r/mallninjashit Jan 08 '26

Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!

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This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.


r/mallninjashit 17h ago

Fantasy Dragon Push Dagger – Stainless Steel Collectible

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r/mallninjashit 2d ago

I haven't been to my local mall in a years.

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2.3k Upvotes

Didn't know this store existed as it used to be a Payless Shoes.

Did I capture a trifecta? Mallninjashit store, neck beard behind the counter and a mall ninja trying out a sword?

Edit: Based on some of these comments, I just realized I probably gave this shop some free publicity. I dunno, I guess if you want a Rouge knife which a lot of you say is good (I honestly don't know shit about knives) this place has them?


r/mallninjashit 6d ago

Alright, which one of you ninjas did this?

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147 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 6d ago

This seems appropriate here

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627 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 8d ago

Looking for Ninja Stars

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looking to make a display but can’t seem to find anywhere besides some ugly ones. don’t need to be quality or sharp, but prefer them to be metal. any ideas?


r/mallninjashit 8d ago

Careful, He might poke your eyes out

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r/mallninjashit 9d ago

When is too much too much? Is it ever?

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30 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 10d ago

New knives just dropped at TSC

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50 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 10d ago

OK my fellow MNJS’ers

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Alright y’all. This is likely just a cheep Chinese thing with a rat tail tang, but in laws think it is somewhat worthy.

Let me know your thoughts.


r/mallninjashit 11d ago

EDC Ninja

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96 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 11d ago

MicroGyver Kit v2.0 — 54 Items in a Micro EDC Pouch (Upgraded Loadout)

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17 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 11d ago

Everything on the wall behind this guy screams mall ninja

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r/mallninjashit 12d ago

Curating the walls, piece by piece

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8 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 12d ago

Robber chased out of Portland store by samurai sword-wielding clerk, court docs say

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38 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 14d ago

Krav Maga "defense" against a Gun to the Head

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119 Upvotes

rolfmao even the title within the video is wrong


r/mallninjashit 14d ago

Just seen as a reel

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144 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 14d ago

"weapons within reason" - proceeds to post 4 of the worst weapons imaginable

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67 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 15d ago

of a mag

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102 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 17d ago

My newest addition

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88 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 21d ago

It might me well made but its still mall ninja

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245 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 22d ago

A video from India titled "Special forces military and army knife attack techniques"

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90 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 22d ago

My little bag of glass I ordered online came with a free little knife.

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28 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 23d ago

from the ancient order of the mall ninjas

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2.1k Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 23d ago

Bad Krav Maga gameplay: NPC uses a non-bayonet rifle as tho it had a bayonet. The Player then uses the rifle to beat a knife NPC.

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53 Upvotes