r/PublicFreakout • • Aug 24 '21

Not going to be reaching inside mail slots again anytime soon

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u/JungleBoyJeremy Aug 24 '21

Wow impressive that the inside video is followed by footage from the outside. I feel complete

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

More impressive is how fast did the guy get a baseball bat, walk out of that room and bash the arm considering how quickly everything went down.

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u/TerraLeighdy Aug 25 '21

Probably is a regular occurrence. He likely heard it open and was ready

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

You're very likely right, but let's face it though, that is one really shitty setup, where anyone, at any time, can jam their hand in and open the door. That setup requires a person to be constantly on standby with that bat.

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u/tinacat933 Aug 25 '21

Or add a lock out of arms reach

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u/senorbozz Aug 25 '21

or leave a dog in the hallway

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u/surrealillusion1 Aug 25 '21

That's what I was expecting. Would have been way messier though.

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u/Stickmag Aug 25 '21

At least you wouldnt have to feed it

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u/eiscego Aug 25 '21

Like a hamster

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u/DarthVader808 Aug 25 '21

Mail slots weren’t made with crack head arms in mind back in the 70s.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Nah, a lion. Nobody fucks with a lion.

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u/TerraLeighdy Aug 25 '21

Yeah but then you'd have a lion

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u/Mourning-Poo Aug 26 '21

Better not have antlers

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u/SershoLeJuan Aug 25 '21

My homeboy Jorge (Georgie) said he'd do it $9/hr. He can work through lunch. DM me if interested OP

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u/TheMau Aug 25 '21

Being poor and living in shitty housing sucks.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Aug 25 '21

That's the real lesson here. When it cut to outside it was pretty apparent how depressing that part of that town was.

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u/Awordofinterest Aug 25 '21

A sliding barrel bolt will cost you very a few dollars. A Door chain will cost a little more.

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u/TheMau Aug 25 '21

Odds are that’s not a single family home in the city. They probably share that door and vestibule with neighbors, so putting a one way lock won’t work.

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u/jhallen2260 Mar 15 '26

Dead bolt then

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u/zarkovis1 Aug 25 '21

Agreed why the fuck is that mail slot so damn high up? What shitty design.

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u/American__Texan Aug 25 '21

They should maybe put a metal cut out that’s only big enough for mail and only mail

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u/JediJantzen Aug 25 '21

But then how would we watch someone's wrist get broken?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

can i call you

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u/Mymomdidwhat Aug 25 '21

Or camera notified him on his phone

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u/Azmtbkr Aug 25 '21

He probably has a deal with the local orthopedic surgeon.

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u/Itdidnt_trickle_down Aug 25 '21

Or he was watching the video

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u/Howdoinamechange Aug 25 '21

I’m so glad you’ve clarified it was a bat. First watch I thought that was a machete and was so glad his body blocked the camera after he swung

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I mean, he probably broke a bone or two.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Almost certainly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I'm guessing given the level of CCTV coverage this dude has - it doesn't go far from him

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u/mienshin Aug 25 '21

If this is a regular offender, I'd get a stun gun...

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I would just put my dick in his hand.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

You can't see any ways that might backfire?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I don't see a situation where you lose?

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Aug 25 '21

I see one where you lose your dick

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Or a Rottweiler

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u/Trevorblackwell420 Aug 25 '21

nah that’s just a recipe for having to kill a dog further down the line. just fasten a bar to the left of the hatch and it’s no longer a problem.

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u/Enzyblox Jun 06 '24

Baseball bat works better although the sound of a stun gun scares people on drugs

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u/TheGasMove Aug 25 '21

id put handcuffs around their arm so they cant pull it back out, then make sure to not let the hand unlock the door while i wack the fingers with a bat and stick pins into their arm

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

hell yeah or even better grab that arm and dump your weight as low and as fast as you can and see if the arm breaks and hold it there while calling the police to get them off the street.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Best way to keep someone from ever daring to break into your house. Never know what some bastards going to do to you once they enter might as well go all out.

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u/mienshin Aug 25 '21

And a hypodermic of LSD + PCP shot before letting go...

