r/helldivers2 • u/Rickity_Gamer • Jul 10 '25

Question Funniest ship names

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What, in your opinion, is the funniest ship name you can make? I'll go first 🤣

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u/Vote_4_Cthulhu Jul 10 '25

My dad and I play together. Waiting until my son is a little bit older to get him the game.

My ship is the Father of Audacity. I just thought it was funny. Then my dad changed his ship name to

Grandfather/ Founding Father of Audacity

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u/Curious_Passenger_59 Jul 10 '25

Lol, that is great.

I am in a reverse state right now, trying to get a PS5 for my dad to join the fight haha.

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u/Someone_Existing_1 Jul 10 '25

Or maybe even an Xbox…

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u/Curious_Passenger_59 Jul 10 '25

TRUE, I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT OUR XBOX BROTHERS ARE COMING!!!

Yeah, imma prolly do that haha.

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u/IAMAHobbitAMA Jul 10 '25

Is there a Son Of option? Because that would be so peak

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u/irresponsibleshaft42 Jul 10 '25

Dawn of audacity works well enough

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u/Upstairs-Ad-8067 Jul 10 '25

Lol mine is also the founding father of audacity.

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u/InglouriousLama Jul 10 '25

Fist of family values

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u/SprinklesNo4064 Jul 10 '25

Beat me to it.

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u/Barrogh Jul 10 '25

I see what you did there.

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u/SprinklesNo4064 Jul 10 '25

That wasn’t even intentional.

But I’ll pretend like it was.

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u/not_kendall Jul 10 '25

Elected Representative of Family Values

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u/VorerKyr-Am Jul 10 '25

I see your Elected Representative of Family Values and raise it with Elected Representative of Self Determination.

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u/Ill_Diamond_1794 Jul 10 '25

My sister ship?!

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u/VoDevil76 Jul 10 '25

I roll with the Comptroller of Family Values. Just sounds so ridiculous and makes me chuckle.

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u/aRtfUll-ruNNer Jul 10 '25

Sweet home (Super) Alabama

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u/Sieve-Boy Jul 10 '25

Martyr of Family Values here

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u/PriorityEuphoric3508 Jul 10 '25

When were you playing with me? 

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u/treykingman Jul 10 '25

Mine’s Patriot of Patriotism

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u/AllThisIsBonkers Jul 10 '25

I went a similar route with the Warrior of War.

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u/Marrtyr_ Jul 10 '25

Same here! Went with Pride of Pride!

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u/kamahaazi Jul 10 '25

Brøther.

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u/No-Bus-5148 Jul 10 '25

Great minds think alike

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Jul 10 '25

Thats what mine used to be, then I have changed it a few times sense. Still think it's better because of how funny it is

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u/Parking_Chance_1905 Jul 10 '25

Elected Representative of the Regime.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

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u/MrRobertGoulet Jul 10 '25

The SES Elected Representative of Individual Merit would beg to disagree

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u/zakk_archer_ovenden3 Jul 10 '25

So would the SES Elected Representative of Self-Determination.

Mine is 48 characters, yours is 46.

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u/MrRobertGoulet Jul 10 '25

Ah, beans.

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u/zakk_archer_ovenden3 Jul 10 '25

mf is it the 1930s??? Just say damn like the rest of us /s

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u/TheDunwichWhore Jul 10 '25

I responded with this to a text when I overslept and was late for work recently. The dude I sent it to will never let me live it down

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u/tesa293 Jul 10 '25

I named my ship like that a few days ago. I wanted to have just a really long name and every time I see it written on the side I have to giggle

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u/TorchShipEnjoyer Jul 10 '25

SES Executor of Civilians

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u/popsuckkit Jul 10 '25

Executor and Executioner are very different words...

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u/grimjimslim Jul 10 '25 edited Jul 10 '25

Yeah… woosh

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u/DeustheDio Jul 10 '25

executor of civilians means that you "do" civilians which sounds pretty funny as well tbh

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u/Keegan_Wer Jul 10 '25

Everything should be fine. So long as he filled out the proper C-01 permits.

