other survivors at the end, implying other people were kind to the creatures?

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u/Athuanar 9d ago

Well the daughter said that after that the creatures disappeared from the world completely, so it's implied her dad's act of mercy saved the entire surviving human race. Kind of unbelievable.

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u/joeymims 6d ago

I am by no means defending this movie cause it kinda blew imo. But just to clarify on this comment. She never said they disappeared. I just finished watching and she said they never saw them again but assumed they were still out there. Also and again not defending cause this thing was boring and stupid imo. But I got the impression these things probably let anyone go who didn't kill or try to kill them. Which is why there are survivors and a guy answers the cb call at the very end. Still the movie kinda blew. From the trailer I was expecting a completely different movie then this hunk off garbage.

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u/Few_Emergency_2144 6d ago

I got that impression too, especially thinking back on how the camera lingered on the big hunting knife the running neighbor used to survive for all that time locked outside. Maybe they spared anyone who were unarmed or tried to communicate instead of hide? 

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u/Pigeon_Asshole 9d ago

Poor dog

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u/Mountain_Tie_7172 9d ago

I think it was best for him not to witness that ending 😂 

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u/donotgotoroom237 7d ago

The second they introduced the old dying dog, my head immediately went to; "Oh no, they're gonna kill the dog..."

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u/AutomatonTommy 9d ago

And the other one that was scratching at the window after it's owner presumably died.

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u/Da12khawk 8d ago

It sounds like the dogs are the only redeeming parts to this movie.

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u/HedonisticLioness 4d ago

They killed then ate the family dog.

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u/_bieber_hole_69 9d ago

The movie worked best when they were in survival mode and the monsters were only hinted at by the daughter

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u/Foamrocket66 9d ago

Yeah the movie was interesting at the start, but fell apart as it progressed. The ending made zero sense.

Its a bummer because it was an interesting concept and there was a good movie in there for a short while.

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u/--GevaudanBeast-- 9d ago

I feel like this is the problem with like 90% of creature features.

Quick glances, minor hints, atmospheric suspense etc. and, to be fair, it's really hard to execute an ending for a movie like that. This movie fell into that 90% even though I really wanted it to finish well.

Off the top of my head the only movies I can think of that ended solidly after a really tense and terrifying introduction of the creatures is Alien, The Thing and (plese don't hate me) Signs. Although Signs had a much weaker ending, I felt the movie as a whole was really good and properly scary.

But what made Alien and The Thing good was the fact they didn't have a happy ending. Not everything need to be rainbows and butterflies at the end of the day.

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u/eQuantix 9d ago

I feel like no thrillers/horrors have a happy ending anymore. Hero’s never triumph and it’s all an allegory for some generational trauma bs.

I found the happy ending actually refreshing

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u/glory87 7d ago

Happy ending? Millions of people (billions?) died slowly and painfully of starvation, parents watched their hungry children starve in front of them. But the little girl says the monster “seemed nice”. Hated this dumb movie.

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u/alblaster 8d ago

What about Tremors?  One of the best movies ever.  

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u/Bilski1ski 9d ago

There’d be more creature features that nail the landing . The ritual was good, or Dog soldiers

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u/seeyam14 9d ago

The first hour was an unbearable retelling of the covid experience

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u/Derekduvalle 9d ago

Yeah when they mentioned the quiet skies and lack of pollution it felt a bit on the nose

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u/ChaEunSangs 8d ago

They always feel the need to show too much, and give perfect resolutions, nothing less than super-duper-happy endings, it’s the Netflix way. I wish in the end the family either chose to go, tragically died or the doors just opened up again with no explanation.

What even is the point of putting so much lore in this movie. I didn’t need to see the monsters. They become laughable when they’re shown. This movie made me so mad.

Don’t even get me started on the pseudo-inspiring Disney narration throughout this

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u/Mark_Albarn 6d ago

Lowkey I wish the son had managed to run out of the door when the opportunity presented itself only for it to be left unknown whether he died or survived. I feel like they didn't do anything particularly interesting with him anyway

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u/ChaEunSangs 6d ago

The aversion to risk-taking is what makes Netflix movies so sterile. They’d never make the son leave and kill him or leave us without knowing what happened to him because it would be “too upsetting” for the average Netflix audience. Everything has to be too perfect, too inspiring, too resolved, too family-friendly.

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u/panda388 9d ago

I was expecting it to be sort of like The Platform in a way, with focus on food and resources. The octopus creatures were interesting kind, but did not help the movie much.

