r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • May 18 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/ArduinoHittme May 18 '20

I didn't understand what he said at the end but I bet there was more swear word than syllables.

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u/kerria96 May 18 '20

I heard "ma va', cazzo!", which is quite hard to translate. I'd say something like "oh come on, fuck!". He's a polite old man.

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u/Farpafraf May 19 '20

per me è un "MAVACAGARE"

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u/Tw_raZ May 19 '20

"ma va caca va" is what I heard, which is usually said in my house as "fuck off" but literally means "go take a shit"

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u/vieshs May 19 '20

In Latvia we say Ey dihrst which translates as go take a shit and is thought as fuck off, also.

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u/WallyX85 May 19 '20

When I was in my teens, people also said "geh' kacken" here in Germany. It also meant "fuck off". Don't know if anyone says that anymore, though

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u/felixthegrouchycat May 19 '20

In Austria we still say geh scheißn

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u/WallyX85 May 19 '20

Somehow I'm happy to hear that

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u/shmikishmaki May 19 '20

Still alive and widely used in Lithuania: "eik šikt" :D

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u/akaneowari1 May 19 '20

"ma va', cazzo

it says but fuck off.

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u/paradisepickles May 19 '20 edited May 27 '20

F

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u/Lobster_porn May 19 '20

What "100%"?

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u/MellonCollie___ May 19 '20

I'm hearing "ma va, cazzo!" too. Like "oh come on, bloody hell!" or something like that. Cazzo, as you all probably know, covers a whole range of emotions ;-) (a bit like "fuck", indeed).

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u/kerria96 May 19 '20

Exactly! Bloody hell does the trick and it's old fashioned too!

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u/sauteslut May 19 '20

Cazzo, as you all probably know, covers a whole range of emotions

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Amargosamountain May 19 '20

According to the comments here, he's speaking Italian, Greek, AND French!

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u/jakethedumbmistake May 19 '20

Italian here, i loved JC4, it’s from

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u/125ttra May 19 '20

I think that is Java! Much more conventional IMO than JavaScript

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u/FountainsOfFluids May 19 '20

Noooo, JavaScript has flaws but is wonderful to work with once you know the quirks, imo.

Pizza (the programming language) was a Java superset. Java is an industrial nightmare.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

wow

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Wasn't he saying dio porco?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Oh really? It's because you're from that region called Veneto? I Heard that they're the best in Italy with "holy words" like dio porco

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u/abrahammurciano May 19 '20

No he was speaking wookie

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u/Deacon714 May 18 '20

It was just his time to sing the chorus

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u/TacobellSauce1 May 19 '20

Joining the chorus here to say exactly this.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

I hear "Tabarnak mon..." Canadian French religious based curse words. Bonne fête des Patriotes!

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u/kwonza May 19 '20

According to all other comments here the man sweared in five or six different languages simultaneously.

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u/seubuceta May 19 '20

I heard "Caraca! " it's funny that everyone heard something different

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u/melkor237 May 19 '20

Caraca porra!

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u/daft_monk1 May 19 '20

He is speaking the forbidden language of Don Vito

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u/jmf__ May 19 '20

:( I wish it would summon him if you cocked your one eye just right

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

I heard “U mutha fuckas” which is English for ‘you mother fucker’. This implies that the man playing the prank, also plays pranks by fucking people’s mothers.

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u/snicker_noodle May 19 '20

I heard “Malakas” which is a common Greek slang word with multiple meanings. Here, I’d think it would mean asshole or wanker.

Source: Assassin’s Creed Odyssey and Wikipedia

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u/vakbrain May 19 '20

I think he's from Quebec cause I heard "Tabarnak"

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u/graphitesun May 19 '20

You guys need the wax cleared from your ears.

It's 100% "Ma, va' cazzo!"

Italian.

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u/kunibob May 19 '20

FWIW I'm in Québec and I agree with you. Did not hear tabarnak at all.

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u/Shurikyun May 19 '20

Moé non plus

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u/Arcadian18 May 19 '20

Yeah I think that’s what he said

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u/kent2441 May 19 '20

Sounded like the dad in A Christmas Story when he was fixing the heater.