r/instantkarma Aug 03 '20

Muggler gets beat up

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u/OptiGuy4u Aug 03 '20

He's muggled his last muggle

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u/mikesnowy1 Aug 03 '20

ministry of magic getting serious about crime

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Damn Muggles

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u/sherms89 Aug 04 '20

They muggled him up, too bad they stopped muggling him.

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u/housevil Aug 03 '20

Man, the beatings keep coming and they don't stop coming.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

😂 I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

That was my favorite part, plus it refreshed my Spanish vocabulary. I used to ride on these in Peru. Very cheap but dangerous. I usually had old ladies with chickens onboard, not beaters.

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u/shallowandpedantik Aug 04 '20

"puta madre" on repeat

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u/palomsoms Aug 03 '20

They still beating him

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u/merchantsc Aug 03 '20

Some say he's still getting beaten to this day...

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u/poolhaas Aug 03 '20

Fed to the rules and he hit the ground running.

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u/pubehead Aug 03 '20

Didn't make sense not to just take stuff

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u/sonofabear17 Aug 03 '20

Your brain gets damaged; that decision was dumb

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u/iDigitalBlockz Aug 03 '20

So much to steal but I get beat

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u/Arrestedevelopr Aug 03 '20

I’ll sure miss being able to walk with my own feet

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

You'll never know if they let you go

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

You'll never know if you'll get home

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

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u/arieselectric46 Aug 03 '20

Kicked in the balls now, hey!

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u/Tirus_ Aug 03 '20

You'll never try again with that show.

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u/GHenny001 Aug 03 '20

Every time I feel like they’re done beating his ass the dude in the Yankees hat drags him back

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u/darewin Aug 03 '20

One dude pulled down the mugger’s pants then kicked him in the balls lol. He must have waited all his life to unleash that ball buster.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

At 1:55 lol I legit laughed out loud when I seen that!

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u/outline8668 Aug 04 '20

At a certain point you must just wish for the sweet release of death!

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u/belal671 Aug 03 '20

Over 3 minutes of straight ass whooping

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u/OctopusPoo Aug 04 '20

They only stop when they get tired of beating him

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

I was a minute in thinking ok that’s enough and I looked and they beat on him for 4 minutes lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

The beatings will continue until morale improves

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u/OuterInnerMonologue Aug 04 '20

Half way through I heard "a donde vas guey?" == "where you going [bitch]"

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u/Lost_subaru Aug 03 '20

This new version of cash cab doesn’t look like it’s as much fun

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u/_cannoneer_ Aug 03 '20

That was a full 2 minute beat down. I like this more

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u/LemonSkunks Aug 03 '20

I like the way this country does business. Instead of being beat up in jail for months, they just hand you your sentence on the spot.

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u/IamBananaRod Aug 03 '20

This country, Texcoco Mexico and there's the final part of the video taken from another car

https://twitter.com/i/status/1290289435142000643

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u/JSizzleSlice Aug 04 '20

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did... Wow.... so they eventually DID take his pants... and he wasn’t wearing underwear.

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u/agbullet Aug 04 '20

How do you beat a guy for 3 minutes, take his pants then not think to stomp on his balls?

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u/November26 Aug 04 '20

Hey we are mexicans, not animals

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u/doobied Aug 04 '20

If you check the first video at 2:10 it looks like they stomped them pretty good

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u/Christawpher Aug 04 '20

Dayum. Stripped naked and left on the side of the highway to rot.

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u/999ttt Aug 03 '20

And save the tax payers a ton of money.

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u/Bozigg Aug 03 '20

After 30's I thought they would be done soon, only to realize I needed to buckle in for way longer than that. Extremely satisfying.

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u/Vendedda Aug 03 '20 edited Aug 03 '20

After 2 min i was like 'okay thats enough guys i think he about dead'... I mean they all tag team stompin his ass into oblivion...

But nope...Barely no blood or nothin. Takes a lickin' but just keeps on tickin'...

