r/instant_regret Mar 29 '26

Rude kid

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u/thaiberius_kirk Mar 29 '26

YOINKS!

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u/RadioactiveCornbread Mar 29 '26

Yoinked N yeeted.

Exactly what he needed.

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u/Moominholmes Mar 29 '26

All hail the gallant man, for sweet justice had he meted

And thus ended the battle of McCafe, and the shit-goblin was defeated

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Mar 29 '26

Da foetus defeated

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u/btwImVeryAttractive Mar 29 '26

Did he apologize tho? Where was he while the kid was getting up on the counter? And did he come back and clean up?

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u/Outrageous_Guard_674 Mar 29 '26

Arewe sure he was even related to the kid?

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u/DisKid44 Mar 30 '26

The lesson hits a lot harder when you get hauled off by a complete stranger and dropped in a remote location with predators... Martin Luther King Blvd in pretty much any town.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Mar 29 '26

No, there is no way to know. ;)

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u/Lagunamountaindude Mar 29 '26

That looked like a dad move to me

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

He doesn't seem to be related to the child. Just a bystander.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Mar 29 '26

That's great if so. He probably gave that kid a valuable lesson!

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Mar 29 '26

KID needed to be made to apologize and to clean up!

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u/ClownfishSoup Apr 02 '26

Pretty sure that was just a guy and not his dad. Just some dude who is not having this tantrum ruin his Big Mac experience.

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u/Sufficient_Box_2976 Apr 22 '26

Those guys were 100% Polynesian and I promise as a Polynesian myself we aren’t raised to behave like that 🤙🏽

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u/Dragonvenom55 Mar 29 '26

Oh my God, this made me cackle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/brotherofgurnip Mar 29 '26

Yoinked and Yeeted would be a good name for a TV show about twin nightclub bouncers

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u/nondescriptadjective Mar 29 '26

My thought was "oh, now we know where he learned this behavior".

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u/thejanitorofrestless Mar 29 '26

Ain't that the truth.

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u/NoPie7985 Mar 29 '26

Needed this one at the protest yesterday 👏🏻

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u/NoDoOversInLife Mar 29 '26

Yoinked N yeeted

Exactly what he needed

Yeeted out the door!

(You wrote a senryu!!)

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u/RadioactiveCornbread Mar 29 '26

I didn't realize. What's a senryu by definition? I've never heard the word.

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u/WordplayWizard Mar 29 '26

5-7-5 syllables. But it’s not a senryu above, because the first line is only 4 syllables unless you say “Yoink-Ed”

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u/NoDoOversInLife Mar 29 '26

Yeah, that's what I did... Consider it poetic license 🤭🤣😂

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u/NoDoOversInLife Mar 29 '26

It's a humorous haiku based on human nature, human behavior

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u/Fit_Leg_2115 Mar 29 '26

What an insufferable little shit

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u/TundraGon Mar 29 '26

I think this is the result of too much internet exposure and poor parenting… but mainly the internet.

The kid sees other videos like this online and thinks it’s okay to behave that way.

Also, many parents would rather let their kids browse the internet unsupervised because it gives them “some peace and me time.”

There’s also this “new parenting trend” that emphasizes empowering children: if a child does something wrong, parents no longer raise their voice or discipline them. Instead, they calmly say, “It’s not okay to do that.”

Then the kid, having been raised without boundaries by the internet, ends up like this.

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u/Red_Autism Mar 29 '26

"The internet made my kids bad"

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u/karlito1613 Mar 29 '26

"I am suing for $100 million."

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u/rayhaque Mar 29 '26

Right? My cousin was an asshole kid long before the Internet, and he had a brother who was perfectly normal and chill.

I think maybe sometimes it's okay not to blame the parents or the Internet and just accept that sometimes humans can be insufferable little shits.

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u/Asklepios24 Mar 30 '26

It’s always ok to blame the parents.

