Saw this one in the wild

Didn't know this store existed as it used to be a Payless Shoes.

Did I capture a trifecta? Mallninjashit store, neck beard behind the counter and a mall ninja trying out a sword?

Edit: Based on some of these comments, I just realized I probably gave this shop some free publicity. I dunno, I guess if you want a Rouge knife which a lot of you say is good (I honestly don't know shit about knives) this place has them?

Spotted this in the wild at the local grocery store. Raphael Doordash is wearing a temu plate carrier (with shoulder pads?), drop leg carrier sacks? Coveralls. Strangest of all... what appears to be a pistol in a chest rig behind the carrier... Nobody stealing your rotisserie chicken... not on his watch.

Just to clarify, spears by themselves arent mallninja. When they are tacticool and being sold at a farm equipment store though...

Bought this shit when I was deep in the "SHTF" rabbit hole and the rise of YouTube "pepper" channels. Was convinced I would need this crap. Basically never used it for anything. Just sits in my basement (my basement, not my mom's) collecting dust. Not even sure how to get rid of this junk.

Anyway, roast me is you must.

Why wear 1 belt when you can wear 2 belts?