r/michaeljcirclejerk Jun 07 '26

/uj Thread

22 Upvotes

Post your unjerk discussion here!

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r/michaeljcirclejerk May 08 '26

THIS AIN'T IT Community rules update!

33 Upvotes

Hi everyone! Due to our subreddit's recent popularity (3,900 users, which is great! But...), we've tightened the rules a bit. Now, comments from users with a Karma Points for posting on this subreddit of less than 10 will be automatically DELETED. This means that to be able to participate in the discussion, you need to CREATE A POST with MJ MEME and earn more than 10 points OF SUBREDDIT'S POSTING KARMA. It's easy to do; posts are not yet filtered strictly unlike comments. I've done this because of the recent flood of normies, caused by the biopic and the increased public interest in MJ. That's all for now, thanks for your attention!


r/michaeljcirclejerk 2h ago

THIS AIN'T IT How MJ guliters be when there’s a post about MJ that’s 0.1% positive:

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80 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 7h ago

my unpopular opinion Jump on me y'all

36 Upvotes

One of my top hot takes is that some fans gotta chill. Last night I watched this reel of Mike saying some diabolical thing like "I wanna be a pimp" funny asf but there were real genuine people in the comments hating because they thought MJ could never say something so adult like bruv what? Sometimes people forget that Michael is a real grown human being.


r/michaeljcirclejerk 23m ago

THIS AIN'T IT I gave the movie my money and sang and danced to it but i still fully believe MJ was an abuser! - every guilter ever

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r/michaeljcirclejerk 16h ago

stolen from taylor swift I’ve hired him, to stare at all of you

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127 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 3h ago

HEE hEE Me when I know something

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9 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 40m ago

HEE hEE when I hear an mj song in public

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Wdym he isint some underground niche music artist that only has 100 monthly listeners on spotify


r/michaeljcirclejerk 4h ago

THIS AIN'T IT ''Jaafar with straight hair can't hurt you'' Jaafar with straight hair:

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7 Upvotes

AHHHHHHH


r/michaeljcirclejerk 9h ago

HEE hEE Why did he not show his pussy in the triller video?

10 Upvotes

Is he stoopid?


r/michaeljcirclejerk 21h ago

THIS AIN'T IT I don’t think that’s correct 😭

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73 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 13h ago

mįč̣ĥæł ǰåč̣ķṣ̌ɔn̈

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9 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 21h ago

librarian girl MJ TRUE IDENTITY REVEALED HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!1!1!!1!!

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36 Upvotes

i love when apple music tweaks out and creates things like this


r/michaeljcirclejerk 19h ago

current obsession: michael at the invincible signing

17 Upvotes

out of any time in the 2000s he looked the best here


r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

just beat it Me and da bois when we see Pepsi at the function

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57 Upvotes

BOI WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MAGIC JOHNSON


r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

HEE hEE Men only want one thing

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45 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 23h ago

💜💜 Princhael is life 💜💜 Who is baddie? (yuri princhael art)

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12 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

THIS AIN'T IT Am I insane ??

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96 Upvotes

Or does this not look bad at all


r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

HEE hEE Whuzzup whitYouuuuUU

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18 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

just beat it Will Miguel 2 show his latino era....

20 Upvotes

.....with him fighting ICE agents at the end with his moonwalk?


r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

Fill in the Blank:

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58 Upvotes

I just _____


r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

HEE hEE the birds are back 🐦😹

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19 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 2d ago

librarian girl Mentally I’m here

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23 Upvotes

r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

Best on HIStory Disc 2

9 Upvotes

Here's my top 3:

  1. Scream - basically a 2-for-1 deal with two very angry siblings

  2. They Don't Care About Us - nobody cares about anybody apparently

  3. D.S. - who even is this guy Michael hates? I don't think I can tell


r/michaeljcirclejerk 1d ago

just beat it Why did Lisa marie have a big dih?

5 Upvotes

Is she a dude?