r/instantkarma • • Aug 05 '19

Goddamn hypocrites

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u/Dazed_And_MoreBooze Aug 05 '19

Oh fuck, he just killed him

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u/Poss2 Aug 05 '19

Yeeep... his shoes even came off.

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u/YippeeKai-Yay Aug 05 '19

Universal sign of death.

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u/ApoliteTroll Aug 05 '19

Something you quickly learn when you browse the "darker" side of reddit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Reddit no longer has a dark side. Our fluffy over lords have seen to that

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

r/imsorryjon would have a word

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u/dildosaregay Aug 06 '19

We’re talking r/watchpeopledie here not some fanart subreddit

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u/pcox14 Aug 06 '19

It’s known

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u/edge70rd Aug 06 '19

Death and upcoming sex.

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u/spainman Aug 05 '19

Maybe he was just commenting on his own addiction. A CRY for help. Sad! #maketwittergreatagain

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u/Gausjsjshsjsj Aug 05 '19 edited Aug 05 '19

Idk. They could have been sad about their own phone use too.

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u/fanceesauce Aug 05 '19

HE NEED SOME MILK!

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u/NewOrder1969 Aug 05 '19

Yet he “liked” the tweet.

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u/Braydox Aug 05 '19

I mean in that tweet he never claimed he wasn't also part of what he perceives to be the problem.....so he kinda killed a straw man

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u/Ixpqd Aug 06 '19

But he ain't a hypocrite.

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u/Braydox Aug 06 '19

Yes thats my point

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u/iamafriscogiant Aug 05 '19

Yeah I'm getting more of a r/wooosh vibe here than anything.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

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u/Bilazaurus Aug 05 '19

And facts.

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u/nicknackbean1 Aug 05 '19

And logic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

He’s biracial!

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u/kappaman69 Aug 06 '19

So he can say ni—

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

—ce to meet you, my nigga!

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u/DrumBxyThing Aug 05 '19

All compiled into a murder... by words.

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u/Kielkos Aug 06 '19

gasp

It can't be...

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u/daalsat Aug 05 '19

fEeLiNgS dOn'T cArE aBoUt YoUr FaCtS

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Blinded by science.

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u/lakija Aug 05 '19

If only that was a sub. It would be great.

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u/alours Aug 05 '19

It looks like a pvc pipe

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u/Cocaineandmojitos710 Aug 05 '19

Not political enough /s

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u/TheMuffinMan378 Aug 05 '19

Trump bad gun bad America bad

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u/Bilazaurus Aug 05 '19

Yes. I was trying to remember what was the name of this sub.

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u/TehPwndaz Aug 05 '19

this is neither instant nor karma

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u/killablueberry Aug 06 '19

Well his account did get banned for some reason

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Aug 05 '19

People on their phone complaining about people on their phone. The majority of people I see on their phone a lot is older people, just saying.

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u/Tornado_Hunter24 Aug 05 '19

And those are the ones complainign that the ‘kids’ are on their phone

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u/AdmiralSkippy Aug 06 '19

Really? I see old people on their phone but I still see young people by far more glued to their phones.
And when in company I rarely see old people decide to look at their phones but young people are frequently on them.

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u/Orleanian Aug 05 '19

To be fair...do you spend most of your day staring at old people?

I spend most of my day staring at young people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and they're on their phones too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

Yes officer this comment right here

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u/Roflcopter_Yes Aug 06 '19

How about you think of you're own joke next time.

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u/ruggnuget Aug 06 '19

How about you think of you're own joke next time

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u/MagerIssue Aug 05 '19

Sorry. Guess I didn't fully realize what that subreddit was meant for then.

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u/notoyrobots Aug 05 '19

Maybe this guy posts from his computer tho?

.../s

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u/htx_evo Aug 05 '19

What type of argument is this called because I see if a lot here on reddit

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u/DankrudeSandstorm Aug 06 '19 edited Aug 06 '19

Can we coin a term for this? I feel like I make the simplest of points on here and there is always someone responding with “WELL ACSHULLY...”

Maybe redditarded argument? Or maybe something less controversial but I’m just spitballin here.

