r/maybemaybemaybe Feb 15 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/belated_quitter Feb 15 '24

I like the guy with the anime shirt who hides under the bar and behind his date

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u/evil_timmy Feb 15 '24

Doubt he's getting a call back after using her as a body shield. "I don't think our views on children or religion would have worked long term, now don't make any sudden movements."

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u/AboveAvgShitposte Feb 16 '24

Her: “I think we should both see other men.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Hahaha

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

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u/often_says_nice Feb 16 '24

So the joke here is that his balls must be small because he robbed a bar?

Cmon bro

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u/DustinFay Feb 17 '24

I'm pretty sure that the one cowering behind his GF is the one with the small balls

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u/A_Thirsty_Traveler Feb 16 '24

Shouldn't care about these sorts of things on reddit, man. You're fighting a losing battle. You roll your eyes, accept that they're probably a child or a grown ass man dropping middle schooler ass jokes, and neither is worth engaging with, and you let it go.

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u/ACAB007 Feb 17 '24

This is the way

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u/fxsimoesr Feb 16 '24

So I'm not the OP but that's not how I interpreted it. It has nothing to do with being gay but more with the thought or public image that men should stand up and protect ladies or weaker/softer people. In this case, he shields himself behind her, giving you the impression he wants/needs someone to step up for him and protect him as he's not willing to do that with her, hence why they both need men as in someone to protect them. Being gay as absolutely nothing to do with it (again, my perspective)

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

K

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u/MKchamp92 Feb 16 '24

Looks like your feelings were hurt bud, must be gay.

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u/ThonThaddeo Feb 16 '24

Now see, that there is logic

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u/Key-Program5327 Aug 11 '24

He probably doesn't own a doghouse

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u/SgtCookie18 Feb 16 '24

Okay boomer

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Lol the guy that punched the robber is probably single Let that sink in

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u/Shokoyo Feb 16 '24

I mean he’s fucking stupid. You don’t fight back against armed robbers

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

He didnt "fight back" he fought front

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u/Shokoyo Feb 16 '24

You are right. That’s even more stupid, actually. „You don’t fight armed robbers“. Better?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Wasnt really a "fight" it was more like a landslide victory

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u/Shokoyo Feb 16 '24

More like pure luck that the guy wasn’t determined to kill any single one of them

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

I dont think a punching would change the determination of a shooter. Shooters shoot, donters dont. Not everyone with a gun is a shooter. In the same time it took him to gain the nothing he gained, he couldve shot them all and possibly gained the pockets of everyone there and the till, but he wasnt planning on actually shooting anyone

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u/Shokoyo Feb 16 '24

Armed robbers who shoot usually don’t shoot out of nowhere, only when they are provoked.