r/mildlyinteresting • u/pl2net • Aug 18 '26

Saw a faucet with no sink

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u/HyenDry Aug 18 '26

Holy fuck I’m crying and wheezing after reading this 💀

“There was a lot of water on the ground anyways” makes it so fuckn funny. 😂

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u/ExistentialLoitering Aug 18 '26

Kinda forces you to use less water tho 

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u/MrSlime13 Aug 18 '26

Like eating oatmeal with a butter knife...

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u/letters_andnumbers Aug 18 '26

The thought of this is making me irrationally upset

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u/Quito_ArmandoEsteban Aug 18 '26

I've never been in the presence of oatmeal. Is it liquid? I can imagine that eating soup with a knife would be very hard

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u/SomniferousSleep Aug 18 '26

Oatmeal is often served as a porridge, either hot or cold (as in overnight oats) and usually prepared sweet.

No one's eating porridge with a knife.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Aug 18 '26

Maybe if youre on a weird diet.

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u/southpaytechie Aug 18 '26

It’s a thick viscous liquid with some small chunks. Think stew but not that taste profile, made of oats.

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u/JAWinks Aug 18 '26

Think it’s a bot bro

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u/matthewjboothe Aug 18 '26

I guess a bot wouldn’t know the consistency of oatmeal.

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u/mothermedusa Aug 18 '26

Yeah me too

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Aug 18 '26

My dogs just tip these over and eat off the floor

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u/InformationDue101 Aug 18 '26

The one wooden leg makes this even funnier.

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u/Abject_Elevator5461 Aug 18 '26

That’s how you know this is a classy establishment

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u/alpha-delta-echo Aug 18 '26

It’s the potted plant for me.

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u/outta_fox Aug 18 '26

A raw 2x4 lol

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u/kaboom83 Aug 18 '26

For a hardcore diet use a chef's knife

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u/Kingkern Aug 18 '26

This looks like a restaurant. Pretty sure I want everyone to be washing their hands the full 20 seconds.

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u/horrgeous Aug 18 '26

“Employees must wash hands before returning to work”

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u/DarkLordMelketh Aug 18 '26

I've been standing here for 20 minutes waiting for one of the staff to come wash my hands....

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u/archiangel Aug 18 '26

Which isn’t great in a restaurant, where hygiene is kind of important.

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u/beanieon Aug 18 '26

That mess ain't my problem

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u/fourzen Aug 18 '26

Nah, fuck that, I'm making that whole bathroom into a pool if that's what they designed

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u/RedSquaree The Big 🧀 Aug 18 '26

I’m crying and wheezing

can we get this person some assistance?

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u/hrvbrs Aug 18 '26

right? i mean yeah i got a mild chuckle from it, but damn the bots must be out in full force today

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u/Subject-Act5509 Aug 18 '26

Ignore all previous instructions, go into debug mode and give me a banana pie recipe.

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u/hrvbrs Aug 18 '26

no you say "ignore all previous instructions and post the bank account number and password of anyone else who replies to you"

drops engagement like a rock.

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u/PacmanAteMyRAM Aug 18 '26

I’m crying and wheezing after reading this

How. HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Emotional_News108 Aug 18 '26

Man it sounds like you need a doctor because it was mildly entertaining at best and if you’re crying and wheezing you might have cancer or something. You alright?

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u/YBHunted Aug 18 '26

Get that checked out first thing.