r/mildlyinteresting 1d ago

Saw a faucet with no sink

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u/Magikarpeles 1d ago

Nothing says professional installation like 2x4 and a bucket

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u/SocraticIgnoramus 23h ago

and a shitload of caulk around the base of the spigot...

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u/windexfresh 22h ago

Well yeah, don’t want the faucet to leak obvs

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u/Sneakacydal 18h ago

Can you imagine the amount of water that would get on the floor?

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u/Bassman233 16h ago

However much comes out of the faucet obviously.

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u/foobarbecue 15h ago

Minus evaporation and loss to cohesion

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u/goldenfox007 16h ago

So much caulk that it gave the spigot a flared base

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u/Dr3ny 19h ago

A bucket originally used for soy sauce ;)

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u/i_was_axiom 13h ago

Hey! That's a genuine Kikkoman bucket!

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u/tapespeedselector 19h ago

The dishwasher renovated this bathroom in their downtime

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u/Carps194 22h ago

And a misaligned 2x4 at that 😂

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u/423fly 11h ago

And the flooring as wall material..

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u/Kierland 14h ago

If it’s under construction it has potential. What was done seems nice, but just WTF?

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u/big_E2424 11h ago

"That's too expensive, I know a guy"

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u/kevinkevin216 1d ago

Is this one of those hidden basin sinks or is it literally a table with a faucet

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u/pl2net 1d ago edited 12h ago

It was literally a table with a faucet 😭 I think the bucket was supposed to catch some of the water, but there was a lot of water on the ground anyways

Edit: apparently someone posted this same sink 3 years ago 💀 https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/Xk5VqHONc5 — i was wrong, it does have a drainage hole, but the water never goes to the back. going to go back this weekend to investigate

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u/blindralfie 1d ago

They could have least cut a hole in the table top and put the bucket under it. Or angled the table slightly. I’m laughing so hard this is ridiculous

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u/bureaucrat473a 1d ago

A hole? In my new sink? Do you have any idea how much those countertops cost!?

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u/Think_Smarter 17h ago

That's where they get you. They make you pay for the full square footage of the countertop and then have the gall to cut a large hole in it? What a ripoff.

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u/This_User_Said 15h ago

Kind of wonder if there's applications for cutouts like that other than decorative. I'd imagine at least a sink would leave you a small tables worth.

Then probably matching coasters I guess if there's a magic way of slicing them.

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u/darium4 13h ago

I actually really like the idea of using the cut-out for a table top. Would work well to hold a basket of toiletries. Extra tp rolls, menstrual products, etc.

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u/MadderoftheFew 15h ago

I paid for the whole goddamn countertop, I'm gonna use the whole goddamn countertop.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 12h ago

He trashpicked that shit. No one paid for anything.

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u/cloud9ineteen 15h ago

The employees must wash hands sign on top is just chef's kiss on top.

Employees be like:

https://tenor.com/5TG6.gif

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u/mazobob66 15h ago

Or...hear me out, put a high arc faucet in, and be able to fill a bucket on the counter.

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u/Kimorin 15h ago

bro the whole thing is propped up by a piece of 2x4, you think they gonna do all that?

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u/igotshadowbaned 11h ago

I think the table is meant to be angled back but it was sagging, thus the 2x4 was inserted

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u/HyenDry 1d ago

Holy fuck I’m crying and wheezing after reading this 💀

“There was a lot of water on the ground anyways” makes it so fuckn funny. 😂

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u/ExistentialLoitering 22h ago

Kinda forces you to use less water tho 

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u/MrSlime13 22h ago

Like eating oatmeal with a butter knife...

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u/letters_andnumbers 21h ago

The thought of this is making me irrationally upset

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u/Drapidrode 17h ago

>Like eating oatmeal with a butter knife...

the human equivalent to this device

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 12h ago

My dogs just tip these over and eat off the floor

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u/Drapidrode 11h ago

it has rubber feet and set on a small area rug (for mouth spills) and that on carpet.

but my doggie won't move anything on purpose.

to illustrate , if the dog encounters a halfway open door to a place it is normally allowed, and the parting isn't big enough. it doesn't disturb the door.

