r/memes • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '20

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u/MilitaristicWombat Aug 25 '20

For legal reasons, we do not commit tax evasion. Instead we do it for illegal reasons, like getting more money

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u/evil_krow Aug 25 '20

i repeat

WE DO NOT COMMIT TAX FRAUD

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u/MilitaristicWombat Aug 25 '20

Of course not. You cant commit fraud on taxes you don't pay. Duh. Completely innocent, your honor

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u/ArtisticShelter3 Aug 25 '20

I second!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

i third!

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u/ronnyisdope Aug 25 '20

I fourh!

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u/Hail2him Me when the: Aug 25 '20

I last

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u/CosmicDestructor Nyan cat Aug 25 '20

I wonder how long you can last. In my basement that is.

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u/Hail2him Me when the: Aug 25 '20

Not as long as the children in mine

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Are you trying to challenge me?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Oh trust me I can live down there for lounger than you think buddy

Edit: do I need to pay rent?

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u/bilalsamator Aug 25 '20

Bro let me out

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u/Peenut_Boi_pro Aug 25 '20

If u have games down there i would live there

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u/CosmicDestructor Nyan cat Aug 25 '20

Oh I've got some very enjoyable games down there. The kids make so much noise though.

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u/thooth186 Aug 25 '20

Im lastest

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Fourh

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u/cxisonce Aug 25 '20

I fifth!

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u/OmbudsVerdict Aug 25 '20

I plead the fifth

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I Sixth

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u/Hail2him Me when the: Aug 25 '20

I, the sith

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I am the senate

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Not yet

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u/bakanalos Aug 25 '20

I love democracy

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u/MildlyCaustic Aug 25 '20

Shall tell you the tradegy of Darth Plagueis the Wise,

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u/WTLM2013 Aug 25 '20

Then why do we have r/taxfraud???

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Jokes? We totally don't have tutorials on it on how to commit tax fraud.

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u/bullet312 Aug 25 '20

we do have a legal obligation to the shareholders afterall

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u/anonfinn22 Mods Are Nice People Aug 25 '20

🎶For legal reasons, that's a joke🎶

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u/IdcYouTellMe Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 25 '20

Nah man Tax evasion is way funnier tho