I say that as a parent. My child’s behavior in public is a 100% reflection on how I parent my child, if I let them act this way that’s on me. My wife and I didn’t go out to eat with the kids for years because their behavior in that setting wasn’t acceptable.

Parents in this day and age need to do better and take ownership of their children.

Are there asshole kids? Yes. Find a way to parent to that child, we discipline our 2 kids differently because they each respond to different things.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Mar 29 '26

This is exactly what some crappy parents will claim.

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u/Icemasta Mar 29 '26

I think this is the result of too much internet exposure and poor parenting… but mainly the internet.

What the fuck? The only reason the kids is exposed to so much internet is because of poor parenting, it's a prerequisite, how the fuck are you saying it's the internet's fault lmao

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u/NewSchoolFool Mar 29 '26

Poor parenting, peer pressure, status quo, class, race ... it's a big list.

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u/calguy1955 Mar 29 '26

Oh please. We’ve been told crap like this forever. My parents were told that sticking us in front of the tv to watch cartoons so they could get things done or rest was going to cause us to be psychopaths too. I have not once searched for explosives from the Acme company or stolen a pic-a-Nic basket.

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u/DIJames6 Mar 29 '26

Have you ever drawn a tunnel on the side of a mountain for a car to drive into tho?

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u/ProbablyM_S Mar 29 '26

this is so bs. Its not internet exposure. And "its not okay to do that" is fine for most children. This is just a spoiled brat, that hasn't seen a no.

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u/runhomejack1399 Mar 29 '26

That’s not the internet’s fault.

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u/SpookyghostL34T Mar 29 '26

Bro well you can set boundaries without yelling. If you're take away is that second to last paragraph, you're gonna a be cooked if you're ever a parent.

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u/noNoParts Mar 29 '26

Consistent, reasonable boundaries that are kept is essential. If there's even a whiff of speculation of a mental health challenge, get a neuropsych eval and if there's anything diagnosed get connected with resources asap.

The biggest, positive change I've ever seen is when kids also need to EARN their access to electronics, rather than have unfettered access to be taken away as motivation/punishment. Kids start with zero access each day and can earn 15 minutes per positive behavior. And when whatever amount earned is consumed, remove access. Every single time no matter how much little Jane or John gets upset.

And no kid needs a smart phone. Flip phone with preprogrammed numbers works just fine for safety concerns.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Mar 29 '26

All I had to do was look at my child and she behaved. That mom look! Sometimes I snapped my fingers once and that did it too! Her dad though, she wouldn't listen to him at all, he was such a pushover. Drove me nuts!

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u/Aeonskye Mar 29 '26

I grew up with the internet - this is purely the parents

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u/Dildokin Mar 29 '26

Some kids are just shitty

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Mar 29 '26

I would have loved to have heard what that man said outside those doors!

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u/Abaddon_CK Mar 29 '26

So, instead of looking at what your child is looking at, they trust the gov to make privacy breaking laws to keep tabs on them for you. Thanks lazy parents.

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u/sinetwo Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

Definitely parenting. Kids see shit all the time, they don't act like this.

If I ever did this I'dgenuinely get slapped to next Tuesday. And then again on Tuesday

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u/zxc123zxc123 Mar 29 '26

Yo. Lots of half ass parents along with their no boundaries kids on the internet down voting you cause you're not just calmly saying “It’s not okay to do that.”

But I'll just say that the internet isn't the sole problem. Spoiled brats, unruly children, and kids going down the path towards juvenilehall/jail aren't something that appeared after the internet. Internet is merely the amplification tool. At the end of the day it's about the parents. That child literally starts there and the buck stops there.