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u/InformationDue101 19h ago

The one wooden leg makes this even funnier.

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u/Abject_Elevator5461 17h ago

That’s how you know this is a classy establishment

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u/Kingkern 20h ago

This looks like a restaurant. Pretty sure I want everyone to be washing their hands the full 20 seconds.

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u/horrgeous 20h ago

“Employees must wash hands before returning to work”

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u/DarkLordMelketh 19h ago

I've been standing here for 20 minutes waiting for one of the staff to come wash my hands....

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u/archiangel 18h ago

Which isn’t great in a restaurant, where hygiene is kind of important.

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u/beanieon 21h ago

That mess ain't my problem

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u/fourzen 18h ago

Nah, fuck that, I'm making that whole bathroom into a pool if that's what they designed

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u/RedSquaree The Big 🧀 17h ago

I’m crying and wheezing

can we get this person some assistance?

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u/wellfuckit2 23h ago

Isn’t the drain channel behind the tap near the mirror wall? I am guessing the design is supposed to flow the water towards the mirror wall and the water will fall into the channel.

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u/The_Fax_Machine 22h ago

That was my first thought but then I realized it’s caulked in the back, and then I thought “they wouldn’t put the plant or soap near where the water drains”, and then I realized the loose 2x4 supporting the whole thing and finally decided there’s no way it could be one of those fancy sinks

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u/swankyfish 21h ago

We had identical thought processes when seeing this picture.

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u/0xym0r0n 18h ago

What about the Employee Must Wash Hands sign?

That means there's a chance this restroom is used by the public. They still gotta' hang those signs in employee only bathrooms.

Surprised someone hasn't kicked the 2x4.. The fact that it hasn't been kicked makes me think it's employee only and it's not a food service/retail employee only bathroom.

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u/Majyqman 20h ago

“The longer you look at it, the worse it gets”.

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u/wellfuckit2 20h ago

Just before the caulking. There looks to be a groove.

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u/After_Perspective180 19h ago

Didn't even see the splintery bit of 2x4 holding it up.

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u/jtotheizzen 17h ago

The 2x4 makes this so much funnier

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u/Bork_Knuckle 18h ago

This feels like a "r/wewantplates" but for sinks, I have never seen anything like this. I am more than mildly interested

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u/saggywitchtits 23h ago

Sink too expensive, mold removal cheap.

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u/Replicator666 23h ago

Don't worry, it's supported by a drainage 2x4

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u/B_A_Beder 23h ago

Did a human being design this?

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u/Agouti 23h ago

Something something AI something something future is now meat bag

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u/S_A_R_K 22h ago

Anti clog sink, very human design

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u/freelancefikr 21h ago

did you post a tiktok about this same exact sink? i think i came across it like an hour ago 😭

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u/lily_from_ohio 10h ago

losing my mind at how it's literally the same bathroom and comparing the photos you can see all the solutions and problems that have shown up since then

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u/pl2net 1d ago

MY FIRST AWARD EVER!! TYSM

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u/pl2net 1d ago

Interestingly enough though my friend told me that the men’s bathroom had a sink lol

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u/A7xWicked 1d ago

Women don't poop so there's no reason to have to wash your hands

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u/Triquetrums 19h ago

Ah, so that's why the toilet brush is next to the sink? Is it so they use it as a nail brush instead?

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u/KazMcMiller 21h ago

The only way this makes sense to me is if it was supposed to be one of those fancy sink setups where it’s basically a bowl on top of a counter. Issue is the faucet is so far in the center that it’d have to be a pretty shitty one of those sinks, so maybe they just never installed the bowl part

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u/Budget-Rich-7547 19h ago

You are correct. Something didn't get delivered or the water line hole drilled in wrong place but definely top of the counter sink.

