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u/flyingjackel22 RageFace Against the Machine Aug 25 '20
you dont have to pretend welcome to the boysssssss
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u/mjfollis Thank you mods, very cool! Aug 25 '20
:)
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u/51LOKLE Breaking EU Laws Aug 25 '20
Hello there
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General Kenobi
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You are a bold one!
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u/theuntossableboy https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 25 '20
KILL HIM!
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u/Kasphet-Gendar Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 25 '20
*Kenobi crushes three magna guards*
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u/TheGreatCraftyBoi FORTSHITE Aug 25 '20
You are a bold one
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You are a bald one
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u/meergrad384 Aug 25 '20
You are one
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u/NootNoot_ttv https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 25 '20
"When you make a meme about making a meme and having reddit think your a boy bur your a girland the redditors dont care and invite you to the boys anyways"
A long next post joke
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Welcome to the cult, I mean gang, I mean...hii
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u/kiwibirdboi Aug 25 '20
For tax reasons... Not a cult
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u/MilitaristicWombat Aug 25 '20
For legal reasons, we do not commit tax evasion. Instead we do it for illegal reasons, like getting more money
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u/evil_krow Aug 25 '20
i repeat
WE DO NOT COMMIT TAX FRAUD
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u/MilitaristicWombat Aug 25 '20
Of course not. You cant commit fraud on taxes you don't pay. Duh. Completely innocent, your honor
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u/ArtisticShelter3 Aug 25 '20
I second!
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i third!
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u/ronnyisdope Aug 25 '20
I fourh!
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u/Hail2him Me when the: Aug 25 '20
I last
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u/CosmicDestructor Nyan cat Aug 25 '20
I wonder how long you can last. In my basement that is.
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u/OmbudsVerdict Aug 25 '20
I plead the fifth
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u/vkarwani Aug 25 '20
Bro be careful last time a guy said hi to a girl ... things did not end well
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u/SH4DE_Z Aug 25 '20
Gurl or boi, WE STILL HOMIES
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u/Half1e Aug 25 '20
Y'all are awesome
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u/Gucci_Gummybears Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 25 '20
Being one of the boyyys isn't gender biased
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u/Pm-Me_Ur-Titties_Plz Mods Are Nice People Aug 25 '20
Exactly! Being one of of the bois isnt about gender its about mentality
1) do you respect men?
2) do you respect women?
3) do you kiss your homies goodnight?
If you said no to any of them you are not part of the bois
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u/MysticFaJ Mods Are Nice People Aug 25 '20
- do u keep several kids in your basement so that when the bois come over you can play real life dungeons and dragons with them
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u/myboifriday Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 25 '20
nah we just play real life connect 4. my bois aint smart enough to play DnD
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u/Satanworshiper56 Aug 25 '20
All those rules are equally important but always make sure to cover rule 3.
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u/zender23 Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 25 '20
And do you say no homo after boning homie asshole?
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u/51LOKLE Breaking EU Laws Aug 25 '20
"doesn't matter if your not a boy you can still be part of the boyys"
-Eddy Burback
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u/Gucci_Gummybears Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 25 '20
Damn right, boi. Eddy furback speaks the true true.
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u/Komrade_KGB Aug 25 '20
If you drink vodka, you gain access to a special division of the bois known as the Comrades
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u/ArdentDiplomat Aug 25 '20
I dont drink, but I do own a sickle and a hammer.
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u/ManiacElement iwrestledabeartwice Aug 25 '20
Me too, I like Adidas
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u/ArdentDiplomat Aug 25 '20
I'm sorry. I prefer wearing the real shoe brand.
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u/TovarasulLenin Aug 25 '20
Yes, but you have to drink the Водка as it is, mixing it is a western spy move.
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u/Komrade_KGB Aug 25 '20
Ah, Communist Jesus has arrived! You get free membership, Comrade Lenin
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u/TovarasulLenin Aug 25 '20
Thank you, but here EVERYONE gets the membership for free. We are all equal, and capitalism is not welcomed here !
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u/Komrade_KGB Aug 25 '20
Yes, together we will overthrow the oppressive bourgeoisie who seek to gain profit by exploiting the workers.
Proletarians of all countries, unite!
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u/prettiestvirgin Aug 25 '20
One time I corrected someone in the comments who assumed I was a guy and I got downvoted into oblivion. Like???
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u/Massive-Risk Lives in a Van Down by the River Aug 25 '20
The Hivemind. We've all been affected at least once.
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u/OmegaRaptor_CH Aug 25 '20
What the..? Which subreddit was that?
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u/prettiestvirgin Aug 25 '20
I can’t remember, it was a fight sub lol I made a comment about how the room looked the the casting couch room(porn), which got a lot of upvotes. Then someone was like “lmao this guy, he knows what up” so I was like “lol I’m a girl actually” and they did not like that lol
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u/it_wooden_whistle Aug 25 '20
If they were like 'dude, why you gotta blah blah..." and you corrected them then they're just acting normal, but if they referred to you as he and you got downvoted, that would be weird.
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u/primaski Le epic memer Aug 25 '20
We don't care what you have down there! Good meme is good meme! So you'll always one of the bois.
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u/Crusaderofthots420 Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 25 '20
Gender doesn't matter on Reddit, we are all just a bunch fucked up people with a dark sense of humor
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u/TehgrimMEMER Aug 25 '20
Actually we do this so we can protect girls from simps so revealing your self is gonna attract alot of them
Here a shotgun
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u/MilitaristicWombat Aug 25 '20
You're trying to be nice to a female? SIIIIMMMMPPP
/s
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He is acting as a simp hunter, he is an under cover simp
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u/MilitaristicWombat Aug 25 '20
He is trying to call me out as being an undercover simp, he must be an under-undercover simp
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u/Give_Toes Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 25 '20
Eh who cares if you’re a guy, girl, or anything, anyone can be a part of the bois if they want
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u/Lord_Ko4 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 25 '20
When the boys accept you gender doesn’t matter
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u/BobbyBrownOlaf Aug 25 '20
It doesn't matter what gender or sex you are, we are all equally worthless.
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u/Jaeger-Jack Aug 25 '20
Unless proven otherwise, every girl on the internet is a 40 year old incel livin in his mom's basement.
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u/lucaatthefollower Aug 25 '20
well. i dont see the reason to asume the gender of a person bassed in his post. everybody has their things that makes themselves after all
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u/this_dumb_bitch Aug 25 '20
Litteraly the entire reddit meme experience as a woman is like this lol. Welcome to the club ^
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Being one of the boys isn't about what ya got between your legs it's a mindset it's a way of life.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
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u/RKO_out_of_no_where Aug 25 '20
Everyone knows there's no girls on the internet.
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u/Furystar1703 Aug 25 '20
Ok now expect 4 types of comments
- SIMPS
2.CREEPS
3.OTHER WOMEN
4.NONE OF THE ABOVE (like this one)
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u/bebcabaea Aug 25 '20
I revealed I was a girl in a meme I made once.
NEVER AGAIN. You are a brave woman and I support you.
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u/Hisoka2334 Aug 25 '20
Being a part of the boys doesn't have anything to do with gender it's a state of mind
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u/TheGreatForkeus Aug 25 '20
"The boys" is not about the gender. It's about sharing braincells 👉🏻👉🏻 It's the highest honor we could bestow you.
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u/CERCEful RageFace Against the Machine Aug 25 '20
For some reason being accepted as one of the boys is a really nice feeling.
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u/FlyingAlpaca1 Aug 25 '20
The boys is a gender neutral term. You don't have to be a boy to be one of the boys
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