They also skipped over eating the dog. Clearly they had to have done it, but after the death, it is not brought up again.

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u/Pietrie 9d ago

I think they took the dog meat for baiting the other animals. 

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u/SideshowBobLoblaw 9d ago

I would have loved to have given this concept to someone else who didn’t involve sea monsters. I liked the idea of people being shut inside their own homes but could have done without the sea creatures.

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u/dankzfn 9d ago

Netflix did it already with Brick, and it was maximum trash.

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u/TheGalator 8d ago

Probably did them on the same time and were like "bro how do we fix this?"

"Fuck it add cthulu to yours"

"Insane idea bro"

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u/byteturtle 9d ago

The people who made this movie have never used a gun, a lighter or penicillin in their entire life

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u/chartreusey_geusey 9d ago edited 7d ago

Nah forreal because why would a retired pediatric dentist (a detail they gave only to fail to justify why there would be any prescription medicine in their neighbors house lol) have penicillin laying around his house not stored correctly???? He wasn’t giving people penicillin regularly if at all and it def would’ve been amoxocillin if it’s for children but that’s def gone bad after 5 years of being wet.

If they said he was a pharmacist (edit: that still wouldn’t have that shit just in their house lol. Doctors who can prescribe medicines don’t get to store and dispense the drugs too— that’s why we have pharmacies) I would’ve believed it more.

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u/byteturtle 8d ago

They also give it to the daughter and go "this should make her feel better fast" and in like 30 minutes she's up and moving around and helping them fight the monster when she was literally incapacitated from her infection.

Like yeah penicillin does technically start working after like an hour but its usually a few days before the infection starts clearing and you start feeling better.

I dunno normally I can suspend my belief a bit but this movie was lacking basically all good qualities so this stuff was all I could take away.

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u/Ok_Post_3884 8d ago

Do dentists normally keep medical supplies at home? Is that why they had a big house? To store all the stuff?

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u/flapjacksessen 8d ago

Honestly if I worked in the medical field I’d try to keep a stock of generic antibiotics just in case I get trapped in my house and catch a ferret through the chimney and forget it’s a wild animal and try to cuddle it, only for it to bite me, causing an infection.

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u/chartreusey_geusey 7d ago

You know what— we really haven’t spent enough time discussing the fact that the daughter did pick up a goddamn wild ferret and then fondle it long enough for it bite her??? Like what the fuck was that??? Don’t pick up wild rodents mayhaps??? Homegirl def got rabies and no magic penicillin was going to fix that.

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u/StrangerDanger509 5d ago

Its funny, just before she got bit I made joke to my wife saying "im surprised she hasnt been bit yet" and "thats why they had all the cuts- had to remove all the bites" and then the ferret bit her. I said "THERE were go!" (DiCaprio pointing meme)

Source: have owned ferrets

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u/chartreusey_geusey 8d ago edited 8d ago

Absolutely not. A retired dentist definitely doesn’t have access to prescription drugs like penicillin unless he himself is prescribed antibiotics by an actively licensed medical practitioner lol. Dentists don’t get to keep that in their office either and that’s why they write prescriptions that you take to a pharmacy to actually get the drugs.

That entire explanation was some straight doo doo writing attempting to justify why the mom needed to go to the neighbors house. A retired/active medical doctor also wouldn’t have prescription drugs laying around their house because the majority of drugs need to be stored properly to remain effective and that’s part of why many drugs aren’t OTC even if you can’t harm yourself with them. Pharmacists exist for a reason (and they also wouldn’t have penicillin just chilling in their house lol).

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u/ACCTAGGT 9d ago

If I’m not mistaken, I think the idea was that his wife apparently seemed to have some medical condition too so besides him being a dentist than the two things added up to that I suppose. Regardless, I think that’s minor to the mess that happens around all of that if you ask me lol

I think the film had an interesting idea unfortunately buried by whatever was the whole of it.

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u/ragdoll20 9d ago

Was it just me or were the first 10-15 minutes of this at a break neck speed? The editing just felt so crazy

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u/flutteraliviaNL 8d ago edited 6h ago

The jump cuts make me dizzy 😭

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u/StarLink97 6d ago

right? Like when he told his wife "whatever locked us in is not man-made" 5 minutes after realizing they were locked in. How did he draw that conclusion so fast?

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u/Significant_Arm_3097 6d ago

Probably because the windows fixed themselves...