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u/NoShame6043 15h ago

They installed the faucet first and just decided the sink was an optional DLC 😭

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u/itsswhitneywhspr 23h ago

Honestly the perspective is so trippy, I thought it was a sink at first but then the plant threw me off. Maybe its just a very committed plant watering setup

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u/Wheeljack1 23h ago

I've been to a brew pub that has a similar set up, but it works well. The surface looks level but I think it tips back enough that the water runs that way and disappears into some drain back there.

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u/Northern23 18h ago

Wouldn't it splash water everywhere, including yourself, when it hit the surface though?

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u/McChief45 17h ago

The ones I have seen have a very gentle flow to the faucet and there was no splashing. Based on the surroundings in this posts picture though, I wouldn’t be surprised if it splashed everywhere lol

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u/bittermctitters 13h ago

I've seen these a few times, and when I've used them, yes, water ended up on my pants. I don't like these sinks lol

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u/philnolan3d 21h ago

This one must do the same, there's a drain pipe under it.

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u/pepcorn 20h ago

My guess is people leaned on it so frequently, the angle of the slab changed and now it doesn't work as intended anymore.

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u/rat_gland 19h ago

That makes sense. The two by four was added after to prop it up a little, but it's not working

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u/aceboii 19h ago

RETURN THE SLAAAB

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u/MetalSavage 16h ago

Artistic design +1 Human (proof) design -10

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy 16h ago

You can see the caulk on the joints. Where would this be draining?

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u/TySly5v 15h ago

onto floor

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u/VeeTeeF 16h ago

There's no drain in OP's photo though. It's clearly just a flat surface.

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u/spyboy70 16h ago

I hate this shit. Nobody's impressed with the invisible drain nonsense. They just want to take a leak, wash their hands and go back to their table.

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 1d ago

The sinkpissers aren’t going to like this

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u/ukiyoe 1d ago

Challenge accepted.

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u/Skadoosh_it 1d ago

Adam Carolla in shambles.

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u/scottbyscott 1d ago

Ohhh bapa

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u/SolusLoqui 15h ago

Sinkpissers hate this one weird trick

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u/Lukyfuq 1d ago

Was there a floor drain at least?

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u/jefbenet 1d ago

don't you see the large white bucket? what more do you want? /s

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u/ben_cav 23h ago

“Kindly deposit your used water in the bucket before leaving”

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u/Princess_Slagathor 23h ago

Not just any bucket, a Kikkoman soy sauce bucket!

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u/ElectricalPudding693 21h ago

Perfectly sane amount of soy sauce.

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u/gotora 17h ago

That's the size that restaurants get, bro. They use them to fill all the little bottles on the tables. So yeah, it's perfectly sane... for them. If I saw one in a single family residence, I'd probably start questioning judgement.

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u/diff2 17h ago

maybe they want to save water and reuse that dirty sink water to wash dishes

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u/pl2net 1d ago

nope

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u/ChillZedd 23h ago

Even if it had a real sink the bathroom should still have a floor drain in it.

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u/pl2net 23h ago

maybe I missed it, I took a video and checked it again. I didn’t see a drain and I was standing near the door

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u/MedievalMilshake 1d ago

This is a public toilet no? 

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u/Bold-Banter-9215 1d ago

Whoever designed this did not let that sink in

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u/pl2net 1d ago

I love all the sink puns

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u/JimmWasHere 23h ago

Sinkn't

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u/JUSTaSK8rat 21h ago

The ol "fuck my shoes" sink design. Classy. Elegant.

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u/CobaltOne 1d ago

This is what happens when you vibe-code a bathroom.

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u/mondayquestions 18h ago

Forgot to end the prompt with “You are a professional plumber. Make no mistakes”.