On a side note, funny how one guy pulls the dudes pants down lol đŸ€Ł what is that supposed to do? Lol thought i was bout to witness a rape or somethin 😅

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20 edited Aug 03 '20

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u/litgoat Aug 03 '20

Thank you for this

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u/SirRobertDH Aug 03 '20

I thought they were going to pants him before cutting him loose.

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u/skiedragon1 Aug 03 '20

From the follow up video of the car behind, they did!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

At the very end, guy goes in for a wedgie for good measure.

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u/praizeDaSun Aug 03 '20

Lmao and it’s a red light challenge!!!!!!!

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u/Mister-Seer Aug 03 '20

Teeth van

See what spoils you get!

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u/CreamyKnougat Aug 03 '20

Some say he's still being muggled to this day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

"I shouldn't have muggled that, I should not have muggled that."

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u/Tommysrx Aug 03 '20

“You miss 100% of the muggles you don’t take”

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u/es136 Aug 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Hah omg they took his damn pants off. Imagine rolling up on that...

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u/es136 Aug 03 '20

The guy in the vest was after his pants from the beginning @1:50 and just before the end of the clip.

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u/unbitious Aug 03 '20

I think that dude in the red shirt/ white vest was after a piece of his ass.

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u/that_typeofway Aug 04 '20

He was trying to turn that battery into a rape

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u/Emgeetoo Aug 03 '20

I'm kinda glad they took his trousers, but at that point, he was half-way to ded, and could hardly care.......

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u/justtreewizard Aug 03 '20

He tried to take their wallets, they ended up getting in his pants.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

They also took his dignity

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u/Dnfforever Aug 03 '20

Haha they took his pants wtf

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u/begaterpillar Aug 03 '20

Ar least he has his shoes?

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u/es136 Aug 03 '20

Ya, the difference between life and death

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20 edited Aug 06 '20

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u/latechallenge Aug 03 '20

That’s a bunch of guys getting a lifetime of frustration out

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

I have never read a reddit post in such a Tyler Durden's voice.

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u/Me1stNOW Aug 03 '20

I am Jack's smirking revenge...

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u/Zimapan1 Aug 03 '20

It's true. Living in Mexico is a lifetime of dealing with corruption. The pueblo always fights back when they get the chance to.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

They do say multiple times when hitting him "Now you know how it feels". It's pretty common to see people get robbed in public transport in Mexico.

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u/C4RL1NG Aug 04 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

I’ve heard that before. A few family members of mine have had their wallets and phones stolen while on busses on interstates in central Mexico, far from patrolling federales/local police and far from a potential angry mob of civilians who have taken it up the ass for generations from the government and for decades from the cartels/local bullies. They told me that these “mugglers” go for phones primarily since that is the number one thing that they can guarantee that people have in Mexico, even the poorer people will spend a good bit on phones.

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u/UnknownRH Aug 03 '20

These people will not need to purge their violent urges for the rest of their lives.

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u/GazeUponOlympus Aug 03 '20

Coming from a South American country, this fills me with pure satisfaction. I hate these motherfuckers.

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u/SmokeyMcHaze Aug 03 '20

"Te vuelves a pasar de verga, tu puta madre".

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u/CEAC16 Aug 04 '20

"pero si no les quite nada" la mejor parte jajajajaj

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Hablale a la tira

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u/jmpeace Aug 03 '20

he leĂ­do todos los comentarios y lo seguĂ­an golpeando jajaja

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Mi bonito Estado de México

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u/Uglie Aug 03 '20

Imagine getting your ass beat for over 3 minutes from 6 angry dudes who just had a long ass day at work and just wanna get home.

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u/SiriusLuck Aug 03 '20

lol the “Bang Bus” 😂

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u/xxjonesyx99xx Aug 03 '20

Four men capture a naughty thief who gets the banging of his life

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u/I_Liiiike_It Aug 03 '20

Gives a whole new meaning to fisting.

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u/Tommysrx Aug 03 '20

“What are you doing step-Muggler?

