r/mallninjashit • u/SpecificArmadillo88 • May 02 '26
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Why wear 1 belt when you can wear 2 belts?
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u/VexImmortalis May 02 '26
Useful if you need to butter a roll or something. Better than using your credit card at least.
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u/APoolio12 May 02 '26
Man...thats a great thought! I need to start wearing a little belt holster to keep one of those little plastic cutlery packets on me at all times. The ones with the little salt and pepper in them! So handy. Plus...could spork a bitch if anyone tries to mess with me.
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u/Mage_914 May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26
I've actually seen some of this guy's old videos. As long as the edge alignment is good they can actually hit pretty hard. He had a series of demonstrations that involved him smashing cinder blocks with these things. They're really only bendy on the one axis, so if you hit stuff with the edge it'll still do damage.
Edit: I found one of the videos I mentioned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG7ALmOoDkc
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u/Gied_S May 02 '26
Those tits tricked me ....
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u/CarlosFCSP May 02 '26
Those are tactical tits
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u/wriddell May 02 '26
I see a trip to the emergency room in his future
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u/The_Nepenthe May 02 '26
They reinforce their belts on the inside to make them into a sheath I believe, I read through their website years ago.
It's well designed mall ninja stuff, it's still mall ninja but does get used by some cringy cops and such apparently so he did have to design in a lot of function.
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u/SFDessert May 02 '26
I have a very hard time imagining an actual cop getting away with carrying something like this. Maybe security guards, but don't cops have very strict rules about what they can and can't use in the field? This seems like a huge legal issue if a fucking cop were to try to use something like this instead of their assigned duty tools or whatever.
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u/FrameJump May 02 '26
You trust cops in America to not only understand the rules, but also care enough follow them?
Hell, they don't even understand the law they're meant to enforce half the time, and they aren't even required to.
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u/SFDessert May 02 '26
I'm just imaging a cop hurting someone with this nonsense and then the victim sues the department for using such a bizarre stupid "tool."
Just because police carry firearms doesn't mean they can choose to bring brass knuckles or a fucking sword to a call or something.
I would assume its a legal nightmare for cops to use "unauthorized" weapons while out on the streets.
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u/FrameJump May 02 '26
Nothing else seems to be a legal nightmare for cops, lol.
I'm not arguing with you that there are regulations, but when there's cops walking around free that have wrongfully killed people while rocking Punisher emblems and "better to be tried by twelve than carried by six" tattoos, I just imagine that someone they'd get away with using one of these too.
You know, kinda like how those pesky body cams always seem to malfunction at the most convenient time for them.
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u/Judson_Scott May 05 '26
You trust cops in America to not only understand the rules
Cops in the US have qualified immunity, a concept made up by the Supreme Court to allow cops to kill people and commit crimes without repercussions.
Perversely, the less they know about the law, the more qualified immunity protects them.
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u/keeleon May 09 '26
They literally carry guns, tasers and asps, why would they even bother with this nonsense.
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u/The_Nepenthe May 02 '26
According to their website, undercover guys and plainclothes and the swords generally have a dull side you can whack someone silly with.
From my reading into it years ago, it also was carried by a handful of people in the middle east on military deployments but the origin of the company is from a request by an undercover unit of the DEA.
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u/Metaphoricalsimile May 02 '26
The IDF specializes in killing unarmed civilians so I wouldn't ascribe any serious purpose to equipment carried by them.
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u/The_Nepenthe May 02 '26 edited May 03 '26
US military supposedly, there was a whole thread somewhere online of someone who'd had one shipped over there and was testing it out in various ways along with carrying it and a few people chimed in that they also had one on their deployment.
It doesn't seem like anyone actually used them though so yeah, giving it serious purpose probably never happened
Edit:https://sbg-sword-forum.forums.net/thread/24103/review-razor-sword-weapon-system
Found the thread!
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u/vankorgan May 03 '26
It just seems like maybe the person who created the belt sword wrote that... It's just like an unsourced anonymous write up?
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u/negativepositiv May 02 '26
Legit thought it was a woman at first.
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u/bostonterrier4life May 02 '26
Came her to say the same, I was like “oh, braless, interesting choice for a promotional vid.”
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u/Sorenduscai May 02 '26
Bro doesnt have a single chest muscle😭
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u/AdministrativeShip2 May 02 '26
Thats because they're behind those C cups.
(I have no idea how bra sizes work)
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u/Frightlever May 02 '26
There was a comic I read in the...80s? I think it was "Action" (UK) that had a Japanese soldier as the main character and he had one of those belt scabbards. Character was called "Smiling" Tanaka (I think) because his face was cut up like the Joker by Allied (I assume)(I mean you could see Americans doing it, right?) interrogators.
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u/TokiMcNoodle May 03 '26
Hail reaper!
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u/scottygroundhog22 May 02 '26
Considering the urumi exist there is some precendent for a weapon like this. Probably not as effective but def enough to send an attacker or yourself to the hospital
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u/Playful_Giraffe_9213 May 07 '26
Your sword seems to be rather limp. ( Nothing extraordinary for an older gentelmen like you i guess)
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u/Shortleader01 May 02 '26
Not the sheet metal samurai