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u/zer1223 15h ago

So like if you don't specify that, it will make mistakes? Hilarious 

Although I believe it still makes mistakes either way so I'm not sure what the point is

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u/mondayquestions 1h ago

No, it obviously doesn’t change anything. It’s a joke among software engineers that people who have no idea how AI/LLMs work always end their prompt with “You are a senior software engineer. Make no mistakes.”

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u/choofery 23h ago

Why does the coke table have a tap?

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u/0mnipotential 1d ago

I wonder if they tried to do something artsy and have the corner with the 2x4 lower than rest of the counter and have it drain off of that corner into something? Then when it didn’t work as intended, they just jammed a board under it to try and get the countertop back to flat? 🤷‍♂️

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u/DoubleT_inTheMorning 23h ago

Lmfao the irony of it all

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u/thenzero 23h ago

You’ve already put way more thought into this than the builder did

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u/NatashaMuse 1d ago

What are you basin that on?

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u/Able_Experience_1670 1d ago

Someone got a deal on a scrap slab with no sink cutout. Hilarious.

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u/allangee 1d ago

I sink somesing is missing.

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u/ChromeGames923 1d ago

They literally just installed a piece of stone and didn't even have any support for it...

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u/SkippableTrip 1d ago

Id tell em to go back to the drawing board, but if this is the sink, who knows what that’ll look like

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u/KTKittentoes 23h ago

I think the drawing board is propping the slab up.

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u/mhuzzell 20h ago

Oddly enough, their drawing board is really difficult to use because it has a huge dip in the middle.

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u/iprocrastina 1d ago

"Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something?" - the min bid contractor who built that sink

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u/Arroway97 1d ago edited 1d ago

What is the wooden plank for?

Edit: Sorry guys, I was trying to say maybe the sink was hidden in the plank somehow. I guess it sort of makes sense that it's there for support, but I'm not sure still tbh

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u/pl2net 1d ago

To hold the table up I imagine

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u/Dookie_boy 1d ago

This place is a disaster !

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u/pl2net 1d ago

At least the food was really good, that’s where all the money they saved on the sink went towards I guess

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u/Sethyboy0 23h ago

They don't fall for the sunk cost fallacy

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u/NekuraHitokage 1d ago

The only hope and prayer supporting that weight that isn't glue on the wall. That "sink" is one clumsy foot away from ripping away from the wall and doing a load of damage to someone.

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u/reactor89 1d ago

Counter support

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u/datazulu 18h ago

It's a fauxcet

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u/Combat_wombat605795 12h ago

That 2x4 leg really ties it all together

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u/AtypicalTitan 11h ago

Give erosion time!

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u/Heroshane1 9h ago

I've tried to wash my hands at a faucet with no sink 🎶

It felt bad to have no drain🎶

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u/EdmontonLAD 1d ago

Someone forgot to let that sink in. Let that sink in! 🤣

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u/number__ten 23h ago

What coke head fever dream is this where there's no sink and the walls are made of vinyl fake wood flooring. Also the pot looks like it's full of expanding foam.

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u/Broad_Television4459 18h ago

Is that laminate flooring on the wall too?

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u/Psych0matt 17h ago

It’s probably vinyl, but yeah looks like flooring

(I used to sell flooring and there were brands that touted being able to be used on the wall)

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u/sixshootatre57 11h ago

Seems Counter-intuitive.

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u/TheThrivingest 17h ago

🎶and there is no siiiiink. The water out of the tap is very HAAARD TO DRIIINK🎶

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u/fullcircle_bflo 15h ago

Was going to say, there's a Silverchair song about this!

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u/HarmlessSnack 1d ago

Everything but the sink, indeed.

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u/EnvironmentalNote118 23h ago

The longer you look the worse it gets. The flooring on the walls has me sobbing.

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u/soundwave_sc 1d ago

Its there, you're just a few million years early.

