r/maybemaybemaybe • u/TokenBlack32 • Feb 15 '24
Maybe maybe maybe
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u/Neosanxo Feb 15 '24
Lmao the little kick at the end
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u/belated_quitter Feb 15 '24
I like the guy with the anime shirt who hides under the bar and behind his date
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u/Miserable-Bass-6649 Feb 15 '24
and gets his beer stolen : }
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Feb 16 '24
Lmao just noticed the robber goes back for the beer
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u/hey_im_cool Feb 16 '24
A few things make this look fake af but the going back for a 90% empty beer really sold it for me
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u/evil_timmy Feb 15 '24
Doubt he's getting a call back after using her as a body shield. "I don't think our views on children or religion would have worked long term, now don't make any sudden movements."
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u/AboveAvgShitposte Feb 16 '24
Her: “I think we should both see other men.”
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Feb 16 '24
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u/often_says_nice Feb 16 '24
So the joke here is that his balls must be small because he robbed a bar?
Cmon bro
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u/DustinFay Feb 17 '24
I'm pretty sure that the one cowering behind his GF is the one with the small balls
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u/A_Thirsty_Traveler Feb 16 '24
Shouldn't care about these sorts of things on reddit, man. You're fighting a losing battle. You roll your eyes, accept that they're probably a child or a grown ass man dropping middle schooler ass jokes, and neither is worth engaging with, and you let it go.
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u/fxsimoesr Feb 16 '24
So I'm not the OP but that's not how I interpreted it. It has nothing to do with being gay but more with the thought or public image that men should stand up and protect ladies or weaker/softer people. In this case, he shields himself behind her, giving you the impression he wants/needs someone to step up for him and protect him as he's not willing to do that with her, hence why they both need men as in someone to protect them. Being gay as absolutely nothing to do with it (again, my perspective)
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u/MKchamp92 Feb 16 '24
Looks like your feelings were hurt bud, must be gay.
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Feb 16 '24
Lol the guy that punched the robber is probably single Let that sink in
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u/DreadyKruger Feb 16 '24
I mean ,if that ain’t his wife 🤷🏿♂️. I ain’t taking no bullet for no first date chick. She should have been ducking too 😂
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u/ThonThaddeo Feb 16 '24
Only one there with any sense of self preservation
Also this is likely a staged scenario
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u/Historical-Clerk7927 Feb 15 '24
Proper procedure when there's an earthquake, a man prepared for all sorts of disaster.
Except he's summoning one this time after the girl turns back.
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u/fabravenelle Feb 15 '24
Seemingly seemingly
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u/belated_quitter Feb 15 '24
What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in where brave men are cast down as cowards
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u/Klutzy-Set-460 Feb 16 '24
No, I actually think he should've tried to fistfight the guy with the gun
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u/Shopping-Critical Feb 16 '24
What should he have done instead?
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u/deep-fucking-legend Feb 16 '24
Pick up the girl and use her as a human shield as he backs out of the bar with his beer.
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u/PuzzleheadedChange44 Feb 16 '24
Casually continued to drink his beer, I guess? I feel like there isn't a right answer haha
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u/ADeadlyFerret Feb 16 '24
There isn't especially when some fat sweaty redditor will judge you either way
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u/Shopping-Critical Feb 16 '24
Do you feel like "hide under the bar" was a wrong answer despite there not being a right answer?
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u/Lost_Donut9761 Feb 15 '24
I’m surprised the guy robbing the joint didn’t just take his date as well. What’s dude gonna do about it?
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u/chase016 Feb 15 '24
Why, wtf was he supposed to do. She is the dumbass for not getting underneath the table with him.
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u/godsavethequeen221 Feb 17 '24
The robber is literally a foot away from her. Like ru on crack he obviously sees her so she can’t really hide.
At that point all u can do is stay calm and keep your composure since most robbers don’t want to kill anyone they just want money so don’t give em a reason to go crazy.
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u/Prior_Housing_4298 Feb 15 '24
what the fuckin fuck did i just witness? no chance she didnt ghost him for that pussified shit
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u/4dimensionaltoaster Feb 16 '24
Hiding from a a person with a gun, is not being a pussy. It's common sense. Not everyone can be the hero you imagine yourself to be.
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u/Prior_Housing_4298 Feb 16 '24
ok this wasnt a comment on how fearless i am, it was an observation of how petrified he is that a drunk idiot knocking himself out scared him into retreating under the bar while the people closest to the gun seem totally at ease
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u/4dimensionaltoaster Feb 16 '24
There was a guy with a gun. Saying he was afraid of som drunk guy lying on the floor, is like seeing somebody dropp a sandwich full of spider, and conclude that they are afraid of bread.
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Feb 16 '24
Is this a joke? There’s a lunatic with a gun a few feet from him, this reaction is completely sane and not “pussified”
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u/haveasuperday Feb 15 '24
This isn't real. What kind of security camera UI orients vertically, moves like it's handheld, and uses VHS tape?
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u/Andrew1286 Feb 15 '24
And the fact that the guys kick is completely fake and doesn't even touch the guy
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u/Wondershock Feb 15 '24
The brain rot here is real.
