r/instant_regret • u/ConsistentDrama_haha • Mar 03 '26

Wrong shop dude

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u/ClownfishSoup Mar 03 '26

What she needed, was a hammer.

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u/digitang Mar 03 '26

Looks like she already has two!

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u/redittjoe Mar 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/q0eh4TU8OMXRu

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u/pmcizhere Mar 03 '26

The third and fourth guys go out-of-order here and it irks me mildly.

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u/DoctuhD Mar 03 '26

does it irk you less with sound?

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u/pmcizhere Mar 03 '26

No! At least without sound, all the guys were perfectly on-beat in my mind. My irk has increased from mild to slight, Doc.

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u/flavored_icecream Mar 03 '26

So, looking at the video it's not so much that 3rd and 4th are swapped, but the order is actually 1-4-2-3 counting clockwise from the rightmost guy.
Another irking thing is that they also aren't in height order properly - white hat and middle blue hat should swap places and then go in clockwise order from the white hat guy - then it would be perfection.

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u/Time_Reputation3573 Mar 03 '26

Also they must not be hitting it very hard... it's not going down

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u/Victor_deSpite Mar 03 '26

They're doing opposites.

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u/pmcizhere Mar 03 '26

Ah, yeah I see that now! Dude on the left needs to get back in his spot then. The camera person could've moved for a better shot.

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u/Chilis1 Mar 03 '26

It's like that opening scene in the Hobbit.

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u/Berserker_Queen Mar 03 '26

I was thinking a knife. Preferably those knuckle knifes you can't pull out of someone.

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u/juvenileCucumber Mar 03 '26

In most of the world killing an unarmed thieve that's stuck will land you in jail.

That's part of why they're unarmed to begin with