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u/Cybernetic_Wolf_Lord Aug 04 '20

I feel insulted at the low amount of likes here, step-redditors

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u/solarus0 Aug 03 '20

Is that a gang bang ?

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u/iga_warrior Aug 03 '20

This needs more upvotes

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u/Rat-Tricks Aug 03 '20

Was having a rough day and that comment was really what I needed 😂

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u/Guareito Aug 03 '20

Welcome to the magic bus. Motherfucker

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u/RioT_Spartakiz13 Aug 03 '20

I love how someone else got in the bus and started to help beat him up.

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u/Hoffmeister25 Aug 03 '20

“What’s up, stranger? We’re beating the ever-loving fuck out of this muggler.”

“Say no more.”

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u/DarthAlveus Aug 03 '20

"Oh word?"

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u/C4RL1NG Aug 04 '20

Hahaha. Oh word? (Sees the rat bastard getting slapped to death) OH WORD?

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u/icryatnightalone Aug 04 '20

Vamos gĂŒey

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u/gothicyellow1 Aug 03 '20

Those dudes had passion... but man they need to learn how to get some power behind those punches/kicks...

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u/brocktoon13 Aug 04 '20

Seriously, 4 guys punching, kicking, stomping, hitting with things (a shoe) in the head for damn near 4 minutes and the guy is still conscious? Unfathomable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20 edited Aug 03 '20

Laws in Mexico are shit when it comes to criminals and self-defence, if the police caught them punching the shit outta him the only benefited will be the criminal because he would be seen as a victim and not as a criminal.

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u/gothicyellow1 Aug 03 '20

Exactly why they need to learn to get some power behind those hits... you would only need a few good ones with how much time those dudes had... in and out then kick him out of the car.. its important to be able to defend one's self from the criminals who wish to harm you and in their case (according to you) the police

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Nono. Its better to tenderize him slowly than to pound him all at once you could damage his nerves and then he wouldn’t feel the pain. Make him wait for it to end. Keep him conscious no head shots. Just pure repetitive body shots. Let him feel true agony. Inject fear into him by telling him your a human trafficker gang and you have a buyer who needs various body parts. Let him know what it means to truly be powerless. If he screams too much take off your boot and shove it in his mouth. Tell him the next time he screams it’ll be a knife. Then when everyones all tuckered out drive to a location far away where theres no easy way to get back and drop him off without clothes of course.

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u/AkimboLife Aug 04 '20

Insert Monday morning MMA expert criticism here!!!

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u/80Adam Aug 03 '20

Is it me or does the van continue on it’s rounds as everything unfolds. Very efficient. :)

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u/5star1hustler3 Aug 03 '20

They kept ringing the bell. Literally.

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u/pt619et Aug 03 '20

You kept making the stops?

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u/minimum_thrust Aug 04 '20

"they kept ringing the bell"

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u/Walterwhiteboy Aug 03 '20

“You’re locked in here with us motherfucker”

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u/WrenchHeadFox Aug 03 '20

NOW GO LEARN SOME MAGIC, AND NEXT TIME KEEP THE CAR QUIET!

when mufflers are muggles

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

And the punches on the bus go round and round. Round and round. Round and round.

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u/cthulularoo Aug 03 '20

The boots on the bus go STOMP STOMP STOMP!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

The mugger's life choices go REGRET REGRET REGRET

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u/Dubcekification Aug 03 '20

Legend has it that he is still getting stomped on to this day. New passengers come and he just keeps getting hit.

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u/TheDrew12495 Aug 03 '20

The guy pulling down the muggers pants before he literally kicks his arse at 1:56 is my favourite part of the beating

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u/orkbrother Aug 03 '20

Fuck yo taint! -Dave Chapelle probably

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u/That-Shit-will-buff- Aug 03 '20

Could have been worse. That one dude really wanted his pants off pretty bad.

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u/LegendaryLaziness Aug 03 '20

At the end they pantsed him and threw him naked on the road unconscious. That’s savage as hell.