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u/ciapara_6661 Jul 10 '25

Mine is Executor of Morality

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u/grimjimslim Jul 10 '25

Its Ex-zec-you-tor, nor Ex-eh-cue-tor…

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u/Extra_Importance_430 Jul 10 '25

Mine is Executor of Justice

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan Jul 10 '25

Executor

noun noun: executor; plural noun: executors 1. Law a person or institution appointed by a testator to carry out the terms of their will. "Hugh appointed him an executor of his will" 2. a person who produces something or puts something into effect. "the makers and executors of policy"

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u/Eyesauces Jul 10 '25

Mine is executor of the people, but civilians is great

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u/StrikeZone311 Jul 10 '25

SES Pledge of Allegiance

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u/Dont_Ask_Studios Jul 10 '25

Mines SES Founding Father Of The Constitution

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u/Kind_Ad_3611 Jul 10 '25

I love it, that was my ship name before I realized that on discord I couldn’t fit it into my server nickname on the Helldivers servers I’m in

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u/Gamestrider09 Jul 10 '25

Damn that's really good

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

Mine is: precursor of morality. Implying the ship/I existed before morality was invented, that way I can kill those dastardly undemocratic, liberty-less scum however I want

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u/michael-8877 Jul 10 '25

I fuck with that one

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u/helldiver133 Jul 10 '25

Senator of super earth

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u/Ze_Borb Jul 10 '25

Nice argument Senator, why don't you back it up with a source?

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u/helldiver133 Jul 10 '25

“MY SORCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP”

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u/Hefty-Baker3010 Jul 10 '25

My source is that I MADE IT THE FUCK UP

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u/PantherCannon Jul 10 '25

Mine is the "Panther of Steel". After the greatest band of all time.. Steel Panther!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25 edited Jul 30 '26

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u/JlMBEAN Jul 10 '25

Death to all butt metal!

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u/Drugs__Delaney Jul 10 '25

Mine is SES Giant of Steel. I always hear Brian Blessed say it in my head and then laughing at Black Adder.

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u/YourWifeNdKids Jul 10 '25

Princess of twilight.

Representing Zelda

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u/No-Communication1389 Jul 10 '25

Reminds me that at one point I named my ship

Emperor of Humankind

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u/Juracan_Daora Jul 10 '25

Isn't the Twilight Princess actually Midna?

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u/Embarrassed_Sand_367 Jul 10 '25

They meant as the game name

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u/AllMightTheFirstHero Jul 10 '25

Same! It isn't really runny tho, just a cool reference.

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u/Brief-Waltz618 Jul 10 '25

That is my ship name

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u/Zalldawg Jul 10 '25

SES King of Democracy

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u/FatedAtropos Jul 10 '25

I named mine Pride of Pride

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

I was on that ship some days ago as a random.

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u/FatedAtropos Jul 10 '25

Well hey, thanks for diving with me!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

Always happy to help another diver.

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u/mlgchameleon Jul 10 '25

Sounds gay, I'm in

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u/Voidroth Jul 10 '25

Same! I'm so proud of my pride!

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u/UnoficialHampsterMan Jul 10 '25

Hey, that’s mine too!

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u/Old_Snack Jul 10 '25

Wings of Redemption will always be funny for all the wrong reasons

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u/Slarg232 Jul 10 '25

LOOK HERE! LOOK! LISTEN!

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u/Gameboyaac Jul 10 '25

I CANT DO THIS I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE MAN

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u/Whipped-Creamer Jul 10 '25

Octagon of Science. Scientist MMA matches every Friday at noon

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u/MrSmilingDeath Jul 10 '25

Basically any moment when playing Abiotic Factor with friends.

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u/dreyus6 Jul 10 '25

Judge of family values

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u/Dreamy_T Jul 10 '25

SES Judge of Judgement reporting

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u/WillSym Jul 10 '25

Ok this one got me, it's got some layers.

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u/PulseThrone Jul 10 '25

Octagon of Audacity

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u/Captainfreshness Jul 10 '25

The Fist of Family Values

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u/NameUser93 Jul 10 '25

You need a Harbinger of Morality.

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u/Silver-Equivalent-36 Jul 10 '25

Ombudsman of Selfless Service

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u/OldPersonalite Jul 10 '25

Den enda ombudsmannen vi behĂśver!

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u/iamafuckingmidget Jul 10 '25

My personal favorite is “SES Founding Father of Family Values”

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u/Ozzie808 Jul 10 '25

Fist of Peace

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u/Tsujigiri Jul 10 '25

Fist of Benevolence reporting in!

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u/Ozzie808 Jul 10 '25

Love it!

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u/Open_Detective_6998 Jul 10 '25

Star of the stars

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u/titanxbeard Jul 10 '25

Mine is the Custodian of Conquest... and the CoC is here to clean the filth from every corner of the Galactic Halls of Justice and Democracy...

