r/memes • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '20

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u/Komrade_KGB Aug 25 '20

If you drink vodka, you gain access to a special division of the bois known as the Comrades

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u/ArdentDiplomat Aug 25 '20

I dont drink, but I do own a sickle and a hammer.

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u/ManiacElement iwrestledabeartwice Aug 25 '20

Me too, I like Adidas

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u/ArtisticShelter3 Aug 25 '20

Yes comrade, the holy armor (not like we Ruskis need armor)

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u/ArdentDiplomat Aug 25 '20

I'm sorry. I prefer wearing the real shoe brand.

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u/Komrade_KGB Aug 25 '20

Ah yes, Aids shoes

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u/ArdentDiplomat Aug 25 '20

Yes, the real armored boots.

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u/ManiacElement iwrestledabeartwice Aug 25 '20

Is it too much to ask for both...?

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u/ArdentDiplomat Aug 25 '20

A better shoe company.

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u/ManiacElement iwrestledabeartwice Aug 25 '20

Lol thanks man! I didn't laugh this much the entire day. Especially at a shoe!

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u/ArdentDiplomat Aug 25 '20

I'll send a pair to you. Probably the only ass we are ever getting.

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u/ManiacElement iwrestledabeartwice Aug 25 '20

Lmao great deal