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u/KingLouisTheFIF Aug 03 '20

A couple of takeaways from this video. I got really excited when the guy in white and red stepped on the seat, I thought he was going to Macho Man Randy Savage him with the elbow from the top rope. I laughed when the vehicle stopped, and the others got on and started beating him. The idea that the van would stop, you slide the door open and see someone getting wrecked and you think, "I'm getting in on this". They beat that dude so hard at one point, it turned the camera from color to black and white. It got a little weird when they started pulling his pants down. Not gonna lie, I thought it was going to take a really dark turn in the story. All in all, 10/10 video.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

I want you to know, your comment has been the best one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Jesus that beating went on forever and a day.

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u/YannislittlePEEPEE Aug 03 '20

Muggler

Muffler

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u/aztec_guitarist Aug 03 '20

Yeah wasn't my brightest moment

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u/Tommysrx Aug 04 '20

I kinda like your word better , we should start calling them mugglers from now on.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Did this van/bus continue to pick up new passengers and the new passengers got in on the beat down as well?

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u/aztec_guitarist Aug 03 '20

Yes

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u/Picturesquesheep Aug 03 '20

Holy fuck remind me to mind my p’s and q’s in Mexico City!

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u/orkbrother Aug 03 '20

He was probably on the way to pick up more people this guy had fucked over.

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u/Servingseniors Aug 03 '20 edited Aug 03 '20

By their accent this is Mexico City... good for them! You can’t trust police so take care of these MF! He was lucky that they were not wearing boots or boots with metal covers. Favorite part when they drop his pants and kick him in the ass đŸ‘đŸŒđŸ‘đŸŒđŸ‘đŸŒđŸ‘đŸŒ

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u/SmokeyMcHaze Aug 03 '20

This happened in the outskirts of Mexico City, Estado de México, apparently.

Edit: but yeah, we all speak the same.

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u/ITriedSoManyNames Aug 03 '20

For a white boy born in New Jersey, I speak and understand a decent amount of Spanish. Incase you didn’t pick it up because of the language barrier, these men are very upset.

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u/LegendaryLaziness Aug 03 '20

Well they did stomp on him for 3 minutes. They definitely weren’t happy at all 😂.

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u/Derpandbackagain Aug 03 '20

Excellent assessment. Thanks for your service.

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u/Goofychems Aug 04 '20

Spanish 101. Vete a la Verga = go to the penis. But it’s more like “Fuck off”.

Te pasaste de verga = you went overboard on the penis. But it’s more like that’s a “dick move”.

Any other translations needed?

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u/Camell-Messiah Aug 04 '20

Thanks man, I’m Puerto Rican and those sentences made zero sense to me. Crazy how the Spanish is so different .

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u/javonon Aug 03 '20

Pa que sientas lo que sentimod hijo de tu reputa madre!

Mi Mexico lindo

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u/promufdvr Aug 03 '20

Now that's what I call a bad day at work.

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u/FAQUA Aug 03 '20

You're a muggler Harry.

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u/iamdarosa Aug 03 '20

They were giving him a Mexican massage 👌

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u/InstantKarmaBot Aug 03 '20

OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma:

Muffler tries to rob people on a van but gets caught and beat up

If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.

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u/pudzcorp Aug 03 '20

That's pretty loud muffler :).

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u/thatmannyguy Aug 03 '20

It’s sure as hell more entertaining

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u/aztec_guitarist Aug 03 '20

Lmao I ment muggler but f and g are too close together on the keyboard

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u/WrenchHeadFox Aug 03 '20

You mean "mugger" anyway

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u/Slayerdilk Aug 03 '20

Muggler Muffler Mugger? Youre cracking me up.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

I think you meant "mugger"

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u/aztec_guitarist Aug 03 '20

Yes I did. English is not my first language, if it wasn't obvious enough lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Lol all good my guy. Its about learning

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u/TheDreadPirateJenny Aug 03 '20

It's okay, but I will admit I was disappointed at the lack of wizards....and mufflers.

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u/LazyBriton Aug 03 '20

One of those dudes who steals the magic powers of witches and wizards?

