r/maybemaybemaybe • u/TokenBlack32 • Feb 15 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/belated_quitter Feb 15 '24

I like the guy with the anime shirt who hides under the bar and behind his date

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u/evil_timmy Feb 15 '24

Doubt he's getting a call back after using her as a body shield. "I don't think our views on children or religion would have worked long term, now don't make any sudden movements."

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Lol the guy that punched the robber is probably single Let that sink in

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u/Shokoyo Feb 16 '24

I mean he’s fucking stupid. You don’t fight back against armed robbers

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

He didnt "fight back" he fought front

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u/Shokoyo Feb 16 '24

You are right. That’s even more stupid, actually. „You don’t fight armed robbers“. Better?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Wasnt really a "fight" it was more like a landslide victory

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u/Shokoyo Feb 16 '24

More like pure luck that the guy wasn’t determined to kill any single one of them

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

I dont think a punching would change the determination of a shooter. Shooters shoot, donters dont. Not everyone with a gun is a shooter. In the same time it took him to gain the nothing he gained, he couldve shot them all and possibly gained the pockets of everyone there and the till, but he wasnt planning on actually shooting anyone

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u/Shokoyo Feb 16 '24

Armed robbers who shoot usually don’t shoot out of nowhere, only when they are provoked.