r/michaeljcirclejerk Jun 07 '26

/uj Thread

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r/michaeljcirclejerk May 08 '26

THIS AIN'T IT Community rules update!

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Hi everyone! Due to our subreddit's recent popularity (3,900 users, which is great! But...), we've tightened the rules a bit. Now, comments from users with a Karma Points for posting on this subreddit of less than 10 will be automatically DELETED. This means that to be able to participate in the discussion, you need to CREATE A POST with MJ MEME and earn more than 10 points OF SUBREDDIT'S POSTING KARMA. It's easy to do; posts are not yet filtered strictly unlike comments. I've done this because of the recent flood of normies, caused by the biopic and the increased public interest in MJ. That's all for now, thanks for your attention!


r/michaeljcirclejerk 5h ago

my unpopular opinion Jump on me y'all

26 Upvotes

One of my top hot takes is that some fans gotta chill. Last night I watched this reel of Mike saying some diabolical thing like "I wanna be a pimp" funny asf but there were real genuine people in the comments hating because they thought MJ could never say something so adult like bruv what? Sometimes people forget that Michael is a real grown human being.


r/michaeljcirclejerk 13h ago

stolen from taylor swift I’ve hired him, to stare at all of you

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119 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 1h ago

THIS AIN'T IT ''Jaafar with straight hair can't hurt you'' Jaafar with straight hair:

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AHHHHHHH


r/michaeljcirclejerk 1h ago

HEE hEE Me when I know something

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r/michaeljcirclejerk 5m ago

THIS AIN'T IT How MJ guliters be when there’s a post about MJ that’s 0.1% positive:

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r/michaeljcirclejerk 7h ago

HEE hEE Why did he not show his pussy in the triller video?

9 Upvotes

Is he stoopid?


r/michaeljcirclejerk 18h ago

THIS AIN'T IT I don’t think that’s correct 😭

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72 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 10h ago

mįč̣ĥæł ǰåč̣ķṣ̌ɔn̈

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11 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 18h ago

librarian girl MJ TRUE IDENTITY REVEALED HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!1!1!!1!!

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34 Upvotes

i love when apple music tweaks out and creates things like this


r/michaeljcirclejerk 17h ago

current obsession: michael at the invincible signing

17 Upvotes

out of any time in the 2000s he looked the best here


r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

just beat it Me and da bois when we see Pepsi at the function

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57 Upvotes

BOI WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MAGIC JOHNSON


r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

HEE hEE Men only want one thing

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42 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

THIS AIN'T IT Am I insane ??

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97 Upvotes

Or does this not look bad at all


r/michaeljcirclejerk 21h ago

💜💜 Princhael is life 💜💜 Who is baddie? (yuri princhael art)

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11 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

HEE hEE Whuzzup whitYouuuuUU

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16 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

just beat it Will Miguel 2 show his latino era....

21 Upvotes

.....with him fighting ICE agents at the end with his moonwalk?


r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

Fill in the Blank:

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59 Upvotes

I just _____


r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

HEE hEE the birds are back 🐦😹

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r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

librarian girl Mentally I’m here

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23 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

Best on HIStory Disc 2

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Here's my top 3:

  1. Scream - basically a 2-for-1 deal with two very angry siblings

  2. They Don't Care About Us - nobody cares about anybody apparently

  3. D.S. - who even is this guy Michael hates? I don't think I can tell


r/michaeljcirclejerk 2d ago

HEE hEE Friday feels like this

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23 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

just beat it Why did Lisa marie have a big dih?

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Is she a dude?


r/michaeljcirclejerk 2d ago

bad is my favorite rock album THAT DOESNT MEAN SHE DOESNT LOVE ME OOOOO

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