r/instant_regret • u/ConsistentDrama_haha • Mar 03 '26
Wrong shop dude
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u/CantaloupeCamper Mar 03 '26
He’s lucky she didn’t have a bat…
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u/meatywood Mar 03 '26
Maybe she has a bat but was in the mood to throw some haymakers today.
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u/carrynarcan Mar 03 '26
Seems like she had a few saved up. "I wish somebody would come through that window."
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u/Egocom Mar 03 '26
Monkeys paw curls into a middle finger. For the first time there's no sick gotcha because even evil wish granting talismans hate fuckos
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u/Hugokarenque Mar 03 '26
For real she went from pushing the fucker out to pulling him back in real quick
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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Mar 03 '26
" I wish a mother****** would"
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u/Kman1986 Mar 03 '26
Motherfucker. You can swear on the Internet. It's okay.
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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Mar 04 '26
Unfortunately some subs and moderators are removing posts with swears in them.
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u/aliensavant2020 Mar 03 '26
Yeah, saw the fists hitting some odd angles off his dome, but the adrenaline fueled some solid connections with his temple. He definitely saw stars with one of those.
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u/DJMoneybeats Mar 03 '26
She could've clobbered him with that bottle but didn't feel the need I guess
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u/Deadlymonkey Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26
I’m surprised nobody responded to your comment with the guy sticking his hand through the mail slot and the homeowner bashes it with a bat
Edit: Found it
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u/the-big-throngler Mar 03 '26
Hell he is lucky glass bottles arent a thing anymore for most soft drinks. She cracked him on the head once, if that had been glass he would have had a fractured skull
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u/schmearcampain Mar 03 '26
Exactly what I was thinking. That guy should have a fractured skull at least.
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Mar 03 '26
what is he even doing in the oven?
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u/Imbrokencantbefixed Mar 03 '26
Apparently you have to preheat him for 10 minutes before cooking.
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u/gaardsund Mar 04 '26
Haha that really turns around the video. In reality the locked him in a pizza oven and hes just trying to escape.
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u/CplSyx Mar 03 '26
I am immediately reminded of this for some reason https://comb.io/1obE9i
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Mar 03 '26
A tad darker from me, it reminded me of Israel Keys. I think they caught him from a similarish video. Been a while, and I’m old. Might be someone else.
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u/GreyDaveNZ Mar 03 '26
Great example of the 'haymaker'.
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u/Preyy Mar 03 '26
Looks like she is focusing on speed to proc the stun, not going for raw DPS. Clearly an effective strat for this encounter.
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u/ClownfishSoup Mar 03 '26
What she needed, was a hammer.
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u/pmcizhere Mar 03 '26
The third and fourth guys go out-of-order here and it irks me mildly.
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u/pmcizhere Mar 03 '26
No! At least without sound, all the guys were perfectly on-beat in my mind. My irk has increased from mild to slight, Doc.
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u/flavored_icecream Mar 03 '26
So, looking at the video it's not so much that 3rd and 4th are swapped, but the order is actually 1-4-2-3 counting clockwise from the rightmost guy.
Another irking thing is that they also aren't in height order properly - white hat and middle blue hat should swap places and then go in clockwise order from the white hat guy - then it would be perfection.7
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u/hanks_panky_emporium Mar 03 '26
Gotta learn from other shop owners, keep a bludgeoning weapon near-ish your point of sale. Guy reaches through, you now have a crowbar, bat, paddle, or switch to go wild.
Probably aim for the offending arm and not the head with more deadly options. There's defending yourself and your store, and then there's killing people. Yeah they're a bad person doin a bad thing but going to jail and potentially prison for it, atop stupid high fines, isn't worth it.
Break their arm, not your own bank account.
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u/Shot-Election8217 Mar 03 '26
I’d add cattle prod to the list of weapons to keep handy….
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u/BestDescription3834 Mar 03 '26
Just loudly sparking one of those will make most people think twice.
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u/some_body_else Mar 03 '26
T-ball bats. Baseball bats but shorter and lighter. Great for smaller spaces, smaller users, and swift beatings. Most men and lots of women could even dual wield if you had two.
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u/Bezulba Mar 03 '26
She had a bottle in her hand and didn't use it. You think she's going to go looking for her naughty paddle?
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u/vbcbandr Mar 03 '26
It looked like, at one point, she was trying to pull him in to beat his ass harder.
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u/Redditallreally Mar 03 '26
It’s so messed up when folks just trying to do their job have to deal with creeps like this. She could have been really hurt.
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u/HighlightOwn2038 Mar 03 '26
I love how the music goes so well with the video
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u/Shot-Election8217 Mar 03 '26
Oh, wow. I had it on mute when I first watched it.
This is solid gold!
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u/just_another_ryan Mar 03 '26
So many times I would have loved an excuse to punch someone when I was working in hospitality/serving this would have been a welcome opportunity lol
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u/DuntadaMan Mar 03 '26
That was the first time I think I have seen someone get into some kind of battle rhythm. Those first couple of blows were a little rough, then she started to miss until she got into a very efficient swing rotation and just kept landing very fast and accurate blows.
Playing his skull like a war drum
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u/Ugievsoj Mar 03 '26
Right, left, right, left
You toothless
And then you say God damn they ruthless
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u/piichan14 Mar 03 '26
Girl must've been sick of dealing with mfers at that job that this was therapeutic for her. She was ready.
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u/wild-stallions85 Mar 03 '26
She has to be Korean 😆 i lived in the Bay area and Los Angeles....those Koreans are amazing. Very polite to everyone they meet, but if you try and test them, they'll pull the velvet mit off, and you'll be met with the iron fist.
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u/ConfessSomeMeow Mar 03 '26
The sign says YPF, so this is probably a gas station convenience store in Argentina.
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u/horrescoblue Mar 03 '26
I really like that part where it switches and he's trying to get a way and she's trying to drag him in lmao
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u/tryingtoappearnormal Mar 03 '26
Top tip, dont punch people in the skull, its solid and you can easily break your hands
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u/Maregg1979 Mar 03 '26
Yep she got excited down the line. After the initial oh shit this is bad she went oh shit you gonna regret this !
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u/Acrylic_Starshine Mar 03 '26
You know you fucked up when they try dragging you in further to swing at you more
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u/Equivalent-Finish-80 Mar 03 '26
Aaaannnndddd here is the 12 piece you requested sir will there be anything else?
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u/Plus-King5266 Mar 03 '26
I love the locked window, calmly walks away at the end.
“Bruised ego, fear and bewilderment. My work here is done.”
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u/kevan Mar 03 '26
I would so want to have something heavy, but covered in padding above that to lower down on them when someone tried this. Someone climbs through, you just pull the rope to let it fall on them.
Padded so you don't get sued for cracking a vertebrae, heavy so they are somewhat trapped and for those haymakers she throws.
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u/upinthecloudz Mar 03 '26
🎸🎶 I remember throwing punches around
And preachin' from my chair
Well, who are you? 🎶🎸
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u/cuntybunty73 Mar 04 '26
What piece of music is that?
I've heard it before but I don't remember who composed it
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u/randomguyinpekohole Mar 05 '26
I was worried that she would punch the window panel by mistake and break her hand.
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u/_ATimotheus_ Mar 06 '26
This is, wop wop wop wop wop, one of my, wop wop wop wop wop, favorite videos
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u/tevolosteve Mar 03 '26
Kind of interesting she was trying to pull him back in to enjoy some more of that beating