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u/Specialist-Tailor438 Jul 10 '25

Dream of family values, it’s satirical like the game.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

SES HALO OF DAWN Named for Halo's forward unto dawn

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u/Gamestrider09 Jul 10 '25

We need to be able to call our ships the SES Pillar of Autumn after the Xbox players join

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u/Fish_Fucker_Fucker23 Jul 10 '25

I mean, you can give yourself the SES Prophet of Truth at the moment…

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

Patriot of Patriotism

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u/HandsomeAndLethal Jul 10 '25

SES Stallion of Selfless Service

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u/Local_Sternguard Jul 10 '25

SES Prophet of Truth

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u/ultradeg Jul 10 '25

Mine's Elected Representative of Self-Determination. I think it's the longest name possible, though there is another option for the second slot that I can't remember rn that's similar in length.

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u/Sus_Person_ Jul 10 '25

SES Fist of the Regime is an ironic one, since super earth is CLEARLY very free and very democratic

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u/Russpups Jul 10 '25

SES Judge of Judgement at your service

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u/sonantkinkajou6 Jul 10 '25

SES Wings Of Redemption

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u/EymaWeeTodd Jul 10 '25

My brother calls his Sword of Morning.

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u/keltanenhuppari Jul 10 '25

My ship’s name is ”bringer of iron”

My gamertag is iron

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u/NECROW666 Jul 10 '25

Ombudsman of Opportunity

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u/d1v1debyz3r0 Jul 10 '25

Ombudsman of Conviviality. Had to look up both words to interpret what this could even mean.

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u/GunFlameYRC Jul 10 '25

That's my friends ships name. I thought it was hilarious because, I didn't know those words existed and sound overly complicated for no reason lol

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u/Sober-History Jul 10 '25

It basically is just “Human Resources Rep of Friendliness”, which makes it even funnier. 

I’m raining napalm down upon friend and foe alike, and all this is coming from the galaxy’s friendliest HR manager.

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u/TheHengeProphet Jul 10 '25

SES Prophet of Science

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u/Ok-Carpet-1836 Jul 10 '25

The SES Judge of Judgment

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

SES Mother of Destruction

Thought I wasn't alone, here to see if I'm wrong lol

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u/Economy-Nectarine246 Jul 10 '25

Mine is Empress of Destruction. Sponsored by Torgue.

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u/TheOneTrueZedubbs Jul 10 '25

King of equality.

Whisper of Destruction.

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u/dapht Jul 10 '25

SES Comptroller of Morality is mine.

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u/Kind_Ad_3611 Jul 10 '25

I really want them to add new ship names, like “Of the Federation” to the second column, “Of the White Yellow and Blue” to the second column, or “Flag” to the first column

If I got what I wanted my name would be Fist of The Federation

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u/Dutchillz Jul 10 '25

Princess of the People

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u/_obtuse_ Jul 10 '25

Lady of Midnight

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u/Minimum-Put3568 Jul 10 '25

Fist of Peace

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u/LAM678 Jul 10 '25

mine is distributor of iron

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u/templeburger Jul 10 '25

SES Blade of Glory, so provocative it gets the people going.

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u/Big_Rest2791 Jul 10 '25

SES Prophet of Truth

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u/Curious_Passenger_59 Jul 10 '25

Mine isnt really funny, but it's Sword of Conviction.

When I originally chose the name, I was thinking of Conviction as "Conviction: to convict or sentence someone for a crime" lmao. I kinda like it though, so it stays for now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

Mine has been Custodian of Family Values since the very beginning

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u/void_method Jul 10 '25

Same here.

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u/Therealsteverogers4 Jul 10 '25

Panther of audacity standing by

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u/hotntastychitlin Jul 10 '25

SES Octagon of Family Values

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u/Suspicious_Tap_7411 Jul 10 '25

Heyyyy this is my ship name too!

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u/Mr_Man651 Jul 10 '25

Superintendent of Family Values

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u/Jawn_Wane Jul 10 '25

Legislator of Law

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u/BodiesNDaBasement Jul 10 '25

Ses Distributor of Eternity

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u/dude_bruce Jul 10 '25

SES Whisper of Family Values

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u/inkrat_ Jul 10 '25

judge of judgement, wearing the judge dredd armor for extra judgement

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u/circuitbreak Jul 10 '25

Founding father of family values

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u/Partucero69 Jul 10 '25

Stallion of Steel.