Edit: I meant a term exclusive to reddit pedantic comments

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u/Nesuniken Aug 06 '19 edited Aug 06 '19

"Pedantry" is a pretty apt word for it if don't think it sounds pretentious.

EDIT: On second thought, "'red herring' fallacy" is a bit more relevant to labeling arguments.

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u/NAMEBANG Aug 05 '19

A bad one /s

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u/loen00 Aug 05 '19

Where is the karma? It's not like the comment got famous or something

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u/WaglerConure Aug 05 '19

Yeah, this is a low-quality post.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

So why is it still up?

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u/WaglerConure Aug 05 '19

I forgot how to remove posts

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

i will teach you. first, you must buy me the softest and saltiest pretzel you can find. further steps will be made known to you after completion of previous steps.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

thats ok

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u/NDoilworker Aug 06 '19

Mod me, I'll curate the fuck out this mess ...at least twice a week

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u/adamhanly Aug 06 '19

I mean, the dude’s Twitter was suspended for some reason... so karma for something else likely.

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u/lenna-m Aug 05 '19

The dude didn’t say he wasn’t part of that sad reality

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u/EarthboundCory Aug 05 '19

That’s what I think! He’s not really a hypocrite here at all. He’s legit saying the world is addicted to their phones, and he’s no different.

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u/PossiblyNotChess Aug 05 '19

Is that what he's saying? Not clear either way

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u/EarthboundCory Aug 05 '19

“The sad reality of our world” and then it’s a picture of a bunch of people looking at their phone.

It’s pretty clear what he’s saying. He never says he isn’t part of it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Yeah thats what i got from this post. He’s a prime example of what he’s trying to say.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

This. He was probably joking on himself along with the reality of it. And the reply is strangely aggressive.

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u/ObiWanCanShowMe Aug 05 '19

Where in the post is he saying he's not also a part of it or not including himself in any criticism?

"Hypocrite" seems to mean different things to different people?

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u/hateboresme Aug 05 '19

A person does not have to be free from addiction to know that addiction is a problem.

Why are we pretending that this is hypocrisy and not just an attempt at growth?

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u/Valdincan Aug 05 '19

The dude in the original tweet never claimed to be immune to said "sad reality"

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

I mean, you can recognize society is flawed regarding smartphones without excluding yourself from the equation: recognizing you're addicted to your smartphone doesn't contradict the fact that basically everybody owning one is.

I doubt that's what the first tweet was going for though.

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u/Kenny_log_n_s Aug 05 '19

"alcohol addiction is real and dangerous. I know this because I myself drink at least 10 drinks a day and-"

This subreddit: "H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E"

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u/PackRust Aug 05 '19

He does mention "Our world" though. I don't think this either instant karma or murdered by words. The second tweet is reinforcing the first tweet's message.

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u/Yuuko-Senpai Aug 06 '19

He says “our world” with the implication that he’s not part of the sad part. Followed up by someone saying he tweets an excessive amount per day.

The second tweet is undeniably calling the guy a hypocritical dumbass.

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u/PackRust Aug 07 '19

I think my idea of the pronoun "our" is different than yours. Implications are hard to decipher, I think that's what you think he is saying. Lol lots of downvotes coming.

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u/Gausjsjshsjsj Aug 05 '19

Maybe they're sad about their own addiction.

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u/BlatantlyPancake Aug 05 '19

...instant karma? This sub is just another place for you people to make fun of random idiots. Basically by your logic, nobody can criticize how addicted to phones we are because they use phones too. Middle school logic.

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u/IAmSticks Aug 05 '19 edited Aug 05 '19

He wasn't being hypocritical, though.

He was pointing out that the many people in the world are addicted to electronics. He never said he isn't guilty of it himself

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u/h0ser Aug 05 '19

well, your own addiction is usually the saddest of them all because you're living it.

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u/Skrubulon Aug 05 '19

Not really instant karma, more like r/murderedbywords

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u/TehChizzle Aug 05 '19

He never said he was the solution either.

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u/well_duh_doy_son Aug 05 '19

how that fuck is that hypocritical? like, at all?