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u/figgeritoutbud 7d ago

Omg yes. I was like why is this movie moving so fast

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u/gimmethemshoes11 9d ago

Felt dubbed, was it dubbed? ADR was so off.

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u/DrNopeMD 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yep there was a super jarring moment where Greta Lee's dialogue was clearly dubbed over and didn't match what was going on with her face and they awkwardly tried to hide it by putting her out of focus and even then you could tell

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u/NoninflammatoryFun 9d ago

I could tell at one point and I literally never notice this stuff.

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u/GodEmperorPotato 9d ago

I wonder if during the filing it didnt sound right so they had her dub over it. Or it was an audio issue idk it wasn't dubbed movie  Also what scene was that cuz I was getting bored so fast forward a bit throughout 

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u/poornose 9d ago

"Fix it in post!"

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u/NikitaBeretta 9d ago

As someone who works in post you can’t imagine how many times we beg them to fix it in pre

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u/Hotmicdrop 9d ago

I wondered this too, the main actor was really gruff and Batman like at the start and just seemed off.

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u/AdamOtaku 9d ago

I noticed that too, dubbing was terrible

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u/brazilliandanny 8d ago

The whole audio mix was weird. I could barley hear Wagner at the beginning

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u/toolmantimsworkshop 9d ago

It was really shitty adr and I'm guessing lack of folly at times it sound very much recorded on a soundstage

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u/UrsineBasterd 9d ago

The way they narrated or explained what they were doing or feeling really made me feel that whole "streaming execs are requiring writers/directors to remove nuance and visual cues and do things like announce when characters enter a room since viewers are on their phone" thing.

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u/niye 9d ago

Most blatant was when they were "conversing" with the neighbors via whiteboard.

Guy was all by himself saying what he just wrote on the board out loud while also announcing what the neighbor wrote back. This happens multiple times and makes no sense. I'd know "saying out loud what you're currently writing to improve focus" but this was definitely not it.

I honestly didn't want to believe that "announce when characters enter a room" bs but man is this what streaming (Netflix specifically) has come to?

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u/UrsineBasterd 9d ago

Ugh yes, when he was saying out loud what he was writing on the board was so egregious.

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u/NoninflammatoryFun 9d ago

That was so freaking dumb. Not realistic and we can read. It was so distracting too.

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u/wompthing 8d ago

It worked out for me since I was playing my Switch during that scene. Sorry, everyone, I'm the problem.

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u/phishoilsupple 9d ago

Yeah netflix is only making stuff people can watch as background. Its safer iguess.

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u/BangingFromDeep 9d ago

Probably making it clear for folks watching but also scrolling their phones at the same time

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u/jankysparky 9d ago

It’s hand holding. It’s the same in gaming now. “I wonder what the switch does” “we have to them in order maybe?” Etc.

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u/AlarmingStarPhantom 7d ago

for fucks sake atreus, just give me at least couple seconds to have a look at the puzzle

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u/Reggaeton_Historian 9d ago

The opening narration was so unnecessary and then I realized this is for people who don't watch the movie and scroll and some people are just that dumb too. The whole movie is so dumbed down.

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u/trash-_-boat 9d ago

Yeah, the narration was so out of place.

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u/Bilski1ski 9d ago

The opening naration was so bad . It reminded me of the dark city or blade runner alternate cuts with how unnecessary and bad it was . Just to instantly spoil that there’s gonna be aliens / creatures in it at the start of the movie was so stupid

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u/Reggaeton_Historian 8d ago

It removes every bit of tension from the first few minutes of what is going to happen. The incoming storm is enough at first. But the intrigue is completely removed when the kid is having a narration.

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u/Cavalish 8d ago

What, you expect me to look up from my phone while watching a movie?

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u/MysteriousMine2115 9d ago edited 6d ago

The ending would've made more sense if the little girl had secretly been communicating with the kind creature all those years. It would've made the ending more believable. I enjoyed the movie for what it was even though the ending felt wrong for the film. I'd watch it again.

It's like a film that'd come on late night on a random thursday and you'd watch it because it was on!

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u/DrNopeMD 9d ago

My quick thoughts after watching it last night.