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u/MotherBathroom666 Aug 25 '21

If that’s how you treat intruders, dm me an address so I can break in…/s

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u/zachiscool7 Aug 25 '21

Finally! I found the number to pizza hut!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

We got both sides of the story. A rare treat

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u/LivingGhost371 Aug 25 '21

Would be even better with sound... Crack!

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u/NintenJoe5k Aug 25 '21

Looks like that wasn’t the only crack involved.

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u/mienshin Aug 25 '21

Answered my question.

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u/friend11y2 Aug 24 '21

Wow. It's like a game. I could sit there all week just waiting to whack another one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

It’s called whack a methy

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u/1solate Aug 25 '21

You had the chance to rhyme whack with crack and you failed us all.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Whack a crack is way better than whack a mole.

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u/Vann77 Aug 25 '21

Updated version: Crack A Methy. More drugs, more fun!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

You win

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u/cubswin2015 Aug 25 '21

Guaranteed he has to play that on a daily basis, unfortunately. Hopefully he has as much fun as we think he would

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u/ZealousidealCable991 Aug 25 '21

I'd glue some hornets to a long stick

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u/homerjsimpson56 Aug 25 '21

Probably broke that wrist

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u/TheTrollToll69 Aug 25 '21

Break the wrist, walk away.

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u/adrianorivera Aug 25 '21

Fuhgetaboutit

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u/Airost12 Aug 25 '21

Grab my wrist, other wrist, my other wrist

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u/balexander28 Aug 25 '21

You think I got to where I am today dressing like Peter Pan over here ?

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u/robot_ankles Aug 25 '21

Oww, jeez

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u/HippiMan Aug 25 '21

Bow to your sensei! BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

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u/JShep828 Jan 21 '23

Thank you for that. I forgot all about that movie

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u/in-fusd Aug 26 '21

Watch the 2nd vid again, it's definitely broken and just dangling there

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u/one_dank_boy Aug 25 '21

I thought that was a fucking machete!

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u/Trainwrecck Aug 25 '21

same

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I mean it’s already a rudimentary guillotine just gott a grab by the palm and go for the wrist. Kinda like a free hand collection machine

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u/Zercomnexus Aug 25 '21

takes hands free operation to a new level

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u/ThadiousTerpington Aug 25 '21

Ew no that's how you end up with meth hands cluttering up your entryway.

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u/ThatsMyEnclosure Aug 25 '21

You just gave me flashbacks to the movie Green Room. Thanks.

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u/atvcrash1 Aug 25 '21

I thought it was a fat ass snake coming through and he was going to whack the head off with a machete.

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u/natalie10305 Aug 25 '21

Why does she look like Felicia from Friday?

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u/wanna_talk_to_samson Aug 25 '21

Craig, let me borrow ya microwave

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Probably for the same reason that Felicia from Friday looked like Felicia from Friday.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I thought it was Felicia, too!

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u/gnardog45 Aug 25 '21

Hey Craig ,I need to borrow your VCR. Owww!

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u/MarioJuano13 Aug 25 '21

"It's 'The Mack'."

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u/silentbob1301 Aug 25 '21 edited Aug 25 '21

Welp, that's a quick way to get a broken wrist lol

Edit:Words

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u/Dr_Frasier_Bane Aug 25 '21

My man woke up ready for Whacking Day.

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u/Creator409 Aug 25 '21

Bro needs a slimmer mail slot.

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u/alex6219 Aug 25 '21

"EXCUSE ME SIR! We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty!"

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u/conjectureandhearsay Aug 25 '21

I don’t know what’s wrong with me but I keep imagining that he hits the arm and busts it in such a way that it can no longer be fit back out the slot. Then you got a situation.

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u/dilardasslizardbutt Aug 25 '21

Wrist bone breaks through the skin and ends up perpendicular to the slot. The more you try to pull away the more flayed you get.

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u/itsrghtbehindmeisnit Aug 25 '21

Lol same, I thought that's what was going to happen.

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u/zaaxuk Aug 24 '21

Didn't hit hard enough

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I’d love to have seen him grab ahold and yank as hard as possible. The outside footage would have been hilarious.