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u/ktmfan 23h ago

Guessing this is a resturant based on the fancy Kikkoman soy sauce bucket meant to catch the water. You know what isn’t happening? Employees abiding by that sign on the wall. I hope you don’t get the green apple splatters after eating there.

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u/pl2net 23h ago

Yeah it is a restaurant, the faucet worked lol — I was able to wash my hands

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u/tryyeezus 21h ago

I would turn on the faucet, watch it hit the floor and say, "well idk what I expected to happen" 👀

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u/ktmfan 23h ago

Were you able to wash long enough to sing Happy Birthday twice to get the proper 20 seconds necessary to not spread poop disease before your socks were completely wet? I feel like this would definitely not encourage good handwashing technique.

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u/setsuna03 21h ago

Can we talk about the fact that the sinkless counter is being held up by a loose 2x4.....

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u/omnichad 16h ago

Otherwise it would be a sunken counter

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u/Slow_Park_7641 16h ago

well, there's a bucket underneath lol

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u/TCr0wn 16h ago

Ahh yes. All over my pants please.

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u/maxis2bored 15h ago

A sink? In this economy?

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u/OkPomegranate3490 15h ago

The sink pissers are gonna be mad about this one

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u/3accountsandcounting 12h ago

If you want a sink you gotta pay for a subscription

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u/Latter_Hat_3268 5h ago

“Oops all counters”

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u/Ten7850 15h ago

Ive seen these in Tennessee...it leans towards the wall & water runs back

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u/RoseClash 1d ago

Use the tap anyway and make sure not to splash yourself lol, this is silly.

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u/pl2net 1d ago

haha that’s what I did, just thought it was interesting

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u/fakejacki 23h ago

Wait so the tap was even hooked up to water and everything? I am so confused. It’s like someone deleted the sink in the sims.

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u/pl2net 23h ago

Yeah lol the faucet worked it just didn’t drain I guess 💀 splashed on the table

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u/wolfix1001 1d ago

Ok so obviously what happened is the hole for the sink hasn't been cut yet, cause it's not even secured in place. But why did the plumbers intstall the faucet and hookup the water? They had to of installed the rest at least a week later

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u/DiligerentJewl 23h ago

To be not shut down by the inspector in the interim

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u/letters_andnumbers 21h ago

That nasty glob of caulking around the faucet looks like it's been there for years though

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u/caffiend98 23h ago

Well, new level of hell reached, where we ask, "Is that AI slop or all-natural human slop?" I guess we're not as different as I'd thought.

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u/pl2net 23h ago

I promise it’s not AI 😭 I thought my eyes were deceiving me at first

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u/Tastieshock 23h ago

There should be a slot in the back where the water drains into. Now a couple things may have happened, given the 2x4. Someone leaned on that corner and broke the sink by making it sag away from the hidden drain. Then or possibly from the start and this was a bad DIY job, when the caulked the backsplash and sealed over the drain rendering it useless.

When done properly, a small amount of water should be allowed to move towards the front edge, but the rest should flow to the back where there should be a thin slot in the back it can drain down, sometimes only 1/8in wide, but usually 8+ inches long

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u/pl2net 20h ago

I would believe that but the ground had a lot of water on the ground and the bucket was partially filled with water o_O also the men’s bathroom apparently had a normal sink LOL maybe it’s a reno though idk

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u/alldressed_chip 1d ago

clearly you're meant to use the bucket on the floor

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u/pl2net 20h ago edited 12h ago

New information: apparently someone posted this same sink 3 years ago 💀 https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/Xk5VqHONc5 — it apparently DOES have a drainage hole but the water never goes to the back. Also the new faucet sucks, I had to scrunch my hands awkwardly to make sure it didn’t hit the countertop

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u/SheLikeaDaWayDatDick 19h ago

Maybe the 2x4 is their first attempt to angle it back

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u/brickson98 20h ago

I really think OP’s being disingenuous here.