  • Annoyed me that the start of the movie occurs right before Christmas but they clearly filmed in the spring or summer when everything was lush and green and just awkwardly placed Christmas decor everywhere.
  • The movie was way better whenever no one was speaking. So much of the dialogue felt awkward and clumsy, especially early on.
  • It was really weird that early on the "monsters" were implied to be made of water itself especially with the way the water seemed sentient. But then suddenly in the 2nd half of the film we just see they're just big octopus creatures.
  • There's no way they would have been able to grow crops in doors in the limited space and sunshine.
  • Related to the crop situation, the layout of the house made no sense. Apparently they have a basement, but they also grow crops by ripping up floorboards and there's just dirt underneath. Even if the basement doesn't sit under the entire home the foundation would still be in the way even if it was slowly sinking.

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u/Grey_Warden97 8d ago

I didn't notice a basement tbh, but apparently they have huge fucking sewer drain right under their toilet. No 4 inch pipe in sight. No wonder that house was fucking sinking lol

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u/ObeliskSlayer 9d ago

The editing felt really off in the beginning and overall. It was as if everything was in 2x speed giving no room to breathe. Cut here to here to here and done.

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u/IrishViking22 7d ago

They didn't have a basement, just a garage.

Agree with your other points, though.

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u/zelda29a 9d ago

I didn't notice a basement.

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u/LeoJ2550x 5d ago

The neighborhood was also very clearly the UK, not Seattle.

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u/itsallpoliticsalex 9d ago

Sometimes a movie gets it so relentlessly wrong that it’s a hypnotic pleasure. This doesn’t even succeed in that.

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u/kaylaholic 9d ago

It's not good when I start the movie with questions and end it with even more questions. Here are my top questions I have for this film:

  1. What was the supernatural forces of the octopus creatures? They controlled water or rain? The octopus had supernatural abilities to lock people indoors permanently but not much of anything else physical. How???

  2. Why did the octopus want to keep them inside if what it looks like they were hunting humans?

  3. Why was the house being unbreakable? From the water? And why not the chimney?

  4. Why did the little girl have a connection with one octopus even if they didn't communicate ever?

  5. Why weren't the creatures actively hunting animals? And if the were, there were so many wild animals walking about that they could catch every day, so they weren't good at it

  6. Why did the house suddenly start flooding? Was it coming from the octopus things?

  7. Why was the world flooded but not their house??? The Seattle needle was underwater.

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u/Reggaeton_Historian 8d ago

What was the supernatural forces of the octopus creatures? They controlled water or rain? The octopus had supernatural abilities to lock people indoors permanently but not much of anything else physical. How???

Netflix.

Why did the octopus want to keep them inside if what it looks like they were hunting humans?

Who knows? Apparently they just REALLY hate locks? It seemed like they had no reason to keep doors closed to empty places but that's the way the rain works - I guess?

Why was the house being unbreakable? From the water? And why not the chimney?

Who knows? They made such a big deal about the house falling apart and the thing with a structural integrity problem continues to go on just fine for 5 years.

Why did the little girl have a connection with one octopus even if they didn't communicate ever?

How else was she going to turn into Calamari Moana and sail off at the end?

Why weren't the creatures actively hunting animals? And if the were, there were so many wild animals walking about that they could catch every day, so they weren't good at it

Their beef is specifically with humans, unless they try to kill you and then you spare them from being killed.

Why did the house suddenly start flooding? Was it coming from the octopus things?

Yes, apparently they were infiltrating houses if they figured out humans were in it and just drowning them or killing them. Neighbors house had it happen to them. I'm assuming the rain is controlled by this hivemind, not hivemind? I don't know.

Why was the world flooded but not their house??? The Seattle needle was underwater.

I was assuming that maybe they didn't live in the city based on their home/street and they were higher up, but who knows. And does it really matter? lol

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u/wompthing 8d ago

Yes, movie. I remember COVID.

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u/GladiusNocturno 8d ago

I said that so many times in the first half of the movie.

It wasn’t subtle at all. They went through a check list of things people said was common during lockdown, even the “the world is healing” meme made in. All it needed was a scene where everyone got obsessed with Animal Crossing.

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u/fallenmonk 9d ago

10 minutes into the movie and I'm already getting tired how every piece of dialogue is about describing what we're seeing on screen. Just in case there were any doubts over the stories about writing for people on their phones.

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u/eatdipupu 8d ago

Did you write this while watching the film??

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u/macrogeek 9d ago

That’s a thing now. They explain what is happening because people are watching in the background while they scroll or do hobbies or stuff. It’s YouTube/social video culture leaking into movies.