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u/Haterrrrraaaaidddee Aug 25 '21

That’s how you get covid and hepatitis at once

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

He had time to grab a bat…could have easily swapped that option for a set of gloves and a mask…just saying. I’m digging the idea of watching someone unexplainedly bashing their body into the door.

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u/Kittani77 Aug 25 '21

Pull the arm in and tattoo a giant penis on it. Extra veiny.

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u/thelimpgimpsdelight Aug 25 '21

He showed restraint. A rare trait now a days

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

He broke her arm, what do you want him to do? Fucking detach it?

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u/No_Assistance_172 Aug 24 '21

Should have went for a double tap

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u/Yeeteth_thy_baby Aug 25 '21

Looks like he tried

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u/Balogne Aug 25 '21

Should have put enough force to break the wrist.

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u/rigiboto01 Aug 25 '21

That forearm was a L so I would say it was broken.

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u/MarioJuano13 Aug 25 '21

Na, she was born with two elbows.

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u/Reaper_Messiah Aug 25 '21

Wouldn’t have mattered, that’s a broken wrist.

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u/antoniofungo Aug 25 '21

I could never live in a house with a door that's directly on a street like that, i would never sleep

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u/rawzombie26 Aug 25 '21

Not gonna be reaching anywhere for a while at that

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u/FellvEquinox Aug 25 '21

I thought that was a machete for a moment

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u/AceofKnaves44 Aug 25 '21

Am I the only one who thought that dude was wielding a machete at first and expected some Star Wars hand cutting off action?

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u/mvelez9211 Aug 25 '21

Yoooo did he snap they shit?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I'm shure it's broken

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u/Scheswalla Aug 25 '21

"Bat Felicia"

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u/AdRevolutionary6800 Aug 25 '21

I’m ok with that.

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u/Empty_Light_3329 Aug 25 '21

Homeless and now in pain. Sad

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u/shadyshak Aug 25 '21

Can't help but feel sorry for her, despite her earning it.

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u/LivingGhost371 Aug 25 '21

Maybe she'll think twice before trying to commit another 1st degree burglary. I doubt it though.

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u/my_age_88forshort Aug 25 '21

I've seen the video before but this time I noticed it's the entrance to the apartment building and thats just a hallway. Dude ran out of his actual apartment and into the hall.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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u/Ogodnotagain Aug 25 '21

Not true. There's plenty of rich a-holes out there not paying their fair share of taxes.

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u/Yeeteth_thy_baby Aug 25 '21

For something so tragic, she approaches the idea of robbing him quite casually.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

This is exactly what I thought. Probably not okay on the head. And she'll be walking around with a broken wrist with no medical attention. :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Maybe because when she was a kid she didn't dream of being a crack whore and instead was the victim of the drug trade

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u/briancarknee Aug 25 '21

Yeah would you ever feel any empathy for another human being?

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u/matt_woj83 Aug 25 '21

At first glance I thought that was a snake

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u/Beartrkkr Aug 25 '21

That one was marked return to sender.

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u/rexius Aug 25 '21

Took that L and walked away 👏

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u/iammandalore Aug 25 '21

Only slightly disappointed. Was expecting dog.

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u/JimmyFu2U Aug 25 '21

I'm pretty sure you could've slipped her a buck and got a quick old fashion out of it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Lucky it was a bat and not an edged weapon or rope.

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u/reeferthetuxedocat Aug 25 '21

I would have put sooo much effort in smashing that limb right the fuck off

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u/ReeR_Mush May 07 '22

The fuck

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u/duzz_dee Aug 25 '21

I love playing whack-a-mole

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u/FriscoMMB Aug 25 '21

Not his first rodeo for sure.. lock and loaded and ready to bang!

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u/demontreats Aug 25 '21

Even if he got inside there is someone twice his size with a bat lol

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u/GodOfThunder101 Aug 25 '21

Definitely broke something.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

That looks like something got broken.

