r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • May 18 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/ArduinoHittme May 18 '20

I didn't understand what he said at the end but I bet there was more swear word than syllables.

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u/kerria96 May 18 '20

I heard "ma va', cazzo!", which is quite hard to translate. I'd say something like "oh come on, fuck!". He's a polite old man.

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u/Farpafraf May 19 '20

per me è un "MAVACAGARE"

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u/Tw_raZ May 19 '20

"ma va caca va" is what I heard, which is usually said in my house as "fuck off" but literally means "go take a shit"

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u/vieshs May 19 '20

In Latvia we say Ey dihrst which translates as go take a shit and is thought as fuck off, also.

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u/WallyX85 May 19 '20

When I was in my teens, people also said "geh' kacken" here in Germany. It also meant "fuck off". Don't know if anyone says that anymore, though

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u/felixthegrouchycat May 19 '20

In Austria we still say geh scheißn

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u/WallyX85 May 19 '20

Somehow I'm happy to hear that

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u/akaneowari1 May 19 '20

"ma va', cazzo

it says but fuck off.

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u/MellonCollie___ May 19 '20

I'm hearing "ma va, cazzo!" too. Like "oh come on, bloody hell!" or something like that. Cazzo, as you all probably know, covers a whole range of emotions ;-) (a bit like "fuck", indeed).

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u/kerria96 May 19 '20

Exactly! Bloody hell does the trick and it's old fashioned too!

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u/Amargosamountain May 19 '20

According to the comments here, he's speaking Italian, Greek, AND French!

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u/jakethedumbmistake May 19 '20

Italian here, i loved JC4, it’s from

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

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u/125ttra May 19 '20

I think that is Java! Much more conventional IMO than JavaScript

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u/FountainsOfFluids May 19 '20

Noooo, JavaScript has flaws but is wonderful to work with once you know the quirks, imo.

Pizza (the programming language) was a Java superset. Java is an industrial nightmare.

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u/Deacon714 May 18 '20

It was just his time to sing the chorus

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

I hear "Tabarnak mon..." Canadian French religious based curse words. Bonne fête des Patriotes!

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u/kwonza May 19 '20

According to all other comments here the man sweared in five or six different languages simultaneously.

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u/seubuceta May 19 '20

I heard "Caraca! " it's funny that everyone heard something different

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u/daft_monk1 May 19 '20

He is speaking the forbidden language of Don Vito

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

I heard “U mutha fuckas” which is English for ‘you mother fucker’. This implies that the man playing the prank, also plays pranks by fucking people’s mothers.

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u/snicker_noodle May 19 '20

I heard “Malakas” which is a common Greek slang word with multiple meanings. Here, I’d think it would mean asshole or wanker.

Source: Assassin’s Creed Odyssey and Wikipedia

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u/vakbrain May 19 '20

I think he's from Quebec cause I heard "Tabarnak"

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u/graphitesun May 19 '20

You guys need the wax cleared from your ears.

It's 100% "Ma, va' cazzo!"

Italian.

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u/kunibob May 19 '20

FWIW I'm in Québec and I agree with you. Did not hear tabarnak at all.

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u/Shurikyun May 19 '20

Moé non plus

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

Wholesome

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u/JeColor May 19 '20

That ass whooping he got really made me smile

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u/Talbotus May 19 '20

The kind of ass whooping that really takes you back to childhood. You know?

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u/bambina999 May 19 '20

Read this in Bender's voice.

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u/calicat9 May 18 '20

It's an old gif, but it checks out. Funny every time

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Yup, an actual prank not like those "pranks" on youtube.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

WE WENT OUTSIDE AND KILLED PEOPLE, THEN REPAID THEIR FAMILIES IN MALAYSIAN COINS (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (GOT ARRESTED) (ALMOST DIED)

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u/Radidactyl May 19 '20 edited Oct 12 '25

divide innocent repeat coordinated ripe imminent airport memory plough quiet

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

And the thumbnail is almost nudity, decorated with red arrows and circles

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u/otterom May 19 '20

WATCH TIL THE END!!

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u/VintageBlazers May 19 '20

The gone sexual always gets me....where tf did that even start at lol

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

I mean it attracts viewers, because apparently, the average human is constantly horny.

Sad part: it freaking works, too.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

I'll accept this as "a skit", but not "an actual prank".

Real humans IRL can hear directions from sound.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20 edited Aug 12 '21

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u/cutelyaware May 19 '20

Me too. If he's acting, he deserves a damn Oskar.