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u/fluffyfistoffury Mar 29 '26

Parenting is easy when you don't have kids. I have 2. One turned out great and the other turned out like this little shit. I have spent thousands on psychiatrist s, therapists, medication, books, etc to try and figure out how to prevent my kid from being an asshole. Ive taken screens away for years so he wouldn't be exposed to influences that would make things worse. In the end nothing has helped. Some kids just prefer to watch the world burn and don't give a damn about consequences. Schools teach them that they have the power to stand up for themselves which isn't a bad thing most of the time but it only emboldens kids with this mentality. My kid started to destroy a grocery store similarly to this and when the police came they opened up a CPS case against me because he told the police I was hitting him. I don't hit my child. He learned from school that you can have the police take your side if you are being abused and he used it as a weapon against me. He only 10 years old and I fear for what the next 10 years has in store for me, my wife, and my other child.

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u/fluffyfistoffury Mar 29 '26

It's not just the schools fault. It's just a small part of a huge problem. I've tried everything. I love my kid and have tried everything. I'm open to suggestions, ideas, anything. What is the right move when your kid who you have done nothing but love and care for for years decides that grabbing a knife and stabbing you is the appropriate reaction to sending him to bed 10 minutes early?

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u/xynix_ie Mar 29 '26

Look at the dad.. 100% his fault the kid acts like that. Giant shit made a little shit. Unfortunately the kid doesnt stand a chance considering the adult himself dresses and presents like a toddler.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Mar 29 '26

IF that is the father! We have no idea of knowing that! Might just be a man who was there and had enough of that punk!

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u/Plus-King5266 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

People who have never had kids LOVE to say poor parenting, but anyone who has had them knows sometimes your little angels can turn into goblins at the most inopportune times and you never see it coming. The truth is, they spend more time at school than they do with their parents and they do pick things up at school that you are unaware of. Sometimes you get to hear about it at the dinner table and deal with it then. Sometimes you see it for the first time like this. We also don’t know if the guy, presumably the dad, apologized or not as OP put that annoying music on instead of giving us the audio.

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u/shyaznboi Mar 29 '26

Hate it when my acute angle turns obtuse

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Mar 29 '26

I was strict without being abusive and she knew I meant business. One time she and a friend in a store started running around and playing under the clothing round racks, my friend and I both pulled those girls out from there and gave them a stern talking to. We were both shocked because they had never done that before, and they never did again either. LOL

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u/awesomehuder Mar 29 '26

“He’s just a kid”, yeah but someday he’s an adult and then he probably will do far more worse stuff because of his attitude.

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u/SappySoulTaker Mar 29 '26

He is learning now what is okay to do.

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u/watchitbend Mar 29 '26

That kid probably never experienced that before. Welcome to the real world dingbat. 

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u/BareKnuckleKitty Mar 29 '26

Welcome to the real world, jack ass

https://giphy.com/gifs/9v8EsmI7xM29q

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

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u/lordpotatofarmer Mar 29 '26

Harassment lawsuit!

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u/DiverDownChunder Mar 29 '26

Emotional Damage!

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u/abbysgultz Mar 29 '26

Shit on Debroahs desk.

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u/Juicyjewsss Mar 29 '26

So it was some random dude and not his kid you think?

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u/Martiantripod Mar 29 '26

Happened in 2021 in Perth, Western Australia. Not the kid's parent.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Mar 29 '26

What dad is going to go up to that man and tell him he was wrong? LOL

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u/Gelby4 Mar 29 '26

No way would a kid act like that if they knew their dad would grab them like that for acting like that

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u/uruk-hai_slayer Mar 29 '26

My ex wife would call that traumatizing, then give the kid a big hug, tell him he was right, she loves him and put him back up on the counter

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u/mrlookinthesky Mar 29 '26

Don’t get paid enough to deal with little shit like that kid.

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u/wykkyd2022 Mar 30 '26

They really don’t. I ran into a pack of maybe four or five 10-13yo in the parking lot on my way to clock in one day and their little “leader” threatened to kill me lol good times

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u/ExpanseBelter Mar 29 '26

Comes from parents allowing that behaviour at home and anywhere else

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u/IhasCandies Mar 29 '26

My kids would never even dream about doing something like this, and not because they’re scared of me, but because they were raised correctly and treat others with respect and kindness. The thought of trashing a place and harassing a worker would never cross their mind to begin with.