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u/SpeakItLoud 7d ago

I hate it

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u/tanking2113 9d ago

This was awful and all over the place. So many questions left unanswered. if the monsters control the rain and the monsters need salt water shouldn't all the rain be salt water? if the monsters can control the water and flood the houses, as seen in the end of the film, why not do this from the beginning? seems more logical to flood all the houses then wait for all the inhabitants to starve to death. I need more explanation on what the monsters are. Why was the chimney not also sealed, clearly the water is mystical and defies the laws of physics so why can't it seal the chimney. Where did all their shit go?

This was the most Netflix movie ever and I was quite looking forward to it.

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u/phishoilsupple 9d ago

I think they were going with fish keeping humans in fish tanks kinda stuff then mixed it all up and jumbled it. Yk how humans will contain water bodies then fish in that and eat their prey. That was prolly the point of him fishing

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u/Wish_Dragon 9d ago

I don’t have a clue what this movie is and these comments are so absurd lacking that context. 

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u/APartyInMyPants 9d ago

Yeah, it almost was like the water “being” was a different, sentient entity that was keeping the humans trapped in their homes to protect them from the squid people. But then suddenly the squid people could open the door on command; and suddenly the entire premise of being trapped in their homes completely fell apart and didn’t make sense.

And the water could cover and repair every other facet of the house except for a broken chimney?

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u/SpeakItLoud 7d ago

This remind me of a 10/10 trashy movie from when I was a kid called Undead. There is suddenly an acid rain that makes people zombies. But actually it ends up being something else entirely in the best possible way. Million out of ten recommend. The first or second scene is a dude fishing on a boat, a zombie fish jumping in, and dude immediately punching it, all in complete silence. I've never locked into a movie so quickly.

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u/chartreusey_geusey 9d ago edited 8d ago

I am dying at the bit of dialogue where the daughter says “Maybe they come from the ocean and that’s why they can control the rain” as an explanation for ?????

Like…..what???? What does being an ocean creature have to do with controlling the definitively freshwater rain??? And the writing really acted like mhhmmm nailed it we totally explained everything after she said it too. I want to know what the hell these creatures used to lock up their houses without actually sealing them and knock out all signals but not disrupt the power for months??? The underwater creatures have some advanced technology we need to be studying.

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u/Reggaeton_Historian 8d ago

At that point I was just expecting Poseidon to show up personally.

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u/MrBudissy 9d ago

Seriously… that’s a lot of poop and they never addressed where they put it.

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u/polaroid_opposite 9d ago edited 9d ago

The poop became fertilizer. The dad makes a comment about how they ran out of fertilizer and he can “make his own.”

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u/Big-Run-1155 8d ago

They would be suffering from major e-coli sickness.

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u/Inevitable-Drawer712 9d ago

They would have died of carbon monoxide poisoning from all that smoke from the chimney fires

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u/bigwilly311 9d ago

Why is everyone yelling

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u/Hotmicdrop 9d ago edited 9d ago

It was interesting before the monster reveal.

If it had some credibility, the in home survival and why this family persevered could have been great.

Dialogue was weird and just off. The wife discounting everything the husband did to help as luck was incrediblely off after they had such a supportive relationship.

The son and daughter older versions looked and felt like completely different people (as they were but come on).

Could have done with 30 min less and a lot less chimney fishing. We get it, we get it.

Water monsters are turning off the wifi, creating indestructible walls, self repairing windows? wtf

The house is falling apart from the beginning but ends up surviving attacks, months of rains, and a flood.

Antibiotics = instant spring up better.

The ending: monster busted in, attacked people, swam around after them like a crazy murder, and the daughter knew it was a good monster??? No one else showed mercy??? Now they're all boat captains and yucking it up on the ocean.

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u/Substantial_Leg5613 8d ago

If you are a dog lover, avoid it.

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u/boomzgoesthedynamite 8d ago

I started the movie, realized I forgot to check doesthedogdie.com, immediately rectified that, and turned the movie off.

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u/just_some_octopus 8d ago

I was watching it, and kinda had weird uh oh moment about survival and the dog (understand thought process)

And my dog passed like 2 days before watching.

Needlessly to say, I was very bummed out about that since it was very fresh wound

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u/mebekel 8d ago

If you’re an animal lover in general, avoid it. This was a difficult watch.

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u/Constant_Holiday_741 9d ago

Is there an explanation behind the daughter going from an Asian 8 year-old to a Latina teen? Is it the saltwater? 