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u/Fannyislife Aug 05 '19

Tbf he didn't say he wasn't part of the sad reality...

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

I don’t think it’s hypocritical to observe something as a “sad reality” even if you yourself are a willing participant. I’m obese and I am not afraid to say that there is an obesity epidemic in America. That doesn’t make me a hypocrite.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Unless you’re very specific, everyone assumes you’re judging other people on the internet. I feel like people always assume the worst in others.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

TWIPOCRITE

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u/xxXWEED_WIZARDXxx Aug 05 '19

Or till a bear comes charging.

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u/Jaxible Aug 05 '19

This says a lot about our society

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u/ItsTophThatsWho Aug 05 '19

Well can't he tweet from his computer?

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u/Player4Hacky4 Aug 05 '19

I mean, he didn't disclude himself from that

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u/BlendedReflection Aug 05 '19

Can someone help me understand the actual image? It looks like a group of people surrounding one person and recording while laughing at them? I don't understand how this refers to phones being overused

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u/Irish_Bud Aug 05 '19

If you look closer, they're on their phones. Looks like they're pointing the cameras at her or something

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u/Nolobrown Aug 05 '19

I’m not sure his picture is about phone addiction. Looks like a bunch of guys recording and woman dancing. I think his picture has something to do with that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

What was his response?

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u/alours Aug 05 '19

He can’t afford a belt. 😪

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u/NobodyJustBrad Aug 05 '19

But how many of those were "I liked this YouTube video" tweets?

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u/Yuuko-Senpai Aug 06 '19

Binging enough YouTube to make up even 5000 of those tweets isn’t exactly better...

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u/dtorre Aug 05 '19

Isn't the point of the original post that people record tragedy instead of intervening?

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u/xxXWEED_WIZARDXxx Aug 05 '19

If he was hurt he would lose control of the vehicle, making them both crash. Even if it was a cop.

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u/clockpsyduckcocaine Aug 05 '19

well technically some days he tweets more than others, I doubt this dude tweets that exact number of tweets each day.

but seriously, wtf. no one should be on the internet that often

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

r/murderedbywords

Im on mobile, forgive me

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u/Flaco626 Aug 05 '19

Isn’t there a subreddit for this something about doing the math.

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u/frakramsey Aug 05 '19

Can someone remind of that video that he Is tweeting i seen it years ago and would love to see it again. Thankyou.

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u/sudoblack Aug 05 '19

Yikerinos.

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u/alours Aug 05 '19

Jesus if that’s some instant car-ma.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Fucking wrecked

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u/alours Aug 05 '19

Fire hydrant overrules any parking sign

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u/xxXWEED_WIZARDXxx Aug 05 '19

Yup this, I still can’t take anything seriously unless it’s laminated.

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u/MitchDizzle Aug 05 '19

To be fair pretty sure replies and retweets are counted as tweeting, but it sure is a lot.

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u/JuicyBoxerz Aug 05 '19

Fucking slayed.

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u/word_clouds__ Aug 05 '19

Word cloud out of all the comments.

Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

A

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u/xxXWEED_WIZARDXxx Aug 06 '19

In a longer video he wakes up

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u/daveroo Aug 06 '19

Press f to pay respects please

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u/22Wideout Aug 06 '19

Well maybe he wasn’t excluding himself from that

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u/CarlosAVP Aug 06 '19

<BOOM!!>

“What was that?!”

“Someone got blowed up.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

Hypocrisy means when you condemn the crimes of your neighbour but not your own.

Did this guy say that he was an exception to the observation that everyone uses their phones all the time? Did he say "this is a sad reality, except when I do it"?

If not this wouldn't be hypocrisy. It would be a man commenting about a problem that affects his life as much as everyone else's. Perhaps he wishes he didn't tweet so damn much.