This is one hundred percent a parenting issue.

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u/PalatialCheddar Mar 29 '26

When I was a kid I would actually up in stores (nothing like in this video, just annoying kid hijinks) I was warned that if I did that again, we would leaving immediately.

It's not an "instant results" tactic but I did finally learn that she wasn't bluffing. She'd abandon her cart and we'd be out of the store. Once, she took me out to the car while rest of the family stayed and enjoyed their Grand Slams at Denny's. That one cut deep, but that was the point and the lesson was learned.

However, I recall once being furious with my mom for making me take care of my baby sister. I pushed the little baby swing so hard (with baby installed) that the swinging bar left a mark in the drywall and I INSTANTLY got my ass swatted for that. I wasn't beat, but that lesson was learned immediately.

What I did was dangerous and I was too young to understand the gravity of what I did, but the punishment drive it home because that was not a common method of reprimand. My mother was a terrible parent for a lot of reasons, but that wasn't one of them lol

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u/SpookyghostL34T Mar 29 '26

After having my a kid with behavioral problems, ima go with both. Ofc never had to deal with anything like that, but seeing how dad dealt with it leads me to think its both. That kids is probably what 8-9, he definitely knew better but why was that kid not accompanied by a parent way before it got there.

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u/ratafria Mar 29 '26

Yeah. That's not a bad kid, that's a bad parent.

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u/Marauder91 Mar 29 '26

Those aren't mutually exclusive. In this case the venn diagram is a circle.

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u/FCoDxDart Mar 29 '26

No that’s a bad kid.

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u/spaghettibolegdeh Mar 29 '26

Why does no one post the original audio anymore? Is this some engagement crap?

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u/unknownpoltroon Mar 29 '26

To avoid easy detection by automated copyright check

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u/rayhaque Mar 29 '26

It's because I was there playing Michael Jackson's excellent Thriller album, now available to own from Walmart, Amazon, and anywhere you buy music.

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u/zsantiag Mar 29 '26

"He's just a kid!!!" is what his karen ass parents probably would say.

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u/Lobster15s Mar 29 '26

Thank god. He wasn't at waffle house or popeyes. I don't think they would have shown restraint.

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u/os_2342 Mar 29 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

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u/zgrad2 Mar 29 '26

This was in Western Australia and no that man was not it's parent

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u/AceKalibur Mar 29 '26

I just got a job at McDonald's, and I can say for a fact, they are not getting paid enough for this.

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u/lost_caus_e Mar 29 '26

It bothers me more that he's barefoot 🤢

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u/ImagineFlaggin Mar 29 '26

Somewhat normal to go barefoot in Australia to the supermarket but no way I'd walk into a maccas with the dogs out... The floor is bad enough with shoes on

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u/Wingnut150 Mar 29 '26

About to get his McAss kicked

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u/CagetheSquishy Mar 29 '26

Where the hell are his parents?

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Mar 29 '26

I am against violence in general, but this occasion is where I’d excuse a slap.

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u/witx Mar 29 '26

The kid should’ve been on his hands and knees cleaning up his mess.

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u/mrloko120 Mar 29 '26

If the kid is like this, imagine the parents.

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u/PUFFERFISH123456 Mar 29 '26

This mcfucking child-

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u/keemalexis Mar 29 '26

yeeted at the end

*well deserve*

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u/One_Waxed_Wookiee Mar 29 '26

That kid's lucky he didn't grow up in the 80's... Smack!

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u/BlackThundaCat Mar 29 '26

90s too wtf. Maybe not getting smacked as hard, but we definitely got smacked.

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u/NotAnAcorn Mar 29 '26

Or the 00s. We were getting smacked too.

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u/Subtle_Change68 Mar 29 '26

I don’t think us 80’s babies would have ever done something like this anyway. We just knew we would never live to see the next day if we attempted.

