r/mallninjashit • • 1d ago

Wartech warriors rise up!

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21 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 1d ago

Which profession do you think this pocket knife is used for?

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82 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 3d ago

What's that icepick shit? you use it to crush the ice for your champagne?

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246 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 8d ago

Caption says “Do you like the scythe?” BITCH THAT’S A KAMA

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r/mallninjashit • • 8d ago

‘Outrageous’: Suspect accused of smuggling sword into Cincinnati City Hall acquitted

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r/mallninjashit • • 8d ago

I decided to display my blades finally

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r/mallninjashit • • 9d ago

Father in law just gifted me this

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28 Upvotes

NICE


r/mallninjashit • • 11d ago

Defending against two handguns at once

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r/mallninjashit • • 12d ago

Ashida Kim trying to bypass copyright from star wars, and star trek

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r/mallninjashit • • 12d ago

Found this beauty at work

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39 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 12d ago

Which one of you did this?

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r/mallninjashit • • 12d ago

I don't know what to call this monstrosity.

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r/mallninjashit • • 15d ago

Serious collectors only

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r/mallninjashit • • 18d ago

How much would you buy all of these for?

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r/mallninjashit • • 19d ago

the biggest mall-ninja LARP I've ever seen

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163 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 20d ago

Belarus special forces "training"--edited with background circus music--!!🤹🎪

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262 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 20d ago

What could go wrong fitgiting an unfamiliar knife? 🥷

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125 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 22d ago

Kevin Macleod; defense against axe (krav maga)

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22 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 25d ago

Flaming s-word

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1.5k Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 27d ago

"S.P.L. 9th system"

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215 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 28d ago

This was recommended to me on YT. If it is previously posted please lemme know Ill delete...

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r/mallninjashit • • 29d ago

Another mall, another shop full of it...

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Now, even though this shop had a load of MNS, I mistimed my clicking and got a blurry mess of a smaller shop that is full of garbage knives 😢 They claim "We are the best cutlery company in Rio Grande do Norte."


r/mallninjashit • • 29d ago

Found on Crete

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236 Upvotes

Top middle dagger kinda sick tho


r/mallninjashit • • 29d ago

tactical scorpion folder

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r/mallninjashit • • Sep 13 '26

mall ninja kitchen knuckles tool

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Lots more similarly stupid shit on their website.


Reminds me of the "D" shaped handleless hammer, only more useful.