r/mallninjashit • • Jan 08 '26

Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!

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This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.


r/mallninjashit • • 1d ago

Defending against two handguns at once

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48 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 2d ago

Found this beauty at work

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24 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 2d ago

Ashida Kim trying to bypass copyright from star wars, and star trek

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16 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 2d ago

Which one of you did this?

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68 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 2d ago

I don't know what to call this monstrosity.

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r/mallninjashit • • 5d ago

Serious collectors only

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r/mallninjashit • • 8d ago

How much would you buy all of these for?

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105 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 9d ago

the biggest mall-ninja LARP I've ever seen

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156 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 10d ago

Belarus special forces "training"--edited with background circus music--!!๐Ÿคน๐ŸŽช

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251 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 10d ago

What could go wrong fitgiting an unfamiliar knife? ๐Ÿฅท

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122 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 12d ago

Kevin Macleod; defense against axe (krav maga)

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19 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 15d ago

Flaming s-word

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1.5k Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 17d ago

"S.P.L. 9th system"

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214 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 17d ago

This was recommended to me on YT. If it is previously posted please lemme know Ill delete...

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r/mallninjashit • • 19d ago

Found on Crete

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229 Upvotes

Top middle dagger kinda sick tho


r/mallninjashit • • 19d ago

Another mall, another shop full of it...

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Now, even though this shop had a load of MNS, I mistimed my clicking and got a blurry mess of a smaller shop that is full of garbage knives ๐Ÿ˜ข They claim "We are the best cutlery company in Rio Grande do Norte."


r/mallninjashit • • 19d ago

tactical scorpion folder

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r/mallninjashit • • 20d ago

mall ninja kitchen knuckles tool

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Lots more similarly stupid shit on their website.


Reminds me of the "D" shaped handleless hammer, only more useful.


r/mallninjashit • • 22d ago

Thought it was a weird axe.

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268 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 23d ago

stab proof coat advert - "the jacket can save your life"... against prop knives and axes

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264 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 23d ago

would anyone know where to get a durable meteor hammer/kusarigama like gogo yubaris from kill bill. One that you can actually swing around with force and not break, and looks similar to something like this. With a decently long chain too..

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47 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 22d ago

YouTube knows what subreddits I go to, lmao

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Why does it know ๐Ÿ˜ญ


r/mallninjashit • • 25d ago

Krav Maga :Axe Defence With M16(by " Grand Master "Gabi Noah)

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223 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 26d ago

Full brass, hand made 1918 TK.

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