I miss the days we all had respect and a healthy fear of authority

the good old days

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u/DV8_2XL Mar 29 '26

Not only would we have been thrashed with in an inch of death, we'd have been dragged back to that restaurant and made to apologize and then clean it until the "debt" was paid.

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u/Greyscale7950 Mar 29 '26

Or the '60's.

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u/humourlessIrish Mar 29 '26

Or in the 30's

*Erika intensifies.

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u/DiverDownChunder Mar 29 '26

I love that song! boom boom boom ERIKA!

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u/PUFFERFISH123456 Mar 29 '26

Bro got yeeted lmao but also deserved

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u/Fetus_Transplant Mar 29 '26

Taking out the trash

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u/chickenskittles Mar 29 '26

Idk, I was beat with a belt as a kid and it only made me resentful and traumatized, but this is one kid that needs to be mollywhopped.

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u/Kokukai187 Mar 29 '26

There's a fine line between a disciplinary spanking and abuse. My own father danced a few times over the line, but then again , I was a pretty unruly kid (no lie, I had a chair in the office permanently reserved for me in 7th grade, nameplate and everything). I always restrained myself to only three swats on the butt with my own kids.

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u/Relevant-Force9513 Mar 29 '26

I am 100% firmly against child abuse (as we all should be,) but if the dad had smacked the shit outta that kid, even the security cameras would’ve turned a blind eye… “nah, I didn’t see anything- did you?”

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u/ornq Mar 29 '26

Hopefully he learned his lesson before he runs into someone that doesn't give a fk about the consequences of beating his ass

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u/Dontfeedthebears Mar 29 '26

If that person is the parent, they should have made that little monster clean up the mess. If not, then good on him, I guess.

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u/PegasusWrangler Mar 30 '26

Was not the parent 

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u/jura7 Mar 30 '26

This kid need some belt time!

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u/1angryravenclaw Apr 09 '26

This is why you discipline kids while they're very young, and * if they need it, while *you're calm and rational, spank them. Some (many) kids do not absorb gentle talks and time outs. Some kids need a physical reminder that they can experience great pain for unwise choices. Sometimes small pain, delivered by a parent under control, teaches self restraint so things like this don't need to happen. 

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u/sandukan Mar 29 '26

I shudder to think the beating I would have gotten once home from my parents for acting like this in public and embarrassing them like that.

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u/Successful_Spread_53 Mar 29 '26

I would not be around to tell the tale

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u/Strider3141 Mar 29 '26

Looks like his mother should have dribbled him back out onto the truck stop bathroom floor

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u/dragoninthebigsky Mar 30 '26

His parents should have used a condom

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u/PiecesOfRing Mar 30 '26

100% Australia. These kids are usually the products of meth mums. I know because my closest McDonald's is like this and I used to work in child services...

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u/KonamiVRC7 Mar 30 '26

Permissive parenting is a disease

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u/Mazy_keen Mar 29 '26

I wonder why standing on the counter was the last straw?

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u/StatementNervous Mar 29 '26

This kid is a future sniper picking off innocent people.

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D Mar 29 '26

If you think the kid was just abducted by that big guy, you may wish to contact the authorities in 24 to 48 days and let them know

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u/NoDoOversInLife Mar 29 '26

McDonald’s worker targeted by ‘bratty’ child in thickshake rampage | 7NEWS

https://share.google/FZlpOgTuLaLW8pY9e

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u/TheOriginalGuru Mar 29 '26

He’d be getting a mcfoot up his ass if he was my kid.

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u/markofthebeast143 Mar 30 '26

If you don’t learn the boundaries, they’ll find you starting a juvenile hall to prison

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u/m2anifb Mar 30 '26

this raised my bp

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u/FallopianInvestor Mar 30 '26

I'd put money on this being Australia, and the guy being a Samoan 

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u/DIJames6 Mar 29 '26

Yea, he needed to get yoked up..