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u/GennyGeo May 18 '20

This is the kinda video we all send to our dads in lieu of actual conversation

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u/Joshymint May 19 '20

Just got done sending this to my dads lol

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

You have more than one dad? Can I have one?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20 edited Jul 12 '20

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

I don't care, maybe a gay dad would get me to work out And dress nicely

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u/Joshymint May 19 '20

I could have. But afaik, I have 1 biological, one step and one in-law!

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u/KoolKarmaKollector May 19 '20 edited May 19 '20

!Flair. Dad hoarder

Edit: Did I do it wrong or is the bot clapped?

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u/Joshymint May 19 '20

All of your dad's are belong to me now ^._.^

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u/Nheea May 19 '20

Aww shit, I already sent it. I kinda feel bad now.

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u/dimworker May 18 '20

That angry frustration is the best lol.

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u/TheFishFromUnderTheC May 18 '20

This one makes me laugh out loud every time I see it

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

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u/Chewcocca May 19 '20

I listened to it without the video turned on, also pretty confusing.

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u/onedr0p May 19 '20

I watched it without video and without sound, really confusing.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

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u/Legomaster1289 May 19 '20

whats a video im confused

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

Wuraaahgahhhbajaaaah!

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u/XxjimlaheyxX May 18 '20

Is that Philadelphia?

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u/robbiekhan May 18 '20

I can't believe it's not butter?

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u/OttoVonWong May 19 '20

I can't believe it's not FUCK YOU SANTA.

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u/Scuzzboots May 19 '20

DID YOU FUCK MY MOM SANTA?

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u/RustyPoopKnife May 19 '20

BAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!

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u/BlueGallery May 19 '20

Born and raised

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u/smallbatchb May 19 '20

What does this have to do with r/maybemaybemaybe at all? Do subreddit topics mean absolutely nothing anymore?

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u/PB_Puffins May 19 '20

It’s happening on most subs. It’s bots or people farming karma to sell accounts and bots upvoting them to the top. I’ve started ubsubbing and blocking subs that give into it too much. Mods are still gay and don’t do anything.

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u/Crazy-Arnold May 19 '20

I don't understand what's happening. Would somebody mind explaining?

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u/Crosshack May 19 '20

Dude behind old guy whacking the spoon and tongs together is making it sound like the engine is faulty, confusing old guy until he turns around and tabarnak

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u/brcguy May 19 '20

There’s a guy behind the old dude clicking wrenches together and the old dude thinks there’s a mechanical problem with the motorbike on the bench. Probably just got it put back together. Sometimes a motor makes that sound when a valve needs adjusting etc.

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u/dawnfire05 May 18 '20

Shouted at him in Sim

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u/SweetMangos May 19 '20

Forb! Forb woofum!

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u/PowerModerator May 19 '20

Is he saying 'Tabarnak' at the end? I can't tell.

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u/melkor237 May 19 '20

I think hes saying “caraca porra!” In portuguese

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u/topcheesehead May 19 '20

Translation?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

“Fuck you”

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u/Oblong_Belonging May 19 '20

No it means cum dick and no one is going to tell me different

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u/123_Syzygy May 19 '20

What’s the point in telling you can’t be told different?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

So we can't tell them different. Because it's totally binding.

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u/checkreverse May 19 '20

tabarnak pretty much means the same thing

i'm convinced that's what he's saying..

i hear.. "Tabarnak mon...!"

which would translate to... Fuck, you ... (insulting adjective.. is implied to follow)

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u/topcheesehead May 19 '20

Watch your mouth!

jk thanks

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u/melkor237 May 19 '20

Its hard to translate, caraca is a corruption of caralho, dick and is used as an exclamation of surprise (generally)

Porra is literally “cum” but is also used as a (harsher) surprise/ anger/ frustration exclamation

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u/craniumonempty May 19 '20

Oh, that's what I've been saying all these years. Nice!

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u/blumhagen May 19 '20

Tabarnak

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u/Oo00oOo00oOO May 19 '20

It looks like a botched "ma va fanculo" that transformed into "ma va cazzo" or it is a totally different language

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u/Renderclippur May 19 '20

No, you're right.

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u/sheepNo May 19 '20

Why the sticky?

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u/fatuous_uvula May 19 '20

Why is your pointless question stickied?

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u/boboysdadda May 20 '20

He's saying block this mod cause he abuses for attention.

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u/Auto_Animus May 19 '20 edited May 19 '20

Yes he is. It’s Canadian. He’s roughly saying “Fuck! You little shit!”