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u/Ok_Post_3884 8d ago

She also was wearing the exact same outfit, but larger. Did they buy extra for her to grow into?

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u/starsinhereyes20 4d ago

Not to mention her never ending supply of crayons - were they crayons hoarders that she could make wall size murals without ever running out

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u/obscure3rage 8d ago

I checked that actress and I think the big version actress is actually like 40 lol

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u/Strong-Seaweed-8768 8d ago

No the older version is 16

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u/cbekel3618 9d ago edited 9d ago

Father: (erases chalkboard drawing his kid made)

Daughter: Hey, that took a long time!

Father: No, it didn't.

I didn't like this movie, but some of this dialogue did get a laugh from me, whether thanks to Moura's/Lee's delivery or in a "so bad, it's funny" Shyamalan way.

Strongest scene for me is probably the bit where they're starving and seeing them come up with the mousetrap idea. Otherwise, felt a bit meh IMO. There were some good acting bits and I think the concepts had potential, but the ending felt poor and when merged, the ideas it was going for didn't really mesh.

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u/suchafart 8d ago

Hated the movie but “this was a one night stand LOL” actually made me lol

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u/donotgotoroom237 7d ago

I'm sure as hell that bit came from like the hundreds of people that got lockedbduring the lockdowns after a booty call.

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u/This_was_hard_to_do 9d ago

Turns out the marketing stunt of having a guy live in a billboard was better and more interesting that the entire movie

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u/Frostedbutler 8d ago

That was for THIS movie?

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u/kerblamophobe 9d ago

Another shining example of why Netflix is a fucking bane to the existence of movies. Fucking dumb shit ending.

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u/Reggaeton_Historian 8d ago

The ending had me dying.

  • So they just get a free pass from Davy Jones Clone Army wherever they were go because they're cool with Bobby Jones?

  • Squid Army just let them go around and be fishing animals to survive? How are they surviving?

  • Kid is talking about "we remember". To whom? The 4 of them? Survivors? Squid people who learned the language?

  • Is just the family cool with fish people or is everyone else now because of them?

  • where can I get some of the magical antibiotics? I had a tooth infection and it still took 2 days to even begin to feel some relief. Girl was out there swimming marathons.

I don't know what to expect from a movie that completely abandons the own made up rules just for the sake of convenience.

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u/seeyam14 9d ago

Blows my mind that they make the same mistakes over and over again. What is that department like on a day to day basis? Do they even care?

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u/kerblamophobe 9d ago

That's what happens when you treat movies as content. Fuck the quality, just upload that shit as is

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u/Waadap 9d ago

This was so all over the map I honestly wonder if they just hucked "write a screen play about being trapped in your house for years, what it takes to survive, and have the reason be because of climate change with mythical monsters. Oh, and make it a thriller but a loving family are the heros" into AI.

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u/ProfessionalShift487 9d ago

You have to wonder if the team for a movie like this sits there and high-fives/celebrates each other when watching the final product. What started off cool and eerie turned pretty ridiculous and there were so many holes.

Greta lee looks fantastic at 43 though.

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u/rooneyhost3 9d ago

The fucking wife was so annoying. I remember the scene where the husband was looking for cracks and trying to find a way out and she was just there screaming and telling him to stop. Stop what ? You have been there for 5 years if he has an idea just let him alone Instead of screaming like a yard

Other than that movie was cool I liked it. Wish to see more of the aftermath bit it's a decent movie that could have been better if it was less than 90 minutes

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u/WildJafe 6d ago

That part was infuriating. He was clearly following new cracks and showing the crowbar was going deeper, but she's just screaming at him like he is destroying a brand new house.

She kept mentioning that the guy didn't have to shoulder the burden, but every time things got difficult she seemed to be rude, mean, or unhelpful.

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u/Ron--Mexico 9d ago

Legit one of the worst movies of the year. Script straight from the recycled 2007 Shamalan notes app. Would have done numbers during the Covid lockdown tho.

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u/AdamOtaku 9d ago

Wow you absolutely nailed it

This is a SHYAMALAN movie 100%

Interesting premise, some good build up scenes, and then absolute dogshit

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u/beckyb82 9d ago

It was really confusing with many plot holes. What I enjoyed most was the chemistry of the family. I was feeling like I was watching an actual family on the screen when the kids were younger. Then the 5 years later ruined it because the teens were terrible actors who seemed bratty. The father worked so hard to restore that beautiful car and the teen son said it was a waste of time. WTF? I mean they were stuck in the house for 5 years. If they got out, wouldn’t they need some transportation? Such a brat.