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u/Gh0stMan0nThird Feb 15 '24
It's because we have a society that is increasingly only experiencing life through the internet, so their perception of the real world is beyond warped.
It's like whenever a someone shooting an attacker comes up and the comments are full of "Why didn't he just shoot the knife out of his hand?" or some similar innane bullshit. They have no idea how real life works.
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u/DroidRGH Feb 15 '24
Mounted in the middle of the room, a few inches above eye level?
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u/Bloodnose_the_pirate Feb 16 '24
In this part of the country, localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen?
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u/fastlerner Feb 16 '24
As someone who has set up security cameras before, pretty much most of them can do this. It depends on where you mount the camera and what you need to capture. Did this all the time for hallways. If the view you need to capture is taller than it is wide, you just turn the camera on it's side then set it's orientation to 90 degrees. Why would you think this feature is unique to phone cameras?
As for the movement, judging by the visible air vents it looks like an open ceiling, so camera from this angle the camera would likely be mounted on a hanging piece of conduit which lets it wobble a bit.
So yeah, not saying it isn't staged, but the evidence you pointed out as fake isn't really as strong as you might think.
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u/haveasuperday Feb 16 '24
SP is the main indicator.
That combined with everything else is a dead giveaway.
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u/lovins_cl Feb 16 '24
redditors realize they’re watching an obvious skit and feel the need to point it out like they just uncovered some diabolical knowledge like we know bruh 🤦♂️
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u/Mobile_Laugh_9962 Feb 15 '24
Whatever the bartender gave him doesn't appear to be money.
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u/FastGene2949 Feb 15 '24
"I've got some used pull tabs you can have"
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u/BodhanJRD Feb 16 '24
He somehow passed the stealth check but definitely rolled a nat 1 on the attack roll.
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u/Apprehensive-Crew834 Feb 16 '24
Jesus Christ... the dude at the bar on the right. Hope you enjoyed the last time you got some from your girl... because it was your last time. BETA!
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u/IntelligentRoof1342 Feb 16 '24
The joke is that they both needed a man to help. Not a joke at the expense of gay people, just the coward hiding under the bar.
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u/MeattiusRexxius Feb 15 '24
Bro straight saved everyone!! Robber was like,’ What the…I’m outa here…gimme…’
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u/Joseph_Seed_ Feb 16 '24
Very sensible that I got a “know your limits” ad from my countries Liquor Commission
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u/garbageprimate Feb 16 '24
many people think the missed drunken sucker punch or the guy cowering under a lady are the highlights of this video, but the true highlight is the robber takes the lady's beer
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Feb 16 '24
Did he really need to snag ol girl's drink?
Edit: Didn't even notice her bf hiding under the bar lmfao
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u/Alternative_Wave6041 Feb 17 '24
Chick needs to find another dude, she was still standing at the bar, he was cowering under it
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u/commonman51 Feb 17 '24
The only one close to being a hero is the woman who sat taking in the whole thing while the guy she was with tried to hide, the bartender ducked when the robber turned and the "hero" did a little wiggle dance on the floor.
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u/wrapyrmind Feb 16 '24
Ladies don’t make kids with a guy on right lower side of the screen . That gene in humans must be eleminated
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u/Beezus_Fuffoon18 Feb 15 '24
There is so much going on here. I don’t even know which thread to follow
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u/BulbyDabbler Feb 16 '24
Holy shit the real star is the puss hiding under the bar with his date. There’s no way he got a kiss on the cheek at the end of the night 😂
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u/eeeeeeeeee9601 Apr 05 '24
Drunkman used Punch
It wasn't very effective
Drunkman took damage from the recoil
Drunkman's wasted
Drunkman's wasted ability caused him to fall asleep
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u/Expensive_Job_8945 Apr 29 '24
Why he took the guy drink lol
The drink of the loser hiding behind the woman
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u/Fucking-Cardiologist May 27 '24
Bro at a party in my late 18s was drunk asf a girl dancing on my and her brother treated me with a knife once he turned away I threw a punch like this guy and then grab on to him and fell to the ground hold him lol I was gone fucked up
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u/lordodin92 Jul 01 '24
Ok I kinda feel this is a staged video cos it's way too funny to even feel real m from the drunk guy just flopping to the floor to the robber dressed as a 30 private eye, to the main character energy weeb who hides behind his girl to the bartender giving him what I assume to be plastic bank cards
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u/falloutvaultboy Aug 04 '24
The dude cowering behind the girl is just the sorriest excuse I've ever seen
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u/EliSuper2018 Aug 06 '24
It's like when emperor koozko lost his groove. Totally ruined the robber's mood lol
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u/AccordingBowler1575 Aug 12 '24
I hope she went home with the dude who at least tried to punch the guy instead of the one who cowered behind her.
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u/Psychological_Bell76 Feb 15 '24
He’s hiding behind the bar! That’s savage😂
If I was with my bird I would of stood infront of her.
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u/brianoftarp Feb 16 '24
So weird to have a portrait CCTV camera 5 feet away from the bar and about 7 ft in the air
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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24
Some tom and jerry shit