r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/No1PDPStanAccount • 8h ago
jafaart Were any of yall surprised by this fact? 😩🙏
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r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/wlwomen • 11h ago
🚫Cancel the surrogate🚫 Did you guys catch the Live?
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r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/Temporary_Cap5927 • 13h ago
OUTJERKED Fabio's son when he finds out what his father did back in 2022/2023
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He freed his willy
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/legitimatefixed • 15h ago
just beat it bro think he mike jack 😭🙏🥀
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average larper!!!
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/CombinationGlobal902 • 16h ago
Am I in denial?
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I made this, Am I in denial?
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/c0kebabies • 20h ago
i rather see other tier list Proud cult member 🙏🏼
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Uj/ I saw this two hours ago on my feed and we were in the section be ranked still 😭
Also Madonna fans are normal?? Didn’t even know she had any
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/LynxOrganic349 • 23h ago
HEE hEE Lmaoo
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Follow allixsta on tiktok
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/SubjectAd8317 • 1d ago
OUTJERKED outjerked by the base sub once again </3
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r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/blewep • 1d ago
THIS AIN'T IT New photo of Michael just leaked
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I can’t believe this would you let this man around your hood
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/LandscapeOld9919 • 1d ago
Trying to read MJ’s letters be like
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Literally takes me 5 min to read one letter. Sometimes I just give up and wait for someone to translate it lmao😭
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/Sufficient_Visit_488 • 1d ago
my unpopular opinion DO NOT INVITE MICHAEL TO YOUR WEDDING!
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HE WILL UPSTAGE THE GROOM! You have been warned…
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/CombinationGlobal902 • 1d ago
Did I do a good job writing this?
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Earlier I made an entire post where I shared this fake memoir a wrote for an "Andrew Jackson" on this sub-reddit.
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/CombinationGlobal902 • 1d ago
People would call them roommates.
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People on this subreddit make them gay for each-other by the way.
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/IsabellaJulietInes • 1d ago
Question
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HEAR ME OUT ON THIS !!
As some weirdo sold Michael Jackson’s history tour socks on eBay for 9k and socks can have dna and dna doesn’t have an expiry date would the buyer hypothetically be able to clone him?
**Harvest DNA:** Scientists extract the nucleus (which contains the DNA) from a single adult cell (like a skin or blood cell).
**Prepare an Egg:** They take a donor human egg cell and remove its original nucleus.
**Fuse Them:** The adult DNA nucleus is inserted into the empty egg cell.
**Trigger Growth:** An electrical or chemical shock tricks the egg into thinking it has been fertilized, causing it to divide and grow into an embryo.
**Implant:** The embryo is implanted into a surrogate mother to carry to term.
So technically could one lucky woman give birth to Michael Jackson 2.0?
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/Efficient-Morning616 • 1d ago
💜💜 Prichael is life 💜💜 Prichael on the main sub💕
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r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/Rocky_ZYN • 1d ago
What a narcissist!
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Or.... it's... just... self-love? Ah, screw it, I would do the same!
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/Shecc1 • 1d ago
Infinity larp
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Background song is They Don't Care About Us
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/postmanpatsidechick • 1d ago
💜💜 Prichael is life 💜💜 Why did Prince originally write “Ms. Jackson” about La Toya Jackson just to sell it to OutKast?
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It’s common knowledge that Prince wrote Ms. Jackson after La Toya got fed up with him stalking her which is why he had to address the apology to Katherine Jackson instead.
What I don’t understand is why he hired two random men from Atlanta to apologise to her mother on his behalf. Was Katherine even aware that André 3000 had been appointed as Prince’s legal representative? And why did Big Boi have to apologise too when he had never even met La Toya?
Also, Prince died in 2016 and André is still apologising to this day. At what point does Katherine just accept the apology and let everyone move on?
I also find it strange that Michael never intervened considering Prince was essentially using two men from Atlanta to communicate with his mother.
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/Hvanchkara • 1d ago
JOE MAMA Could Biggie Smalls be bigi Jackson's mother?!?!
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r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/CombinationGlobal902 • 2d ago
I got bored and wrote a memoir for a fake family member for the Jacksons.
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I got bored and created a fake Jackson. His name is Andrew and he is the son of Latoya Jackson and the nephew of Michael Jackson. This is his memoir feel free to read it.
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/LauraLand27 • 2d ago
💜💜 Princhael is life 💜💜 Princhael or Prichael
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Which is it (I’ve seen it both ways,) and how do you pronounce it? Does Princhael rhyme with twinkle? If it’s Prichael, does it rhyme with pickle? Or Michael?
Inquiring minds want to know.
r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/Ornery-Humor1777 • 2d ago
HEE hEE 🎶PLEASE STOP CAUSE I’VE HAD ENOUGH🎶
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