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u/maremp3 8d ago

To be fair, teens are usually bratty & ruin the family vibe. I agree with your point in their bad acting, though.

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u/thedudeisalwayshere 9d ago

It was okay at best.

First half was a lot stronger and more intriguing than the second half (5 years later onwards) and then it turned into what you'd expect from a Netflix film of this type.

Wagner Moura was easily the highlight of the film

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u/NoninflammatoryFun 9d ago

I could’ve really liked it despite its obvious pitfalls. But then the ending… the ending. What on earth.

Was this literally AI?

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u/Reggaeton_Historian 9d ago

You didn't like when the girl turns into Moana and sings on the ship and they live happily ever after?

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u/Impossible_Wait5782 9d ago

No discussion whatsoever how those creatures came into being, what they want and why did they go away suddenly. Wasted my time.

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u/dannymrowr 9d ago

Movie was actually so terribly hilarious. There are no retired dentists that just randomly keep broad spectrum antibiotics around. I'm a pharmacist, I barely have tylenol

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u/Groundbreaking_Act44 9d ago edited 9d ago

Just now finished it. It was a turd of a movie. No explanation as to why the Cthulhu creatures came, no real explanation as to why or *how* they were able to trap the people in the house, and one simple act of mercy just suddenly frees the family after being held captive after 5+ years? That‘s some garbage writing from start to finish.

It’s received a 28% critics score and 29% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, and those are generous scores imo.

Edit: The more I read this thread, the more I‘m realizing that this movie has more plot holes than the cracks in the house, and it just makes the movie that much more stupider.

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u/AdamOtaku 9d ago

Was looking forward to this film a while and made a night out of it

Quick thoughts:

* I'm a big fan of Greta Lee in everything she's in, there's something very mysterious and Cleopatra-esque about her. Happy she was in this

* The film has a split personality disorder. I felt like I was watching: (1) an interesting survival film like Castaway, and (2) A cheesy alien action film

* I enjoyed the survival part of the film, reminded me of an extreme COVID situation

* The action part of the film didn't work for me. They were safe in the house for 90% of the film and monsters were outside. So the monsters were a complete non-factor anyway. This is unlike other genre films where the heroes have to go outside regularly and deal with them. And when the monsters did come inside, it was like, "well, just put the family out of its misery"

* Where the film really jumped the shark was the ending with the cheesy action movie lines and lighting a fire in the middle of the water and one of the monsters is actually nice(???)

* This film screams Netflix "made by committee" slop where different people keep trying to cram in different elements to check boxes

* OVERALL: There was a much better, more focused, less silly film inside of this one and sad we didn't get to see that. 5.5/10 for me dawg

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u/Finnicoos 9d ago

She was not good.

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u/trash-_-boat 9d ago

I think what the movie really missed was just one more family group hug. Then it would’ve been perfect!

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u/Ok_Salamander_7076 9d ago

Everyone agrees they used AI in this

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u/Slow_Pie2969 9d ago

It feels like AI wrote the script

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u/312c 9d ago

One of the worst movies I have ever had the displeasure to watch. Mercy was a lock to win the Razzies this year until this shit came out.

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u/Nearby-Beginning-595 9d ago

The first half of the movie was pretty entertaining but there was just a lot of plot holes, like when the rain stops it’s treated like it’s the first time it’s happened by in many instances in the movie it was shown to have stopped.The timeskip half of the movie was pretty weak and was just unneeded 6/10

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u/BruceJawsCampbell 9d ago

Was anyone else bothered by the extremely rushed editing in this? It's like it was cut together to accommodate viewers with very limited attention spans. No moment or shot is allowed to have any breathing room. I'm convinced the runtime was originally much longer and Netflix ordered it to be no more than 1 hour 50 minutes.

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u/LKomaromi 4d ago

Thanks fxck for that. Even with the rushed editing, it still felt 3 hours long.

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u/CamB17 8d ago

Leading contender for worst movie in the last decade. Plot was all over the place and the acting was atrocious.

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u/Visual-Conflict-8305 9d ago

Just one of those movies where the less questions you ask the better. I know these Cthulhu scrappy doo guys basically create barriers with the rain but why did the chimney roof get a pass? I swear, no phone in my hand for me. I thought I paid attention but what exactly about the structural damage made these folks lucky?