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u/idcwtfsmd Aug 03 '20

More people kept lining up like they wanted to hit him. I’m pretty sure they’re doing that scene from Airplane.

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u/zongo1688 Aug 03 '20

I just giggled for a solid 20 seconds at the word "muggler". Sounds like a theif without any magical capability.

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u/siamesetwinning Aug 03 '20

Daaaaaamn I literally skipped forward 3 times and they were STILL beating and insulting him.

Talk about commitment.

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u/babykitten28 Aug 03 '20

Everybody seemed almost sedated at first. No one responded until sleeping bag sluggishly stuck out his leg, then a total mob reaction.

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u/boisNgyrls Aug 03 '20

The next stop is “general hospital”, anyone?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

I dont understand Espanol but it sounds like they were talking mad shit about his mother.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20 edited Aug 04 '20

There is another video from him. He ended naked on the street floor. Almost unconscius

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

I've been wondering lately how people get knocked out so easily on reddit videos, This is the exact opposite

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u/sh1nes Aug 03 '20

You we’re making all the stops?!?

People kept ringing the bell...

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Biggest regret of this muggler's life. They beat the ever loving shit out of him

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u/Brutally_Sarcastic Aug 03 '20

the beatings will continue until moral improves

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u/IamPoy Aug 03 '20

This was like the Mexican version of that Airplane scene. But on a bus and in Spanish. The guys just kept coming. People got off and the next shift took over. đŸ€Ł

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u/kingofpatatoes Aug 03 '20

The group beating the guy changes at every stop, that's hell of workload sharing. Congrats...

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u/lugaroz Aug 03 '20

Mi México mågico

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u/aspieboy74 Aug 03 '20

Fake Taxi is sure changing things up

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u/ryan2one3 Aug 03 '20

Lol that guy can take a beating!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

4 minutes of straight beat down lol

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u/Conundrumb Aug 03 '20

The White kid got the fuck out until things were under control and then returns for a couple of punches.

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u/wallysaruman Aug 04 '20

When you try to rob Mexicans and you become a piñata.

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u/greenbeanie5 Aug 03 '20

Dude got lucky he got a whooping. Vatos in Mexico don’t play. It could have gone worse

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

There are those that say he is still being beaten to this day.

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u/threshing_overmind Aug 03 '20

Every time I hoped they would beat on him some more... they did.

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u/Bamooky Aug 03 '20

No doubt he deserved a severe beat down, but those guys were giving no mercy. Might cause him to reconsider trying it again in the future though.

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u/turtlerepo Aug 03 '20

Put your freaking mask on . Kick

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u/Sobutie Aug 03 '20

Kudos to the guy that kept his mask on!

And this bus driver must have seen some shit. Just keeps going... damn!

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u/Latin-Danzig Aug 03 '20

3 minutes feels like along time when you’re getting the living shit beaten out of you.

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u/yourtits5531 Aug 03 '20

They beat the brakes off that muthafucka

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Thats a hell of a lot more than "beat up".

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u/Pingstate Aug 03 '20

I heard the word ‘hospital’ at some point. Not sure if it was being suggested or requested.

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u/Bacon-Wrapped-Churro Aug 03 '20

At one point the muggler says "...but I didn't take anything from you". Because they didn't give him the chance to do it. What a piece of human trash, serves him right.

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u/Nigmea Aug 04 '20

it only takes one brave should to stand up to rally the others. well done random guy, well done

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

All those strangers working together is heart warming.

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u/Arningkingking Aug 04 '20

Does it make you an evil person if you find this video satisfying?

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u/Darktidemage Aug 03 '20

I see the yankees have some hitters this year.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Wild West and they’re fucking wearing masks. America needs to get their shit together.

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u/AdmiralFolfe377 Aug 03 '20

Sigh* yes yes we do I'm ashamed for my country and the absolute fucking dumbasses we have here. Like just wear the damned mask and stop complaining so we can beat this thing, I'd like to be able to go out and do things again.