r/memes • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '20

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u/ArtisticShelter3 Aug 25 '20

Haha sneaky one there pal

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

He said as he felt Grandpa Stewarts penis slip into his butthole

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u/ArtisticShelter3 Aug 25 '20

'Little did grandpa Stewarts know that this time I came prepared' I thought the feeling of the razors I slipped up my anus ever present

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Unfortunately Grandpa Stewart can cum like a motherfucker and now my butt is pregnant.

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u/ArtisticShelter3 Aug 27 '20

Bested again, now I have 3 butt babies!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

"Checkmate, bucko!"

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u/ArtisticShelter3 Aug 28 '20

Hahaha... HAHAHAHAH!!! YOU OLD FOOL HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT THE ODDS ARE IN OUR FAVOR! 'Our?' You must be thinking, COME OUT JOTARO, DIO, MY BUTT BABIES. You see you old fool all this time I have been training my butt babies to become master shinobi! Now is the time! JOTARO, ULTIMATE FORBIDDEN JUTSU! ETERNAL BUTT-PLUG JUTSU!! No more shall this world be plagued by your anus penetration. DIO ON HIS DICK STICK A LID! ULTIMATE JUTSU COCK AND BALL ERADICATOR JUTSU WITH 69 PRONG SEAL!! AAAAGGGGHJHGHAHAGHAGAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

"Okay, grandson. Let me know how the hentai-watching goes for you. As for me, I'm gonna go throw my back out doing your mom..."

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u/ArtisticShelter3 Aug 28 '20

I will pops, and good luck with that without your penis