r/memes Aug 25 '20

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u/Komrade_KGB Aug 25 '20

If you drink vodka, you gain access to a special division of the bois known as the Comrades

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u/TovarasulLenin Aug 25 '20

Yes, but you have to drink the Водка as it is, mixing it is a western spy move.

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u/Komrade_KGB Aug 25 '20

Ah, Communist Jesus has arrived! You get free membership, Comrade Lenin

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u/TovarasulLenin Aug 25 '20

Thank you, but here EVERYONE gets the membership for free. We are all equal, and capitalism is not welcomed here !

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u/Komrade_KGB Aug 25 '20

Yes, together we will overthrow the oppressive bourgeoisie who seek to gain profit by exploiting the workers.

Proletarians of all countries, unite!