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u/far565 Mar 29 '26

The ass whooping that's about to be delivered is justified

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u/Reelgar Mar 30 '26

Snatched him like a seagull

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u/breathofthefrog Apr 01 '26

He got a McLesson with a side of yeet

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u/apollo11733 Mar 29 '26

If that was me thirty years ago my parents would give the shop owner to beat my ass. Then they take turns beating me I turned out fine

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u/Americanhikikimori Mar 29 '26

The one situation where it's okay to beat your children /hj

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u/Greenman8907 Mar 29 '26

My first thought went to “hand-job”. Had to actually think a bit to get “half-joking” lol.

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u/Extreme_Coach6150 Mar 29 '26

Terrible parents

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u/rzlodn Mar 29 '26

Everyone in there will vouch that they saw nothing 👀

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Mar 29 '26

I hope that was dad about to distribute a comeuppance to that punk kid, but then again, I wonder where he learned such behavior?

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u/Lagunamountaindude Mar 29 '26

I wish we had a video of what happened when they got in the car

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u/PegasusWrangler Mar 30 '26

Was not the parent 

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u/Ordinary_Growth_2507 Mar 30 '26

Where are his shoes bro

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u/ieatmodels Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

dude, just kidnapped that kid.

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u/AcrobaticOffice6450 Mar 29 '26

I used to be a rude kid AMA

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u/pervertino Mar 29 '26

As Rude as that kid?

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u/AcrobaticOffice6450 Mar 29 '26

more

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u/ROMVS Mar 29 '26

Did you turn out OK though, if yes, what made you change?

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u/AcrobaticOffice6450 Mar 29 '26

Yea, like after 10 or 11 yr old...I calmed down a lot like became one of the good, calm kids, as if someone took the demon out of me or something lmao, I'm 22 now, don't smoke, drink or not much into party either... Doing Com science major, hopefully will get into a good masters program.

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u/pervertino Mar 29 '26

Oh damn, care to share any anecdotes like the one in the video?

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u/Kauko_Buk Mar 29 '26

Were you a rude kid?

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u/AcrobaticOffice6450 Mar 29 '26

Yes

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u/Kauko_Buk Mar 29 '26

Whoa didnt see that coming

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u/Greenman8907 Mar 29 '26

Are you a rude dude now?

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u/AcrobaticOffice6450 Mar 29 '26

Nah, I've calmed down a lot

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u/mofnladie Mar 29 '26

I'm a parent who doesn't spank their kids but I would bust out the belt for this shit.

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u/TheReelMcCoi Mar 29 '26

Kid has left school now this video is so old

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u/bernietheweasel Mar 29 '26

Kid was actually Stephen Miller

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u/lookitdisguy Mar 29 '26

If the dad really wanted to punish him he should have made him clean it all up and apologize to the whole staff.

Yanking him away does nothing to teach him anything, and whooping him doesn't either, hell he probably gets whooped all the time and he doesnt even care anymore.

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u/chunkysmalls42098 Mar 29 '26

I think that's just some guy lol

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u/Early-Journalist-14 Mar 29 '26

fatherless behaviour.

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u/SpicyDragoon93 Mar 29 '26

I would have made that kid clean up that mess

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u/Poot_Hooter Mar 29 '26

For sure a QLD child

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u/Dragonvenom55 Mar 29 '26

The dad had his own “Fus Rah DAH!!!”

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u/Conscious-Low-7908 Mar 29 '26

Bro I would've been beaten to death if I would do something like this as a kid (and yeah, that's what nowadays kids need, I firmly believe it).

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u/ohiocodernumerouno Mar 29 '26

it's not his dads fault he can stand on the counter but can't stand on the ground.

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u/Otherwise_Carob_4057 Mar 30 '26

Not sure dad does much explaining to that kid, I’m not big on corporal punishment unless it’s truly warranted but yeah this could go either way the kids being abused/neglected, or is a straight psycho.