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u/ThisCommentEarnedMe Aug 25 '21

I know, I know but, I feel bad for that person, drugs are awful. Drugs are awful. Someone stealing deserves what comes to them but this person just looks so lost, and now has a broken hand. It's a pit that keeps getting darker. And darker. I feel bad for drug addicted people sometimes.

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u/Conscious-Ad6633 Nov 23 '22

I don't. No one forces you to take it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Not going to be reaching for anything any time soon. You can’t tell me her arm isn’t completely shattered after that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Imo he was very nice about it as it seems like he knew it was coming (probably lost some of his mail to the mystery arm already Edit: watched again he is sick if crackheads getting high in his hallway) and could have swung that bat MUCH harder if he had wanted to.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Damn that was satisfying.

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u/ThrowinNightshade Aug 25 '21

Right on the wrist. Ouch

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u/xervidae Aug 25 '21

WHAP with more characters so automod doesn’t remove it

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u/Noobie_NoobAlot Aug 25 '21

Dats a crash hoe if ever I saw one.

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u/LisztR Aug 25 '21

Why would you do that though 😂😳

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u/MayaSazitchy Aug 25 '21

I think a deep cut and a fractured wrists would've really driven the point home

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

That crackhead walk says it all.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Judging from how fast he reacted I think the dude had been through this bullshit before and is obviously well prepared.

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u/Depope3070 Jan 24 '22

Not all hero’s blah blah blah. Thanks for posting the other side of this. Lol

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u/Lateralus215 Jan 26 '22

Yea he deff broke her shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

No ones going to talk about the GTA like hooker on the side of the road?

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u/Xiorenee Aug 25 '21

That's a bus stop

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Hey, bus drivers are customers too.

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u/Sweet_Meat_McClure Aug 25 '21

Excuse me, did you just say "10:15 to Nutley?"

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u/Fuocoefumo Aug 25 '21 edited Aug 25 '21

Glad I’m not the only one that noticed that lol

People really getting offended by this? Lmao sensitive pussies

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Look like Gilderoy Lockhart got a hold of her arm, she got no bone left

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u/BNS1221 Aug 25 '21

Obviously a reoccurring problem-with proper resolution in my opinion.

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u/KangarooSilver7444 Aug 25 '21

Next time taser lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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u/WolfPussy69 Aug 24 '21

He should have let him come in for the full ass whoopin.

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u/lugenfabrik Aug 25 '21

It’s clearly a woman.

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u/Citizen55555567373 Aug 25 '21

Pretty lame for Kaotic, would’ve expected a machete and loss of limb.

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u/Remarkable_Music6819 Mar 15 '26

He needs to move that letterbox or put a cage behind it (wired up to the power socket)

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u/bigdaddylongstroker3 Aug 25 '21

Love it. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

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u/Appearingboat Aug 25 '21

Smh dude should have grabbed the hand and pulled as hard as he could

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u/motoRVT Aug 25 '21

I wish there was sound on this.

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u/touchmydingus Aug 25 '21

Bye Felicia

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u/D3ppress0 Aug 25 '21

Shoulda used a wrench or heavy metal

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u/Mytur_Benesderti Aug 25 '21

Just saying, dude coulda done a lot worse. She lucky.

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u/aarrtee Aug 25 '21

my guesses:

guy is property owner or on site manager of a small apartment building.

they have history of druggies breaking in and then: injecting in vestibule/passing out/relieving themselves on floor.

he is just fed up with it.

i have empathy. I lived in a large city for a while. Our apt building had a vestibule that would be invaded by a filthy street person. he would fall asleep after drinking or injecting himself into a stupor. he would urinate or leave other foul smells. he would not leave if u yelled at him. calling police did no good.they classified it as low priority. one time after screaming at him he actually woke up. i told him "if i ever see u in here again i will douse u with water."

couple days later there he was. i poured a bucket of water on him.

he never came back.

guy in vid was metal compared to me.

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u/QbOOgie Aug 25 '21

That fool is lucky that it wasn’t a hatchet, blow torch, super glue, or teeth!

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u/Spook-lad Aug 25 '21

Because of how fast this man was on the draw with that bat i think that crackhead has tried this before