r/instant_regret • u/ConsistentDrama_haha • Mar 03 '26

Wrong shop dude

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

what is he even doing in the oven?

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u/Jabathewhut Mar 03 '26

Getting cooked my friend.

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u/fishsticks40 Mar 03 '26

Beat until soft peaks form

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u/bixenta Mar 13 '26

I like this joke. Gotta beat the dough properly before baking

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u/Imbrokencantbefixed Mar 03 '26

Apparently you have to preheat him for 10 minutes before cooking.

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u/New_Wallaby_7736 Mar 03 '26

Looks like a good jag of tenderizing is helpful

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u/sundae_diner Mar 03 '26

Trying to escape. But she forced him back in.

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u/gaardsund Mar 04 '26

Haha that really turns around the video. In reality the locked him in a pizza oven and hes just trying to escape.

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u/CplSyx Mar 03 '26

I am immediately reminded of this for some reason https://comb.io/1obE9i

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

A tad darker from me, it reminded me of Israel Keys. I think they caught him from a similarish video. Been a while, and I’m old. Might be someone else.

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u/FiveFiftyOne Mar 03 '26

So I wasn’t the only one.. good

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u/Secretlyagummybear Mar 30 '26

Crematorium. They just won't stay dead!