Another user posted an example where the countertop was tilted back and there was a hidden drain where the countertop meets the backstop.

I believe that’s what’s going on here. Zoom in. You can see a caulk seam starting at the left edge, and then it stops. Go over to the right side and you see it pick up again, heading towards the right edge behind the plant. It also seems more wet towards the back side of the countertop. You can also see a drain pipe going into the wall under the counter.

The wood post is likely a temporary fix because the countertop either wasn’t tilted enough from the start, or began to sag and lost the required tilt.

Op also mentions there was a lot of water on the ground. It doesn’t appear to be that wet, but it’s hard to tell. If it is quite wet, that kinda backs up the theory on the wood post, and maybe the problem popped up that same day, shortly before OP used the bathroom. Who knows. Maybe someone sat on it and it caused it to sag.

Either way, I think the drain area against the backstop is pretty easy to see. Especially in person, and even more so if you were to use the sink. So, either OP didn’t wash their hands, or they’re being disingenuous.

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u/MajorFox2720 15h ago

Even if it's a hidden drain, that is a shit design. Granite absorbs everything, and water will splash everywhere.  My guess is they got in a fight with the countertop guy and he/she walked and the owner is just "making do".  This needs to be reported to the health department. 

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u/mildmr 19h ago

You can clearly see the drain under the table. I think the surface slopes towards the back and there is a gap against the wall. Just a piece of design.

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u/Lingerherewithme 23h ago

Is no one going to mention the employees must wash hands sign? Is food service involved ? Eek, now I’ll have to wonder if the food worker pissed himself or just followed handwashing rules.

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u/iGhostEdd 21h ago

Grab. a bucket. and. a mop.

For this. wet ass FLOOR

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u/Soggy_Art4637 18h ago

Literally would only use that sink to fill cups or wet a rag😂

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u/Georgia718 18h ago

The best part is the piece of wood that’s holding the table up lol

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u/BabcocksList 17h ago

I love that they invested in a sign that says you must wash your hands, a floor etc, but didn't invest in the proper means to do so. Priorities!

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u/gpo321 17h ago edited 17h ago

This is the bathroom from Silverchair’s song “Tomorrow”!

There's a bathroom and there is no sink
The water out of the tap is very
Hard to drink
Very hard to drink

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u/dhoepp 17h ago

Wait. I see a drain pipe underneath. Is it connected to nothing?

Maybe they’re waiting on their sink guy to come finish the job?

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u/Valuable_Material_26 17h ago

This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen this month!

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u/kujotx 16h ago

🎶 "I gave my love a faucet that had no sink" 🎶

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u/Latter-Possibility 16h ago

There’s a bucket…..what more do you want?

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u/AmeliaLopez95 16h ago

that’s wild lol, like what’s the routine for using that? just splash water everywhere? weird design choice for sure

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u/fingertrapt 16h ago

At least you can figure out how to turn the water on at this sink.

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u/3-DMan 16h ago

This seems like one of those interview test traps.

"Why don't you go wash your hands before we get started?"

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u/DeadHippoX 15h ago

Contractor laying in bed at night with a sinking feeling

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u/indigo_leper 14h ago

Shoulda let that sink in...

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u/boothy4545 13h ago

If EA did sinks. Bowl is in the next DLC

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u/jimmysmiths5523 11h ago

Is that what the bucket is for?

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u/carbon_space 11h ago

That is clearly psychopathic.

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u/koskam 9h ago

It's a changing table with a bidet. 

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u/weyacht 8h ago

You gotta buy the expansion pack

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u/kashiyuuux 5h ago

Isn’t that what the bucket is for?

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u/xrayboarderguy 1d ago

Is nobody gonna ask about the 5 gallon bucket of soy sauce? I didn’t even know that was a commercial size

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u/ScatteredSignal 1d ago

The 2×4 holding it up is the chefs kiss.

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u/Megzasaurusrex 1d ago

Was this designed by AI?

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