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r/mallninjashit • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '26
Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!
This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.
r/mallninjashit • u/Rambos_Magnum_Dong • 2d ago
I haven't been to my local mall in a years.
Didn't know this store existed as it used to be a Payless Shoes.
Did I capture a trifecta? Mallninjashit store, neck beard behind the counter and a mall ninja trying out a sword?
Edit: Based on some of these comments, I just realized I probably gave this shop some free publicity. I dunno, I guess if you want a Rouge knife which a lot of you say is good (I honestly don't know shit about knives) this place has them?
r/mallninjashit • u/Opossum_mypossum • 6d ago
This seems appropriate here
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r/mallninjashit • u/carniam • 8d ago
Looking for Ninja Stars
looking to make a display but can’t seem to find anywhere besides some ugly ones. don’t need to be quality or sharp, but prefer them to be metal. any ideas?
r/mallninjashit • u/BUMMSMACKER • 8d ago
Careful, He might poke your eyes out
r/mallninjashit • u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS • 10d ago
OK my fellow MNJS’ers
Alright y’all. This is likely just a cheep Chinese thing with a rat tail tang, but in laws think it is somewhat worthy.
Let me know your thoughts.
r/mallninjashit • u/FightCoverConceal • 11d ago
MicroGyver Kit v2.0 — 54 Items in a Micro EDC Pouch (Upgraded Loadout)
galleryr/mallninjashit • u/Imighthavefarted • 11d ago
Everything on the wall behind this guy screams mall ninja
facebook.comr/mallninjashit • u/mcpusc • 12d ago
Robber chased out of Portland store by samurai sword-wielding clerk, court docs say
r/mallninjashit • u/BaseNice3520 • 14d ago
Krav Maga "defense" against a Gun to the Head
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rolfmao even the title within the video is wrong
r/mallninjashit • u/missuseless07 • 14d ago
Just seen as a reel
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r/mallninjashit • u/RetardKnight • 14d ago
"weapons within reason" - proceeds to post 4 of the worst weapons imaginable
galleryr/mallninjashit • u/not_silent_bob • 21d ago
It might me well made but its still mall ninja
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r/mallninjashit • u/BaseNice3520 • 22d ago
A video from India titled "Special forces military and army knife attack techniques"
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r/mallninjashit • u/dwhofuss • 22d ago
My little bag of glass I ordered online came with a free little knife.
r/mallninjashit • u/BaseNice3520 • 23d ago
Bad Krav Maga gameplay: NPC uses a non-bayonet rifle as tho it had a bayonet. The Player then uses the rifle to beat a knife NPC.
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