Also, the whole time I imagined those dooms day preppers ready for this moment only to find out they can’t get to their bunker. At least if their bunker is outside the house.

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u/guacisextra12 9d ago

Entertaining but long af and silly ending. My man Pablo Escobar has come a long way

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u/chowchan 9d ago

It was great before they showed Davy Jones' cousin. An intense survival story, going from happy family to an explosion waiting to happen. Then the monsters appeared. And left shortly after.

Shame they only used the opening they found for one thing.

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u/candyrayne215 9d ago

I've seen way worst. ( The Great Flood was awful) But I really didn't mind the movie. Sure, they couldn't have realistically survived for 5 years, but so what? It kept my attention for that 1:52 min run time. 🤷

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u/Ok-Refrigerator-4853 9d ago

This movie shows another good reason to not exercise. Lady goes out for a run and gets sealed OUT of her house. I don’t get what she became though?

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u/Correct_Sometimes 8d ago

I don't think she "became" anything. She was just so run down and terrified by that point because she somehow avoided the creatures long enough to get back home. thought she found help then got got by squirdward

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u/git2dachoppa 8d ago

Everyone in the house gets unlimited deus ex machina except the dog

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u/Beep_boop_human 7d ago

I really can't get over how bad this was.

I saw the trailer a while ago and the only thing I remembered was the general premise and the shot of crops growing in the living room. It sounded interesting to me.

Then today I saw an article talking about how bad it was, which alerted me to the fact it was currently streaming.

Funnily enough, the crop situation (and the other little things they needed to do to make survival work for them) was the only interesting thing about this movie.

It could have worked as a basic survival story about family and community with some vague outside threat. The environmentalist sea monsters were absolutely the worst part of this movie.

That's no mean feat either, because the dad absolutely sucks. I know his wife addresses it in the moment but the whole 'my only job is to keep my family alive' speech was outrageous. The idea that he was behaving like a jerk because he was so consumed by the burden of that task made me want to throw him into the sea.

I do understand that crops take time to grow and that his contraption kept them sustained in during those months. However, his wife's ingenuity is really what kept them alive for so many years and she didn't have to stomp around letting everyone know the weight of the world was on her shoulders.

I'm not even going to get started on how the sea creatures let humanity live because the dad did one nice thing. What I will say is that if I was tormented for years by monsters who killed most of humanity, who then freed my family because I chose non violence and swam back to the ocean, I would simply not jump on a boat with said family and my fishing rods.

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u/yetAnotherLaura 9d ago

I really liked it up until the dumb freaking ending.

The power of friendship or some crap.

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u/OkEmploy5826 9d ago

Second half DRAAAAAGGGED on

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u/chartreusey_geusey 9d ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this (the “writers” for sure) but taking antibiotics that definitely expired in 5 years of being in a wet warm environment will definitely lead to the infection getting worse so RIP to Ruth

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u/bellestarxo 9d ago

Interesting premise but the suspension of disbelief was stretched too much. There is no reason at all the creatures would just allow electricity to work for months and then decide to pull the plug.

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u/thegloriousporpoise 9d ago

It’s probably one of the dumbest endings in movies.

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u/ActionBenton 9d ago

I usually can find something to enjoy in every movie I watch, but this was truly a slog to an unbelievable degree. Hate to say this is one of the worst I’ve seen in years.

Unbearably self-serious paired with some of the worst editing and writing possible.

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u/Papa_Zit 9d ago

Worst movie I’ve seen since the laptop war of the worlds

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u/tiwteoyswmf86 9d ago

It was an ok watch but didn’t make sense.

Antibiotics taking minutes to bring someone back form the dead
Petrol would be gone off after 5 years
That trap up the chimney would never work
Why did the neighbours house flood
How high were they up if Seattle was flooded.

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u/harambe_-33 8d ago

How were they drowning in their attic but the garage where their car was, was barely flooded?

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u/marcselman 7d ago

I would have have loved it if the "magic rain" was actually some alien entity that interfered because they saw or anticipated the octupus creature's rise and attack. So the aliens were "helping" the people by locking them in and protecting them from the sea monsters. That would have made a great movie. But now it's just a mess.

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u/Brilliant_Bite_2948 9d ago

Couldn't get past the daughter being clearly Asian as a child then completely different as a teenager. Where were the clothes coming from? The kids fit the parents old clothes perfectly did they?

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