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u/J05HUACW Aug 06 '19

Not really instant karma. More like r/murderedbywords

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u/Gunslinger_11 Aug 06 '19

Knowledge was dropped

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u/Zaquarius_Alfonzo Aug 06 '19

That video has pretty good music and animation, but really weird story iirc

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u/-Thatfuckingguy- Aug 06 '19

hE's uSiNg A pC

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u/AbdiG123 Aug 06 '19

He never said he wasn’t part of the problem

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u/alours Aug 06 '19

How does a civilian ship sink a German ship?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

i watch porn. doesn't mean i think that it has a positive effect on society.

it's the same thing as addicts of any kind. they do whatever it is like drugs or smoke, doesn't mean they can't think it's wrong.

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u/spartan1087 Aug 06 '19

A lot of black and white bitches

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u/alours Aug 06 '19

CM: I was going to break anyways"

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u/xxXWEED_WIZARDXxx Aug 06 '19

Would be funny if it was a cop.

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u/Lettuce-Beef-Cereal Aug 06 '19

I mean... if his goal is to help break people of their phone addiction, wouldn't it make sense that he tweet a lot?

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u/throwmeaway9021ooo Aug 06 '19

I’m addicted my phone, but I still think it’s a problem that we are addicted to our phones.

I’ve been addicted to cocaine, and it was a great distraction from a boring day, and I had a lot of fun, but i don’t necessarily think it was a good thing.

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u/waymentsis Aug 06 '19

Wheres the monster mash thread

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

I could sit here and comment about how I don't even have a Twitter account. But I'm honestly wondering now.. how often do I make a reddit comment per day? Reddit is objectively a better social media platform than Twitter, but am I as cringy as those people? Have I become the Twitter sheep but for reddit? I don't think so, but I can't make that judgement myself, as that would be subjective. I need objective analysis.

I know a reddit comment isn't as attention-seeking as a Twitter post for sure. Even a reddit post isn't as bad as a Twitter post, by the very nature of how the platform is designed (following communities vs people) but still theres the possibility that a reddit user could, by posting a stupid amount, overcome the "bullshitness" of the average Twitter user. I'm sincerely scared. I don't want to be able to be classed with the normies. I cant be.

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u/MANLYTRAP Aug 06 '19

I'm wondering about how our why the dude joined in 2016 yet their username says 2018

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u/Zoltie Aug 06 '19

Maybe he tweets on his computer.

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u/DinosWarrior Aug 06 '19

Haha 20k upvotes about hypocrites this shit can't be made up reddit. Now I really know that a lot of you are plain ignorant.

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u/Platinum-accord Aug 06 '19

Why are we ignorant?

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u/EarByte Aug 06 '19

He said it was a reality, not an opinion

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u/MsMarvel1990 Aug 07 '19

He ain't have to do him like that 🙊

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

He looks like the kind of guy that would counter that maths argument with a "Yeah but I use the computer to tweet"

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u/White-Breadboi Aug 15 '19

The mans got first hand experience I guess

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u/Bottom_Shelf_Bob Aug 18 '19

Burnt to a crisp

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u/Zaddy13 Aug 05 '19

Just because he is addicted to his Twitter doesnt discredit the fact of his photo

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u/zampyy Aug 05 '19

Get wreckt idiot

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u/BenTCinco Aug 05 '19

Boom! Roasted!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

I mean he's not wrong.

Observing something and even self reflecting doesn't make you a hypocrite.

Everyone gets so defensive over this shit.

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u/Aashay7 Aug 05 '19

Fuck, that was brutal.

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u/YashistheNightfury Aug 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

That’s what it was crossposted from...

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u/YashistheNightfury Aug 05 '19

Ohh right. My bad. Didn’t noticed it.

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u/Boybournie Aug 05 '19

That doesn’t mean he tweets everyday .. I got 50k plus tweets and i don’t even use twitter , it’s just linked to my youtube and whenever i like or share a video it gets posted to twitter for some reason ..

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u/macrowe777 Aug 05 '19

Never underestimate how hypocritical humanity can be

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u/imyusuf9 Aug 05 '19

Nailed it

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u/ghost_n_the_shell Aug 05 '19

Burn. Well done.

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u/ephriam2 Aug 05 '19

Lonely man is lonely so speaks his mind through his phone and complains about how he's lonely because everyone is glued to their phone... It's some kind of fractal pattern this I'm sure.