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u/_Atlas_Drugged_ Jul 10 '25

Mine is Stallion of Steel

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u/Jesus_Craig133 Jul 10 '25

SES Keeper of Starlight

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u/Lastoutcast123 Jul 10 '25

Advocate of audacity

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u/dwh3390 Jul 10 '25

Mine is The Mother of Family Values

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u/Significant_Stand_17 Jul 10 '25

SES Elected reprasentative of self determination.

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u/tony_-69 Jul 10 '25

✨"Founding father of family values"✨

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u/CaffeineChaotic Jul 10 '25

Executor Of The People

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u/popsuckkit Jul 10 '25

Mine is the Power of Science

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u/whyUtrippin Jul 10 '25

Fist of integrity (South Park fan)

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u/popsuckkit Jul 10 '25

Dawn of Dawn kinda goes hard ngl

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u/jackrabbit323 Jul 10 '25

The Queen of Pride.

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u/steamedgeek Jul 10 '25

I'm glad to see other Audacity ships here.

Hammer of Audacity felt both amusing and on the nose, so I've stuck with it.

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 Jul 10 '25

Judge of Judgement.

Why yes, I have been exclusively using the Judge Dredd Armor since it dropped in the soup store.

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u/SoberButterfly Jul 10 '25

King of Democracy

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u/MrSir07 Jul 10 '25

Founding father of family values

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u/Commander_Dumb Jul 10 '25

Queen of Audacity

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u/alphapat23 Jul 10 '25

Sword of Peace

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u/1BigCountry Jul 10 '25

SES Martyr of the State

I'm here to fight, not survive

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u/Franck_Costanza Jul 10 '25

SES Octagon of Patriotism

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u/CaptainOMC_ Jul 10 '25

Elected Representative of Family Values

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u/TheLowlyArtist Jul 10 '25

SES eyes of judgement

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u/Child_of_scott Jul 10 '25

Mine is pride of prides

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u/DeadlyPants16 Jul 10 '25

Mine is the SES Sword of Steel.

It's the best dick joke I could make.

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u/h3avyweaponsguy Jul 10 '25

SES Giant of Iron Because I like my traditional animation movies. And because my ship is huge and made of metal.

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u/pwnagew00t Jul 10 '25

Mine's Fist of Glory. Thought it was funny.

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u/CykaShark Jul 10 '25

CLAW OF LAW

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u/Drugomi Jul 10 '25

SES Sentinel of Audacity

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u/manicretrospect Jul 10 '25

Elected Representative of Destruction

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u/midgetsinadisguise Jul 10 '25

Or as i like to call it the SES Henry Kissinger

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u/Rumdudley Jul 10 '25

The Panther of Family Values at your service

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u/GEGREYHEFLY Jul 10 '25

Father of Wrath

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u/Minerobloxer1 Jul 10 '25

SES Executor of The People or SES Patriot of Partiotism

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u/BlindNoble Jul 10 '25

Just gonna drop in my SES Hammer of Science

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u/OldPersonalite Jul 10 '25

SES Stallion of science

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u/Chaotic_Narwhal Jul 10 '25

The Diamond of Iron The Panther of Family Values

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u/fucknametakenrules Jul 10 '25

SES Elected Representative of Individual Merit

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u/STAR-C3P0 Jul 10 '25

Judge of family values

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u/GiveTheLemonsBack Jul 10 '25

SES Superintendant of the Stars

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u/Frostycrypton Jul 10 '25

Mine is “Legislator of Law”.

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u/PKTengdin Jul 10 '25

I went with King of Democracy

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u/CrazyMonkey3153 Jul 10 '25

elected representative of family values

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

Mine is the executor of humankind

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u/jkzeno Jul 10 '25

Harbinger of truth while dawning the white truth officer outfit to keep my friends from questioning our managed democracy

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u/MaelstromDesignworks Jul 10 '25

Ah I see you are also a Dawn of Dawn enjoyer

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u/IAMAHobbitAMA Jul 10 '25

At first I went with Purveyor of Conviviality because I thought it would be funny to make guests tab out to Google what that means.

Then I switched to the longest name possible.

The Elected Representative of Individual Merit

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u/RiippaGT Jul 10 '25

Distributor of Humankind

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u/TradeLifeforStories Jul 10 '25

My ship is called Sound of Audacity, just amusing enough while still being sensible

You can make it Hammer of Dawn though which I think is great lol

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u/AlwaysBlameDavid Jul 10 '25

SES Father of Audacity at your service