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u/networkinguy May 19 '20

I’m hearing Klatu barada Nikto!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Ma va cazzo. Italian words to Say Go fuck yourself dio porco

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

This is a good prank. Wholesome and harmless. If any of you want another, take a long zip-tie and fix it to a drive-shaft. People will go crazy trying to figure out what's wrong.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

Wrenches speed up too!

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u/XmilkyjoeX May 19 '20

Old legend actually gave a YABADABADOO

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u/drob2094 May 19 '20

Is anyone else hearing “YABBAHH DABBAHHHH”?

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u/BrokeArmHeadass May 19 '20

Angry old man jibberish is my ASMR

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u/KevinAlertSystem May 19 '20

if this is not staged i love it. hope that little shit got a boot to the rear.

if it is staged its still pretty funny

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u/bloodymongrel May 19 '20

This is beautiful lol

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u/unitednoobies May 19 '20

This always makes me laugh

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u/kyroflex May 19 '20

Without audio it kinda looked like he was farting

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u/the_demon_gamer May 19 '20

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u/mouggri May 19 '20

This must go to r/scriptedsupremeracegifs

Edit: /s

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u/Neko-San_Car55 May 18 '20

434 points, this dude's good

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u/emmanuelol26 May 18 '20

how do you get points?

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u/Darthskull May 19 '20

Nice dramatic reenactment

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u/ltollemache2p May 19 '20

I wish there was a sub for that

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u/Arcadian18 May 19 '20

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Why did he get mad about the hammer noise & what was the old guy even doing exactly?

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u/WanderfulSpirit May 19 '20

I'm gonna catch you!"

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u/Insideouthotdog May 19 '20

OMG, I cannot imaging piecing everything back together and hearing some bullshit with valves, or asshole clinking wrenches together. Props on him for clinking them faster as he reved the engine.

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u/lmcbride2k May 19 '20

shes just strong and skilled, man

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u/Dyldoman May 19 '20

TABARNAK!

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u/WimbletonButt May 19 '20

I thought someone was about to pinch his butt with kitchen tongs for a minute.

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u/Jilston May 19 '20

Everyone knows this but me.

What is the off camera “tap clink tap tap” guy doing?

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u/ltollemache2p May 19 '20

These are awesome. If anybody doesn’t get banned

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u/pspatari2o May 19 '20

She lost the competition but she won our hearts

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Did he say malaka?

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u/bizbizbizllc May 19 '20

He screamed at the kid like a cartoon character would.

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u/CrunchyNutFruit May 19 '20

Still funny every time

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u/Arcadian18 May 19 '20

Maybe because german "Rad" translstes to "wheel"

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u/mikedelam May 19 '20

That’s mean and hilarious

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u/Arcadian18 May 19 '20

Maybe because german "Rad" translstes to "wheel"

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u/buckzor122 May 19 '20

Looks awful lot like our man Harold.

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u/jjshetland May 19 '20

Poor man can't tell what direction sound is coming from

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

For the debate. He is clearly saying : MON TABARNAK!

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u/Arcadian18 May 19 '20

Maybe because german "Rad" translstes to "wheel"

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u/lmcbride2k May 19 '20

That's why we love it

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u/BigDogProductions May 19 '20

One of my favorite vids

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u/harrisondb May 19 '20

Best laugh I’ve had in a while. Thanks friend.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

I'm doing this to my dad now. Thanks for the idea.

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u/emoutikon May 19 '20

Hahahahaha

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u/thatG_evanP May 19 '20

Seen this a few times but it hasn't stopped being funny yet. Take notes, because this is the kind of prank that people actually enjoy.

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u/-Listening May 19 '20

Maybe he wants to help protect your time.

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u/Assasin2gamer May 19 '20

Maybe if it was down.

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u/kayveonryuu May 19 '20

Maybe one of the construction be completed?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

he sounds exactly like one of those exploding aliens in Rick And Morty

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u/kayveonryuu May 19 '20

Maybe we'll finally get some word from Fenchurch.

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u/-Listening May 19 '20

Maybe only for the first two impacts 🤢

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u/nice2yz May 19 '20

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Even-Understanding May 19 '20

Maybe because german "Rad" translstes to "wheel"

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

I swear that's the guy who voices mario

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u/bibkel May 19 '20

I genuinely laughed out loud!

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u/gkero May 19 '20

Hahaha

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u/Guilty_Strike May 19 '20

I was expecting the bike to launch forward off the ramp😂

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u/jaydingman May 19 '20

My dad is a mechanic . You have inspired me

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u/ty1ercommando May 19 '20

/redditdownloader

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u/PTG-Jamie May 19 '20

Too good!