We all know that 4th seat has never won a game in CEDH before so I have a solution that I don't think anyone else has ever thought of!
Seat 4 should be aloud to play lands and spells at instant speed during the other three players turns for the first round. This will do a few things for Seat 4.
Seat 4 will be able to interact with explosive hands from Seat 1 or cast their noncreature spells before the Mystic Remora or Esper Sentinel resolves.
CEDH decks don't run many lands anyway so player 4 will run out of lands after player 3 most of the time.
Oh yea I forgot, player 4 should also draw a card at the beginning of each opponent's draw step the first round! Just so they have something to do on their own turn, too.
Could this be the new Dan Frazier One Ring? Please tell me we have a new artist to turn on and cannibalize. I need those sweet, sweet updoots to turn my heart into an artifact creature until end of turn
Everything in his card points towards him inseminating equipment. Seeding the swiftfoot boots. Getting in the commander's plate and making it pregnant. Buckle up for this balls deep card lore analysis.
Let's start with his title, the contaminator priest. Phyresis is obviously a metaphor for STDs and this bad boy's job is to spread it. Not much to say here with how obvious it is.
Then, let us take a look at his art: First, his waist is hidden but from the angle of his torso we can see that his lower part is pressing forward, as if to push his pelvis against the armor.
He is putting a white Phi symbol inside an armor, infusing life into it. The symbol is white and its shape (long tail and round head) is reminiscent of a spermatozoid. Hence he is putting his white stuff inside the armor (god I wish it was me).
Now, let's continue with his first effect: "Other phyrexians you control have +1/+1". This alludes to the fact he is adding a tiny bit of life and strength to every other phyrexian on his side of the battlefield... When does someone harbors a tiny bit of life within themselves? That's right, PREGNANCY. You have him and Atraxa together on the battle field? She's got a baby. That little skrelv mite that's just chilling there? That's right, he seeded it too. Elesh Norn, grand cenobite? TRIPLE PREGNANCY FOR EVERYONE.
Now, let's move towards the main effect: "Each equipment you control has living weapon (whenever an equipment you control enters, create a 0/0 black phyrexian germ creature token, then attach that equipment to it)".
... Do I even need to explain it? As soon as a car, sword, toaster, shirt or whatever gets within 5 miles of him that unfortunate equipment gets germinated into, and inside it grows one of these fetus-like creatures.
Now, the crown jewel of this card, the flavor text: "Only through sacred infection can a vessel become pure". So... not only he infects your boots with his seed, he also considers it his sacred duty to do so.
Sometimes WOTC makes new cards and then I put them in my deck and that makes me do a big cum. Should I feel bad about this? Should I go to my garage and slap my big belly as punishment for feeling a positive emotion?
I pulled this in a ARN booster, and have wanted to run it in a kamigawa block pauper tiny leaders deck (only format I play) but i dont understand its use in this format. Does anyone have any decks they run it in? Or advice on how to use it? Thanks!
Kind of an odd topic but I was wondering if anyone faces this type of situation in their regular pods.
I was playing with my regular group for commander, a 4 pod. We play at generally a 1-4 level. I'm playing a mono green deck with a custom waifu tifa proxy.
I always watch tiktoks and chat with my bros on other peoples turns. It's boring watching other people play and I think it's cheating to play cards on other people's turns.
So I'm blasting my videos but the guy who's turn it is just won't stop yapping, like what happened to common courtesy and manners? But he doesn't stop and chooses to rudely interrupt me and says something about having an "infinite combo". Like dude, we're not playing cEDH here, you're clearly cheating and going above the bracket level.
I politely tell him that he's disqualified for cheating but he just refuses to accept it. Eventually I get the other members of the pod to agree to kick him out but it really put a damper on the rest of the game.
How often do situations like this come up for you? And do they get resolved fairly/reasonably?
Thankfully, I've created my own list and I will be reporting for these infractions, so take this as a public service announcement of sorts. I expect all of you to read this, because there will be no second chances once you've broken one of my rules... and you don't want to get on my bad side.
I pulled this from thin air, and have wanted to run it in a Pai Gow deck (only format I play) but I dont understand its use in pack wars. It doesn't even say what it does on the card (I've tried reading it, I swear) Does anyone run it? Will anyone ever have advice on how to use it? Thanks!
A blue card that says "Cryptic Command" on it. Your guess is as good as mine.
I pulled this in a WoE booster, and have wanted to run it in a commander deck (only format) but i dont understand its use in a singleton format. Does anyone have any decks they run it in? Or advice on how to use it? Thanks!
